Chapter 144: Brothers Are Used to Sell
"My brothers didn't do well in the exam, then let's get drunk and relieve a thousand sorrows!"
Gao Chaoqun slammed the door open with his buttocks, and when he turned around, he saw Chu Xin and Lin Shuying, halfway through the swear words, he was in a hurry, and after a while, he finally didn't embarrass in front of the two goddesses.
He walked in with a big grin, put the bottle of Moutai in his arms on the table, and swept his squinting eyes around the two beauties.
He Wei and the others were not so bold, stretched their necks and stunned at the door, looking at Chu Xin and Lin Shuying with blank eyes, hesitating whether they should come in or not.
"What are you doing, come in, close the door. ”
Su Qingzhi expressed his contempt for these thieves who had no thief heart, and dared to blush-necked in front of the director of political education, but when he came to the goddess who thought about it at night, he became a delicate and soft goat cub, which was too unproductive......
"Didn't you say you wouldn't drink, what are you doing with wine?" asked Su Qingzhi.
Gao Chaoqun said mysteriously: "This is a blessing for you, this bottle of Moutai is treasured by my Lao Tzu, and I am reluctant to drink it for many years, my buddy thinks it's a pity to spoil it, so I took the sheep and got it out......"
Lin Shuying gave him a thumbs up: "Sure enough, it's a tiger father without a dog." ”
Gao Chaoqun didn't care about it, they all smiled, hugged their fists and saluted: "The heroine praises falsely, and the little student is ashamed, hahaha." ”
Su Qingzhi said casually: "I like the strong fragrance type, and I am not used to drinking the sauce-flavored one." ”
Gao Chaoqun rolled his eyes: "Sluts are hypocritical, it's good to have good wine to drink, and you still pick and choose?" Besides, I don't plan to let you drink it, the two beauties are here today, this national wine is for them, fragrant cars and BMWs, beautiful wine, perfect match!"
Chu Xin smiled: "Thank you, but I don't drink." ”
He Wei and the others saw Chu Meinu's friendly smile for the first time, and they were immediately shocked, and they were all stunned, even Gao Chaoqun's kind of flower veterans couldn't help but praise: "Hey Lao Su, what does that poem say, look back and see what, other beauties are not good......
Lin Shuying said with a smile: "Looking back and smiling, Baimeisheng, the six palaces have no color." ”
Gao Chaoqun was busy patting his ass: "Yes, yes, that's it, hey, tell me, like the two of you, don't talk about the long Peugeot, and you are so talented, let's be dwarfed by our bosses, ashamed, ashamed." ”
"Poet" Liu Jianguo couldn't stand it anymore, and said with a knife: "That's called dwarfed, not dwarfed......"
Gao Chaoqun threw him a look of contempt: "Jianguo, you don't understand this, do you? You have to have a sense of humor to communicate with beautiful women, hey, you elm pimples don't understand either." ”
Chu Xin and Lin Shuying covered their mouths and chuckled.
Su Qingzhi said: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, everyone is not in the same class or in a dormitory, what are you pretending to be thirteen? Hurry up and order, and enter the next link after eating." ”
Lin Shuying was curious: "What's the next link?"
Gao Chaoqun got up, made a half-bow posture, and played the role of the host: "First of all, please allow me to solemnly introduce myself, I am superb, tall and handsome, superordinary, and outstanding." ”
"As an excellent representative of the boys' dormitory of Longyu Middle School, on behalf of myself and all the boys in the 409 dormitory, I would like to invite two beautiful women to participate in the afternoon activity - KTV Hi Song!"
"Please enjoy the two beauties, don't refuse, otherwise we won't be able to eat this meal......"
Su Qingzhi, He Wei, Cheng Xueyu and others all cast disdainful glances at him, this cheek is thicker than the walls of the Great Wall, and people are invincible.
"Hey?"
Lin Shuying blinked her big eyes that could speak, and said spiritually: "Okay, this girl is gracious, Chu Xin and I will go!"
Chu Xin wanted to say something, but was stopped by her look, and could only cry and laugh.
The dishes came up, fried purple crispy meat, potsticker tofu, bucket chicken, scallion grilled mutton, etc. were placed on a large table, and there were nearly 20 dishes as far as the eye could see, and they were basically big meat, which was extremely rich.
Lin Shuying exclaimed: "So much, can you finish eating?"
Gao Chaoqun took over the conversation, with a sad look: "I'm not afraid of the jokes of the two beauties, our 409 dormitory lacks everything, that is, there is no shortage of wine bags and rice bags, these rammers, knowing that Lao Su wants to have a treat, has been on an empty stomach since last night, and is waiting for today's food to eat, so you should ask, is it just like this, can you eat enough?"
"Holy—"
He Wei couldn't bear it anymore, exposing his true colors as a man, and the swear words came as soon as he opened his mouth: "Your uncle, you can't be so shameless, you betrayed your brothers?"
Gao Chaoqun smiled predictively: "Friends are used to betray, and brothers are used to betray." ”
Everyone was speechless, and they all gave him a thumbs up, this is shameless to a new height and new realm, you must be convinced, and you have to hold back if you don't accept it.
Gao Chaoqun got up and poured wine for everyone, Chu Xin and Lin Shuying shook their heads and refused, he didn't care, picked up the cup and said the toast:
"To celebrate...... Ah, in order to deeply reflect on our failure in this model exam, except for the slut Lao Su, all my colleagues in 409, learn from the pain, and are determined to work hard, today's glass of wine has sounded the clarion call for us to study for the rise of China, and the decisive battle for the college entrance examination should be like treating these chickens, ducks and fish on the table, eat with a big mouth and chew widely, harder and harder, not afraid of hard bones, just afraid of uneven teeth!"
"Don't talk much about other nonsense, buddy, come on, take a deep mouthful of feelings, eat and drink enough to go to KTV in the afternoon, and only play happily can learn peace of mind, if you want the title of the gold list, fill your stomach first. ”
Su Qingzhi looked at everyone's necks, and drank the wine glass with a "grunt", and the collector's version of Moutai was drunk by these young people into a fake two-pot head for two yuan a bottle.
He shook his head and sighed, "Cow chews peonies." ”
After speaking, I took a small sip, the entrance is soft and mellow, and the aftertaste is long, which is worthy of being a national wine.
"Is it delicious?" Lin Shuying blinked.
Su Qingzhi said: "Xiangman Kyushu overflows all over the world, and there are still good wines in Moutai. In addition, from the perspective of health preservation, the sauce-flavored liquor can remove excess free radicals in the human body, and has obvious anti-fatigue, anti-virus, and anti-aging effects. ”
When Lin Shuying heard the words "anti-aging", she was eager to try: "Then I'll taste it too." ”
Su Qingzhi glared at her and said, "You don't mix, eat quickly, and you two go back to school after eating...... What can you do with this group of bastards?"
He Wei put down his chopsticks and stopped drying: ", I just finished being trampled by the donkey's rammer, and you came to the wound to sprinkle salt again, this special brother can't do it...... Waiter, waiter!"
The waiter came, and Su Qingzhi paid a huge price for this sentence, because He Wei, Gao Chaoqun, Cheng Xueyu, Liu Jianguo, and Xu Liang each added another dish as a punishment for his unscrupulous words.
Gao Chaoqun looked at Cheng Xueyu, Liu Jianguo, and Xu Liang as they ate, and said curiously: "In the past, you were all like starving ghosts reincarnated, for fear of eating less, how did you change sex this time?"
Cheng Xueyu was exposed in front of the goddess, and couldn't help but blush: "Lao Gao, if you don't talk to you, you will definitely not be treated as a mute!"
The meal lasted for almost two hours, and a large table full of food was finally cleaned up by several big stomachs under the slogan of waste and shame, and even the oil and water on the plate were poured into the stomach.