Chapter 1: Mad's Mental Retardation
Liu Xi felt that her three views were broken. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Although the senior brother has said more than once that her three views have long been broken.
But now, Liu Xi felt that his three views had been shattered, and he had finally broken into slag.
What kind of world is this?
I can't even feel the aura of heaven and earth!
And these iron squares with four wheels in front of her, they can run faster than she can use the escape technique!
There are strange buildings dozens of feet tall everywhere, and stupid humans are in and out of them, busy like a nest of ants.
The strangest thing is that these stupid mortals in strange costumes are all holding a small square in their hands and staring at it. Others listen to it in their ears and speak it in their mouths......
What the hell are they drying out?
Liu Xi looked at everything unfamiliar in front of her with a confused expression, and she only felt that she was even more shocked than when she entered the Heavenly Dao Sect and saw the flying sword in the sky.
"Didi, Didi!"
A hurried horn sounded.
Liu Xi was startled, and turned around with an unkind face.
What would dare to scare her?!
An iron box with four wheels installed was parked at her feet, and it was only an inch away from crashing!
The driver stretched out his head and saw that it was a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, and when he opened his mouth, he scolded: "You have long eyes and a head!
Liu Xi's face darkened, and a mere ant-like mortal dared to be disrespectful to her!
With a sneer, he raised his hand and pointed at the head of the grumpy middle-aged driver.
Stupid mortals, wail!
For a long time, there was no response.
Driver: "......"
Liu Xi: "......"
Liu Xi couldn't believe it, and ordered it a few more times without giving up.
Finally, in the eyes of the middle-aged driver looking at the neuropathy, he withdrew his hand in a cold sweat.
How can it be?
Looking down at his hand, his eyes widened.
Yellow and thin, withered, and still stained with a little dirty ink on her knuckles, where is her pair of soft wattles that are as tender as spring onions and white as early snow?
It's not her!
Liu Xi was shocked, could it be that she inadvertently took away a mortal body?
"What the hell are you doing?
The middle-aged uncle became more and more irritable, and when he was in a hurry, he encountered such a neurotic person in the middle of the road, which was really unlucky!
"Mad's retarded!"
Forget it, the second girl can't be provoked, can't he go?
The uncle irritably retreated the car and drove past Liu Xi in a different direction.
Looking at the black iron box that had disappeared, Liu Xi lowered his head and looked at himself from head to toe in a daze.
The pants and tops are all blue and black colors, the style is just as ugly, the narrow sleeves and narrow legs, how awkward it is, how ugly it is!
It's no different from what the lowly servants in the sect wear!
Liu Xi's eyes flashed with a storm, she never thought that she would one day wear such cheap clothes.
If this is seen by fellow practitioners in the cultivation world, her reputation as a dignified fairy of Liu Xi can be regarded as ruined.
It's better to go hungry than to lose face!
Thinking like this, Liu Xi glanced around, and his divine sense could not feel the aura of fellow Daoists in the cultivation world, so he could be relieved.
As soon as my mind moved, I wanted to open the storage space and change clothes.
What, what's going on?
What about her spiritual powers?!
She doesn't even have the slightest spiritual power to open the storage space!!
It was only at this time that Liu Xi realized that her current situation seemed to be very bad.
There is no aura between heaven and earth, which is a typical sign of the end of the world.
As far as she knew, none of the monks who had entered the Dharma World had returned for more than 100,000 years. And she seems to have accidentally entered the legendary world of the end of the law......
If she has no spiritual power, it means that she has no ability, how can she live?
Liu Xi wanted to cry without tears.
Master, brother, where are you, come and help!
Someone is going to die!
Just as she was wandering, Liu Xi suddenly saw a huge piece of ink-colored glass next to her, and she walked over, and her figure was clearly printed inside.
"Is this ugly girl me?"
Liu Xi stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling glass in a daze, only to feel that he had been pierced by the thunder of the Thirty-Nine Heavenly Tribulation, and suffered a devastating blow.
The blow was even greater than when she found out she had fallen into the end of the world.
In fact, Liu Xi is not ugly, with two big eyes on her slightly round face, slightly white lips under her small nose, and shoulder-length hair tied in a ponytail, she looks very young and cute.
The fifteen-year-old girl was only showing some signs of physical development, thin and weak, but a little malnourished.
But in Liu Xi's opinion, the girl in the floor-to-ceiling glass has one word: ugly!
Where can it compare to one ten-thousandth of her Liu Xi fairy appearance and temperament?
The monk did not flick his tears, but he did not reach the sad place.
With a pouting mouth, Liu Xi felt that she had reached a sad place and could let go of her throat and cry.
But looking at the stupid mortals coming and going around him, Liu Xi withdrew the tears that were about to burst out of his eyes and raised his head proudly.
How can my monks, let stupid mortals see the jokes?
Hum!
"Xixi, what are you doing?"
Liu Xi's body moved, avoided the hand that patted her shoulder, and turned to look at the girl in front of her vigilantly.
The girl was dressed in the same way as she was, with the same mark embroidered on the left breast.
Xie Roujia was stunned, withdrew the hand that didn't pat Liu Xi, and asked curiously, "Why don't you go home yet?"
The same ugly clothes, generally old, embroidered with the same markings, it seems that the two are from the same organization.
"Xixi?" Xie Roujia stretched out her hand and shook it in front of her.
Liu Xi's heart was racing, and he replied casually: "Well, wait for you." ”
She wants to go home, but the question is, can she go back?
Stupid humans, ask stupid questions!
How did Xie Roujia know that she had been classified as a stupid human race by Liu Xi, and immediately smiled when she heard this: "It's still Xixi who is the best for me, knowing that I was left by Teacher Wu, and specially waited for me to go home together." ”
Xie Roujia and Liu Xi's homeroom teacher is surnamed Wu, and he is very strict with his students, and most of the students call him an old turtle behind their backs.
Saying that, Xie Roujia stepped forward and grabbed Liu Xi's arm and urged: "Let's go, I'm almost fainting from hunger, let's go home quickly." ”
Liu Xi's eyes widened and looked at Xie Roujia who was holding her wrist.
This bold mortal, does she know what she has done?
This is blasphemy and great disrespect to the monks.
Punishment, must be punished!
Xie Roujia didn't pull Liu Xi, and when she saw her looking at herself, she asked puzzledly, "What are you rubbing, aren't you hungry?"
Hungry?
Joke!
Liu Xi sneered in her heart when she heard this, who is she? The dignified Jindan Great Perfection, the half-step Yuan Infant Immortal Liu Xi, the word "hungry" disappeared from her dictionary eight hundred years ago.
Such a low physiological need is only possessed by ant-like mortals......
"Goo-goo-goo......"
A strange and long sound came from Liu Xi's stomach, interrupting Liu Xi's disdain.
"Poof. ”
Xie Roujia couldn't help laughing, took Liu Xi's hand and left: "Hurry up, hurry up, go home." ”
Liu Xi's face turned red, she forgot that she seemed to have become an ant-like mortal, so she also had the lowest physiological requirements.
She felt that she might need to learn to be a mortal.
At the very least, you have to get used to it.
So, Liu Xi half-pushed and half-followed Xie Roujia away.