Chapter 345: Anne's Powerful Taekwondo
The bored guy named Lei Huanxi looked at a parrot in amazement.
There is nothing unusual for parrots to be able to speak, otherwise there would be no idiom for "parroting".
But the big question is, when did the little princess learn to speak?
The word "boring" is pronounced very strangely, as if it were uttered by a person who is slurred by his speech.
But no matter what, in the end, the little princess still learned to speak.
Chubby!
Lei Huanxi immediately came to his senses, this must be another masterpiece of Xiaopang!
If you think about it carefully, it's actually not bad, the little princess is already so beautiful, if she can learn to speak like other parrots, it will be amazing, and the chance of getting a good ranking in the "Flying Feast" is even greater.
Talking parrots certainly abound, but who has ever seen a Puerto Rican Amazon parrot that can talk?
Lei Huanxi also relieved his heart, and turned to Xiaopang and said, "Anne is going to Japan, you definitely don't know, right?"
What's the matter with me? Chubby really doesn't bother to pay attention to this guy.
"Big deal, Chubby. Our Brother Huanxi had a sad face: "Do you think, that Japanese girl has a deep love for Brother Huanxi, so she can't wait for Brother Huanxi to go to Japan, of course, who made Brother Huanxi look so handsome?"
Chubby felt uncomfortable in his stomach.
"It's not a man's fault that he's handsome......"
Chubby felt like throwing up, could it be that he had eaten too much at noon?
"Moreover, I always feel the urge to kowtow to myself when I go up and look in the mirror every day......"
Chubby couldn't bear it anymore.
The blood is boiling!
It turns out that Brother Huanxi doesn't have a temperament, but now it has developed to the point of being stinky and shameless!
Brother Huanxi didn't care about Chubby's attitude at all: "What if Xiang Keiko and Anne meet in Japan, and the two fight? Anne has practiced taekwondo, Xiang Keiko will definitely not be able to beat her? Thinking about it, I was not convinced, I went back to move the rescuers, and beat Anne again." Anne was even angrier. A phone call was made to her father, and Zhu Guoxu immediately mobilized tens of thousands of people to go to Japan. But the Nozawa family is fighting at home, whoa, hundreds of thousands of Yamaguchi-gumi members. Zhu Guoxu must not be willing to suffer such a loss, wow, hundreds of thousands of troops have been transferred from China. You said. You say, if we continue to fight like this, will a world war break out?"
Chubby was dumbfounded.
How rich is the human imagination?
"There are airplanes and spaceships in the sky, tanks and cannons on the ground, and aircraft carriers and submarines in the sea, for the sake of two women. Brother Huanxi's eyes flashed with deep concern for the future of mankind: "What if a nuclear war breaks out? What if the earth is destroyed?
Chubby was speechless.
Why did you meet such a human?
How innocent was Brother Huanxi when he was a child? Could it be that the high fever completely burned his brain?
"Of course, you are a noble dragon, how can you be as knowledgeable as us humble humans?" Brother Huanxi suddenly became hippie and smiled: "So I'm embarrassed to trouble you all the time." Or maybe not. You teach me your immobilization method, and once the two women are going to fight, I will decide, hehe, neither of the two women can move, and the world war will not break out. ”
Chubby finally understood the true purpose of Brother Huanxi's coming.
This guy is here to deceive himself into fixing himself?
A sound wave was conveyed to the little princess, and the little princess opened her mouth, and a gentle and infinite word burst out of her mouth:
"Get out!"
"Hey. You are misleading people's children and teaching the little princess such dirty words!"
Brother Huanxi jumped up immediately.
But now he's figured it out.
The little princess is able to be under the command of Chubby's sonic waves. Say very simple words, this is actually the bridge of communication between Chubby and himself.
In the past, under the communication with Chubby, this fat dragon could only rely on his actions to make himself understand what he wanted to say.
But the little princess can speak simple human language, and that's completely different.
Brother Huanxi didn't give up: "Little fatty, let's discuss it." ”
The little princess spoke again. Or that word:
"Get out!"
"It's not interesting. Brother Huanxi muttered and rubbed his nose: "It's still a good friend." I know that you, and you, are jealous of my handsomeness. Hey, it is said that people who are too handsome are prone to die early. I don't know how old I will live. ”
"Knock".
At the moment when Brother Huanxi turned around and left Baicao Garden talking to himself, Xiaopang was completely stunned by this undisciplined guy.
Sadly, the biggest mistake I did was to give this guy too much power......
……
Anne is indeed ready to leave to accompany Brother Huanxi to Japan.
Hmph, Brother Huanxi suddenly said that he was going to Japan to participate in some bird competition, in Anne's opinion, the competition was fake, and it was true to take the opportunity to have a tryst with the woman named Kaeko.
Dare to snatch a boyfriend with Miss Anne?
So, early in the morning, you can see a beautiful girl wearing a taekwondo practice uniform practicing in Xiantao Village.
Miss Anne never worked so hard.
"Hey!"
Two benches sit left and right, with several planks resting on them.
Anne yelled and kicked off.
"Oops, it hurts!"
The planks didn't break.
Our Miss Anne clutched her feet and cried out in pain.
While being called by Anne, Bai Xiaosa, who served diligently, hurriedly said: "Boss, this plank must have been soaked in water, and it has been soaked for several days, otherwise with the boss's skills, it would have been cut off a long time ago." ”
Anne held her feet, tears about to come out: "Who would be so lacking in virtue?"
"Yes. Bai Xiaosa touched his chin, as if there was a beard there; "Boss, you think, you are as beautiful as a flower, with an angel face and a devil body, and you are a black belt master in taekwondo......"
"Red belt. Anne reminded in a low voice.
"A red belt with black belt strength. Bai Xiaosa's face did not change: "Such an angel girl with beauty, wisdom and courage will definitely arouse the jealousy of countless people, according to my analysis, this person must be ......"
"Sweet and sweet?"
"Nope. Bai Xiaosa sneered: "Tian Tian Tongtong is loyal to the boss, it will definitely not be their ......"
"Are you so sure? I heard that Tian Tian Tongtong gave you the electric car they originally drove yesterday?"
"Boss, my loyalty to you is evident from day to day. How can I be such a shameless person, and how can an electric car buy me for my loyalty to you?"
"Then who do you say is the one who caused the evil?"
"There's only one person who is most likely, and that's ...... Mo, fat, son!"
"Isn't it?" Anne called out, "What is the fat man jealous of me?"
Bai Xiaosa is just like Zhuge Zhiliang and Sun Wu's son-grandson: "Boss, let me give you an analysis, why do you say that Mo Fatzi doesn't even have a girlfriend until now? According to my analysis, there must be something wrong with his orientation." He and you are good friends in fact fake, his real purpose. In fact, he wants to get close to Brother Huanxi and snatch love from the boss!"
"Oops, the flesh is numb. Anne was about to vomit like that: "Mo Fatzi doesn't have a girlfriend yet, because he can't forget a girl in his heart." He and I have been friends for many years. If it weren't for your loyalty to me, I would have given you a kick. ”
"The boss is wise, the boss is wise, who let the dead fat man steal all the snacks I just bought yesterday?" Bai Xiaosa immediately smiled and said: "Boss, I know why you want to practice taekwondo, in fact, I have a way." ”
Forthwith. Bai Xiaosa quietly said his own method......
……
On the fifth day of the fifth month of May, Xiaoman.
Today's weather, there are clouds, not much.
A weather fit to kill.
Twelve planks were stacked.
Anne looked at the planks coldly.
Then he raised his head again and glanced at Brother Huanxi coldly.
Brother Huanxi was a little dumbfounded: "Annie, are you successful? Don't break yourself." ”
Anne sneered and remained silent.
Bai Xiaosa sneered: "In the past, Ximen Blowing Snow and Ye Gucheng fought at the top of the Forbidden City, and suddenly a palm flew in to resolve the grievances of the two masters. That's our Boss Anne!"
The wind rises, kills!
Brother Huanxi couldn't help but take a step back.
The wind stops, murderous!
"Hey!"
Anne lifted her foot. Kick it down!
The wind is urgent, and the fighting spirit is fierce!
"Bang".
There was a muffled sound.
12 planks break from it in unison!
Brother Huanxi opened his mouth wide, and the fat man Mo who heard the news opened his mouth wide!
The wind is crazy and the fighting spirit is up!
Anne patted her practice clothes and said coldly: "Who else dares to stop me from going to Japan, this is the end! Let's go!"
"Yes, Boss!"
Bai Xiaosa glanced at Mo Fatzi coldly, put away all the 24 broken planks, and followed behind Boss Anne majestically.
Brother Huanxi looks at Mo Fatzi, and Mo Fatzi looks at Brother Huanxi.
"Fatty. What's the sound of smashing boards?"
"Anyway, it's not the muffled sound just now. ”
"Why did Bai Xiaosa take all the planks away?"
"Because there's a cat in there. ”
"What's the greasy?"
"If it were me, I would make the cardboard paper into the shape of a wooden board, and then put a hollow real wooden board on it, such a simple thing you let Tiantian and Tongtong guarantee to be able to do!"
"What does this story tell us?"
"This story has nothing to do with us for a dime, and the only thing you can tell us about this story is you. Brother Huanxi, you go to Japan to be honest, if you are entangled with that Kaeko, you will end up with whatever happens to the plank. ”
"The key question is what should I do? What if Kaeko herself is going to show up?"
"There's only one way. Mo Fatzi's face flashed with great pain, and then he resolutely said: "Sacrifice the small self to fulfill the big self, who will go to hell if I don't go to hell?" Anne asked me to go to Japan with me, and the trouble of Xiangeko will be left to me. ”
"Get out!"
But anyway, Anne and Mo Fatzi are definitely going to accompany Brother Huanxi to Japan together this time! (To be continued......)