Chapter 17: A Trip to India (2)
As soon as he heard that he had to charge money for even turning on an air conditioner, the monkey immediately became angry: "What? It costs money to turn on an air conditioner? Is this Indian Ah San poor and crazy? Or is you, the translator, bullying us for not understanding the Indian dialect and tricking us for money?"
Now the translator is also on fire: "Lao Tzu's appearance fee is at least 1,000 a day, can I deceive you of the ten yuan?"
Feng Zhipeng hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, don't be so angry, it's all because it's too hot, that Wu translator, you tell the driver, hurry up and turn on the air conditioner, we will give the ten yuan!"
Not two minutes after turning on the air conditioner, the monkey exclaimed, "Look, look, there's a cow on this road!"
The interpreter replied disappreciatively: "Cattle are sacred in India, so it is normal for them to appear on the road, and people and cars must give way to them." ”
The monkey sighed: "I'm rubbing, this cow is blessed to be born in India, but this cow is not fat." Hey, why are there still monkeys on this road?"
"Maybe other people's animal protection is better!" Feng Zhipeng replied casually, and then advised: "Monkeys, don't always make a fuss, like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden!"
"This is Grandma Liu's entry into the Grand View Garden, I feel that she is obviously going to the countryside!" the monkey muttered unconvinced.
But his muttering Feng Zhipeng and the translator were destined not to be heard, because their car was actually scratched by the car next to them, and the three of them thought that they would definitely have to stop and fight a lawsuit and wait for the insurance to assess the damages, but they didn't expect that the two just got out of the car and chatted for a few words, and then shook hands and drove away.
This situation made the three of them dumbfounded, and the interpreter couldn't help but ask the driver: "Mr. driver, why don't you care about him for compensation?"
"It's just a scrape, and the car doesn't have any major damage, so I don't need to pay compensation!" replied the driver nonchalantly.
"What kind of logic is this, it costs money to turn on an air conditioner, but the car is scraped but it doesn't need money, I really don't understand these Indians!" The translator couldn't help but complain in his heart.
Finally arrived at the hospital, and the translator was just about to go in, Feng Zhipeng stopped him and said: "Don't rush into the hospital first, let's find a place to live first, change clothes, eat something, and leave a good first impression on others, so that the success rate of things is relatively large!"
The translator looked at the casual resort clothes on the three of them, nodded approvingly, and said, "Well, Mr. Feng, you are right!"
But when looking for a place to stay, I still encountered a problem, the first three came to a hotel that looked good, but when I went in, it was the level of a small hotel of 30 yuan in China, and even the sanitary conditions were not as good as the small hotel in China, and those quilts and pillows did not know how many days had not been washed, but the charge was the price of a chain express hotel.
At first, I thought it was a black shop, but I even found several of them and found them like this, and finally I spent a high price to find a hotel opened by a Frenchman, which can be regarded as a reluctant stay.
After taking a bath and resting for a while, the three thought about going out to eat something, but Indian food once again challenged their cognition, originally thought that the Chinese were already invulnerable, but after eating an Indian roadside stall, the three of them all lived in the toilet and couldn't get out, the sanitary conditions in the restaurant were good, but the too strong taste of Indian food made the three SH people completely unacceptable, and finally filled their stomachs in KFC.
"NND, if I knew that going abroad was to eat KFC, I wouldn't have come here or dead!" the monkey grumbled as he nibbled on a burger.
And Feng Zhipeng added a sentence on the side that almost made the monkey collapse: "Monkey, I originally planned to let you stay in India!"
As soon as he heard this, the monkey immediately became furious: "What the hell? Boss, you let me stay in India? Then, it is better to kill me directly!"
"The customs, food, clothing, housing and transportation here in India are too different from ours, and it is indeed difficult to adapt to them for a while! But after a long time, you may get used to it!" the interpreter advised.
"I'm sure I can't get used to it! Whoever likes to come will come! Anyway, I don't want to stay in this place for a day! By the way, boss, why do you want people to stay in India? It's expensive and unaccustomed!" the monkey asked puzzled.
"You don't want to think about it, if we buy tens of thousands of goods at once, then no one of our own people can look at it? If the hired Indians steal and sell it, how can it be rectified?" Feng Zhipeng rebuked unhappily.
"Well, that's right, no one can say what kind of person is hired, and it really won't work if you don't send someone to watch it!
But this time the monkey finally got smarter, and then he reacted: "Ah yes, this guy is an Indian himself, or some kind of Brahmin, so he must not have to worry about things being stolen by hired workers!
Feng Zhipeng sighed and nodded: "Yes, I basically thought about everything before I came, but the only thing I didn't expect was that this place is so unsuitable for us, but if this problem is not solved, then this business will not be able to do it at all! After all, the goods can only be sent in India, otherwise it will be smuggling if it can't pass the customs, and those patients may not believe us, but if these tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of goods are put in the hands of an Indian who doesn't recognize it, I can't be sure at all!"
"So, what should we do?
"Monkey, what's the matter with you? How can you retreat as soon as you encounter a difficulty? Since we have encountered a problem, then we have to think about how to solve the problem, and if we can't solve it, we will say something else!" Feng Zhipeng said unhappily.
"By the way, I remember that many of us Chinese also live and work in India, why don't you hire them to bring goods?"
"Then don't you think there are no bad people in China?" aren't these Chinese in India also strangers to us who don't know each other!" the monkey retorted angrily.
The translator looked at the monkey deeply, and then echoed coldly: "That's right, there are bad people in China!"
"Y-What do you mean?!" the monkey asked angrily.
Feng Zhipeng pulled the two apart, and said in a round: "Okay, okay, don't quarrel, think about the business first." Xiao Wu's idea is still a little effective, although the Chinese in India are not completely credible, but at least there is no problem in communication, but find such a person to be responsible for the delivery, but in the final analysis, there must be a brother of our own to see the goods, otherwise it will not work!"
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