Chapter 1326 The beginning of the wanton "Deer and Ding Ji".

Su Che was speechless and devastated.

What kind of man did you marry?!

24 hours a day, seize the opportunity to flirt, catch a free time and press the wall pro!

Okay, okay, this is Lin Mu hurting himself, but he always takes those obscene routines, and what's the matter with the routines he has nothing to do?

Watching goldfish today?

Good!

The old lady is pregnant, and she can't toss the baby by cherishing it, so I'll show you the goldfish spit bubbles, and by the way, they will foam each other.

But he can't meow every day!

Finally, on this day, she was tired of eating a light nutritious meal, and she was yelling for snacks or something, so Lin Mu bought her a bag of spicy strips.

Su Che thought at first that Lin Mu loved her, but she hadn't eaten spicy food for so long, so she ate a star, and her whole mouth was so spicy that she was about to burst into flames, so she hurriedly called Lin Mu to find her water to drink.

Lin Mu is good, a vicious tiger pounced on the sheep, threw Su Che on the bed, went up and kissed, kissed Su Che all over his body, his whole head was dizzy, how could he still notice whether his mouth was spicy or not?

Okay!

As a big man, you not only kiss me, but also ......

Grab my spicy strips to eat??

"Do you say you're a pervert! How many years have you been a single dog? Lin Mu! Brother Lin, Uncle Lin! Can you let me go? I still have your child in my belly! Give me a way to live! Woo woo......" Su Che looked at Lin Mu pitifully with tears in his eyes.

She also likes Lin Mu to stick to her, and now she likes it even more, but Lin Mu's sudden disappearance of self-control made him speechless.

Xu Jingrou on the side heard a black line, thinking of Lin Mu's words and deeds in the past few days, and couldn't help but complain.

"That's it!

You guy used to be better, look at what you've been doing for the past two days!

The day before yesterday, we played LOL live broadcast in the live broadcast room, and some viewers asked you: Who is better than your LOL skills and sassy men?

How did you answer?!!"

"Sao Nan", that is a top game anchor in LOL, with first-class technology, taking his younger brother to play games together, good technology, people and waves, and his popularity is too high, and he is known as "Brother Huya" in the industry.

This anchor has a trick, that is, whenever the wave overturns, he always likes to shout "brother save me", and is always rescued by his brother in a crisis, which is very popular with game fans.

Lin Mu touched the back of his head in embarrassment, and smiled honestly like Chen Peisi in "The Protagonist and Supporting Role", trying to fool him around.

Who would have thought that Su Che would not let him go at all: "What did you say?"

Well?

'At the level of the game, the is a little better than me', although this answer is a bit of a gold sticker for myself, but there is nothing wrong with it.

But what do you say next?

"Sao Nan is better than me, because his younger brother is younger than my brother! Sao Nan's younger brother is small, he has spirituality, and he can make his younger brother hit the keys and play LOL with two hands, but my brother is too big to hit the keys accurately!"

Lin Mu !!

You say it yourself, how can you be embarrassed to say this?

Do you know how much I'm laughed at by my girlfriends just because of what you said?"

Su Taohua on the side, laughing, was also a little confused and worried, after all, Lin Mu's recent performance was too freewheeling.

Lin Mu sat down on the bed weakly and lay down, no longer speaking.

Train, what can I do, I'm also desperate!

There are 56 nationalities in the rabbit nest, and all 55 nationalities can sing and dance, and when you get drunk and let yourself go, it's good to sing and dance to vent.

Only when you are alone in the Han family, when you are drunk and in an abnormal mood, you know to brag B.

It's nature, and I can't change it......

……

Since nature is like this, and concentration is deliberately relaxed, then you might as well be a little more arbitrary!

As a result, those who exploded for "Jingwu Heroes" watched Lin Mu helplessly watch Lin Mu wave every day, completely lacking the heroic appearance of the fierce and vigorous in the movie, and he got rid of a stubborn boy next door.

Quentin is a well-known Hollywood director, he originally had a job recently, but he put all his free time in "Jingwu Heroes", especially the rhythm of the fight design and camera shift, and watched it dozens of times repeatedly, but he still can't get enough.

This also made him very interested in Lin Mu, and he checked this information intentionally or unintentionally on weekdays.

"The first place in the 'world's most TOP martial arts design movie' on "Jingwu Heroes"!"

"The unexpected success of 'Jingwu Heroes' in Yingdao has once again caused a Jeet Kune Do kung fu frenzy......"

"Heroes of the Elite Warriors" ......"

These news undoubtedly attracted the attention of the film industry, but Lin Mu's recent state really made him very helpless, in his eyes, the "Jingwu Hero" that created a miracle was as relaxed as if he had eaten dumplings yesterday in Lin Mu's place, and he didn't take it to heart!

If only that's it.

In the recent "Heaven and Earth", he "discovered" a new book with a page!

"The Legend of Deer and Ding"!

Yes, Quentin swears by his Chinese level, that's the name!

Because he likes oriental culture, especially the Ming Dynasty where the navy was crisscrossing the seas, but it was just doing business normally and not spreading the colonies, Quentin has been playing in the Ming Dynasty area since he entered the game.

Just two days ago, when he went to the Qinglou for a regular massage again, there was an accident!

The old driver of the Ming Dynasty, who was originally normal with a crown and tied hair, suddenly became a Qing Dynasty man with a pig's tail!

Quentin swears that he has never seen such ugly hair accessories, even if it is the Qing court scenes filmed now, the hair accessories in them are a hundred times more beautiful than these pig tails!

Those people, almost all of their hair, only a little back in the center of the top of the head, a palm-sized area, left some hair, tied into a small, short braid, from the appearance of a "pig's tail", looks ugly and ridiculous.

At that time, Quentin was startled, and in the entire Qinglou, there were such pig-tailed NPCs, which was like a monster club.

Other players were also startled, and a group of people chatted, and then they understood!

The map of the Qing Dynasty is open!

At that time, the Jurchens, because they lived in the mountains and forests, in order to avoid the trouble of their hair being entangled in branches, made this "pig's tail" hair ornament, which belonged to the needs of life.

When the Qing Dynasty was established and the shaving order came into effect, the entire land of China was full of such a group of pig tails!

If it is the kind of "half-scoop head" in the Qing court drama, if it appears at this time, it must be beheaded without discussion, because at that time it was stipulated that the head can only be shaved "pig tail", and violating the style is also a capital crime, and it is this kind of "must shave the pig's tail" that is so ugly that it is unbearable, and a tragic revolt broke out across the country, causing dozens of millions of people to die tragically.

Therefore, when the male protagonist who claimed to be "Wei Xiaobao" appeared, Quentin found that he couldn't get the slightest sense of substitution for such a "little pig tail......