A: There is such a saying, you know?

B: Which one?

A: It's called: Walk all over the world without reason,

B: It's hard to be reasonable.

A: You see, that's a simple statement—

B: Oh, you're wrong.

A: What went wrong?

B: Say it's upside down.

A: Upside down?

B: Think again.

A: Ah, yes, yes, yes, it should be "reasonable and difficult to move an inch".

B: "Walk all over the world without reason." ”

A: That's right!

B: Not true!

A: Isn't that right?

B: Weigh the words again, weigh them.

A: How do you say that?

B: It should be said: "Reason walks all over the world, but unreason cannot move an inch." ”

A: Yes, yes, yes, yes! That being said, I beg to differ!

B: Why?

A: Unreasonable, unreasonable, we have to think to find out the reason, can we go all over the world without the same?

B: There is no such person.

A: Our section chief can do it.

B: Really?

A: Let me give you an example.

B: Tell me about it.

A: Our section is one section chief and three secretaries.

B: Four people in one office.

A: That day, we all wanted to go out for a roast duck meal.

B: Okay, let's eat it.

A: Do you give money?

B: Why should I give money?

A: The public has to pay for it.

B: Eating public money.

A: Hey!

B: This is not reasonable.

A: It's almost reasonable for this to reach the mouth of our section chief.

B: Yes?

A: I said, section chief, you guys don't have oil and water in their stomachs, can we go out for a roast duck meal?

B: What did the section chief say?

A: (The head of the department has a strong local tone) "Let's make a report." ”

B: How do you eat roast duck and make a report?

A: "The name is right." ”

B: Grandiose!

A: "Yes." ”

B: How do you get the report of eating roast duck?

A: "It's easy to write, the report is written like this, leader-guide, colon!"

B: Hey, wait a minute, what was behind your "leader" just now?

A: Two dots, two dots, colon.

B: Dare is punctuation!

A: "In order to solve the problem of oil and water in the stomachs of the masses. ”

B: Huh?!

A: "Isn't that a good idea?"

B: Oh, I can't mention this defect. Haha, nonsense, this is!

A: "Don't be anxious, there's always a reason!"

B: What should I do?

A: "Eat roast duck, don't you?"

B: Eat roast duck.

A: "Roast duck, roast this duck until it is browned and browned, squeak and squeak with oil, haha." ”

B: Eat roast duck!

A: "We Chinese love roast duck the most." ”

B: What are the Chinese doing? This foreigner also loves roast duck.

A: "Foreigners also love roast duck?"

B: Isn't that right?

A: "Well, in this roast duck, he has a world peace problem. ”

B: The issue of world peace?

A: "The report says so. ”

B: How do you write it?

A: "Leader, colon!"

B: He's familiar with that.

A: "In order to promote the unity of all mankind and to defend world peace, we urgently need to eat a roast duck. ”

B: What? What does this roast duck have to do with world peace?

A: "This duck symbolizes peace." ”

B: How can this duck symbolize peace?

A: "Why don't you have political acumen?"

B: Then tell me about it.

A: "Every big festival, on Tiananmen Square, there are ducks flying - ah, that, that's a pigeon, isn't it?"

B: Who is this?

A: "Eating roast duck is the hardest thing to beat. ”

B: It's okay to dare to love him!

A: Don't be anxious, there's always a reason.

B: What should I do?

A: "Eat roast duck, don't you?"

B: Yes, yes, yes.

A: "What day of the week is today?"

B: Confused, you check the calendar!

A: I'll take a look, Thursday. Oh, and there's a small line of print down there.

B: What is it written?

A: "The 139th anniversary of Pavlov's birth." ”

B: It's still an anniversary.

A: "Whose birthday?"

B: Pavlov.

A: "Who?"

B: Pavlov!

A: "Okay! I'll eat him!" haha.........

B: Eat him?!

A: "Pavlov's doctrine!

B: Yes?

A: "It's to take that dog as a test, and let this dog flow that—halazi!"

B: Conditioned reflex!

A: "It's always roast duck! Roast duck! I'm almost out of luck!"

B: Hooked out his gluttony.

A: "Okay! ”

B: How do you write it?

A: "Leader——,

A: (in unison) "Colon!"

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B: I will too.

A: "In order to respect knowledge, respect for intellectuals, to further promote the in-depth development of popular science activities, and to commemorate the 139th anniversary of the birth of the famous Russian physiologist Pavlov,"

B: How many reasons!

A: "My department has decided to hold a grand commemorative event at the Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant and draw up a budget - hey, how much is ten roast ducks?"

B: How many?

A: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety!

B: You four eat ten roast ducks, can you eat them?

A: "Eat—no, just go around!"

B: Ah, that's a good calculation, 35 yuan a piece, 10 pieces, 350 dollars.

A: "Plus 40 yuan for wine." ”

B: Drink 40 yuan of wine?

A: "Drink some good wine!"

B: 390 pieces.

A: "Draw up a budget, 390 yuan." ”

B: Hey, section chief, why are you paying 390 yuan, simply, write 400 yuan for a whole thing.

A: "Well, don't waste the country's money, save a little is a little." ”

B: Hey, he can still say it! I said that the leader of the family can approve this report?

A: "Ah, the roast duck that day was full of delicious food!"

B: That's a batch. Dare you to make a report, it is to be a superior leader!

A: When you should be blinded to your superiors, you still have to—but you can't be blinded to me!

B: Ah, this little bit of heart and eye has grown here. I said, you are eating and drinking with public funds so skillfully, and no one cares about you?

A: No one cares? I don't know how to let the higher-level discipline inspection commission know about this matter, but after investigating it, we ordered our section chief to conduct a public inspection.

B: That's right! I see how your section chief explains it to everyone!

A: "Comrades, masters, masters, comrades, leaders, leaders, leaders, leaders, leaders

B: Hey, I'm sick.

A: "Everyone is welcome to have me do a check-up,"

B: It's not a welcome, it's an order.

A: "It's okay to check, leading cadres, if there are mistakes, they have to check, mistakes are always difficult, and some of the problems are misunderstandings, which need to be explained."

B: Explain to everyone, what is the matter with your roast duck?

A: "It was the 139th anniversary of Pavlov's birth,"

B: What does this have to do with you?

A: "We didn't drink the first glass of wine,"

B: Didn't drink?

A: "It's all sprinkled on the ground,"

B: What is this for?

A: "We are saddened by the loss of such a great scientist in the world,"

B: Yo, you still know how to shed tears!

A: "Many comrades shed ...... during the banquet"

B: What?

A: "Harazi." ”

B: He's greedy!

A: "This has greatly deepened our understanding of conditioned reflexes!" After drinking, the comrades said happily: Eating vegetables, drinking wine, and learning about foreign scientists, the names are kind, and the deeds are firmly remembered, and this form of learning is vivid, lively, novel, and affordable, and they can see and smell it, chew it, and have an aftertaste, and they want to participate in the next event. "B: Okay, I'm addicted!

A: "Just one Pavlov is enough? Shouldn't Michurin eat it? Tens of thousands of scientists need to wait for us to eat slowly, how can so many scientists remember if they don't eat?"

B: Okay, tell me, how many scientists have you remembered so far?

A: "It's hard to talk about this. ”

B: What's so bad about this, remember one meal you eat, how many meals have you eaten?

A: "Anyway, let's put it this way, we have already eaten all the foreign scientists, and now we are starting to eat domestic ones." ”

B: Eat domestic!

"Yesterday, we held a grand commemoration of the birthday of scientist Chen Jingrun in Donglaishun——"

B: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Who?

A: "Chen Jingrun." ”

B: Chen Jingrun?!

A: "Yes." ”

B: As far as I know, this Chen Jingrun is still alive!

A: "Ah, you have to eat the living, and the dead have already eaten twice." ”

B: Yes, I think what would you do if you had eaten it all?

A: "Ah, then I'll eat you." ”

B: Eat me?

A: "It's just one more report." ”

B: I said, if you eat and drink with public funds like you, this kind of cadre will have to be withdrawn!

A: "Why did you withdraw me?"

B: It shouldn't be withdrawn yet!

A: "I let everyone eat like this, and you still want to remove me?"

B: Oh, you're letting everyone eat like this just to keep your section chief?

A: "Now that the cadre system has been reformed, everyone votes by secret ballot, and if everyone doesn't vote for me, I can't be a leader, I can't be a leader - colon!"

B: Here we go again!