Chapter 60: Slap in the face, does it hurt?
"Then let's make it simpler first, if you make too good a poem, it will scare you to death!" Fang Yuan said happily.
"Hey, Fang Yuan, can you stop blowing it? Others don't understand you, don't I understand? You don't know a lot of characters, and it's still a mystery whether you can write your own name! Don't pretend to be a boy! Everyone here is a talented person who knows the past and the present, how can a person like you who doesn't learn and know how to fool us? If the cowhide blows too big, it will blow up! Don't blame me for not reminding you when the time comes!"
An Wenxuan, who was sitting opposite, sneered vigorously, poetry and poetry were his strength, he felt that he could crush Fang Yuan into scum by making a random poem!
"Xuan'er, can you suffocate if you don't speak, all the emotions I've been brewing have been disturbed by you!" Fang Yuan said with a roll of his eyes.
"Yo Yo Yo, you can't sleep and complain about the pillow! If you are really talented, can you still be disturbed by my two words?" An Wenxuan said with a sneer.
"Don't you know that idiots are contagious? You better stay away from me! I'm really afraid of being infected by you! Otherwise, no matter how talented you are, you can only make bullshit poems and songs!" Fang Yuan said happily.
Luck from An Wenxuan +18+19+20......
Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment, thinking that this guy was also strange enough! No matter how much he scolded him before, he didn't react, but now his anger soared instantly because he scolded him for being an idiot! It seems that this kid cares a lot about his IQ!
Fang Yuan's guess was not bad at all, because An Wenxuan had been a sissy since he was a child, he couldn't change this at all, he himself felt that there was nothing wrong, the only thing he was proud of was his literary talent! He was known as one of the four great talents of Kyoto! So he was quite angry at Fang Yuan for calling him an idiot!
"Don't talk nonsense! If you have the ability, hurry up and make a poem! Do you think that you can come up with any good verses by deliberately delaying time like this? A fool like you will always be a fool!" An Wenxuan's anger continued to grow, and he swore that Fang Yuan, who would be humiliated this time, couldn't raise his head!
"Well, since you are so anxious to be humiliated, I will fulfill your wish!"
Fang Yuan sighed, showing an unfathomable expression, and then opened his mouth to read: "Grape wine glow-in-the-dark cup, if you want to drink the pipa, urge immediately, drunk and lying on the battlefield, a few people will come back to fight in ancient times!"
This Liangzhou poem is known as the finale of the Seven Absolute Tang Poems, generous and tragic, widely circulated, and it is enough to use this poem to town!
Sure enough, after Fang Yuan finished reading, everyone present was silent, all of them were full of sluggishness, and their shocks were beyond measure, An Wenxuan, who thought highly of himself, was also instantly dumbfounded, the words he said before were a slap in the face!
"Xuan'er, have you heard my poem clearly? Do you want me to read it again? I didn't bother to meet you in general with you before, I really think about you, but who made you treat kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs? Now you've been slapped in the face, doesn't it hurt? Aren't you known as the four great talents of Kyoto? I'm afraid you can't make a better poem even if you tie your four talents together?" Fang Yuan crossed Erlang's legs and said slowly.
An Wenxuan was furious when he heard this, the muscles on his face beat violently uncontrollably, his eyes widened even more, and finally he turned up, this guy actually fainted!
"Uh, is this a fainting breath, this heart and eye are really big!" Fang Yuan shook his head and took a bite of the apple, looking very speechless.
"Someone, take Wen Xuan down, and immediately find the imperial doctor to heal him!"
The prince's face was expressionless at the moment, and his left index finger tapped lightly on the corner of the table, obviously thinking about something.
At this time, Wang Chan stood up again to make a round, and he said with a smile: "Young Master Fang is really talented!
"It's not enough to just admire, I like to do practical things! You see that I only have one fruit bowl on the table now, which doesn't match my talent at all! According to the rules of the poetry club, should I eat the best food and drink the best wine?" Fang Yuan asked with a smile.
Wang Chan was stunned for a moment, thinking that this Fang Yuan was really cheeky!
However, Wang Chan still said with a smile on his face: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince naturally wants to reward you! You see that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince still can't make up his mind to reward you with something, after all, your literary talent is too good! How can ordinary wine and food be worthy of you?"
Wang Chan's words woke up the prince, and the prince immediately came back to his senses, and then put on a smiling face and said: "Young Master Fang is talented, not only to appreciate the wine and food, but also to appreciate the beauty!"
The prince clapped his hands, and immediately a row of graceful beauties served wine and food, and then they all stood neatly in front of Fang Yuan.
"Young Master Fang is really a blessing! You must know that this woman of Miaoyin Pavilion is not something that anyone can get! If Young Master Fang can marry back a concubine, he will definitely envy others!" Wang Chan said with a smile.
Fang Yuan looked at these women in front of him, in terms of appearance, they were indeed first-class beautiful, and in terms of figure, they were not much worse than Luo Yihan, but why did the prince reward him with a beautiful woman as a concubine? This can't be that he wants to deliberately plant a spy next to him, right?
"I understand the kindness of His Royal Highness the Prince, I like to eat and drink, and I really don't have much interest in women. "Fang Yuan doesn't want to have an unknown woman by his side!
The prince looked at Fang Yuan, a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes, and then he said with a smile: "There is no man in this world who doesn't like beautiful women, I think Young Master Fang probably didn't take a fancy to these vulgar fans, right?
As soon as these words came out, everyone present turned their heads to each other, whispering something, and one by one they showed excitement, as if this Fanyin girl was not small!
Fang Yuan's brows furrowed, he had heard of the name of the Fanyin girl before, it was said that this woman was the strange woman of the Miaoyin Pavilion, she could be called peerless! Peerless! Countless dignitaries and nobles had hollowed out their minds to see this Fanyin girl, but no one had ever really seen the true face of the other party!
At this moment, a melodious flute sound came into everyone's ears, and everyone present listened to it one by one, and they all fell into a spring dream!
Fang Yuan directly opened the perspective plug-in, this feeling of being a voyeur in the open is actually quite exciting!
"Uh, it's average!"
Fang Yuan muttered in his heart, he originally thought that this Fanyin girl looked like a fairy, but after a closer look, the other party's appearance could only be regarded as good-looking, and there was nothing amazing, so he was suddenly a little disappointed in his heart!
Of course, it may also be that Fang Yuan is used to seeing beautiful women, so he feels that the beauties in this world are just a little more upright, and there is nothing special about it.
At this time, the Fanyin girl had already come to Fang Yuan's side, and the sound of the flute also stopped abruptly.
"Fanyin has seen Young Master Fang!" The Fanyin girl dressed in white stepped forward and saluted, stunned by the people around her.
Which of the young people present was not a young man with strong blood, no matter how strong his endurance was, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and every pair of eyes was glowing green like a wolf!