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On a dark and windy night, a man and a woman joined hands to return the bedroom, and when they met a fragrant barbecue stall, the boy gentlemanly bought a few skewers and delivered them to the corner of the girl's mouth in person......

Liu Jingting's hand holding the mobile phone was casually attached to his thigh, the expression on his face was very complicated, he turned his head slightly, looked at the two people, and his heart was full of infinite compassion for Xiaoshu.

The ambiguous and dim street lamp, mixed with the smoke from the snack shop, the students who returned to the dormitory after self-study kept walking in front of them, and then Ye Chi smiled stiffly, avoided his head, reached out to take the squid, and said something, the boy smiled indifferently, and continued to walk forward side by side with the girl.

"Stinky rascal!"

Liu Jingting scolded lightly, shook his head with a smile, and walked towards the bedroom, he actually didn't have any position in this scolding, and some smart people had already summed it up, from ancient times to the present, any marriage story that can be circulated starts with playing hooligan.

In "The Legend of the New White Lady", Bai Suzhen sprinkled a day of rain and gave you a loving umbrella;

In "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai", Zhu Yingtai disguised himself as a woman, shared the same bed, and swam with his arms, hinting many times, and finally created a legend through the ages;

"The Legend of the Condor Heroes" Huang Rong pretended to be a little beggar to test the stupid Guo Jing, "Xiao Shiyi Lang" was a big thief and picked a famous wife, etc., without exception, so when Liu Jingting saw that boy doing such an action, he felt that it was understandable and natural in his heart, but out of the righteousness of friends, he inevitably had to scold.

"You have a good plan for the building near the water, so I will go over the wall and demolish it first. ”

Liu Jingting, who is full of novels in two lives, made up his mind to chase a girl for his friend, but it was not too difficult, but how could he let Yu Xiaoshu accept this fact first?

Liu Jingting put his hands in his pockets, thinking of a good plan. Unconsciously walked to the door of the dormitory, decided to tell Sù Xiaoshu the truth directly, and just pushed the door in, feeling a strange and depressing atmosphere rushing to his face.

Zhao Kan looked at Yu Xiaoshu sympathetically, and Sun Xinyang had an expression of chagrin at doing something wrong.

"Xinyang, are you back?" Liu Jingting found a breakthrough first.

Sun Xinyang nodded, and then said in a low voice: "I just said the wrong thing." ”

"No, old grandson," Yu Xiaoshu waved his hand and said, "If you don't sue me, you don't treat me as a friend." ”

Liu Jingting, who knew something, asked "with a confused face", "What's wrong?"

"It's fine. Brother Ting, it's really fine. Yu Xiaoshu said strongly.

Liu Jingting probably guessed what was going on, pondered for a while, and said, "Since it's okay, then I have something I want to tell you." I wonder if it's right now?"

"Brother Ting, just say it. ”

"Well, I was on my way back to my dorm. I saw Ye Chi and a boy intimately returning to ......"

"Brother Ting!"

"Jingting!"

Zhao Kan and Sun Xinyang chanted in unison. There was an expression of pain on his face that couldn't be stopped, and Zhao Kan even stretched out his right hand pretentiously, and the expression on his face was particularly exaggerated.

Yu Xiaoshu clutched his chest and sat heavily on the bed, Sun Xinyang said, "Jingting, I have already sued him just now." ”

Liu Jingting didn't care. He walked over to the bed and sat down, and said, "So what?"

Zhao Kan and Sun Xinyang all looked at Liu Jingting with puzzled expressions, wondering how this usually amiable Liu Jingting suddenly became so unkind.

Liu Jingting still ignored everyone's eyes and looked at Yu Xiaoshu. He asked, "Do you really like Ye Chi when you sue me?" or do you want her to be your girlfriend?"

Yu Xiaoshu looked at Liu Jingting and said, "Brother Ting, you know that I have always respected you, but what you said is nonsense." ”

Zhao Kan and Sun Xinyang couldn't help but nod in acknowledgement.

Liu Jingting smiled and said, "Don't put on a bitter and hateful appearance, it's rare for everyone to gather here with one heart today, and I just announce two things." ”

The three of them all looked at Liu Jingting with blank eyes, waiting for his speech.

"One, from today onwards, I am the self-proclaimed head of this dormitory, if you have any opinions, you may wish to raise your hand to oppose it. ”

Zhao Kan didn't understand the situation for a while, slowly raised his hand, Liu Jingting glanced at it lightly, and said, "The opposition is invalid, put it down." ”

"Ah no, Brother Ting, I'm not objecting, I'm raising my hand to ask questions, I'm used to it. ”

"Asked. ”

"That is to say, why are you self-appointed, this dormitory head, big and small, is a cadre, we want a democratic election, do you think this is the truth?"

Liu Jingting looked at Zhao Kan and said lukewarmly: "Classmate Zhao Kan, I have to sue you first, I have no opinion on your request for election, but if I am still elected with a high vote, in the future, the hygiene, pure water, and water and electricity bills of this dormitory may have to trouble you to clean, move, and co-ordinate, you have to think clearly." ”

Zhao Kan suddenly looked upright, and said proudly: "I, Zhao Kan, support Liu Jingting as the head of Room 302, whoever is not convinced, will come to me first." ”

Liu Jingting smiled, glanced at everyone, and said, "Then it's decided." ”

Yu Xiaoshu said blankly: "But Brother Ting, is the head of the room ...... in the future?"

Liu Jingting interrupted: "I have a way to help you chase Ye Chi." ”

Yu Xiaoshu's spirit was shocked, and he said: "Who dares to oppose my Brother Ting as the head of the room, who will I fight with, Lao Sun, don't talk too much." ”

Sun Xinyang shook his head with a smile and said, "I never think that there is anyone else who is qualified to be the head of this dormitory, and there is no objection." ”

Liu Jingting coughed twice and said, "If I knew that everyone had this attitude, I would have come to a democratic election in a pretended way." ”

"Brother Chief, what about the second thing?" asked Zhao Kan flatteringly.

"The second thing is to issue the first room head order, calling on all the roommates to work together to help Yu Xiaoshu chase Ye Chi. ”

Yu Xiaoshu said loudly: "Agreed!"

Zhao Kan was also excited, feeling the fun in this matter, Sun Xinyang naturally would not object to Liu Jingting's suggestion, and nodded.

Liu Jingting said: "I saw their expressions just now, and I can clearly feel that the boy is wishful thinking, the relationship between the two has not yet reached that point, and this thing is still promising, in other words, even if they are now boyfriend and girlfriend, what about the relationship, it is a big deal to dismantle first and then chase it." ”

All three nodded in agreement with this shameless mention.

Liu Jingting first went through the books in his mind, trying to find an effective method, and then was stunned to find that there was no reliable way, so he changed his mind, searched for memories related to his past life, and then suddenly remembered a post he had read on a social networking site, and he couldn't remember the details, but he still had an impression of the general process.

Liu Jingting secretly made a plan and asked Zhao Kan, "Are you sure Ye Chi likes Yi Shui'an's book?"

Zhao Kan's face changed slightly, thinking that the new head of the room was going to mention the task of getting the book in advance, and said: "It's not so clear......

Liu Jingting reprimanded: "I won't let you get the book, I'll figure it out, to tell the truth." ”

The three of them were all taken aback, and Zhao Kan said: "Forcing gfan, an absolute loyal fan, you can go to see her state signature, sentence structure, sentence meaning, and tone, all of which are imitations of Yi Shui'an, otherwise, she would not have been able to talk to my fat man for so long, Brother Ting, can you really get Yi Shui'an's book in advance?"

"Do your best. ”

"Then, what about Gu Yongsheng, his "Seven Swords Under the Heavenly Mountain" and Yi Shui'an's "Half-petal Lotus" were released at the same time, can you get it by the way?" Zhao Kan looked at Liu Jingting with bright eyes.

Liu Jingting said in his heart: "If this fat man knew that the original manuscript of the Seven Swords was in my computer, what would you be?" frowned and said to Zhao Kan: "Where is it so easy, you just wait a few more days." ”

Zhao Kan said disappointedly: "Brother Ting, how do you know that getting the book in advance is simply a supreme honor for book lovers, and it feels ...... to show it so ominously in the forum."

"Spoilers are against the law. ”

"How can it be a spoiler, it's just a show. ”

Liu Jingting ignored him, looked at Yu Xiaoshu and asked, "I have a plan, but I want to know in advance what you can sacrifice for this?"

Yu Xiaoshu waved his hand and said awe-inspiringly: "Go up the knife mountain, go down to the ......"

"Fuck off, don't follow me to fix these useless things, I won't let you go up the knife mountain, I'll give you a knife now, you give me a barefoot step. ”

Yu Xiaoshu bowed his head and said, "I, I'm exaggerating." ”

Liu Jingting thought for a while and said, "It's my question that is too broad, let me ask more specifically, if you are asked to run naked on campus in order to chase Ye Chi, can you do it?"

"Huh?!"

"Huh?!"

"Huh?!"

The three of them grew their mouths in unison.

"Brother Ting, are you also exaggerating?"

"No, specific question, this is much lighter than the work on the knife mountain. ”

"However, he will be expelled. Sun Xinyang, a good student, reminded.

"Yes, this is high school," Liu Jingting suddenly said, "Don't run naked, then it's okay to wear a tattered groom's dress, right?"

The three of them looked at Liu Jingting with doubts on their faces.

"Is there a problem?"

Yu Xiaoshu hurriedly replied: "As long as you don't run naked, it's no problem to wear pants." ”

"That's good," Liu Jingting said to himself, "the groom's clothes, roses, rings, ......"

Yu Xiaoshu looked frightened, and interjected and asked: "Brother Ting, I just want her to be my girlfriend for the time being, and I haven't gotten married yet, and I've only known her for three years, and now we are still young, talking about marriage ......."

Liu Jingting glared at him and said, "Who said that you should get married now," Liu Jingting smiled mysteriously, "But in this story, you have already been married." ”

"Brother Ting, don't sell Guanzi, tell us the detailed plan. ”

"There are still some details to work out, and when I improve it, I will write a plan, starting tomorrow, everyone will spread the news of Xiaoshu's crush on Ye Chi, and strive to let the uncle who sells baked cakes under the dormitory know about it within three days. ”

Yu Xiaoshu wanted to speak and stopped, Liu Jingting soothed: "The gap is not too outrageous for a pair of men and women, as long as one party is sincere, everything can be done, believe me, even if it doesn't work out in the end, at least Ye Chi will not forget you for the rest of his life, and he will scare that boy with frequent urination and urgency." (To be continued)