Chapter 263: The deity is just looking at the bath tub
Di Beiming couldn't help but spit on himself, a dry black bean sprout with nothing to look at, what is there to think?! Even if you want to, you should also think about what black things will look like when they grow up!
Di Beiming inexplicably remembered that Yun Chujiu once said, "I will suffocate you with my chest", and immediately a nosebleed spurted out!
Yun Chujiu has been looking at Emperor Beiming, and when he saw this situation, he couldn't help but giggle: "Male god, you can't be the sequelae of thunder splitting, right? Why do you always have nosebleeds? !
Di Beiming couldn't pretend to be asleep anymore, and said angrily: "The deity has been a little overtoned recently, so he has a nosebleed, what's the fuss?!"
Yun Chujiu pursed his lips: "Hmph! No wonder I haven't been here recently, it turns out that I went to eat something good!"
After Yun Chujiu finished speaking, he felt that there was something wrong with this sentence, and it seemed to be a little jealous, so he hurriedly added: "Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't come, I recently met a wronged boss, and I have been cheated by me!"
Di Beiming snorted coldly: "Isn't that idiot of Blood Wuji?!You are seeking skin with the tiger! In the future, you will keep me away from him!"
"Huh, how do you know?" asked Yun Chujiu curiously.
"The deity naturally has a way to know! You are not afraid that he will kill you? Blood Wuji is notoriously moody and ruthless, you actually dare to trap him, once he finds out, how can he spare you?" Di Beiming easily bypassed Yun Chujiu's question!
Yun Chujiu pouted and said, "I can't help it! That black chicken has superb spiritual power, I can run the monk and can't run the temple, so naturally I have to find a way to fool him! By the way, what is the relationship between the two of you?"
"Black chicken?" Di Beiming was stunned for a moment, then laughed, accidentally affected the internal injury, and coughed for a while before relieving: "Ahem! Okay! Black thing, your nickname is good! That idiot is just right with the name Black Chicken!"
"Male god, are you two friends or enemies? Won't you be good friends who love and kill each other?" Yun Chujiu's eyes flashed with gossip and asked curiously!
"Of course I am enemies with him! That idiot repeatedly tries to outdo me, it's a fool's dream! By the way, what do you mean by being a good friend?"
Where did Yun Chujiu dare to tell the truth, so he said vaguely: "A good friend means a good friend, oops, the water is cold, I have to hurry out and get dressed!"
Yun Chujiu generously came out of the bathtub, wiped it with a towel, and then began to dress slowly, this thing thought to himself that the little white face and neck couldn't move anyway, what were you afraid of?!
Where did I think that after Di Beiming took the pill, his neck could already start to rotate slightly, Di Beiming subconsciously turned his neck, and then, well, once again blood stained the pillow!
Di Beiming wanted to turn his head over, but at this time, his neck couldn't move, so coincidentally, as soon as Yun Chujiu looked up, he saw Di Beiming staring at the dead fish's eyes, looking at himself with a nosebleed!
Yun Chujiu was also stunned!
Although this thing is quite thick-skinned, running naked in front of people, well, I still know that I'm embarrassed!
Yun Chujiu's face turned red, and he put his clothes on his body indiscriminately, and then pretended to be calm and said: "Male god, do you want to say it if you want to see it?"
Di Beiming felt that today was the saddest day in his life, his face was red and white, and he gritted his teeth and said: "The deity will peek at you? Hmph! The deity is just, just looking, well, looking at the bathtub, your bathtub is very special!"
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