Chapter 80: I'd Better Eat the Twigs
"Ding!"
With a soft sound, the elevator stopped on the fifth floor.
The metal door slowly opened to both sides, and Huang Shulan hurriedly broke free from Ning Yuan's arms when she saw this, and stood aside with her head bowed to sort out her oblique bangs.
Although it is very comfortable to be held by the man in front of him, and even a little intoxicated, he thinks that he is married to a wife, and he needs to pay attention to his image in broad daylight, otherwise it will attract gossip and have a hard time in the future.
A young couple walked in without anyone frolicking, and they didn't look at the two of them at all.
Huang Shulan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, she was really afraid of running into an acquaintance just now, and then she would see something abnormal.
She stood on tiptoe, leaned close to Ning Yuan's ear and said shyly: "My husband will go to Kyoto on a business trip the day after tomorrow, you can come over to play when you have time." ”
As he spoke, he pulled open his handbag and pulled out a white business card from it and stuffed it into the right pocket of his pants.
Huang Shulan smiled playfully, as if revenge, and like teasing, and scratched his right buttocks.
Ning Yuan's body stiffened, and he sighed in his heart.
Is this a strong suggestive discourse, and it is not clear that it is an offer?
But I'm still a virgin! I've sworn to dedicate my first kiss and first time to the person I love the most, and you're so blatantly seducing, it's simply challenging my bottom line!
He nodded with a serious expression: "Okay, call us then." ”
Three or four seconds later, the mobile phone text message rang, and when I opened it, it turned out to be the beautiful young woman in front of me.
"Sister is waiting for you~"
Ning Yuan looked at Huang Shulan, who smiled coquettishly, glanced at the young couple with his back to the two, raised his eyebrows and threw a wink at him, and lightly touched the red lips with the middle finger of his right hand to make a flying kiss.
"Ding!"
The elevator came to the first floor, and Huang Shulan left with brisk steps.
Ning Yuan shrugged his shoulders and smiled, this is the legendary affair, I didn't expect him to run into it.
When I took a taxi to the Southwest Branch, I saw Zhao Liansheng standing at the door with the scorching sun on his head from a distance, looking back and forth from time to time, or looking anxiously at his left wrist watch.
As soon as he pushed the car door and stretched out a leg, the other party's eyes lit up, and he bent down slightly and trotted over.
Zhao Liansheng rushed to pay for Ning Yuan, and complained: "Brother, you are finally here, just this half an hour, and a few subordinates said that they were not feeling well, but I didn't let people go, they were all waiting in the bureau." ”
"Don't panic. Ning Yuan patted him on the left shoulder and comforted him, and then strode forward.
When I entered the gate of the police station, I first saw three white ambulances lined up, and doctors and nurses were sitting inside.
Judging from the fact that several medical staff wearing masks kept shaking their legs and wiping their sweat, they were obviously nervous.
He just glanced at it and ignored it, hurried into the room.
The police officers inside were supposed to do what they were supposed to do as usual, but most of them were discouraged and absent-minded.
First go to the backyard to check on the middle-aged policeman who had a corpse poison outbreak, make sure there is nothing wrong, and order the ambulance to send the person away.
Zhao Liansheng followed behind him, raised his hands and high-fived hard along the way to attract everyone's attention, and said loudly: "Assemble, everyone will go to Conference Room 1 in two batches, and notify them." ”
Ning Yuan was the first to push open the door, this conference room was very large, nearly twenty meters long and wide, in front of it was a semicircular podium with a drop of thirty centimeters, and it was empty below, with rows of folding chairs placed against the wall.
The criminal police rushed in, and after a while, there was a black pressure below, and there were at least hundreds of people.
He stood on the podium with his hands pressed: "Keep quiet, listen to me." ”
The rioting crowd immediately turned out the flames, and the pins could be heard.
He continued: "I'm not going to talk nonsense, there are young branches from willow trees that are more than five hundred years old, right?"
"Yes!"
"I just cut it in the botanical garden not far away, and it's fresh. ”
"Yes, yes, we all got it in the same place, the big willow tree is 1,600 years old, I cut a large branch, you see the caretaker scratched my neck, if it wasn't an emergency, I would have to sue him to attack the police and handcuff him!"
Ning Yuan looked at the man and was speechless for a while, this level willow tree can be called a treasure, and there are not many of them on the earth.
Before you came, I told you to cut down the tree as long as you have young branches, which is completely self-inflicted.
He stretched out his right arm forward and admonished: "Chew the twig and swallow it, stand on the left side if you don't respond within five minutes, stand on the right side if you feel itchy all over, feel dizzy and nauseous and want to vomit in the middle, okay start now." ”
Hundreds of criminal policemen stuffed things into their mouths without saying a word, and occasionally a few hesitated, and when they saw that their colleagues around them also hurriedly followed suit, they swallowed their stomachs fiercely.
This kind of emerald green and slender twigs has a bad taste and taste, and there are no coarse hard fibers, so it is easy to chew.
After everyone finished eating, they stood there worriedly, thinking wildly in their minds, for fear that they would also be infected with some corpse poison.
"Vomit ......"
In less than a minute, someone knelt down without warning, bent over with his hands on the ground and vomited.
The crowd dispersed in a hurry, and then formed a circle again, leaving an open space with a diameter of three or four meters in the center.
Ning Yuan squeezed in and found that it was a young policeman who spit out a foul-smelling black liquid from his mouth, no different from ink.
After spitting up, he fell to the ground, and his body occasionally twitched.
He shouted, "Don't worry about this person, remember what I just said, don't stand in the wrong place." ”
As soon as the voice fell, hundreds of people walked around.
After another two minutes, four people vomited on their knees one after another, and one person was itching so badly that his shirt and pants were taken off by his colleagues, and everyone gasped at a glance.
The surface of his body was covered with dense blood-red bumps, small as rice grains, as large as a fingernail, similar in appearance to mosquito bites, and dozens or hundreds of skins the size of a palm.
If there is a phobia of intensity, just one glance can be devastating.
Even if Ning Yuan was physically and mentally healthy, he couldn't help but feel numb on his scalp.
After five minutes, the body was unresponsive, and the people were smiling and giggling, and the rest of the people were ugly and their eyes were cloudy.
He slapped the lectern twice: "These people on the left, just in case, you take finger long willow twigs once a day for three days." ”
Ning Yuan turned his head: "These people on the right, eat half a meter long willow branch every day for a week, remember not to be tender, you can use a juicer to make it into a paste, and then soak it in water to drink, you will have diarrhea five to nine times a day, this is normal." ”
He paused and looked at the middle of the people: "As for the six of you, slap the long willow twigs and chew them, pour them into the ox whip water and stir well, just once, of course, if you have a good appetite, you can also ......"
I can't go on with the rest of the sentence about eating the essence of the eagle, the picture is too beautiful, and I feel super disgusting just thinking about it.
After explaining to several criminal policemen what bullwhip water was, ignoring their sudden change in complexion, he said to himself: "If other people want to save trouble, they can do the same, and they can solve the latent corpse poison at one time." ”
"No, no, no, I'd better eat the twigs. ”
"It's just, it's not a hassle at all. ”
A group of people shook their heads like rattles and hurriedly vetoed them.
Waving them to leave, a second group came in.
This time, the personnel are more miscellaneous, and the criminal police logistics clerks and drivers are all available.
Concocted according to the law, and after telling them the solution, let all the men leave.
There were more than twenty women in the house, you look at me, I look at you, looking at each other, not knowing what Ning Yuan's intentions are.
He touched the tip of his nose and said softly: "Because men and women have different physiques, men have strong masculinity and natural restraint from this evil, and women have more yin energy, so even if they have the same symptoms, the way to deal with them is different." ”