Chapter 685: First in the world in all kinds
Nine teleportation arrays were launched together and the large array on the top of the cave was combined into a formation that did not know what effect, Hao Youxiao studied for a long time and did not understand it, so he simply did not torture himself, and hung upside down beside Li Chuyi and began to study the words on the stone tablet with him.
The text on the stele is not an ancient text, it is the same as the common text that is popular in the human world now, but the writing habit is a little awkward, not written vertically from top to bottom, but written horizontally from left to right like the inscription on the ice wall, and you don't need to ask who wrote it.
Unlike the ice wall, the words on the stele are very neat, which makes people feel comfortable at first glance and enjoy reading through it.
It's just that after reading a few words, the corners of Hao Youxiao's eyes couldn't help jumping, the more she read it, the more strange her face became, and all the comfort and enjoyment disappeared, and she was speechless at the end.
The first line: "Is Lao Tzu's formation imposing? Just ask you if you are afraid!hahahahaha"
The second line to the end: "The world's first master, the world's first formation master, the world's first swordsman, the world's first hexagram master, the world's first smart, the world's first...... The world's first handsome guy, the world's first beautiful man, the world's first infatuated, the world's first good husband, the world's first ....... The world's first pectorals, the world's first long legs, the world's first ......"
It wasn't until the end of the sentence that it seemed that the people in the array were also exhausted, and then he ended up with an unfinished meaning: "Anyway, everything is the first in the world, you think of something I didn't write, just make up for me, make up for the good old man with a lot of rewards, hahahahaha—— Tianyi respects the word"
Hao Youxiao was completely speechless.
The stele of the type man is very large, this person is densely carved on every corner of it, scattered thousands of words, but it is useless to be stunned at all, except for the payment to let people know who is so shameless, the rest are all this shameless boasting.
To be honest, Hao Youxiao also admires this person, not to mention that this person dares to be so shameless and claim to be the first in the world so much, just he can find so many words to describe himself, and he doesn't have the same, Hao Youxiao feels very admired for this alone, this shameless posture has reached a realm, so that you don't bother to spend this effort if you want to scare him.
Sighing helplessly, Hao Youxiao was very disappointed. I thought that the stele could reveal some information about this place, but I didn't expect to read such a spicy thing. The handwriting is so neat, it is obvious that there will be no formation lines hidden in it, she stared blankly at the four words "Tianyi Zun" at the place of payment, and she didn't know what it was like.
"Tianyizun, this person's tone is really big enough!" Hao Youxiao muttered a wry smile, repeatedly reciting the four words "Tianyizun" several times, and a touch of spiritual light suddenly appeared in her heart.
Wait a minute!
Tianyi Venerable ......?
Isn't this?!
Hao Youxiao turned her head suddenly, but saw Li Chuyi's face turned white, gritting his teeth like eating a dead cockroach, a mouthful of silver teeth gurgling, his fists clenched and his body kept shaking violently.
No need to ask, Hao Youxiao already knows the answer. Yuwen Xuanli once mentioned it in the dark room, saying that Li Chuyi's master is a person named Tianyizun, because this Dao name is indeed a bit domineering, so Hao Youxiao's impression is still quite deep, and she was a little in a trance after seeing the shameless long story at first glance, and she didn't react for a while, but after reciting it a few times, she suddenly remembered this stubble.
If nothing else, the Tianyi Venerable mentioned on the stele should be Li Chuyi's master.
Looking at the words on the tablet, and then looking at Li Chuyi, Hao Youxiao became more and more sure of her guess and at the same time, she also had a sense of abruptness. No wonder the little fat man is so thick-skinned and crazy, feelings are gathered in likeness, what master brings what apprentice this is!
After thinking about it carefully, Hao Youxiao suddenly felt that Li Chuyi was actually quite subtle. Compared with the long boast on the stone tablet, Li Chuyi is as pure as a little white flower, and Hao Youxiao felt a bit of a sense of déjà vu out of mud in a trance, which really made people cry and laugh.
Seeing that the little fat man was trembling for a long time and didn't speak, Hao Youxiao was afraid that he would be too excited and pulled it over, so he coughed a few times and patted his arm: "First year, this ......"
Who knew that her shot actually played the role of a charge, and the little fat man roared angrily after a fierce stir: "I'll go to your Taoist priest's, stinky Taoist priest, are you playing with people again!"
Scold~~!
The long sword was unsheathed, and Li Chuyi flashed and slashed down in front of the stele, looking at the posture to split the stele in half.
Hao Youxiao was startled, suddenly she didn't have time to pull him, seeing that the sharp sword blade was about to fall on the stele with an unparalleled momentum, she was afraid that there was a hidden prohibition in the stele that would hurt Li Chuyi, so she wanted to hurry over and grab him, but before she could move, she saw a sword aura like substance suddenly flashed on the stele, and at the moment when it was not allowed to be sent, it was slashed on Li Chuyi's long sword, and the little fat man's body was suddenly slammed, and then he was slashed out with a sword.
"The first year of junior high school!"
Hao Youxiao was startled, and hurriedly dodged to the between, she was afraid that the sword qi would chase after her.
But no, after splitting Li Chuyi, the sword qi hung in place, swaying left and right towards Li Chuyi, as if he was laughing at him.
Finally stopped his body, and the little fat man looked back at the situation, and his anger suddenly became even greater. Gripping the hilt of the sword, he shook off the sword flower, and kicked on the cornerstone of the large array at the top of the cave, and the whole person pounced again.
"It's okay for the stinky Taoist to bully me, the master doesn't believe that you can bully me even if you break the sword qi, show the master the sword!"
The roar echoed in the cave, I don't know if I understood or felt that he was coming again, and the direction of the sword qi turned to Li Chuyi and took the initiative to greet him. The two sides fought for a long time, and the sword qi that left the stele was always invisible, and it didn't take long for the fierce battle to dim the light, and the feeling of condensation turned into vanity, and was finally dissipated by Li Chuyi's sword.
Li Chuyi laughed proudly: "Hahahahaha! The master can't beat the stinky Taoist, and it's still easy to beat you with a broken sword qi like peeing, the master has decided, I'll take you out today... it!"
After a few smug moments, the little fat man was dumbfounded, only to see that there was suddenly another sword qi flying out on the stone tablet, and there were more than one and there were more than a dozen of them, in addition to the sword qi, there were all kinds of spells mixed with each other, some he knew and some he didn't know, and the aura emitted by each spell made him goosebumps.
Hao Youxiao was also shocked, afraid that Li Chuyi would suffer a loss and hurriedly rushed to his side.
"First year of junior high school, isn't Tianyi Venerable your master? This stone tablet must have something to do with you, it can't kill you, you should quickly find a way to make it quiet!"
The little fat man's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and when he heard this, he glanced at Hao Youxiao and said, "You don't understand, the stinky Taoist priest is a madman, and he is already very sparing!"
"Is this a spare hand?!" Hao Youxiao's eyes widened.
Li Chu nodded with a twitch on his face: "Well, this is, the next time I have the opportunity, I will take you for a swim and you will understand!"
I didn't have time to figure out what this had to do with swimming, but I saw the sword qi spells move in unison, and the sound of the road breaking the wind rushed towards the two of them.
Holding back the horror in her heart, Hao Youxiao flashed up with a mace. But after the stick was swung out, it was empty, and one after another sword qi spells seemed to have eyes around her, and they all blasted towards Li Chuyi alone.
"Damn, I've been guarding against you for a long time!"
The little fat man didn't mess up at all, he felt that their qi was all locked on him before, he had experienced too much of this situation when he was a child, and it was useless for him to hide every time the Taoist priest wanted to practice him.
Long sword against sword qi, Dao Fu against spells, Li Chuyi was in full swing with attack against attack, Hao Youxiao reflexively chased after him and wanted to help him, but just like Fang Cai, the sword qi and spells all walked around her when they met her, and it was useless for her to intercept it.
Suddenly, she remembered that Li Chuyi had only achieved this result after attacking the stone stele, and she felt that if she also attacked the stone stele, it was very likely that these sword qi spells would no longer turn a blind eye to her.
Thinking of this, Hao Youxiao suddenly turned around and swung a stick towards the stele, but the stick was still a few feet away from the stele and couldn't fall, she felt like she had hit a wall that was hard over pure gold, and her arm was shocked and lost consciousness, and the mace short stick came out of her hand and flew into the distance, and she herself was shocked by the huge force of the recoil and vomited blood and flew out.
"Don't move, this thing recognizes people!"
Li Chuyi's voice came, Hao Youxiao smiled bitterly, she couldn't move even if she wanted to. As soon as she landed, she wanted to continue to rush up regardless of her safety, but as soon as her footsteps moved, her body was imprisoned, not only could she not speak, but her divine sense was also imprisoned, and now she could only stay quietly and watch the little fat man being beaten.
In this room, the little fat man finally split all the sword qi spells with great effort, standing in place panting and staring at the stone tablet with hatred, this time he can learn to be obedient, and he doesn't dare to shout anymore if he is killed.
But if he didn't provoke, it didn't mean that the stele would let him go, and before he could breathe, one after another sword qi and spells jumped out of the stele again, not only were there more than Fang Cai, but the aura and coercion on it were even more terrifying than before, and the little fat man felt that his hair was numb at the roots.
"Hey, can you talk about it, I didn't say anything, why don't you stop, can you have a little dignity as a stone monument, and don't do anything at the pace of a stinky Taoist?"
treats the stele as a living creature with intelligence, and there is no one except Li Chuyi. He has been deeply aware of a truth since he was a child, you can't look at what a Taoist priest shoots with a normal person's eyes.
Sure enough, the stele seemed to understand his words, but instead of listening to his advice, it seemed to be even more angry, and a large number of sword qi spells flew out in one go. The dense sword qi spells gathered together to make the aura of the entire cave agitate, and the strong wind came with a majestic coercion, and the little fat man was dressed in hunting and black hair dancing wildly.
"I'll go to your Taoist priest's, don't you have a shame on your face? Okay! If you don't demolish the rotten stone today, the master won't be surnamed Li, and the master will change his surname to cowardice!"
With a swing of the long sword, a Dao talisman was sprinkled in front of him, and the little fat man pinched the Dao Jue in his hand and shouted.
"Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrows the law!Five Elements Mountain, crush the young master to death!"