Chapter 3 Toilet Turmoil

"Let's go, let's go and see those hanging hairs. Are you ready to be the boss?" Li Haoran smiled and handed Cheng Tang a flue.

"It's done, hurry up. Cheng Tang stood up and urged.

The fat man pocketed the remaining cigarettes and took the boy who took the cigarette to the fifth class. When I passed by the fourth class, I saw that there were not many boys in the fourth class, but there was a group of boys on the playground not far away. The fifth class was still a plate of loose sand, and when Li Haoran and Cheng Tang passed, the fat man had surrounded a few boys, and Xiaochuan habitually stood at the door of the classroom and watched the wind.

Walking into the fifth class classroom, Cheng Tang pointed to the two boys sitting in the last row and took the initiative to introduce: "These are these two, one is named Zhang Wei and the other is called Zhang Feng, both of them are from the same village, they want to be the boss, and they have to charge me protection money." ”

"Cleared!" the fat man roared in a low voice, and there were more than a dozen people left in the class in an instant, and the students in the fifth class were basically finished.

"Do you know the strong son of the second year of junior high school?" Li Haoran asked casually.

"I don't know. A darker-looking boy was the first to answer.

"In the future, the boss of your class will be Cheng Tang, do you two have an opinion?" the fat man said provocatively.

"It's okay to think of him as the boss, someone collects protection money from us, you don't care?" said the boy who spoke just now.

"Damn, since you're all your bosses, of course I'm going to cover you, what's your name?

"My name is Zhang Wei, and the nickname who collects protection money from us is Pan Zi. Zhang Wei said directly.

"Does anyone know Panzi?" the fat man turned his head and glanced at Li Haoran and Cheng Tang.

"The school seems to have such a number one person. Cheng Tang tilted his head and thought for a moment and said.

"Grass, what are you afraid of? Isn't there still a strong son in the second year of junior high school who said that he wants to cover us?" Li Haoran looked up at Zhang Wei and said: "If you have time to tell Pan Zi, just say that the boss in your class is not you, we are covered by the strong son of the second junior high school, let him find the strong son if he has anything." ”

"Pay attention to this, let them fight on their own. The fat man couldn't help but laugh.

After the matter was settled, Cheng Tang opened his mouth and proposed, "It's still early, why don't you go to my house and listen to the song?"

"Nicholas Tse?" the fat man asked with an eyebrow.

"We have the four heavenly kings, you can listen to whoever you want. Cheng Tang nodded and said.

Curious about the unknown, several people went out of the classroom door together.

Baozi leaned against the corridor with a depressed face, followed by a few newly accepted younger brothers. Seeing the mouse and Cheng Tang coming, Baozi had an anxious face, "Damn, it was all done, but later because of a sentence, a calf was carried with me, tell me what's going on." ”

"If you don't accept it, you will do it, I'm afraid that he will be a yarn. The fat man said with a smile.

"Of course I know to him, the key is that if you can't kill him, it will be a shame, Lao Tzu never fights unprepared battles. Baozi shook his head depressedly, "If that calf doesn't carry it with me, Lao Tzu will be the boss of the class now." ”

"I regret that I have a dick to use, you just have those two hits, and you are not the material to be the boss in the first place. Li Haoran said.

"Do you say it again?" Baozi turned his head and glared, pointing at Li Haoran and walking over and said angrily.

"At the school gate, it's because I don't know your details, why don't we go out to practice?" Li Haoran spat at the bun.

"Let's go, are you afraid of you?" Baozi glanced at the little brother behind him, and then glared and shouted.

"Let's go, then. Li Haoran walked to the stairs first.

When the group came to the open space in front of the teaching building, Li Haoran turned his head and just saw Li Hao on the first floor holding a book in his hand, sitting on the bench at the door of the classroom and looking at him. Li Haoran retreated in his heart, and the fat man was just about to come over to remind him, and he happened to see Li Hao through the direction of Li Haoran's eyes.

Li Hao saw a group of people gathered around Li Haoran, with doubts on his face, and was about to come over. The fat man looked bad, and instantly dispersed the crowd, and in a blink of an eye, only Li Haoran and Cheng Tang were left at the scene, Li Hao stood up with the book, looked at it twice, and sat down.

"Damn, it was so dangerous just now, I was almost discovered. "The fat man was sweating with fright.

"What's the matter, do you want to admit it?" Baozi saw that there was something wrong with Li Haoran's side, Baozi didn't want to fight, and he couldn't wipe his face, so he regretted his words a little, and then said: "Since you don't want to do it, let's do it another day." ”

"Then what's the matter? If you don't do a fight, you say I'll do it, there are a lot of people here, let's go to the toilet to do it. After Li Haoran finished speaking, he pulled the bun and walked to the toilet.

Baozi's face was a little unbearable, and he said with embarrassment on his face: "Actually, it's the same thing for the two of us to do it here, the toilet is too smelly." ”

When he spoke, Li Haoran had already pulled the bun and walked to the side of the teaching building, Cheng Tang was about to persuade, but he was followed by the fat man on his shoulder, and Xiaochuan led the way in front of him, and he had already run to the toilet.

"Okay, let's get started. Li Haoran reached out and slapped Baozi on the shoulder, then took two steps back and looked at Baozi with a smile.

"I'm grass, why are you really here, Lao Tzu will fight for you!" Baozi shouted, glaring at Li Haoran.

Baozi made a lot of noise and rain, and when he saw Li Haoran turn around and run to the toilet, Baozi screamed and chased after him.

Zhang Wei and Zhang Feng, who were preparing to be the boss of the fifth class to collect protection money, had been following Li Haoran and a group of people before, and when they saw a few people walking towards the toilet, the two stopped and began to discuss. Zhang Wei, who is taller, was the first to speak, "Cheng Tang and his group almost killed us just now, they just went to the toilet now, do you want to tell Pan Zi, now is a good opportunity." ”

"I think it's better to forget it, even if we become the boss, we have to hand over the protection fee to Pan Zi, and let him take all the benefits, it has nothing to do with the two of us, otherwise let them fight with Pan Zi, let's see how strong Cheng Tang's gang is?" Zhang Feng turned his head and glanced at the third class of junior high school, and proposed.

"That's okay, I'm staring at them here, you go over and tell Pan Zi now, just say that the boss of our class is Cheng Tang, and we can't kill them. Zhang Wei turned his head and explained to Zhang Feng.

After listening to this, Zhang Feng nodded, and ran to the third class classroom.

"Why do you think it's all over hiding inside?Hurry up and get out of here!" Baozi stood at the door and didn't dare to go in, so he simply began to scold. Baozi originally wanted to chase him to the toilet, but after seeing Xiao Chuan standing at the door and smiling at himself, he began to retreat in his heart, after all, Xiao Chuan is also a mouse, and he will definitely be beaten up if he enters.

"You kind of come in and talk, see who pees far!" Li Haoran peed and shouted towards the door.

Baozi stood at the door and waited until Cheng Tang and the fat man walked in, and then shouted: "Go in, go in, who is afraid of whom!"

Baozi rushed into the toilet with guts, and Cheng Tang and the fat man entered.

"Xiaochuan, come over and compare with Baozi, see which of you two pees far. Li Haoran shouted inside.

Zhang Feng has gone to the third class, standing at the door of the classroom waiting for Pan Zi to come out, Pan Zi is tall and big, dark complexion, always likes to talk to the girls in the class, and sees his little brother standing outside, deliberately drying the little brother for a while, in Pan Zi's opinion, this will have face.

After a long while, Pan Zicai lazily walked out of the classroom door, tilted his head and looked at Zhang Feng, "Say, what are you looking for me?"

Zhang Feng whispered to Pan Zi what happened, Pan Zi's face instantly became gloomy, he was going to come over after school to collect money, and then invite a few girls in the class to eat, but now the words are released, not only did he not ask for money, but even his two little brothers have become someone else's, I can't listen to Zhang Feng's next words, there are only a few gangsters in the class, in Pan Zi's opinion, he can do it alone, and he went to the toilet without saying a word.

When he came to the side of the teaching building, Zhang Wei greeted him, Pan Zi was arrogant, and he didn't look at Zhang Wei with straight eyes, "What about the baskets in your class?"

"It's all in the toilet, you can go by yourself, I won't go." Zhang Feng pointed in the direction of the toilet and said.

"Look at the two of you, what's there to be afraid of a few * baskets?" Pan Zi turned his head and scolded the two of them, turned around and walked towards the toilet.

"How about buns, admit defeat or not? Let's not talk about it, within three meters, you didn't pee on the wall, and I don't think you have to pay it back. Li Haoran looked at the bun and said with a smile.

"Grass, compete again tomorrow, if Lao Tzu wins you tomorrow, I will slap you twice, and you will not be allowed to play tricks at that time!" Baozi said depressedly.

"Don't cheat, everyone is the boss of the class, so naturally they have to talk and talk. Li Haoran said with a smile.

"How dare you cheat, Lao Tzu will kill you!" Baozi said cruelly loudly.

Just when a few people were about to go out, Panzi, who was in the third year of junior high school, walked into the toilet.

Pan Zi walked to the door of the toilet just now, and Pan Zi couldn't help but be stunned by the loud shout of the bun. After coming in, he glanced at a few people who were about to go out, walked to the urinal and began to loosen the belt, and asked without looking, "Which of you is the boss?"

At that time, Zhang Wei and Zhang Feng did not explain clearly to Pan Zi, but only said that Cheng Tang Yibo was in the toilet, which made Pan Zi think that the people in front of him were all from the fifth class. The rat and Cheng Tang were just about to leave, and when they heard this, they all stopped, "Something?" asked the fat man.

"I'm going to talk to the boss of Class 5 about something. Pan Zi was very conceited and did not turn his head when he spoke.

The bosses of several classes were there, and the buns were even more imposing, and then they shouted, "Who are you!"

If you don't look at the appearance of Baozi, when you hear this voice, you must think that Baozi is a fierce general like Zhang Fei in ancient times, Pan Zi was so frightened that the remaining half of the urine was stunned and suffocated, and turned his head to look at a few people, "I'm Pan Zi." ”

"What's the matter with me?" Cheng Tang stepped forward and asked in a deep voice.

"I heard you're a dick. Pan Zi lifted his pants and said lightly.

In Pan Zi's opinion, his name just now had shocked these freshmen, and then he began to pee calmly with loose trouser belts.

"Damn, what class are you from?" said Baozi, unconvinced.

"Three shifts. Pan Zi lazily said his class, not even the third year of junior high school. This is easy to cause misunderstandings, for example, a few people in the toilet misunderstood, especially the Baozi misunderstanding was deeper, and he stretched out his hand and pointed at Pan Zi's back and looked at Li Haoran with disgust, "See, this guy doesn't take you boss in his eyes at all." ”

When I heard that it was the third class, Li Haoran, the fat man, and Xiaochuan looked at each other, everyone present didn't expect this guy to be Pan Zi in the third year of junior high school, and even Li Haoran thought that this guy was in his own class, after all, it was just one afternoon after school, and it was too normal for the classmates in his class not to know him, "Cao, why don't I have any impression of him?" The fat man looked at the two people with a puzzled expression.

"Don't say it, I don't remember that there is such a number one person in our class, so badly beaten. Li Haoran also said.

"Since you don't know each other, then I definitely don't know him either, but it must be from our third class, because now it's only our first year of junior high school. Ogawa said affirmatively.

After the three of them finished discussing, the bun standing on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and stepped forward and slapped Pan Zi heavily on the back and said, "As a little brother, why are you so horizontal, you feel like a dick, right?"