Chapter 66: The Taoist Priest
Looking at the surroundings that was unfamiliar but obviously not the lifeless dead environment, and then looked at the Hundred Tribulation Daoist in front of him who was staring at him with blue robes and staring at him, Li Chuyi stared at his long white beard that had hung down over his chest, and while secretly wondering in his heart whether this old man would eat his beard when eating, he couldn't help but scratch his head and asked:
"Old man, did we escape?
The Hundred Tribulation Daoist suddenly glared, blew his beard and said, "You little doll, no big or small! We have escaped, this is the Taixu Palace!"
With a cheer, Li Chuyi almost jumped up excitedly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Info kept muttering nonsense about "God bless" and "stinky Taoist bless", Li Chuyi suddenly reacted, and asked with a stunned face:
"Old man, where do you say this is?
Seeing that this little fat man dared to call himself an old man, the blue tendons on the forehead of the Hundred Tribulations Daoist loomed, and he snorted coldly: "Yes, Taixu Palace!"
"You're a Hundred Tribulations Daoist, right? Your name is Zheng Yi, right? You're the old ghost Zheng that my master said?" the little fat man asked stupidly, still with a demented look on his face.
"That's right!" the Hundred Tribulation Daoist couldn't help but shout angrily.
"Uh.... So this is your territory?" asked Li Chuyi cautiously.
The Hundred Tribulation Daoist gave him a blank look, snorted coldly and did not answer him.
Li Chuyi, who finally reacted, suddenly broke out in a cold sweat in his heart, but his face instantly put on a filial and virtuous appearance, his face was well-behaved and sensible, and he said in a sweet and greasy voice: "Grandpa, hello! My name is Li Chuyi, I am the apprentice of a Taoist priest, and I finally found you~~!"
Looking at Li Chuyi's appearance, the eyes of the Hundred Tribulation Daoist were round, and he stopped talking for a long time, and finally coldly held back a sentence: "What a little bastard!"
Seeing that Li Chuyi heard that he called him a little bastard, and he still nodded in agreement with a well-behaved appearance, the Hundred Tribulation Daoist finally couldn't help but shake his head, and sighed: "You little bastard, why don't you learn something from your master! Your master's old guy was a bastard back then, and now he has accepted such an apprentice like you, and he is actually such a character, really, really, alas......"
"Grandpa, do you also know that my master is a bastard?, are you familiar with my master?" Li Chuyi asked obediently with a pair of "innocent" eyes.
The Hundred Tribulation Daoist immediately nodded, as if he had been holding back his resentment for many years, and said with a blow of his beard: "Not only is it familiar! Even if you are not familiar, who of the generation of our generation does not know that your master is a bastard! Not only is he a bastard, but he is also very insidious and cunning, and his temper is not good, and he is even more shameless! If he disagrees, he beats people so that his parents don't know him, and he specializes in slapping his face! However, he is extremely talented, his understanding is even more extremely high, and his cultivation is profound, not to mention his peers, even some of the senior masters who have been famous for a long time are not his opponents. ”
"My master is so powerful?!" Li Chuyi's eyes widened suddenly, although he knew that the Taoist priest was powerful, but as soon as this Hundred Tribulations Taoist said it, he seemed to know the Taoist priest again, and he had a new understanding of the power of the Taoist priest in his heart.
This bastard, if anyone provokes him, if he can beat him, he will always chase after them, and he will never stop until he demolishes the door of their house and pushes the stove. If he can't beat him, this shameless bastard will avoid his edge, take advantage of the unpreparedness of the sneak attack, stumble, poison and release laxatives, and do anything, absolutely unscrupulous!
"Yes! It's so shameless! How can there be such a filthy person in the world!" Li Chuyi agreed with a face full of admiration for the Taoist priest.
The Hundred Tribulation Daoist suddenly felt a sense of acquaintance, and couldn't help but pat Li Chuyi's shoulder. After the shooting, I remembered that the little fat man in front of me was the apprentice of the bastard Taoist, and he was also a little bastard, and he was suddenly a little embarrassed in his heart, scolding the master behind his back in front of other people's apprentices, and the Hundred Tribulation Daoist couldn't help but blush slightly.
Looking at Li Chuyi, who was still "indignant" with him, he couldn't extricate himself, and asked with a slight curiosity: "I said this about your master, aren't you angry?"
"Angry?" Li Chuyi looked at the Hundred Tribulation Daoist a little strangely, "Why am I angry? The stinky Taoist is a bastard in the first place! Have you ever seen a master blow up his apprentice into the void to play drifting?!"
"Uh....." The Hundred Tribulation Daoist was speechless for a while.
"Have you ever seen a master who cheated his apprentice's money? Do you know that there are only a few dozen taels of tens of thousands of taels of silver tickets on my body that were pitted by him, and these dozens of taels were also blown to ashes by him!" Li Chuyi said excitedly.
"Uh......"
"Have you ever seen a master who has something good to hide and won't give to his apprentice? He didn't even tell me when he had such a good thing as a storage bag! Every time we traveled, I had to carry a large bag of luggage! Look at what tired me, look at my pitiful appearance!" Li Chuyi became more and more excited, and even the storage bag that the Taoist priest told him not to tell others said without noticing.
Naturally, the people of the Hundred Tribulation Dao would not think anything about the storage bag of a junior. He looked at the "skinny" little fat man, and the fat meat on his face trembled with excitement, and he was silent.
"And!" Li Chuyi was a little uncontrollable, "The most infuriating thing is, do you know what he did with my money?
"I don't know. The Hundred Tribulation Daoist "laughed" for a while.
"This shameless stinky Taoist priest is a first-class scoundrel! He took my money to go to the Qinglou to drink flower wine, and said what kind of 'excess' it is! I don't know what he is going to do, right? You say that he is a monk, and he is not good at bathing and fasting, finding a Taoist nun or something, marrying himself, and drinking flower wine every day, do you think this is like what a master should look like?!"
Hearing this, the Hundred Tribulation Daoist frowned slightly, and after thinking for a while, he muttered in a voice that only he could hear: "It turns out that he has been chasing after him for so many years, alas...... One word of love, how many heroes have been harmed, but what a ......"
Li Chuyi, who was excited, naturally couldn't hear the whispers of the Hundred Tribulation Daoists, and after venting for a long time, he suddenly turned pale, and tears fell down his eyes.
The Hundred Tribulation Daoist looked at this little fat man who suddenly cried strangely, and was still thinking about what kind of moth was going to come out of this little bastard, so he heard Li Chuyi sobbing in a low voice, and choked up: "Although, my master is a bastard, very lustful, very greedy for money, and bullies me all day long, but I really miss him!"
Looking at the sky outside the main hall, the face of a Taoist priest seemed to emerge in the blue, Li Chuyi looked at it in a daze, and muttered: "Master, are you okay? I'm in the Taixu Palace, you, when will you come to me?"
Looking at Li Chuyi, the Hundred Tribulation Daoist couldn't help but sigh slightly.
Although he talks and acts like a little adult, Li Chuyi is still a child after all, and his relationship with the Taoist priest is very deep, very deep. Fang Cai's venting was just a vent when he endured the fear all the way and was in a safe state. Looking at Li Chuyi's immature round face, the Hundred Tribulation Daoist couldn't help but secretly praise his mental maturity and the stability of his Dao heart in his heart. Just imagine, if he were to be another peer, like him, he encountered so many life and death thrills along the way, and no one was accompanied, so he could only struggle to survive silently by himself, it is estimated that he would have lost his Dao heart a long time ago, and even if he didn't die, he would go crazy.
Stretching out his hand and rubbing Li Chuyi's head dotingly, the Hundred Tribulation Daoist said gently: "Okay, you don't have to worry, your master's skills and demon-like mind, no one in this world can stop him." Rest assured, he will definitely come to you. Now that you are staying here, cultivating with peace of mind, I believe that it will not be long before he will come to you. ”
Li Chuyi gradually calmed down at this time. Fang Cai's catharsis gave vent to the panic and sullenness along the way, making him feel a lot more comfortable.
Wiping away his tears, Li Chuyi suddenly thought of something, raised his head and asked, "Grandpa, you are so familiar with my master, do you know what his name is?"
"Hmm, didn't your master tell you what his name was?"
"Nope. Li Chuyi shook his head, "I asked, but he didn't say it, only told me that his Dao name is Hongchen Daoren, but I prefer to call him Qinglou Daoren." ”
"Hahahaha, Qinglou Daoist, this Dao number is good, hahahahaha~~!"
At the end, the laughter gradually stopped, and the Hundred Tribulation Daoist smiled: "He didn't tell you, probably because he had too many enemies, and he was afraid that you would accidentally say something and be remembered." However, he doesn't tell you, I tell you, you know, don't mention it in front of outsiders, unless you wait for you to cultivate to the world and stand out from the crowd, then mention it, even if it is known, no one can help you. ”
Li Chuyi immediately nodded, stared at his curious eyes, and waited with bated breath for the answer of the Hundred Tribulation Daoist.
Smiling slightly, the eyes of the Hundred Tribulation Daoist were a little erratic, and he said with admiration in a complex tone: "Your master is like a demon in his mind, extremely talented, he was proud of the group when he was young, and there is no rival among his peers, and after cultivating to Dacheng, he is even more world-beating, and there is no opponent in the human world." Coupled with his extreme shamelessness, extreme insidiousness, extreme cunning, extreme revenge, in short, his personality is fluctuating and extreme, so he was given an exclusive Taoist name, called Tianyi, which means one of the first in the world in all aspects. ”
After a pause, in Li Chu's eyes wide open and his mouth was open in shock, the Hundred Tribulation Daoist looked at him seriously, and said like a dream: "Tianyi Venerable, Li Zaitian!"
"Remember, this is your master's name. ”