Li Xu continued to lecture, but before he could say a few words, Wu Hai jumped out and said: "You are louder, who can hear your mosquito-like fart louder voice, is there a teacher like you?"

Li Xu frowned slightly, this Wu Hai is really looking for trouble, smiling slightly, Li Xu flicked his finger lightly, and with a bang, a silver needle shot out of Li Xu's finger and shot straight into Wu Hai's body.

The next moment, Wu Hai glared sharply. The whole body trembled violently, a face turned red directly, and tears couldn't stop flowing out.

And that's not all, immediately after. Wu Hai opened his mouth, couldn't hold back his laughter, laughed and laughed and suddenly cried again, crying and crying and laughing again. To use an idiom to describe it, it is to cry and laugh.

Zheng Lin, who was standing next to Wu Hai, also frowned slightly, Wu Hai was obviously normal just now, how could it be like this in the blink of an eye.

He turned his head to look at Li Xu, only to see that Li Xu was looking at Wu Hai with a gloating face, Zheng Lin knew the reason, this must be Li Xu's ghost!

"Li Xu, is it your ghost!" Zheng Lin's eyes widened and he glared at Li Xu angrily.

"No!" Li Xu shrugged his shoulders and said with a smug face: "What does this matter to me? I've been lecturing on the podium, and you haven't seen it, right?"

Zheng Lin said with a tough attitude: "You little rabbit cub, don't pretend to me, now you immediately restore Wu Hai to normal, otherwise I will not only not spare you, but I will also deal with your school!"

"I said it doesn't matter to me. Li Xu said as he pinched his fingers and flicked them slightly, and with a bang, a silver needle shot into Zheng Lin's body.

The moment the silver needle shot into Zheng Lin's body, he heard a loud pop, and a stinky fart squirted out from under Zheng Lin.

In an instant, the entire classroom was filled with a foul smell.

Everyone hurriedly protected their noses and mouths.

"Li Xu!!"

When Li Xu released the silver needle, Zheng Lin saw that Li Xu, a dead man, actually dared to rectify him and let him fart in public!

How will he see people after this!

was about to scold Li Xu.

The next moment......

Goo~Goo~Lu~Lu......

The sound of rolling waves sounded in his stomach~

His stomach was also violently swollen and painful, and a feeling of wanting convenience was irrepressible!

didn't dare to beep more, Zheng Lin ran directly outside the classroom, but just out of the classroom door, poof, it seemed that Zheng Lin couldn't hold back......

This time, Zheng Lin didn't dare to stay longer, so he fled without stopping.

Wu Hai also trotted away with tears and laughter.

Chase these two flies away. Li Xu continued to lecture, but no one dared to talk more, especially those international students in the United States, who didn't dare to let go of a fart.

……

After class, Li Xu went back to the villa directly.

As soon as he returned to the villa, he saw the nanny Aunt Lan impatiently circling around the door, Li Xu walked over and asked, "Aunt Lan, what are you doing here?"

"Uncle, I have something at home that I need to go back to, but I can't get through by calling Miss to ask for leave, and I don't dare to leave. Aunt Lan said urgently.

"What don't you dare to leave here, Aunt Lan, you go home and deal with things, I'll tell her when Shanshan comes back." Li Xu said with a smile.

"Really? Thank you, Uncle. Aunt Lan said excitedly.

"Of course it's true, you can go back quickly. Li Xu waved his hand and said.

"Uncle, Miss will finish dinner when she comes back in the evening, can you cook a meal for Miss. I really have an urgent matter at home, otherwise I will be ready and leave. Aunt Lan said embarrassedly.

"Okay, I'll do it, you can go. Don't delay you. Li Xu said with a smile.

Nodding, Aunt Lan hurriedly left.

Li Xu walked into the villa, thought about it, and picked up the phone and called Qiao Shanshan.

……

Qiao Shanshan was in a meeting, and suddenly the mobile phone on the table rang. Qiao Shanshan frowned slightly, and was about to hang up directly, but when he saw that the caller ID showed Li Xu, Qiao Shanshan's hand that was about to hang up the phone suddenly froze.

Hesitated for a few seconds. Qiao Shanshan said to the executives in the conference room: "The meeting is suspended for ten minutes, everyone should take a break." ”

After finishing speaking, Qiao Shanshan answered the phone.

As soon as it was connected, Li Xu's voice came from the mobile phone: "Wife." Aunt Lan has an urgent matter at home at home, what do you want to eat at night, I'll make it for you. ”

Hearing Li Xu actually call his wife, Qiao Shanshan's heart trembled slightly. A layer of red glow was directly printed on her pretty face.

The executives in the conference room were all shocked when they saw this scene, they had never seen such a shy expression on Mr. Qiao's face!

Don't...... Joe is always in love?

Qiao Shanshan realized that he had lost his temper and hurriedly returned to his cold appearance. said: "Whatever." ”

"Whatever, whatever, I haven't heard of it. Li Xu said mischievously.

Qiao Shanshan hung up the phone directly.

Looking at the group of executives, Qiao Shanshan said: "This is the end of today's meeting. I'll talk about that tomorrow. ”

After speaking, Qiao Shanshan got up and went back to the office.

Putting down the papers, Qiao Shanshan looked in the mirror, sorted out his clothes and prepared to go home. She didn't even realize that she was so desperate to go home.

"Mr. Qiao, the dinner with the CEO of Thornla Company in the evening and the customization of the cooperation rules, the time is coming soon. The secretary looked at Qiao Shanshan and said.

"Cancel it!" Qiao Shanshan said.

"Huh?" The secretary showed an incredible look on his face, "Mr. Qiao, the company is not easy to fool, if you cancel the dinner party at night, I'm afraid that it will ......."

Qiao Shanshan said directly: "It's okay, I will personally explain it to the CEO of Thornla Company!"

After speaking. Qiao Shanshan couldn't wait to leave.

The secretary looked at the back of Mr. Qiao leaving, and his eyes were full of doubts, "What's wrong with Mr. Qiao today?" She usually puts business first, but this contract with Tesla involves a big project of hundreds of millions of dollars. After several months of negotiations, it was finally negotiated, but now Mr. Qiao answered a phone call and directly released the pigeons of Tesla?"

It's weird to die!

……

Qiao Shanshan returned to the villa. As soon as he opened the door and was about to go in, he saw Li Xu carrying a bag and preparing to go out.

Looking at each other, Li Xu and Qiao Shanshan were slightly stunned.

Li Xu looked at Qiao Shanshan and said, "Huh, why are you back?" I thought you hung up to tell me you weren't coming back, but I didn't expect you to come back faster!"

"Are you going to go out?" Qiao Shanshan's brows furrowed suddenly, "Didn't you say you cooked for me?"

"No, you just hung up the phone, I thought you didn't want to see me! I thought to myself that if you ignore me, forget it, if you don't eat, I'll be my own, but when I opened the refrigerator and saw that there was no food, I was ready to go out to buy some food. ”

Li Xu looked at Qiao Shanshan and said with a smile: "Who would have thought that you would go home directly, it's quite fast." Are you hungry, or are you on a plane?"

Hearing Li Xu say this, Qiao Shanshan's pretty face turned red instantly, and she said embarrassedly: "There is nothing to deal with in the company." I went straight home. ”

Seeing that Li Xu was about to say something, Qiao Shanshan directly interrupted him and said, "You wait for me here, I'll come right away." ”

After speaking, Qiao Shanshan trotted to the second floor.

"Ah, what do you mean?" Li Xu shouted at Qiao Shanshan's back.

It's just that Qiao Shanshan walked into the room without looking back.

"What the hell are you doing?" Li Xu frowned slightly, he didn't know what Qiao Shanshan was playing!

Qiao Shanshan didn't let Li Xu wait too long, and soon, Qiao Shanshan came down from downstairs.

Li Xu was directly stunned.

Qiao Shanshan went upstairs to change clothes, and changed into a tight T-shirt and short skirt, sexy don't want it.

Li Xu's saliva was about to flow out.

"What are you stunned!" Qiao Shanshan looked at Li Xu and said, "Let's go!"

"Ah, let's go, what are you going?" Li Xu was stunned.

"Aren't you going grocery shopping?" Qiao Shanshan said.

"Huh?" Li Xu was even more stunned, and said with his mouth pulled: "Are you going to go grocery shopping with me?"

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