Chapter 579: Nonsensical

originally thought that it was still a hard-fisted actor, but originally thought it was another masterpiece of kung fu, but it became a seemingly random plagiarized work, such a contrast, even these fellow villagers who regard Lin Mu as their own family on weekdays can't accept it. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

But this couldn't be accepted, and it was quickly crushed because of Lin Mu's sudden change in expression.

In the movie theater, because of Lin Mu's appearance, and during the buzzing discussion, the two policemen with flashlights directly destroyed the atmosphere of "future soldiers shocked to appear".

"Did you call the police?

The tense cold face shrank into a ball all of a sudden, and Lin Mu, who was shivering in the cold wind, let everyone see what it means to really change face, and the atmosphere changed at that moment, directly from high coldness to comics, but people couldn't find any sense of disobedience in their hearts.

In the ordinary conversation, Lin Mu hugged his chest: "Sir, I am voluntary......"

The older policeman looked puzzled: "Volunteering? What does it mean to be voluntary, man?"

Then Lin Mu calmly recounted his behavior of being robbed by a homeless man, and after his clothes and wallet were looted, he kindly gave his underwear to the other party.

"But I'm afraid that I'll be arrested and put in jail, saying that I'm naked in a public place, so I'm going to call the police first and want to explain to you, that's all. ”

With a slightly aggrieved voice, the older policeman was directly stunned, and in the small eyes narrowed into a line, the two shining eyes seemed to be looking at a mentally handicapped child, and even the young policeman next to him was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth.

"Haha!"

The female teacher sitting in front of her finally couldn't bear it anymore and laughed out loud, and after hearing the police call the General Bureau, saying that she had found an exhibitionist, she covered her stomach with laughter, and in the winter, she was as happy as a little girl.

"Oh, I can't do it, this Lin Mu is too funny, and he called the police first, just to show that he is not an exhibitionist? Haha! This stinky boy, now he is still blowing a cool breeze with his bare ass, and he also says that he is not a pervert or pervert? It's too funny! Slightly mentally retarded, and obstructing official business? Haha, police Shu Huang, arrest him quickly!"

The first laugh in the audience, as if something was turned on, some young audiences in the theater who have a strong ability to accept it have already laughed, this new way of comedy laughter, from lines to acting skills, can not find any loopholes, each character is playing his role very seriously.

It's just this kind of "seriousness", and when you get some of it, it produces a certain chemical reaction, which makes people laugh endlessly because of this picture, and the deeper you think about it, the more you laugh.

Give all the underwear to the robbers, so that the other party will feel that there are still such kind people in this world?

Wang Peng couldn't laugh when he saw this cut picture for the first time, and he kept wondering why Lin Mu only let the director be on the scene that night, but he didn't expect to shoot such a scene.

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The young audience accepts it quickly, but the older audience can't accept it, such a novel and funny way, or a bare ass, how can it be a little too nonsense!

Some old people who really couldn't stand it turned around and left, not many, more than a dozen.

And those who thought that Lin Mu was their hometown, and the elderly audience who thought that they had finished supporting it, didn't get up and decided to watch this movie before leaving.

A crowded small tea restaurant, although it is a little unfamiliar with the layout of Guangdong and Harbour City, but the scene of eating at the most ordinary street food stalls still makes the audience accept it at once, and this relatively clean and tidy environment is indeed a little better in viewing.

"Boss, next time you go to a place so far away from Beitou, don't let me go again, there is a ......"

"The heavens will greatly hurt the people, and they must first suffer their minds, starve their bodies and skin, and strain their muscles and ......bones."

Such a serious exploitation of employees, but can be said so righteously, and it sounds quite reasonable, it seems that this is still a famous sentence that Lin Mu once said, those who did not leave, some of them were embarrassed on their faces.

In this ordinary town, at such an old age, and with the money and mood to watch movies, they are basically the kind of shopkeepers who mix well, and they don't use all kinds of strange reasons to manage the people they hire on weekdays, and when I see a shopkeeper who is even more shameless than himself, he says such shameless words in the movie, as if he sees another self, and while feeling embarrassed, he can't help but laugh out loud.

Even those who are still resisting the impulses in their hearts are slowly opened up by this kind of picture.

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The plot develops slowly, because the owner of the shop doesn't want to change the soup for the customers, and still wants to get back the money for the meal, he works with the crowd, a group of people beat a non-existent fly, and even Lin Mu smashes the beer bottle, just like the posture of those street gangsters in the world's most common Hong Kong and Taiwan movies......

The exaggerated technique caused the audience to laugh constantly.

From the embarrassment at the beginning, it quickly turned into a good audience response now, and the theater manager on the side couldn't help wiping the sweat on his head and completely relieved.

Perhaps these viewers will not see until many years later, when they re-watch the movie after an unknown number of times, that the male protagonist works desperately for the store, but is frantically beaten by the store owner because a five-cent beer bottle is broken.

Such a deep real consequence has not yet been noticed by these audiences, they laughed because of the shamelessness of the shop owner, laughed because the small role played by Lin Mu was flattened, and because the heroine kissed Lin Mu, and Lin Mu was so excited that his legs trembled, and he laughed all over his face when he drank saliva.

However, these laughter in the theater are intermittent and arise with the development of the story, and soon, the scene that can be said to be the first intensive laugh point of the film appeared.

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"If I can buy tickets for Feng Feifei's concert, will you go with me to see it?"

A simple flame of hope ignited, and Lin Mu instantly turned from a tea restaurant brother to a fanatical singer fan under the light music under the switch of the camera.

"Feng Fei Fei Feng Fei Fei, we love you! Feng Fei Fei Feng Fei Fei we love you!

A group of young and beautiful female fans in small short skirts waved around on the big white legs, and suddenly an old man with a headscarf popped up, looking very serious, but he walked into the crowd and waved his arms: "I love Su Che! I love Su Che!"

When he was beaten by Feng Feifei's fans with quilts, the audience in the theater also understood this stalk, and they laughed constantly.

In the entertainment industry in the past two years, Feng Feifei and Su Che are the two most powerful actresses, one became famous through "Dream Chaser", and then released several excellent songs, such as "Flying Away", with huge fans.

And another novice actress is Su Che, through the two heroines of "Shooting the Condor" and "Tangshan Brother", coupled with her simple and fairy-like temperament, she is also the goddess of dreams in many people's hearts. (To be continued.) )