Chapter Ninety-Six: Did You Elope Today?
Shanshi Culture Development Co., Ltd., founded on September 23, 2015, was co-founded by the great writer Su Shichen and his friend Wang Shan, and is mainly divided into five parts: Shanshi literature, Shanshi network, Shanshi game, Shanshi technology, and Shanshi education.
There are three parts under the Shanshi Network, such as Shixing Encyclopedia, Longyun Novel Network, and Shanshi Mall.
Shichen Encyclopedia is the largest search engine in China.
Longyun Novel Network is the largest online literary exchange place in China.
Shanshi Mall is the largest online shopping mall in China.
It stands to reason that what Shanshi Network wants to suppress, it basically suppresses it.
But the passage of "Elopement" is not an ordinary manuscript.
Even if the tree is big, even if the status is high, but in a place like the Internet, as long as it is not the Huaxia Zhengfu to make a move, how can it really cut off the news?
On this day, a game called "Did you elope today" suddenly appeared on Weibo, with nearly 10,000 topics and more than 100,000 searches, and it rushed to the top three of the hot search list.
The specific process of the game is also quite simple:
Find a piece of paper, write the two letters in "Elopement" on the front and back, put this piece of paper at home, and the gamer hides out the door and waits for the parents to call, and after everything settles, finally feedback the results on Weibo.
Every blogger who participates in the game will post a post called "Today I eloped".
I don't know who sent the first feedback Weibo, but after clicking in, it was all a Weibo from a teenage blogger, and the format of the feedback Weibo was basically the same.
At first, there were two photographs, taken on the front and back of the same paper, each with a very short letter.
followed by the blogger's confession: "Scumbag XXX worships the god Su Bai, today I eloped, and the results are as follows." ”
Behind it are the specific "results", and these so-called "results" are strange.
In addition to the fixed tears and hugs of my parents, some bloggers said that they ate their favorite Coke chicken wings, some said that they got a huge amount of pocket money, some said that they heard their parents say that they loved themselves, and some said that one day my parents would no longer be cold......
Finally, each blogger will conclude by saying, "Did you elope today?"
Every feedback on Weibo will attract an enthusiastic response.
The replies were also a group of young bloggers, either saying slogans similar to "Long live Su Shen", or applauding and celebrating this blogger, or saying an invincible 666 and diving again.
Looking at the replies to the feedback post, the vast majority of players are satisfied with the outcome of the game.
But among these game feedback posts carved out of almost a mold, the most popular one is a failed post.
The blogger named Wushuang Li Xiaoxian wrote in the results column: "Like everyone, I was hugged by my father and drowned in my mother's tears, they took me to my favorite Western restaurant for dinner, and repeatedly comforted me not to be sad about my grades, but ...... When I took out my report card, they beat me up, and now my ass and back are still hot. ”
As soon as this remark came out, the reply was full of screens, "What is beaten", "It's impossible", "Can't the white gods save you", "Blogger, are you kidding"......
Everyone who commented was incredulous and wondered if the blogger was lying.
A few minutes later, amid everyone's doubts, the blogger posted two photos.
One is a blue and a purple back.
As for the other one -
It is a report card that ranks first in the class.
"Wocao, we have a spy in the middle, quickly fork out. ”
"It turned out to be an evil school bully, and he should be beaten. ”
"Hey, it's too much for the big guy to come and rob us of the white god. ”
"The blogger is simply six, in case I occasionally maybe I took the first exam, and the cliff would not dare to play like this. ”
"The picture has been bookmarked, wax the blogger, hahaha. ”
The blogger explained in his reply that he originally thought that he did particularly well in the exam this time, and even if he waved a wave of his parents, he would not be angry, so he was itchy for a while.
Who knows that his parents scolded angrily while beating him: "Why did you do so well in the test", "You actually did so well in the test", "Asked you to give me such a good test", "You XX actually did so well in the test" Yunyun.
He said aggrievedly: "I didn't know that I would have done so well in the exam." ”
"If you fail the test, you won't lose money, and if you don't get beaten in the test, you will make a lot of money. But I obviously didn't fail the test but I was still beaten, so I'm going to lose Xiang, okay?"
This explanation drew another round of laughter, and the replies continued to endure.
Driven by him, some other netizens who did well in the test couldn't help but "elope" for a wave.
There is a lesson from this little brother who did particularly well in the test but was beaten particularly badly, and most of the other people who failed the test told the truth as soon as their parents called, and they would not wait for their parents to cry and be sad before taking out their report cards. After such an improvement, those who have not failed the test can also ensure their own safety while playing.
As a result, this "life-saving straw" exclusive to those who took the test has evolved into an entertainment project suitable for all people.
It was as if a fire was blazing.
From Weibo to WeChat, to Tieba and forums, and then to Didi and Didi.
Even the author himself, who realized it later, was burned.
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ps: Calvin has been stuck for a long time, this chapter is a little shorter, but it's fun enough, and I'll make up the four hundred words at the end of this chapter tomorrow