Extraneous brain holes

Note: I originally wanted to put it in the comment area, but I can't put it on all the time, so it's more convenient to simply put it in the text. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

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Game Dynasty Annual Event. This year's is the "Pan-Holy Grail War".

Presided over by one of the emperors of the dynasty, the Penguin, and his direct executor, QB, a mysterious white creature, travels to various worlds to gather contestants.

Liu Qi, the elder of the Council in charge of large-scale activities, personally undertook the specific details of the competition, such as venue arrangement, personnel selection, and live broadcast, and was directly responsible to His Majesty the Emperor.

Liu Qi: "Considering the intensity of the event and the cost of the venue, we selected the planet of the Dragon Ball World as the competition platform. ”

Emperor: "It's very well thought out, it will really reduce a lot of logistical burden, and it will be much easier to adjust the balance of combat power data." But if the Saiyans participate, it still doesn't make sense. ”

Liu Qi: "So all those who may annihilate the planet are excluded from participating." ”

Emperor: "Yes, so be it." ”

Liu Qi: "But Your Majesty, I still don't know something, why do you want to hold this kind of game with the 'wishing machine' as the ultimate reward? We all know that the so-called wishing machine is basically a meaningless thing. ”

Emperor: "But for the contestants, it makes sense. ”

Liu Qi: "But the Holy Grail is no longer enough to assume the function of the wishing machine? even if it is not polluted, its belly will not be able to fulfill the wish of the winner of the competition...... Did you, Your Majesty, repair and strengthen it?"

Emperor: "I didn't plan to use it, I didn't plan to use itβ€”although the name of this game is Holy Grail War, it would be more appropriate to call it 'Wishing Machine' War." As long as the prize is a wishing machine, it's fine. ”

Liu Qi: "Does Your Majesty have any other choice? The existence that can fulfill his wish is a rare treasure in the entire dynasty, right?"

Emperor: "Hehe, don't worry. I did find a better replacement...... The day before yesterday, I asked the blue fat man for one. ”

Liu Qi: "Uh...... Is that Your Majesty? I'm afraid that only you, who are also emperors, will be able to borrow precious items from him. ”

Emperor: "No, no, no, it's not too much trouble. Only fifty dorayaki were paid as a price. ”

Liu Qi: "......"

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On the empty and desolate Gobi Desert, a clearing has been roughly organized, and the surrounding rocks are scattered and arranged, vaguely enclosing a square area with a side length of more than 300 meters. In this area, the space is enhanced by technical means and can withstand considerable destructive power. From satellites in synchronous orbits, to spell effects such as water shadows and light mirrors, the field is focused in all directions.

The space rippled, and white figures continued to emerge around the venue, and QB broke through the air.

All the QBs looked up at some point in the sky together, their eyes meeting their emperor, and they said, "Contestants are invited, the passage is docked, and the projection begins to ......."

A loud march is played between heaven and earth, and in a simple, bright, repetitive tune, the door of a large amount of space opens out of thin air. Countless shadows and shadows stepped into it, and each of them exuded a chilling majesty.

QB made an "invite" gesture with a pair of long ears: "The Naruto World team 'Akatsuki' has arrived." ”

Next door to it, another QB: "The Reaper World Team 'Ten Blades' has arrived." ”

Both waves of centaurs walked out of the portal at the same time, and then noticed each other's presence at the same time. The large and deep chakra and spiritual pressure stimulated both sides to enter combat readiness at the same time.

There was a faint spark between the eyes meeting.

The tooth of the 10th blade pressed the hilt of the knife and looked fiercely: "Look at what!"

Not to be outdone, the dried persimmon ghost shark grabbed the shark muscles: "Look what's wrong with you!"

"Ding!" Aizen smiled and drew his knife, and said softly, "If you snoop on us, you will see the ...... of the Grim Reaper"

He held the slashing knife with his backhand, but did not make any further moves.

Xiao organized all the people who drew their weapons or prepared ninjutsu, ready to pounce.

"The game hasn't started yet, so please exercise some restraint on both sides. QB said, tilting his head.

The fox-faced Ichimaru Silver also tilted his head and said, "We didn't do anything." It's over there, it's about to start, right?"

Nagato's eyes were reincarnated, and he suddenly said, "Be careful, it's an illusion!"

Xiao all the staff reacted quickly, and at the same time, the seal condensed Chakra: "Solution!"

Then I realized that the enemies who had rushed in front of me just now were all my own people!

"It's a powerful illusion, and before I knew it, I was tricked. Deidara nodded, "The enemy is too cunning, huh!"

Aizen chuckled, "When did you get the illusion that this isn't a mirror?"

In the surprised gaze of everyone Xiao, Nagato suddenly made a move: "Shinra Heavenly Expedition!"

Defeat everyone in an instant!

Just as the Ten Blades were triumphant, the vision suddenly changed. The sky, and even the entire world, turned a dark red, and the entire Xiao organization was not knocked down, but suddenly turned into countless crows and scattered in a chaotic manner, and then reunited in place to form a human figure.

Itachi Uchiha: "Guess when you fell into my illusion?"

In both eyes, the kaleidoscope slowly rotated.

Not far away, two QBs sat side by side watching the two waves of centaurs they brought.

"Don't you have to stop them?"

"After all, I didn't really do it. ”

"So, the illusion duel is the most boring...... We don't feel it, we don't know what they're doing. ”

"It's embarrassing for them to just stand on either side, right?"

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QB recited, "The Pirate World Team 'His Majesty's Seven Martial Seas' has arrived. ”

"Why are there eleven people in the Seven Martial Seas?" Moonlight Moriah muttered dissatisfiedly.

"Because the World Government has sent all the people who have received the title of the Seven Martial Seas. Doflamingo grinned, "Even I've been released!"

The palm of his hand is open, pulling out colorful lines, and the clown is eager to try, unable to hold back the violence in his heart.

"Hey, does that guy also use silk thread as a weapon?" An incomparably large door opened in the sky, and a huge Zieblin airship slowly flew out, and several people were now on the shell of the airship looking down.

QB loudly announced: "The 'Last Team' of the HELLSING World Team has arrived!"

Walterra, the grim reaper, tightened his gloves, silver wires fluttering across his fingertips.

"Monsters!ah, they're all monsters!" the Major looked feverishly at the teams below, feeling countless powerful and terrifying aura, "This is the real war!"

Hawkeye Mihawk ignored the huge sensation caused by the airship, and instead looked closely at the tenbladed people, looking at the various swords on their bodies. Then he turned his head disdainfully: "It's all a bunch of nominal swordsmen!"

QB announced: "The Hunter World Team 'Phantom Brigade' has arrived!"

Hawkeye Mihawk looked over here: "Hmm, there's a swordsman of a fair level here!"

The head of the regiment, Kurolo, glanced at him and said behind him, "Nobunaga, you are being targeted. ”

"Well, look at that look, it's quite a powerful swordsman. Nobunaga's expression was calm, and his palm inadvertently rested on the hilt of his sword.

"It's a pretty chaotic place. Hisoka looked at it with a smile, and then saw Doflamingo of the Pirate team, "There's a clown, too." ”

Doflamingo smiled wildly and made a defiant gesture, but Hisoka smiled and played with the playing cards in his hand as he continued to look at the other teams.

He saw the stalemate Ten Blades and Akatsuki, and noticed the Ichimaru Silver in it.

As if sensing his gaze, Ichimaru turned his head to look back. The two looked at each other and muttered at the same time, "I hate this squinting guy." ”

Luo came to Hawkeye Mihawk with a long knife on his shoulder: "Looks like you've found your target." ”

Hawkeye Mihawk said: "There are fewer and fewer strong people who focus on swordsmanship now. ”

Law shrugged, of course he knew that he was the kind of person who "didn't focus on the sword". Luo pointed to a door that had just opened: "Look, someone is here again, it seems that they are all people with swords!"

QB announced: "Team K World Team 'SCEPTER4' has arrived!"

Under the leadership of the Blue King Sect Statue Reiji, the men and horses dressed in cyan uniforms came out one after another.

Feeling the strong vigilance and hostility around them, the cyan sword of Damocles instantly appeared above their heads.

This means that the battle has begun! Awashima Shili snorted coldly and stepped forward: "Sword to sword, we will wait for the righteousness without haze!"

Luo was taken aback by their reaction: "It's a little too nervous." But it seems that they are not pure swordsmen as you would say. ”

There was a light in the bear's eyes that kept flashing: "After the analysis, it belongs to the power of some kind of flame." ”

"Flames?" Moriah grinned, "It's a pity, if only those great ones would have been able to handle them easily." ”

Another QB said: "The tutoring world team 'Six Hanging Flowers' has arrived!"

"In contrast, this team is also full of burning. ”

Another QB immediately announced: "The Great Sword World Team 'Great Sword' has arrived!"

A team of silver-eyed girls with a wonderful posture and a big sword walked out.

"Although there is a difference, it is indeed some kind of demonic aura. The high-speed sword Innelli narrowed her eyes and looked at the airship in the sky, "A large number of demons!"

Denisha smiled and said, "They're not the only ones to be noticed. Everyone present must be careful and not careless!"

QB announced again: "The Demon Tail World Team 'Twelve Shields of the Protector' has arrived!"

"Tsk, there's still an important war going on over there...... But they were chosen for this game......" Crimson Despair Irene grumbled dissatisfied.

"Well, forget it, as long as you win here, you can directly make a wish to defeat Akunororia, right?" said Winter General Imbel.

QB said, "Ke...... Hmm, the Conan World Team 'Distillery' arrives at ???"

Through the open door, a black Porsche 356A slowly pulls out.

The car door opened, and two men in black stepped out. Gin silently lit a cigarette.

Vodka looked around: "Big brother...... These guys' painting style is wrong......"

Gin: "......"

Vodka: "Big Brother...... It's too dangerous here, so let's go back to Earth......"

Gin: "......"