Chapter 420: There is a kind of self-introduction called Wu Shixun

The less likely a person is to get sick, the harder it is to get sick once in a while.

This time, after being sick for five days, Bian Baixian's body really recovered, and now except for a little runny nose, all other physical indicators have returned to normal.

And the first thing this iron rooster did after he got sick was - collect the rent!

"If you're well, it's a sunny day......"

Lu Liangren, who was reading on the sofa, was startled by the sudden sound coming from behind, and when he turned around, Bian Baixian was standing behind the sofa with an umbrella and looked at her coldly.

Seeing Lu Liangren's red eyes from crying, Bian Baixian pouted helplessly and snatched the book from her hand.

"This kind of book can make you cry, stupid woman!" unceremoniously knocked the book on her head, Bian Baixian threw the book back again, ignoring Lu Liangren's hurried action of picking up the book, he shook the water droplets on the umbrella, and said: "Judging from the weather in the past few days, the 'you' in the book is probably not better, mourn." ”

"In vain!" Lu Liangren pouted dissatisfiedly, she was so moved here that she didn't want to, but as a result, Bian Baixian set up a flag as soon as he came back.

"Hmph!" "It's Saturday, most of the tenants are at home, the rent is going well, and he threw a stack of red Grandpa Mao into the drawer, and Bian Baixian pulled out another one, "I'll go downstairs now to buy vegetables, you stay at home obediently and don't go out, and you are not allowed to read this kind of book that cries tears, so I'm really bored, so I'll revisit your president series." ”

"But I've read that set of books eight times. ”

"Just your seven-second memory goldfish brain, you can't remember it after watching it eighty times, go, relive it again!"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Oh good. ”

Lu Liangren could only put down "If You Are Well, It's a Sunny Day", and walked into the room to get the set of president essays on the bookshelf, all kinds of presidents and all kinds of pets, which can make people sweet to death.

"Bang!"

Hearing the sound of the door closing outside, Lu Liangren sighed faintly, her younger brother is really getting more and more domineering, and she never cares what books she reads when her parents are there.

"Let me see, "The President's Cute Ex-Wife", "The President's Stand-in Ex-Wife", "The President's Domineering Ex-Wife", "The President's Loving Ex-Wife", ...... These CEOs are all sick, and they are all involved with their ex-wives, so why did they go earlier? Why do men always know that it is better to be their own wives after they are divorced, and they are cheap!"

"Well, this one? no, it's better to have this one, and this one is not bad...... Alas, the heroines in the book have a really good life, the male protagonists are all over 180cm tall, first-class figures, super handsome, not only have a good family background but also make money, can cook and have a mood, and know how to create a little romance, no matter what the character is, but it is absolutely obedient to the heroine...... Such a good man, why haven't I seen any of them in real life?"

Sighing very much about her miserable life, Lu Liangren continued to choose books, and at this time, she suddenly heard a loud noise in the hall outside, as if something had fallen to the ground.

And if she heard correctly, she could make such a huge golden sound, and what fell should be - her Smoketooth?!

"In vain, I'll just say that this kind of nail hanging on the picture frame can't hang my Kaoru teeth, and you still ...... Ahhhh!!!!h

"MAMA, DON'T SCREAM. A glutinous milk bag sounded.

"Who are you, who are you? Why are you in my house, and...... And...... And I haven't got my clothes on yet!!"

Lu Liangren blushed and half-opened his eyes, trying very hard to control his gaze and only look at the other party's upper body, this strange boy has a very handsome face, milky white skin, milky white skin, eyes smile in the shape of a crescent, the corners of the mouth are upturned and cute, which can simply sparkle people's eyes.

Lu Liangren dared to swear that if she saw such a handsome young man under other circumstances, she might be thrilled.

But now this handsome little guy is full of fruit, laughing and walking towards her, and shouting sweetly: "MAMA, I miss you so much!"

Lu Liangren screamed and retreated, but the wall blocked the way to retreat, so she had to make an ostrich and use a book to block her entire face.

"Don't come, don't come! Help!!"

Lu Liangren was about to cry, why did she encounter this kind of exhibitionist pervert when she stayed in her own home, she really didn't know what to do in the face of a naked boy, when would she come back in vain, she was about to lose it.

Sensing Lu Liangren's resistance, the boy stopped in front of her, opened his mouth helplessly, and shouted again: "MAMA......"

"Ahβ€”β€”! you hurry up, if you don't leave, I'll call the police!" "Yes, if you have something, you can find the police uncle."

"MAMA, it's me, don't you know me?" the boy's milk bag voice was full of grievances.

"Who are you?!"

"I'm Kaoru. ”

"Wu Shixun?!I don't know you, you go, you go quickly!!"

The boy stood in place, looking at the girl in front of him who used books as shields, and only felt that the memories of getting along with him had become shadows.

Since the boy was born, he has never felt so uncomfortable for a moment.

The girl pulled him out, and forced him to confess with fire, and then they lived together and fought together, and now he finally saved enough energy to transform into a shape, but in exchange for the other party's "I don't know you".

Damn, you are rare to meβ€”β€” The boy turned around and walked away angrily, and when he walked through the living room, he saw Bai Xian's clothes drying on the balcony, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, the clothes were blown down by the wind and automatically flew into his hands.

The boy quickly put on Bian Baixian's clothes in a huff, he was going to run away from home, and he would not come back in the future, never again!

After getting dressed and opening the door, the boy looked back at Lu Liangren for the last time, hoping that she would repent.

But no.

Lu Liangren still buried his head behind the book, his posture did not change at all, and he cried with his eyes closed: "Woo woo, you go! Hurry up! If you don't leave, I'll call you back to beat you in vain!"

Boy: "......"

He dragged his heavy steps down the stairs step by step, and walked out of the alley in a trance, towards a destination he didn't know about.

Bian Baixian, who came back from grocery shopping, had a lollipop in his mouth, and couldn't help but look at the strange boy walking towards him several times, until the other party turned a corner and disappeared, he muttered softly: "Why is this person's clothes exactly the same as mine." ”

Back home.

"Why don't you close the door, stupid woman, why are you crying again? Come here, let me see what book you're reading?"

"Lu Liangren, you don't have anything wrong with your brain, now you can even see President Wen crying?

"Hey, where's the outfit I wore on the balcony?!"