"Where is the twenty-ninth class of the first grade?" Zhang Xuefeng stood on the rostrum, looked at the empty area of the crowd, and shouted loudly with a microphone. The students on the playground are seated according to each grade and class, and there is a vacant space in the middle that is very conspicuous, and you can see it at a glance when you stand on the rostrum.

The students sitting on the playground were noisy and noisy, some complained about the hot weather, some complained about how they didn't start early and finished early, and some complained that Class 29 dragged them to bask in the sun. Although there is a small hall and a large auditorium in the school, it is impossible for any one of them to accommodate four or five thousand students, so they can only choose to open it on the playground. And the opening ceremony is usually not held at the beginning of the school year, and it is generally held after a week or two of classes, but in fact, it is just for the leader to say a few irrelevant nonsense. If the weather was cooler, students might still feel cool and lazy, but today's weather is really killing them.

The head of the first grade walked up to Zhang Xuefeng and whispered, "Director Zhang, Teacher Ye said that the students in their class are going to class, so they won't come." ”

"Fart!" Zhang Xuefeng roared angrily, but forgot that he was still holding the microphone in his hand, and a dirty word and two dirty words suddenly resounded throughout the playground.

The students on the playground were silent for a moment, and several other school leaders sitting on the rostrum frowned, and You Cunxi said loudly: "Director Zhang, pay attention to your words and deeds, the students are watching."

As if he could feel the gaze of the students in the audience, Zhang Xuefeng's face was blue, and he whispered to the grade director next to him: "You go and call Ye Huai'an to me!

The grade director who became a punching bag complained bitterly in his heart, and he couldn't wait to slap himself, isn't this looking for a cigarette by himself! Hurriedly hid aside and called Ye Huai'an.

Ye Huai'an was lying in the lounge eating popsicles, and the group of thugs who were making trouble didn't know how they got out, as if they weren't known by the school, and he was naturally happy and relaxed when no one made trouble for him. But think about it, the captain of the dignified Blue Dragon Club was beaten like this by a girl, and the Blue Dragon Club can't afford to lose this person, so he can't hide it. Ye Huai'an received a call from the grade director and said casually: "What kind of opening ceremony is there if you don't sit in the classroom on such a hot day?"

The head of the grade is a fifty-year-old man named Liu Chunhong, short in stature, bald and glasses, relatively shrewd, good at flattery, not very likable. Hearing Ye Huai'an's indifferent tone, Liu Chunhong said angrily: "I don't care if your students come or not, but Director Zhang is now telling you to come over immediately, you don't want me to carry the black pot for you!"

"Okay, okay, I'll come right over. Ye Huaian hung up the phone, unhappy in his heart, why did you ask you to carry the black pot for me.

After eating the popsicle slowly, Ye Huai'an walked downstairs slowly, and just arrived on the fourth floor, he saw Jiang Yingwen and Gao Junhui walking out of the biology laboratory with pale faces, Ye Huai'an was puzzled: "Jiang Yingwen and Gao Junhui, are you two in biology class?"

The two of them lost their souls as if they had seen ghosts, and they were startled when they heard Ye Huai'an's voice, and quickly shook their heads and said, "No, no, let's come and go around." After speaking, he sped up his pace and fled in front of Ye Huai'an, and Gao Junhui also slipped and almost fell.

Ye Huai'an walked towards the biological laboratory with some doubts, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw a person in a white coat inside with his back to the door, holding a firewood knife and chopping something, without looking at the back, he knew who else could do this kind of thing besides Sha Shi!

Ye Huai'an's face was sweating, and he didn't know if he was born or quietly closed the door and left, Sha Shi suddenly turned around, his white coat was stained with blood, and he was wearing a mask on his face.

"Hehe......" Ye Huai'an didn't know how to express his feelings except for these two words, and asked with some worry: "Sha Shi, what are you doing with such a big firewood knife? There shouldn't be such a big knife in the school, right?"

Sha Shi turned sideways to reveal the operating table behind him and said: "I just bought a cow's head, I originally wanted to disassemble and study the cow's brain, but I didn't expect the bones to be too hard to pry open, so I got a firewood knife, does the teacher have any good suggestions?"

Ye Huai'an saw that there was really a bull's head the size of a basketball behind Sha Shi, and even the horns on his head were still there, but the skull was knocked to pieces, and the eyeballs were also gouged out, revealing the bloody eye sockets inside. Ye Huai'an's stomach tumbled, and he shook his hand and said: "You are an expert in this area, you better figure it out by yourself, the teaching director is looking for me, I'll go first!" After finishing speaking, he closed the door and rushed downstairs, he understood why Jiang Yingwen and the two looked like that just now, and now his expression is similar.

When Ye Huai'an arrived at the rostrum, both the teacher and the students were already very impatient, Zhang Xuefeng saw Ye Huai'an coming alone and said angrily: "Teacher Ye, where are the students in your class!"

Ye Huai said, "Ah, didn't Director Liu tell me to come alone?"

Zhang Xuefeng immediately glared at Liu Chunhong, he meant to ask Ye Huai'an to call their students together, and now Ye Huai'an has a fart to come alone!

Liu Chunhong suddenly complained bitterly, and secretly scolded Zhang Xuefeng for not being a thing, obviously you only said Ye Huai'an, but now it is on my head. But he didn't dare to say this, so he had to bow his head and admit his mistake.

"Teacher Ye, as a student of No. 76 Middle School, don't you students from Class 29 even come to attend the opening ceremony?" Zhang Xuefeng opened his mouth and taught Ye Huai'an a lesson.

Ye Huai'an took out a fan and fanned it and said, "Director Zhang, all the classes of our twenty-ninth class are only one a week, you let them come here to attend the opening ceremony, so what about this afternoon's class? If there is really anything important, you tell me, I will tell them at that time." ”

"It's nonsense! Can students not eat when you eat?" Zhang Xuefeng remembered the incident of accidentally swearing with the microphone just now, and this time he didn't even say swear words, pretending to be a literary fan.

"Crooked! When Director Zhang farts, do students have to smell it?" Ye Huaian said disdainfully.

"You just fart!" Zhang Xuefeng's eyes were red, his face was full of oil, and the swear words that he had just restrained came out, no wonder, of course Ye Huaian couldn't help it when he said this!

Ye Huaian immediately smiled gently: "Director Zhang, don't be angry, isn't that an analogy for me." In other words, I fart, do you have to smell it, Director Zhang?"

This is indeed a change of expression, but no matter how you listen to it, it feels like I have to smell your fart, Zhang Xuefeng's face turned from blue to black, black and purple stretched out his hand and pointed at Ye Huai'an, trembling with anger and unable to say half a word. You Cunxi, who was sitting on the side, couldn't stand it anymore, and said loudly: "Director Zhang, since the students of Class 29 didn't come, forget it, the students below have been waiting for almost twenty minutes, and the early start of this big sun will let the students go back to the classroom to rest early." After speaking, he glared at Ye Huai'an.

Ye Huaian hurriedly shrank his head and hid to the side, Zhang Xuefeng covered his chest and kicked for a long time before glaring at Ye Huaian fiercely and walked onto the rostrum, standing in front of the microphone and starting to officially hold the opening ceremony: "Good afternoon, school leaders, teachers, and students, today, we will usher in the opening ceremony ......of the 76th Middle School and the 5th Middle School."

As soon as Zhang Xuefeng took the stage and picked up the manuscript, the classmates in the audience complained bitterly, and this was another time to talk at length for several hours! Ye Huai'an also felt inexplicable, why he usually spoke well, but when it came to the speech, he had to say two words at a time, three words at a time, which was purely a waste of time.

The curtain exploded for seven or eight minutes, followed by the raising of the national flag, the playing of the national anthem and the release of ceremonial flowers, although it was not visible during the day, and then the speech of the principal You Cunxi and the speeches of various school leaders, which lasted for more than two hours and was not over. Ye Huaian thought that You Cunxi would finish speaking very concisely, but he didn't expect to say a lot of so old-fashioned.

In fact, You Cunxi has no choice, these opening ceremonies are actually to be recorded, if it is too brief, it will be criticized from above, it must be detailed and comprehensive, etc., anyway, a pair. Just when Ye Huai'an was about to fall asleep sitting on the chair next to him, the audience suddenly remembered an exclamation, and then there was a commotion!