Looking at the teacher on the podium, I was a little confused.

What's going on?

I was arresting criminals at the border just now, why did I come to the classroom?

Where's my gun?

I felt around my waist, I didn't touch the belt, my hand was in my pocket, what was it, a little square, a magazine?

No, it's too small, take it out and look at it, it's actually an unopened "big" bubble gum!

I looked left and right, in the classroom, there were familiar and unfamiliar students, wearing simple blue and white school uniforms, all listening carefully, on the back blackboard, "decisive battle for the high school entrance examination" four big words, particularly eye-catching.

This is, the classroom of the third year of junior high school?

I looked at the top right corner of the desk again.

"If you don't work hard in the high school entrance examination, it's better to go home and farm."

The motto of the silly X.

Well, I engraved it "back then".

I turned my head and looked at the beautiful woman at the table: "Hey, am I dreaming?"

She pursed her lips contemptuously and whispered, "Are you daydreaming again?"

I reached over and pinched her thighs and rubbed them, it felt real, as if I wasn't dreaming.

"Ahh

"What's your name?" I asked, looking familiar to her, but when the name came to her lips, she just couldn't remember it.

"You—you're sick!" she blushed and turned white, embarrassed and annoyed.

"What are you doing, you two?" the teacher asked angrily.

"Teacher, Tang Yi touched me!" the lesbian table rubbed the inside of her thighs and complained in a loud voice.

The eyes of all the students were focused, and after two seconds of silence, the classroom erupted into cheers like a pig farm.

"Tang Yi, you are so good, you even dare to touch the class flower, she is the object of Brother Bo!" The boy in the back seat patted me on the shoulder, gloating.

I look back, I know this person, Li Xiangyang, from elementary school to high school, we are both classmates.

"Woooooooo

"Don't cry, Han Meimei, Tang Yi will be responsible for you!" a lewd boy next to him said in a weird manner.

Han Meimei?

I think about it, that's the nickname of my tablemate, she is the representative of the English class, her real name, Han Meili, not only the class flower of my class, but also the school flower recognized by the school.

As for who "Bogo" is, I have a vague impression and can't remember it for a while.

"Tang Yi, get out of here!" the teacher roared at me from the podium.

I ignored the teacher and took a deep breath.

In the nasal cavity, there is a smell mixed with sweat, food, instant noodles, and stinky sneakers, and the smell of a classroom that has not been seen for a long time.

I took out the "songbook" in my bookshelf and flipped through it, and the handsome blue pen and water characters were handsome.

"Love You for 10,000 Years", "Kiss Goodbye", "Smiley Face", "Forget Love Water" ......

The last song is "Meet in 1998".

In the blank space of the lyrics, there are many photos of stars such as the Four Heavenly Kings, Little Tigers, Yang Yuying, and Mei Yanfang.

The class was still in chaos, and my memories were flooding back, so real, it really didn't feel like a dream.

"Tang Yi!"

At some point, the teacher came up to me, took a large wooden triangle in his hand, and smashed it into my head.

This teacher, I still remember, his name is Gao Wan, he teaches mathematics, he is known for his ruthlessness, and he often beats students.

I grabbed him by the wrist and kicked him down the narrow aisle of the desk.

This was my conditioned reflex, but considering Gao Wan's limited ability to resist blows, I didn't go all out, and it was also because I was now thin and weak, and my strength was limited, and after kicking him, I lost my balance and almost sat on the ground.

"You dare to hit the teacher!?" Gao Wan looked at me in surprise.

The classroom was dead silent, and even Han Meili didn't lie on the table and cried, looking at me like a monster.

"Tang Yi, you stupid B, you can cause big trouble this time!" Li Xiangyang whispered behind him.

"Really?" I smiled back and walked over to pull Gao Wan up, "I'm sorry, Mr. Gao, the shot was a bit heavy just now, are you okay?"

Now, I'm sure, it's not a dream, it's a reality.

Because in a dream, it is impossible to have the feeling of kicking people's feet as strong as just now.

Kicking people in dreams has always been, and I can't do it.

According to the "15 days before the high school entrance examination" on the right side of the blackboard, it should be around June 8, 1998.

I'm back 20 years ago!

Damn, I used to read rebirth novels, but I didn't expect that I was actually reborn......

Five minutes later, Director Liu of the Teaching Office reprimanded me, and the spittle of the training flew.

"Director Liu, are you finished?" I asked while he was drinking.

On the white porcelain cup, the small red lacquer characters of "Wofenggou Township Middle School" look very kind.

"If you're done, it's time for me to say it, right?" I asked with a smile.

"Poof!" the dean spat out a tea stalk, "What do you have to say? I'll help you draw a key point, beat! Old! Teacher! Expel!"

"But—"

"Shut up, you've been expelled, let your parents come over in the afternoon to pick them up!" Director Liu said impatiently.

I nodded thoughtfully: "Well, it's not impossible to be expelled, but you have to give me the right to freedom of speech as a citizen, right?"

The dean was stunned, took another sip of tea, and pouted: "Do you still understand civil rights?" Okay, you say, I see what ivory your dog can spit out of his mouth. ”

"Director Liu, my kick on Teacher Gao is a legitimate defense in the full sense. If I don't make that kick, his triangle will hit me on the head, and it will be a concussion, or a bloody head, and if he throws me into the hospital, it will be a criminal case. I helped Mr. Gao keep his job, and he has to thank me. I explained with a smile.

After speaking, I looked at Gao Wan who was sitting on the chair, and his face turned green with anger: "You-I, I beat you because you touched the thighs of the lesbian table and disrupted the order of the class first!"

"That's right, I admit this, and I'm willing to accept the school's punishment. I smiled, and then, stretching out my hand to Gao Wan, the smile on my face slowly converged, and turned into a cold eyebrow, staring at him.

This set of expressions is my usual routine when I used to interrogate prisoners, and it works very well.

"But! This does not constitute a prerequisite for your attempt to hit me on the head with a triangle board! I touched Han Meili, at most it constitutes X harassment, and I am a minor, according to the provisions of the Juvenile Protection Law, I can be criticized and educated. ”

"But you! Gao Wan, you are an adult, and you are a person with full capacity for civil conduct! You used an angular wooden tool to attempt to attack my head, and the intention of 'seriously injuring me' was very obvious, and you have already started to carry it out, but due to reasons other than your will, you have failed to succeed, and according to the criminal law, you should be punished as intentional serious injury (attempt), and fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years and not more than ten years!"

"As for you!" I didn't give them a chance to interject, and turned the finger on the dean.

"Director Liu, since I entered this office, you have been one-sidedly emphasizing the 'reasonableness' of Mr. Gao's beating of me, and is suspected of using intimidation to cover up the suspect's criminal acts! Cover, cover, sin!"

The dean of students held a teacup and looked at me dumbfounded.

I softened my tone and patted him on the shoulder: "However, don't worry, director, the crime of harboring is not so serious, not to mention that today's matter is not big, according to my experience, you will be detained for 15 days, at most a month, and you will be released soon." ”

There were five or six teachers in the teaching office, all of whom were shocked by my remarks, and the room was terrifyingly quiet.

In the 90s, the concept of the legal system was not so strong, and it was easy to be caught, and the students at that time were relatively simple, did not know how to argue with teachers, and would not protect their legitimate rights and interests.

After a few seconds of silence, an officer sitting behind the large square computer monitor suddenly tilted his head, pushed his black-framed glasses, and sneered: "Tang Yi, it's a pity that you don't write a novel, you can really make it up!"

He wanted to relieve Mr. Gao and Director Liu.

"Teacher, if you don't believe me, you can Baidu it, Article 234 of the Criminal Law, and Article 310. ”

I'm not talking about it, criminal law is a compulsory subject for our criminal police, and I have already memorized it.

The officer looked at me confusedly: "What is Baidu?"

"You don't know Baidu?" I asked, surprised.

Could it be that at this time, Baidu has not yet appeared?

"I'm sorry, I'm wrong, it's Google, Google!" I corrected.

Before Baidu, I remember, I used this search engine.

Bang bang, Director Zhu typed quite fast, and the monotonous web interface was reflected on the glass of his glasses, which was quickly browsed.

After a while, Director Liu asked softly, "Xiao Zhu, how is it?"

The officer surnamed Zhu swallowed his saliva and nodded at Director Liu: "What he said is word for word!"

I walked to my desk and picked up the red phone receiver: "Director Liu, my dad has a friend who works as a lawyer in the county, if else is there, let's talk about it when he arrives, I think it's time to call the police." ”

"Hey, classmate Tang Yi," Director Liu hurriedly came over, pressed the fork spring, and smiled at each other, "Misunderstanding, a misunderstanding, Teacher Gao and I are also responsible for you students for the good, right?"

"Yes, yes," Gao Wan also came over and smiled, "Tang Yi, I apologize to you, this matter...... Forget it. ”

I put down the phone, looked at their faces full of sincerity, and nodded: "Okay, the high school entrance examination is coming soon, and I don't want to cause such a big trouble, then, talk about expelling me......"

"What kind of expulsion? Didn't you say it, misunderstanding, misunderstanding! Okay, Tang Yi, go back, take class well!" Director Liu was like a plague and half-pushed me out of the teaching office......