Chapter 17: Beware of Civilization
The dumplings in her mouth were still her favorite shrimp flavor, but Xie Lai felt that she had chewed a piece of pork skin, and instead of liking it at all, she felt a little scary.
"You're a member of the Amazing Trick Team, the rookie team?" Shelley asked, his eyes widened and his cheeks puffed out, his tone full of disbelief.
As soon as He Zhao heard Xie Lai say that the team he had worked so hard to train and run was the 'rookie team', he suddenly felt like he had dried a bottle of old vinegar, his teeth were sore, he took a breath of cool air, and asked, "Is the amazing team that bad?" We are the strongest dark horse team in East Lake, known as the team of the East Lake national team, to tell the truth, in the mechanical revolution, which can only be a virtual hone tactical game, our amazing team's record can definitely rank in the top three, this is because we have only trained for half a year, if the training time is a year, we can definitely brush up the record, even if it can't become the first, it is definitely the second, you say this is the rookie team?"
Xie Lai blinked his eyes and asked a question that He Zhao couldn't answer at all, "If you guys are really that powerful, then why can't even I beat me?" Others boast that I have good skills and good tactics, but I know that I have a few pounds and a few taels, and those people are all watching the excitement It's not a big deal, I'm just a funny anchor in the mechanical revolution, and I don't rely on record to capture fans at all, how many times have the East Lake national team in your mouth been defeated in my hands?
He Zhao: "......"
"How about it, don't you have anything to say......" Xie Lai shook the braid on the back of her head, her face was full of small pride, she felt that the taste of fresh shrimp dumplings seemed to be back, "If you want me to say, your team is really not that good, it's not that I'm good, it's that you're too good." If nothing else, let's just say that in that five kills, I took a few girls who almost never won and whose level was only elementary school students, and beat your entire East Lake national team to the ground......"
Hearing the words 'fart and urine', He Zhao's brows twitched fiercely, and he poked the shrimp dumplings with thin skin and many fillings with chopsticks, seeing that Xie Lai was eating strangely, but he didn't have any appetite, "Don't say those four words, it's uncivilized." ”
Shelai: "???"
After carefully reviewing what he had said, Xie Lai realized what the four words 'uncivilized' in He Zhao's mouth were, and laughed out loud, so that he couldn't spray the dumpling filling that He Zhao chewed on his face.
He Zhao frowned and looked at Xie Lai, who was lying on the table and laughing like an artificial vibration instrument, and said with disgust, "What's so funny about this? You eat it quickly, I also gave you this dumpling, and I went out to buy something to drink." ”
After finishing speaking, He Zhao didn't give Xie Lai any chance to refuse, and directly pushed his large plate of dumplings in front of Xie Lai, and then quickly flashed out of the dumpling shop.
As soon as the cool breeze on the street blew, He Zhao's messy mind woke up, and he walked along the street, until he reached the door of the convenience store, and he didn't understand what happened to him?
Why did he ask Shelé out for dinner?
To be precise, why did Xie Lai appear in his heart from time to time after learning that Xie Lai was the 'obscene stream' anchor who killed their team five times?
Why would he want to watch Shelley's live stream uncontrollably?
Why does even if Xie Lai drives wantonly in the live broadcast, he doesn't think Xie Lai is rude, but thinks he is a little cute?
He Zhao couldn't understand, he felt that Xie Lai was like her routine of playing games, people could never guess what she would do next, and even attracted people's attention to her unconsciously?
After buying two bottles of water from the convenience store and carrying them in his hands, Hou Yi's evaluation of Xie Lai suddenly popped up in He Zhao's mind: "This anchor is quite evil." ”
Now that I think about it, Xie Lai is really evil, even if he can win the game unexpectedly, even if he starts a live broadcast, he can hook fans and can't stop.
He Zhao swept the two bottles of water in his hand and said with a smile: "It's really evil." ”
When He Zhao returned to the dumpling restaurant, Xie Lai was competing with her plate of dumplings, He Zhao looked at Xie Lai's appearance, and couldn't help but say to Xie Lai, "Xie Lai, are you really a bit evil?"
Xie Lai was stunned for a moment, the half-chewed dumplings were instantly stuck in her throat, and the sour and itchy feeling quickly filled, and she began to cough uncontrollably, until the whole dumpling coughed out of her throat, she felt a little better.
He Zhao unscrewed the water bottle and handed it to Xie Lai, his face was full of undisguised disgust, "How much do you love dumplings?" Don't worry, eat slowly, I won't rush you." ”
Xie Lai poured several mouthfuls of water, not showing the reserve and dignity that a girl should have, she explained to He Zhao while continuing to stuff fresh shrimp dumplings into her mouth.
"Hey, it's not that I like dumplings, I'm so hungry. Don't you know about Donghu Real Estate? Do you know the general manager of Donghu Real Estate? I don't know if it's a pervert, what kind of discrimination between men and women is engaged in the office, his office doesn't allow women to enter, but he has to ask me to find materials for him, and after I find it, I have to find another male assistant, so that I can send things in. It's the 21st century, and our general manager is probably still alive in the Qing Dynasty! You say that I'm not afraid of a female employee, what is he worried about?"
He Zhao's earlobes were slightly red, he covered his mouth and coughed, his eyes knocked around uncomfortably, "What if someone has something unspeakable?"
Xie Lai stuffed the last shrimp dumpling into his mouth, chewed it quickly and swallowed it, and poured a few mouthfuls of water, then he beckoned to He Zhao with a wink, and glanced around a few times as a thief, and after confirming that there were no employees from the same company around, he whispered to He Zhao, "I have two guesses, first, our general manager has taken a female worm at home, as long as our general manager and female employees come into contact, they have to kneel on the keyboard, kneel on the remote control, kneel durian, Kneeling on the washboard, and secondly, what are the ulterior habits of our general manager, such as office ...... Hey, it's disgusting to think about, I actually work in the same space as someone like that, and although there is a wall and a door in between, it's still unbearable to think about. ”
He Zhao: "......"
When did he marry his mother at home?
When did he have a special fetish that could not be heard?
Now he wanted to tell Shelai that he was the perverted boss sitting in an office just across the wall from Shelai?
What did he say!
If Schelai asked him why he didn't say it, how would he answer?
Said that he was just on a whim, so he transferred Xie Lai from the design team to the general manager's office?
Say you're just having a bad taste and want to play hide and seek with Sherley?
said that he had dismantled Shelley's little vest and felt that this game was very exciting, so he approved a small vest for himself, wanting to see when Shelley could demolish it?
Childish or not naïve!
He Zhao was very disdainful of what he had done today, which also made him once again aggravate his understanding of Xie Laizhi's 'evil sect'.
If it weren't for Shelai's evil sect, how could he do something like this that only young children would do?
Seeing He Zhao in a daze, Xie Lai snickered awkwardly, pushed He Zhao with his elbow, and asked, "Which guess do you think I am reliable?"
He Zhao seriously refuted the rumors for himself, "I don't think it's reliable." ”
Xie Lai shook her head, "How is it possible?" But as soon as she finished saying this, she thought of a third possibility, "Could it be that our general manager is particularly ugly? Ugly to the sky, angry and resentful, scared children crying at night? If that's the case, then I can understand him, but it's just that the gay man who helped me send the documents in needs to face that ugly and angry face every day, and I also need to face the somewhat extreme personality of our general manager, I don't know if I will have nightmares at night?"
He has a mother and a big worm, an ulterior fetish, and a very ugly look, Zhao feels that if he listens, he may be angry and have a heart attack.
"No, I know your general manager, he is single and unmarried, his behavior is frank and upright, he looks talented, handsome and extraordinary, and everyone who has seen him praises him for his good looks!" He Zhao praised himself without blushing and panting, and then realized that he had said a little too much.
Xie Lai sneered disdainfully, "What about you coaxing me? If our general manager is really as good as you praise, why is he ashamed to meet people? I just came to Donghu Real Estate, I don't know the specific situation of the meeting, I have to inquire tomorrow, is our shy general manager to be veiled like the ancient boudoir woman when he has a meeting?"
After making up the picture a little, Xie Lai felt that it was too spicy and easy to cause extreme discomfort to himself, so he automatically interrupted his brain supplement.
He Zhao became darker and darker, and simply poked a dumpling with chopsticks and stuffed it directly into Xie Lai's mouth, "You hurry up and eat, my plate of dumplings will also be handed over to you to solve, just look at your gobbling appearance, I don't know that I thought you were a starving ghost reincarnated, and I haven't eaten dumplings in three lifetimes!"
Xie Lai became angry when she heard He Zhao say this, she took a bite of the dumplings that He Zhao had stabbed into her mouth with chopsticks, and said hatefully, "It's not that the general manager who blames me? I only had the first day of internship today, and he asked me to work overtime! Do you say that there is something wrong with my general manager? He didn't arrange any work for me all afternoon, and before the end of the work bell, he crackled and stuffed me with a bunch of work, and specially explained that he would use it tomorrow." I worked overtime until eight o'clock, and I was already so hungry that my chest was pressed against my back, if you hadn't invited me to eat dumplings, I would have had to squeeze for more than an hour on the subway to go home.
After complaining, Xie Lai said to He Zhao very firmly, "He Zhao, I am now starting to tend to the second guess, my direct leader is definitely a person with a dark heart, otherwise he wouldn't have tossed me so much!
The smile on He Zhao's face stiffened little by little, and he felt that he would not be able to wash it away even if he jumped into the Pacific Ocean in the future.