Chapter 19: Delicious Chicken
After the two discussed the 'secret', the mother went out to buy wine, and the father kept pacing in the hall, and several times he wanted to talk and stopped, although Wu Xiaoyu thought it was quite funny, he still said: "Dad! I slept by myself last night, can you sit down?"
When Wu Youliang heard this, he relaxed slightly, sat down, and said with a cheerful smile: "Of course I know that you slept by yourself, why is this kid telling me this?"
Wu Youliang didn't bother to explain so much, took out the clothes he bought for his father, and said, "Dad, this is the clothes I bought for you, you can change them and see if they fit." ”
"Why do you buy this, you will spend money indiscriminately!" the father scolded, but he did not refuse to put on new clothes.
As the saying goes, people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, and after my father changed into this clothes, he suddenly felt a lot more energetic, plus he didn't cough much today, and the whole person was a lot younger.
When her mother came back from buying wine, she couldn't help but be taken aback when she saw this dress, Wu Xiaoyu handed her mother's clothes to her again, and was also scolded, but this scolding was a little sweet!
Wu Xiaoyu talked to her parents for a while, then went into the house, locked the door, urged the spell, and entered the fairy farm in the jade plate, and suddenly felt refreshed, and the hard work along the way disappeared.
He greedily breathed the air of this immortal farm, and suddenly felt that his mind was clear, and there was something circulating in his body, could this be the aura mentioned in the "Xuanyuan Canon"?
"Xuanyuan Canon" wrote that after practicing the Yin and Yang Longevity Formula for seven days, he could perceive the aura between heaven and earth, and he only practiced for two days, and then he felt that there was a spiritual qi turning, could it be that his talent was higher than that of Emperor Xuanyuan?
What he didn't know was that this immortal breeding farm was a thing of the immortal realm, in which the aura was not comparable to the earthly world, as long as it was a person who had cultivated a little, he could sense the aura turning.
Wu Xiaoyu made it to an unknown tree and began to practice the Yin and Yang Longevity Formula, introducing the aura into his body and making it travel between several meridians.
After cultivating for a while, I heard a knock on the door in my ear, and then I heard my mother shouting to kill chickens.
It's no wonder that the masters choose deep mountains and old forests to practice, inaccessible places, if they are like themselves, they are often disturbed, and I am afraid that they will gain nothing even if they practice for a lifetime!
Wu Xiaoyu stopped, urged the spell to come out of the jade plate, replied, 'Got it!' and opened the door again, and went out to catch chickens.
Almost every family in the countryside raises chickens, and Wu Xiaoyu's family is no exception, although there are only more than a dozen, there are endless eggs. If it weren't for the fact that she lied that she had dug up ginseng and sold it for more than 100,000 yuan, her mother would never have been willing to kill these chickens to eat.
As soon as Wu Xiaoyu walked to the side of the chicken coop, he saw these hens staring at him vigilantly one by one, "Don't worry! If you don't eat eggs today, Lao Tzu will eat you!"
As soon as he opened the coop, he saw a flock of chickens fluttering, and as a skilled butcher, he quickly selected the thinnest of the hens.
This is not because he is stingy and reluctant to catch fat chickens to eat, but wants to experiment with the spring water in the fairy farm, although the chapter on the fairy farm in the "Xuanyuan Canon" introduces that the spirit spring can be delicious and plump, but for ordinary livestock, what is the effect?
Wu Xiaoyu found a rope, tied the chicken's feet, sneaked back to the bedroom, locked the door as usual, and took a cup to urge the spell to enter the fairy farm again.
With his current mental strength, he can't fall wherever he wants, and when he enters the jade plate this time, he happens to fall on a fat pig.
This fat pig drinks the spiritual spring all the year round, gnaws on ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum and other medicinal materials, the pig's skin is smooth, the pig's hair is hard and straight, and he almost pricked him with blood.
What's even more dangerous is that after the fat pig noticed his presence, he began to run wildly, can you imagine what it is like for a fat pig to run at the speed of a cheetah?
Wu Xiaoyu tugged at the pig's hair tightly, trembling and sticking to the pig's back, and felt desolate in his heart, Nima! If this is a horse, Lao Tzu can comfort himself that he is a knight who tames a fierce horse, but you are a fucking pig! Where is Lao Tzu's face placed?
After a wild run, the fat pig may be tired, and finally slowed down, when Wu Xiaoyu was about to slide down the fat pig's back, this guy pulled, yes,!
Dressed in brand new clothes, just stained with pig dung, Wu Xiaoyu's mood can be imagined, damn, you did it on purpose, right? Sure enough, the fat pig grinned, smirked, and ran away again.
Does Lao Tzu, the director of the farm, still have any dignity? Is it any wonder that Emperor Xuanyuan wants to abandon you brutes? You wait for me, and when I achieve great achievements, I will definitely arrest you all and eat them.
Wu Xiaoyu had no choice but to take off this clothes, wearing only pants, and ran wildly in the direction of Lingquan, quite Wei and Jin style.
When he came to Lingquan, Wu Xiaoyu took out a water cup and filled it with water, and quickly urged the spell to 'escape' from here, and the hen lying on the floor of the bedroom saw a big living person disappear out of thin air, and appeared out of thin air, and immediately frightened 'cluck...... Giggle and shout.
When the mother heard this, she immediately shouted, "Xiaoyu, what are you doing with the chicken in the room? Didn't I say you should slaughter him?"
"Hey, this will slaughter ......" Wu Xiaoyu answered, then grabbed the hen on the ground, and scolded: "What is it called? No matter how much it screams, you can't escape the fate of being eaten by Lao Tzu!"
After saying that, he took out the water again, and poured it into the mouth of the chicken, and after filling a small half bottle, he found that the hair on the hen's body began to shine and be full.
Then the whole chicken began to fatten, and after just five minutes, the thinnest hen became the fattest, weighing four or five pounds.
When it no longer changed, Wu Xiaoyu carried the fat chicken out of the room. In a short time, a living hen will return to the earth and become a piece of meat without a dime.
At this time, the mother had already cooked a few dishes, just waiting for the chicken to be cooked, when the mother saw him carrying, so a fat chicken into the kitchen, couldn't help complaining: "You are really obedient, let you kill a fat one, you will pick up the fattest one?"
Wu Xiaoyu didn't say anything, and went back to the hall to watch TV with his father, just waiting for the fat chicken to be stewed before cooking.
Although there is no pressure cooker in the countryside, it is a large iron pot for firewood, and a fat chicken is stewed for more than an hour before it is fully cooked.
On weekdays, I finish lunch before 12 o'clock, but today's lunch starts at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
Wu Xiaoyu couldn't wait to sandwich a piece of chicken, put it in his mouth and felt extremely smooth, the meat was delicious and juicy, fat but not greasy, and the lips and teeth were fragrant, far from being comparable to ordinary chicken.
When my father tasted it, he couldn't help but be surprised, "Son, when did you learn to cook? The chicken stewed today is better than the one made in the restaurant in the city?"
When my mother heard him say this, she was a little embarrassed, and after tasting it herself, she felt that it was an indescribable delicacy, but she knew very well what kind of craftsmanship she had, so she asked Wu Xiaoyu: "Did this chicken catch it from our chicken coop?"