Why is China called by Westerners?

In fact, China is not an English word, but a Chinese pinyin, chi (eat) na (na)!

In Mandarin, work is not called work, it is called a job. Expulsion is not called expulsion, it is called firing squid or smashing jobs. If you are jealous, you are jealous, if you take advantage of it, you will be called eating tofu, if you are in trouble, you will be called eating lawsuits, and if you take advantage of others, you will be called eating kickbacks. Looking for someone who was not taken care of, it was called a closed door, and it was mixed until there was no money, and he said in a chic manner that the master was going to eat soil.

The scientific name of crayfish is crayfish, Du Niang encyclopedia says, this kind of shrimp has super reproductive ability, but when it comes to the land of China, in the end it can only be mixed to rely on artificial breeding so as not to cut off offspring.

When Xing Ye's "Mermaid" movie was released, many experts stood up and said that there must be no mermaids in the world! Why? Because the historical materials left by the ancestors have never recorded the cooking methods of mermaids.

As a Chinese person, the only thing I can afford but can't put down is chopsticks.

Ye Jiangfeng didn't forget his pursuit of food when he was depressed, and now he is not depressed, and his mouth is even more greedy. Lu Qing is a doctor of medicine, and female doctors are neither men nor women, and female doctors who study medicine must be excluded from even the camp of female doctors. But in the camp of foodies, there is never a distinction between academic qualifications.

These two goods have been in Hokkaido for a week, and when they come back, they don't talk about the scenery over there, let alone the humanities over there, the two of them speak in unison, and even the expressions on their faces are so consistent: "RB cuisine is okay to eat once in a while, and I almost didn't vomit after eating for a week." ”

What do you mean?

It was still Ye Jiangfeng who was direct: "Mo, I want to eat the dishes you cooked, Doctor Lu heard that you are very good at cooking, and she also wants to taste it." ”

"Oh, in two days, when I'm free in two days, I'll cook a big meal for you myself. ”

Ye Jiangfeng rolled his eyes: "I called Zhenzhen when I was out of the airport, saying that you were cooking a big dinner tonight, Zhenzhen was very happy to hear it, and said that she was also coming." ”

"Oh, so what?" Shi Mo immediately took out his mobile phone: "I'm buying vegetables now, it's too late!"

"Aren't you busy? Why don't I tell Zhenzhen and push it back two days?"

"Oh, no, this time, it's like a woman's **, squeeze it, you can always squeeze out a little, right, sister-in-law?"

Lu Qing covered his mouth and snickered.

Ye Jiangfeng slapped his hand: "Little rascal, is there a kind of waiting until the truth is true to say this sentence again?"

Shi Mo tilted his face and squinted his eyes: "What if you say it ten times?"

Ye Jiangfeng took out his mobile phone and adjusted it to the recording state: "Don't wait for the real thing to come, there is a kind of you saying ten times to the phone?"

"Ten times! What's wrong?"

Lu Qing's reaction was faster than Ye Jiangfeng's, and he would have already laughed out loud.

Ye Jiangfeng was still stunned: "It's not like this." ”

"Which one do you mean?"

"The time you just said is like a woman's ** ......"

"Brother Feng, you are such a scoundrel, just say it, and still record?"

Ye Jiangfeng was choked, pointed at Shi Mo and said fiercely: "If it weren't for the sake of the evening dinner, I would really want to kill you." ”

The bare hair is ruthless, and the mouth is powerful. Shi Mo put away his smile and suddenly proposed, "Why don't you eat dumplings at night?"

Where did Ye Jiangfeng guess what Shi Mo had in his stomach, and thought that Shi Mo was a serious idea, so he responded: "Well, the dumplings are not bad, but they are too troublesome." ”

Shi Mo smiled and said, "It's delicious, but dumplings, it's fun......"

Ye Jiangfeng and Lu Qing looked at each other, and suddenly had a feeling, boy, the two of us have been putting up with you for a long time, and we really can't bear it!

him, beat him, kill him.

Shi Mohaha smiled and endured the torture of these two mouths, and argued in his mouth: "What I'm talking about is fun, but rolling dumpling skins ......"

That night, in a villa, two men and two women, what are you doing? Don't think crookedly, what else is there but to eat?

And drink!

I haven't seen each other for a week, so of course Ye Jiangfeng wants to have two drinks with Shi Mo.

It's not a weekend, Liu Zhen is really afraid of delaying the next day's work, and Lu Qing also has to go to work, so these two beauties can only use juice as drink.

Liu Zhenzhen has known Lu Qing for a long time, but it is the first time to eat, Liu Zhenzhen has seen a lot of scenes after all, and Sister Qing sounds like calling her sister, which makes people feel comfortable.

The most comfortable in my heart is still Liu Zhenzhen.

The conflict between the third brother and his father has been troubled for so long, she is in a dilemma in the middle, saying that what her father did is wrong, the third brother is thirty-three or four years old, and he is still alone, it is not a matter of all, saying that the third brother has a problem, Liu Zhenzhen really can't get used to his father's virtue.

Now that the third brother has a sweetheart, Liu Zhenzhen feels very relieved to see the intimacy between the two of them.

But at the same time, there is a trace of sourness in my heart.

A Chinese face, thick eyebrows, a high nose bridge, and two angular lips like two knife carvings, Zhong Zhenxuan, my teacher Zhong, are you okay now?

Shi Mo's cooking skills have increased again, a table of dishes was eaten by two men and two women, and the stomachs of the four people were swollen, especially Ye Jiangfeng, who didn't even bother to implement the fixed procedure of two teas after drinking.

"That's it for the table, there will be a cleaning aunt to clean it up tomorrow, Qing, I'll send you back, and by the way, take a walk to digest it." Ye Jiangfeng hugged Lu Qing's waist and left lovingly.

Left Liu Zhenzhen and Shi Mo.

Licking his lips, Shi Mo opened his mouth, but picked up the pot of unboiled water: "Why don't you go to the bar to drink foreign wine again?"

Liu Zhenzhen glared at Shi Mo, but he wasn't really angry: "I heard the third brother say that night, but I didn't toss you enough?"

Shi Mo hurriedly explained: "That's not that I'm talking, it's ...... Alas, this Brother Feng, why is there a lack of a door on his mouth, I ......"

Liu Zhenzhen said angrily: "I don't blame you, I see that you are nervous." ”

Shi Mo sorted out his thoughts from the chaos: "I wanted to go into the house with you to clean up that day, but the door of your house blocked me, I had no choice but to wash in the river in front of your house, and as a result, I was locked up by the police station as a villain overnight, when I saw Brother Feng, I looked a little embarrassed, Brother Feng asked what was going on, and I ......"

Liu Zhenzhen kept looking at Shi Mo with a smile: "Third brother didn't misread you, I didn't misread you, you are indeed a good friend who is righteous, by the way, Shi Mo, you did something wrong today, do you know?"

Shi Mo suddenly became nervous again: "What's the matter? You say, I'll change it!"

Liu Zhenzhen smiled and pulled her hair: "However, you can't change this mistake, if you change it, we won't be happy." ”

"You're saying the food I made today wasn't tasty?"

Liu Zhenzhen sighed lightly: "You pimple, what I'm talking about is that the dishes you make are so delicious that they hold me up, do you say you made a mistake? I have to work hard to lose weight tomorrow." ”

"You don't have to lose it, you already look good like this, in fact, whether you are fat or thin, you can't hide your temperament. ”

Liu Zhenzhen giggled: "Here it is again, Shi Mo, you didn't answer me last time, you emphasize my temperament like this, do you mean that I don't look good?"

"Oh no. Beads of sweat oozed from Shi Mo's forehead.

If you want to praise a girl, Shi Mo has words in his stomach, but when he faced Liu Zhenzhen, all the words in his stomach disappeared.

"You're beautiful and ...... Prettier than anyone I've ever seen. ”

Although this praise was very uneducated, Liu Zhenzhen was still very comfortable listening to it, and the smile on his face became more cheerful: "Shi Mo, what month were you born? I remember that we were from the same year." ”

"I'm October, what about you?"

"I'm also October, what number are you?"

"Twenty-five, it seems that you are older than me. ”

"Then you can't call me Zhenzhen in the future, you have to call me Zhenzhen sister. ”

Sister Zhenzhen? Shi Mo brewed several back-and-forth in his heart, but he couldn't call out a sister.

After a few seconds of coldness, Liu Zhenzhen yawned: "The third brother won't be able to come back for a while, and I didn't drive here, so it seems that I can only call a car home." ”

"Oh, no, I'll send you. ”

"Do you have my third brother's car keys?"

"No, though, I bought a car, and the car was not good, but I was able to make do with it. ”

"Yo ho, yes, is it the money you made by trading stocks with my third brother?"

Shi Mo replied honestly: "Well, Brother Feng has taught me a lot, in fact, this car is still paid by Brother Feng!"

Liu Zhenzhen pursed his lips again, revealing an angry look: "The third brother is biased, I asked him to help me choose a few stocks, but he hasn't done it until now." ”

While chatting, he came to the garage, Liu Zhenzhen saw Shi Mo's Highlander, and exclaimed: "You still say that this car is not good, it is very beautiful!"

"A joint venture car can't be compared to your BMW. ”

"I didn't expect the joint venture car to do so well now, Shi Mo, let me drive it today, okay?"

How dare you say no? Shi Mo immediately handed over the car keys.

Liu Zhenzhen's driving skills are very good, although he is N grades worse than Ye Jiangfeng, but compared with the legendary female driver, Liu Zhenzhen is simply a professional male driver.

The car quickly drove downstairs to Liu Zhenzhen.

"Shall you go up and sit down?" Liu Zhenzhen invited.

"Oh, no, you have to go to work tomorrow. As soon as the words came out, Shi Mo wanted to give himself a hard mouth.

Liu Zhenzhen smiled: "Okay then, you also go back early and rest early." ”

Looking at Liu Zhenzhen's disappearing back, Shi Mo couldn't help it, and finally gave himself two mouths.

"Slut! Shi Mo, you are really a slut, such a good opportunity, you were buried like this!"

However, no matter how much you regret it, it's too late, where in this world is there a regret medicine that tastes good, Shi Mo could only sigh heavily, and then jumped into the car, and drove back in the direction he came from at a speed of no more than forty kilometers per hour.