Chapter 57: My Shouwu Ancestor has long been tired of being alive

I saw the South China Tiger lying on its side on the ground, raising one hind leg, and a urine arrow shot towards Qin Hao's front door.

Qin Hao was shocked, is this range so far? What a envy of all mankind! He hurriedly flashed his head sideways, and said in his heart: How can you big spotted cat play hooligans! You beasts have nothing left to do all day long except eat and sleep, what is so smelly and showy, hum!

"Hey, I said, why don't you leave, if you don't leave, you'll be late for a date, are you afraid of the tigress!"

The South China tiger slanted its copper bell and looked at this stupid human like an idiot.

Qin Hao was also speechless, how could this thing still learn to stare at people, couldn't it be that he was taken crooked by the gang of hooligan monkeys in front of the temple. Although I have a gun in my hand, I still feel quite hairy when I confront the king of the mountain.

He immediately raised his gun and threatened loudly: "Big spotted cat, I'm not welcome if you don't leave, in case you accidentally brush off the gun and break something that shouldn't be hit, don't regret it!"

"Besides, we don't have any deep hatred, brother, I just want to dig up a medicine, you're so strong, you don't need this thing, you can't rob me of this useless thing, right...... Seriously, I've eaten a lot of rats over the years, but this tiger, brother really hasn't tasted it! Although, you are known as a beast sitting in prison, but this barren mountain and wild mountains, there is no proof of death, don't really cheap me!"

When the South China Tiger heard this, he was also angry, and said in his heart: Master Tiger, as the first brother of the Chinese land, and I am still a first-class protected animal in China, you don't worship it, and you don't please it, but you dare to threaten me.

Hmph! You wilted bastard, don't you just want to make up for He Shou Wu, Lao Tzu won't give it to you! I saw a treacherous smile flash in the mouth of the South China Tiger, and one of them rushed and pounced on He Shou Wu, opening his big mouth and about to bite down.

Qin Hao shouted: "Stop!"

Hehe, Tiger Master, I have always kept my mouth and hands, and besides, don't you humans never admit that we beasts have hands, so how can I stop?

"Shut up!"

Hahaha, I'm just reacting now, it's too late! South China Tiger took it for granted that this was shouted by Qin Hao again, and laughed proudly.

"Get out of here!"

Huh? This doesn't sound right! How can it be so familiar......

"You lai-skin cat won't shut your stinky mouth again, believe it or not, I've broken it!"

"Eh, Wuzu is angry, Wuzu is angry, isn't this just a show to tease that little bastard, I don't know that Wuzu is here, it's really a crime to die!"

"Well, if you have made meritorious contributions to driving for so many years, it can be regarded as a crime. ”

"Wuzu Shengming...... But the little one is a little puzzled, Wuzu, aren't you deep in the treasure of the turtle's heart, how could you suddenly appear in the poor mountains and thin forests here?"

"It's really stupid to get on all fours! Can this be me, the ancestor Shenlong sees the head but not the tail, and you want to see my real body with you, the Laipi cat? This is just the ...... of the ancestor Forehead...... It's just the Nth clone!"

Wuzu suddenly found a very serious problem, it no longer knows how many doppelgangers he has, he has lived too long, is this a precursor to Alzheimer's disease, if this is the case, then it is better to die.

But...... I don't think I can die, and my ancestor and I haven't gone on a hunger strike once or twice. Alas, the whole world is dead, and I can't die anymore, it's really lonely as snow!

The South China Tiger interrupted his long-term thoughts, fanning the flames and said: "Then Wuzu, don't be cheap, this kid, he was going to dig you out and eat you just now, if he hadn't come to escort him in time, he would have succeeded! This kid has a thief's eyebrows, a sluggish expression, and is obviously lacking, he must be using Wuzu to do some dirty things!"

"Let's just say that you don't have a brain, the ancestor has great powers, how can an ordinary man be blasphemed! The ancestor just saw that he was pious, so he rewarded him with a chance to show his performance, and asked him to help the ancestor loosen the soil. Your dirt is really smelly and hard, as good as concrete, you have been rolling here with that tigress all these years, you are really not ashamed!"

"Hey, hey, Touzu's blessing, I appreciated the small half of the leaf back then, and since then I have truly been able to experience the meaning of living a dragon and a tiger. ”

Qin Hao was also puzzled for a while, why did this big spotted cat suddenly stand still, and he was in a daze for so long, could it be that the old shou wu had a strange medicinal effect, and he already felt it before he even entered it?

No, it can't be cheaper, this big spotted cat. Isn't it just a tiger's mouth, brother is also here today to create a legend that is more classic than Wu Song's fight against the tiger.

"Three Taoist friends, the poor monk is polite!" Suddenly, there was an old monk with yellow eyebrows standing in the middle of the forest, and he saluted with his hands folded.

Qin Hao was startled, his brother has excellent hearing and unparalleled eyesight, how did this old monk come out of thin air, he didn't feel it at all, if it wasn't for this broad daylight, he thought he was seeing the hell again.

"Three Taoist friends, and listen to the poor monk's words, the so-called encounter is fate, good deeds make good fate, evil deeds tie bad fate, and the right way to the light is all based on the heart. The slightest misunderstanding of the three of them does not need to be taken to heart. The old monk smiled and persuaded.

"What the old man said is that I have loved small animals since I was a child, and I have no ill will towards big animals, but today this big spotted cat is really vicious, and it has no intention of holding a gun to defend itself. ”

Qin Hao thought to himself, the appearance of this old monk is too weird, at first glance, he is the master who can't be provoked, and at this time, it is difficult to distinguish between the enemy and me, and it is still possible to retreat, and it is not appropriate to continue to entangle.

When the South China Tiger heard this, he was not happy, and immediately opened his teeth and claws and roared at Qin Hao.

"Old man, you see, this product is really crazy, even if you bully the boy, you won't even give your face!"

The old monk pointed at Qin Hao and said: "Two old Taoist friends, today, this Qin Xiao Taoist friend is a distinguished guest invited by my Ci'en Temple, and I hope that the two of them will raise their noble hands and sell the old monk a face, how about it?"

Qin Hao was terrified when he heard this, there is a big spotted cat here, an old shou wu, where did the two old Taoist friends come from, so they are going to scare people to death.

"Since you have spoken, little monk, the ancestor is not embarrassed, he is ...... We didn't see each other in the blink of an eye, how did you little monk decay into this!"

"The ancestor made fun of it, the fate of mortals, but the white horse passed through the gap, and it was a rare luck to be able to withstand the blink of an eye from the ancestor. ”

"Hahaha, I didn't expect that the little monk is about to lose all your teeth, and it's still so comfortable to pat yourself on the back. Then for the sake of respecting me all your life, it will not be difficult for me to be sorry for this little scourge. I'm ...... when I go."

Suddenly, Qin Hao saw a gust of black wind sweeping by, and the old Shouwu in the pit was gone.

Qin Hao was almost scared, what kind of demon is this, he actually only blew a breath of demonic gas, and cut off the baby that my brother had been digging for a long time!