The lazy days are always so short, wander around Yangcheng, yo Xiaoxiaobai, and practice simultaneous translation.

It is really not easy to translate the picture into a novel simultaneously, Rao is a veteran of broadcasting and reading like Su Bai can't stand it, and he has not made much progress after practicing for several days in a row.

But for the best broadcast and reading effect, Su Bai still competed with this anime, practicing for a few hours every day. After a few days, the storyboard of the first episode of the assassination classroom has almost been memorized, and the enthusiasm for contacting the simultaneous translator has not diminished.

In order to trap people, the big pit goods never lack patience......

It's a new day when you wake up again.

As usual, Su Bai glanced at the calendar on his mobile phone as soon as he got up, it was already the day of the summer festival, and Zuo Ye sent a message to remind him of the evening broadcast.

"The summer festival is coming, it's coming so soon, and I haven't rested enough. ”

"The house has to be cleaned up, the hair has to be trimmed, and the cat food and cat toilet have to be prepared in advance. ”

"I almost forgot, and I didn't buy the key broadcast prop dice......"

Su Bai stretched his waist in the quilt and got up after planning, washed and took Xiao Xiaobai out, and when he got home again, it was already afternoon, and he saw a child squatting at the door. She was wearing a dark blue sun-protective suit, carrying a school bag, holding a children's mobile phone that was one size smaller than normal in her hand, and was poking at the screen with her head down.

"Brother Su Bai, you're back!"

Seeing Su Bai come back, the child jumped up and pounced on him with a smile, it was the little Budian An Ling who helped him yesterday.

Little?

The sudden arrival of the guest made Su Bai stunned for a moment: "Why are you here, is there something wrong at home?"

"No, no, I'm just here to play with my brother. Xiao Budian rubbed over and reached out to take Xiao Xiaobai.

"As long as my father is at home, I'm a little scared, so I came to Brother Su Bai to do my homework, and by the way, I saw how Brother Su Bai wrote. ”

Little Buddy smiled like a child who stole candy and said, "If it were here, Dad wouldn't mind letting me study hard." Brother Su Bai also said yesterday that you can take me in here. ”

The reasons are unassailable, and the logic is seamless.

The little parents are so hostile to themselves, they actually let her go?

Su Bai found himself speechless.

After a little thought, he probably understood that this was a little bit of a parent who didn't know what reason to use to say thanks, so let Xiao Budian come over first to find a reason to pick up someone. Besides, he is also an up-and-coming god in Shi Shao's cup on the surface, and he will not learn badly if he puts it here.

As for from his point of view, he is idle, and it doesn't matter if he has a small tail.

Su Bai opened the door, let Xiao Budian in, and gave him a glass of juice. Xiao Budian just asked where he could sit, so he sat down on the coffee table in the living room, took out his homework book and wrote it step by step.

Eh, so well-behaved, so worry-free?

Thinking like this, Su Bai went to clean up the house according to the plan, and after cleaning up for a while, he saw a small shadow appear at the door.

It's impossible to sit still.

Su Bai knew in his heart and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Oh, it's okay," Xiao Bu poked his head in and retracted, "I'll see if Brother Su Bai is writing, if not, I'll go to do my homework." ”

After Xiao Budian finished speaking, he really sat back in the living room, he went to the living room to take a look and received a questioning look from Xiao Budian.

After adding a glass of juice to Xiao Budian, Su Bai continued to clean up the house, and after cleaning up, he sat at the table and went over the manuscript in his mind to prepare. After about an hour, Xiao Budian appeared at the door again.

"What's wrong?"

"It's okay, Brother Su Bai is not writing, I'll go back to do my homework. ”

She sat back down.

After repeating this several times, when it was almost time for dinner, Su Bai finally cleaned up the house, and he sat down in front of Xiao Budian with questions.

"Ah, Brother Su Bai, are you going to write an article?" Xiao Budian raised his head and his eyes lit up.

"Not yet," Su Bai looked at her very puzzled, "Little one, aren't you here to play?"

Xiao Budian also shook his head suspiciously: "No, I said that I came to see Brother Su Bai write an essay and write homework by the way." ”

"So you, you didn't take a break at all, and wrote your homework all afternoon?"

Xiao Budian replied as a matter of course: "Yes." Because I came to see Brother Su Bai write an essay, if I don't write an essay, I will write my homework, and when Brother Su Bai writes an essay, I will have time to watch it. ”

"And there are," Xiao Budian added, "In two days, my brother will go to Shi Shao Cup, and there will be a special program of Shi Shao Cup for many days in a row, and I can watch it well after I finish writing it first." ”

The words and thoughts of children are sometimes so simple that they are a little strange, and Su Bai turned his head to understand.

Is it really here to learn how to write essays with me? This kid is very interesting.

It is not easy for an eleven-year-old child to study all the time, even if an adult asks him to sit for an afternoon and insist on working, ordinary people can't accept it.

Originally, I thought that Xiao Budian was just embarrassed to stay at home, so I found an excuse to sneak here and take it in, but it didn't hurt to take it in, but it didn't seem to be the same as I imagined.

This kind of non-bear child who comes with homework and can sit still completely, does not make noise, does not cause trouble to people, will always make people feel close to the new life.

But if she wants to learn how to write with herself......

Thinking of this, Su Bai looked serious: "Little Buddy, I know now that you are serious." ”

"But I'm afraid you won't be able to learn to write essays from me, because what I write is not essays, and if I write essays the way I write, there are only two possibilities, either perfect marks or zero marks, and I can guarantee that zero marks will definitely account for the majority. ”

Xiao Budian shook his head dryly: "It's okay, I want to learn from Brother Su Bai about your articles instead of compositions, because Brother Su Bai writes articles that are more interesting, especially those two letters, which are really articles that can be used." ”

Her eyes sparkled again, and she asked, "So Brother Su Bai, are you going to write an essay?"

Hearing this, Su Bai understood.

What I want to learn is not just to write essays, but to be able to use articles to trick people.

Just teaching people to write essays is really not possible to do it themselves.

After all, it relies on search engines, and writing online novels on the earth is just an average level, and hard teaching will definitely mislead people's children.

If you teach people to cheat people, this can be competent.

As a big pit goods, Su Bai's way of pit people is unique and very distinctive, if he can seriously teach a small pit to accompany his double pit set, it would be good.

As for whether it is difficult to pit people?

Su Bai, who is at the bottom of the pit, can say very responsibly that it is not difficult.

Pit goods are just a unique way of thinking and behavior.

A little potential is naturally good, if not, often pit, often pit, every day to see how others pit, ears and eyes recognize this unique way of behavior, and naturally become a pit.

Thinking like this, Su Bai suddenly felt a little guilty.

Such a cute and soft girl, such a spirited child, is it too cruel to train herself into a pit?

But it's a little quiet and beautiful affinity MAX, with a cute girl halo, the most unguarded and invisible talent, such a good seedling sent to the door, not good to cultivate and feel sorry for the right time and place......

Facing such shiny eyes full of anticipation, countless thoughts flashed through Su Bai's mind, and he thought for a long time before he spoke.

"Maybe you can give it a try," he replied, "but what you learn from me will not only take up your time, but it won't do anything in the exam, are you sure?"

"Uh-huh. ”

Su Bai told again: "If you don't like what I'm talking about, you can go back at any time, after all, I'm not a professional teacher or writer, do you know?"

"Oh, okay. ”

"Okay, you call your mom first. ”

Su Bai touched her head and said, "You have to stay with me for a while, follow my brother to eat something and rest first, my brother will broadcast in the evening." ”

He smiled and said, "Listen to it, little one." ”

ps: The plot of elopement has finally been changed to Kaisen

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