Chapter 007: Masturbation
However, Shi Mo wasn't too worried, he still had eight little golden arrows in his hand, he didn't believe it, let her Liu Zhen really be a picky and difficult woman, with these eight little golden arrows in exchange for four hours of desperate love for herself, wouldn't it be a climate?
"You just said that there are almost no people who can get out of the whole body, if you bite the words, this means that there are still people who can get out of the whole body, right?"
Ye Jiangfeng was slightly stunned, frowned, and then said nothing, took two deep puffs of cigarette, snuffed out the remaining half in the trash can, turned around and left.
This time, Shi Mo didn't stop him, but looked at this person's background with a smile, shook his head, and muttered to himself: "Sample, the temper is quite big." ”
Smoking a cigarette properly, his hand touched the little golden arrow in his pocket that only he could see and feel, and his mind couldn't help but start fantasizing.
However, as soon as the fantasy camera unfolded, Shi Mo threw away the cigarette butt and slapped himself.
The goddess is so noble and pure, any thought of her is blasphemy, a crime.
However, after a gentle slap, Shi Mo smiled and secretly snorted: "If the opportunity is right, even if you commit the crime of killing your head, Lao Tzu will give it a try." ”
Time flies when you are excited, and the eight hours of the day will soon come to an end, Shi Mo has made a plan, not to go home after work, to go shopping in the pedestrian street, and to buy himself a look like a dress, so that Liu Zhenzhen can try to be as pleasing as possible when he sees himself.
Zhao Hong gave him the right to leave work early, but Shi Mo didn't want to take advantage of this, and it wasn't until the colleagues around him walked that he stood up and prepared to retreat.
As soon as he left his seat, he saw Ye Jiangfeng coming over, and two gloomy eyes stared straight at him, obviously coming towards him.
"Brother Kaede......"
Ye Jiangfeng went straight to Shi Mo's face, and didn't give Shi Mo a chance to finish the greeting, he lowered his voice and ordered: "Follow me!"
After that, regardless of whether Shi Mo agreed or not, he turned around and left.
Shi Mo panicked and hurriedly followed.
The shops on the pedestrian street closed very late, and it was not a big deal to delay Ye Jiangfeng for a little time.
On the second floor of the building, Shi Mo followed Ye Jiangfeng into the car, a very ordinary black Audi A4.
"It's really nice to have someone to smoke with you. After getting into the car, Ye Jiangfeng threw over a Dunhill, and then lit it first: "So, I don't want you to die at the hands of Liu Zhenzhen." ”
Shi Mo took out the lighter from his trouser pocket, lit a cigarette, and took a deep breath: "Do you have a good way?"
Ye Jiangfeng started the car, but he didn't start in a hurry, but took out his mobile phone: "If you don't want to die in the hands of Liu Zhenzhen, you can call Wu Changjiang now, and I'll do this job for you tomorrow." ”
"You do it for me?" Shi Mo shook his head: "You have a family, maybe you have to pay off the mortgage, the pressure is much more than me to feed the whole family and not go hungry, I would rather be fired than see you get a salary reduction and demotion." ”
Ye Jiangfeng's eyes flashed with a hint of warmth, but then returned to their gloomy and deep state: "I won't be cut in salary, let alone demoted, you asked me in the morning, if someone has ever quit with his whole body, and now I can answer you, that person is me." Below the middle level of Aowo, there are twelve people who have accompanied Liu Zhenzhen on business trips, and except for me, they have all left the company. ”
Shi Mo seemed to be choked by the smoke, coughed twice, and then said: "Brother Feng, I know that you are for my good, but I still don't understand, what kind of personality is Mr. Liu, why is he so intolerant?"
Ye Jiangfeng rolled his eyes: "I'm very puzzled why Li Pinze's bastard thing just looks at you right? I don't know the rules in the workplace? I will know sooner or later what I should know, and what I shouldn't know, knowing will only cause trouble for myself." ”
Shi Mo was poked in the weakness, smiled embarrassedly, and as soon as the topic changed, he brought this stubble over: "Brother Feng, let me tell you something from my heart, I don't want to lose this opportunity to go on a business trip with Mr. Liu, if you are a brother, give my brother a support." ”
Ye Jiangfeng stared at Shi Mo for a few seconds, then suddenly sneered and said, "Do you like her?" Don't lie, your eyes have already been explained." ”
Shi Mo smiled slyly and retorted, "Don't you like her?"
Ye Jiangfeng was stunned, suddenly smiled, and only for a moment, he became indifferent again: "You are different from me...... However, you are a very real person, well, I like real people, Shi Mo, would you like to have two drinks with me?"
"Drinking? That's my forte, I just grabbed your seat early in the morning, I'll ask for this drink, it's not a compensation for you." Shi Mo said, took out his mobile phone, and opened the map: "Brother Feng, are you familiar with the Lu General Hospital? There is a barbecue restaurant in the alley next to the cross road in front of the station, which is quite good, I will navigate, it is half an hour's drive from our side." ”
"Alley?barbecue?" Ye Jiangfeng's brows gathered into a lump again: "That kind of stall, can you eat it?"
Shi Mo smiled and said, "Brother Feng, at first glance, you are a tracheitis, sister-in-law is in charge of it tightly, there are not many opportunities to come out and wave, right?" Brother, let me tell you, bare-chested skewers, the saliva of the god of food is swirling, isn't there still a popular saying, there is nothing difficult in this world that cannot be solved with one skewer, if there is, then two." ”
Ye Jiangfeng rarely let the smile on his face stay for three seconds: "Okay, just skewers, skewers, stalls, but, my ugly words will be said in front first, if it's not delicious, hum, I don't need Liu Zhenzhen to make a move, I'll ...... tonight."
As if feeling a gaffe, Ye Jiangfeng's words stopped abruptly, the handbrake was released, the accelerator was stepped on, and the Audi A4 rushed out with full power.
It must be said that Shi Mo is a foodie, the barbecue stall recommended by this guy is really delicious, Ye Jiangfeng has never eaten in this kind of place, and he was a little hesitant at first, but after the first bite, he was out of control.
It's a little regrettable that the skewers grilled in this stall are absolutely first-class, but there are only a few kinds of beer that are popular in China, Ye Jiangfeng habitually frowned again, called the store, and asked the store if he could help him go to the supermarket opposite to buy a few cans of authentic German beer.
"If you want dark beer, it doesn't matter if it's a brand, as long as it's imported originally, such a delicious skewer must be paired with authentic German dark beer, by the way, you can find a way to get me a bucket of ice, and the dark beer is cold to taste." ”
It doesn't matter to the store to help run errands and buy dark beer, but it is indeed more difficult to make ice water, the shopkeeper showed an embarrassed expression, and was about to explain, but was blocked by Ye Jiangfeng's next sentence: "Money can make ghosts grind, boss, go to a nearby hotel to buy ice, the price is whatever they want, as long as you can get it, I will spend double the money to reward you." ”
Being rich can not only make ghosts push ghosts, but even make ghosts push ghosts. The shopkeeper listened to Ye Jiangfeng's bold promise, and immediately went away, but the poor Shi Mo on the opposite side was confused.
It's enough to go to the supermarket to buy German stout, a can of authentic German stout is at least twenty yuan, the two of them drink it openly, and one person drinks ten cans that is a small cost of 500 yuan. There is also that bucket of ice, if a big hotel offers a price of a few hundred yuan, according to Ye Jiangfeng's promise, it is not necessary to pay nearly a thousand yuan.
A barbecue actually cost Shi Mo more than half of his property, so it's no wonder if he doesn't feel distressed.
The shopkeeper was familiar with the area, and after a while, he brought a large bucket of ice, followed by a young man, carrying two cases of dark beer bought from the supermarket in his arms.
"There are twenty-four cans of beer, twenty-eight cans per can, and it cost two hundred to buy ice, a total of eight hundred and seventy-two, can you just reward some errands and give a thousand yuan?"
Shi Mo gritted his teeth with tears in his eyes and took out his wallet from his bag.
But this time, Ye Jiangfeng has already scanned the store owner's WeChat QR code.
"I'll give you three thousand first, maybe I'll have to work hard for you later. ”
Brother Feng, who is emotional, doesn't plan to let himself pay! So what else is there to say, just open up to eat and drink.
Shi Mo said that drinking is his forte, this sentence is really not bragging, a can of beer is 500 milliliters, this guy drank five or six cans in a row, but he still sat upright as before, and he didn't even need a toilet. Ye Jiangfeng is also a hard stubble over there, he will drink as much as Shi Mo drinks, he will drink as fast as Shi Mo drinks, and what is slightly lacking is that when he drank the fifth can, Ye Jiangfeng couldn't hold it back, and got up and went to the bathroom.
"Beer is good, is it okay to drink liquor?" Ye Jiangfeng, who barely spoke during a meal, suddenly asked when he opened the last can of beer.
"What's the matter? Brother Feng, aren't you addicted to beer?"
Ye Jiangfeng lit a cigarette and shook his head: "No, just ask." ”
"Or, let's make two more little two?"
"Little Er, what is Little Er?"
Shi Mo stretched out his hand to take Ye Jiangfeng's Dunhill, ordered one for himself, and replied a little embarrassed: "Xiao Er is the second pot head of the small bottle, eat food stalls, Xiao Er is a perfect match." ”
This is a very ordinary sentence, and there is no laughing point in it, but Ye Jiangfeng laughed when he heard it.
"Brother Feng, you ......"
Ye Jiangfeng finally suppressed his smile and waved his hand at Shi Mo: "It's okay, I haven't been so relaxed for a long time." Thank you, Shi Mo, when you come back from your business trip, let's still come here, drink beer, the whole little two, drink him without getting drunk and not returning. ”
Shi Mo nodded solemnly and responded: "Okay, a word is a certainty, if you don't get drunk, you won't return." ”
After drinking the last can of beer, the substitute driver called by Ye Jiangfeng also arrived, and then settled the bill with the boss, the store owner hurriedly wanted to return the money, Ye Jiangfeng laughed: "You don't have to return the money, wait for the next time, you will have to work hard to run errands." ”
Shi Mo insisted that Ye Jiangfeng not send him. Living too far away, it takes at least two hours to come and go, so it will definitely delay people's rest.
Ye Jiangfeng was not polite, got into the car, and when he said goodbye to Shi Mo, he suddenly said: "Liu Zhenzhen hates flatterers the most, Shi Mo, do it yourself, I really hope you can survive." ”