"My master Sammo Hung, in his early years, he went deep into the underworld and made ghosts and ghosts, and now he has returned to the human world to practice scary people, and this year he practiced the Fa and cultivated to temporarily stop breathing, as for me, the great name Lin Zhengying!"

This is a self-description of Uncle Ying in "Zombie Family", which sounds like just a joke, but it turns over the history of the theme of supernatural zombie films. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

And in "New Mr. Zombie", it seems to be a tribute, as if it is ridiculous, and it also makes the name Sammo Hung appear in the second scene.

The burial format of the coffin not falling to the ground made Uncle Ying know it, so he asked Lou Nanguang, who played the handsome, which master was in the bureau.

Lou Nanguang laughed arrogantly: "It is the famous master Sammo Hung in Hong Kong and Macao!"

Uncle Ying looked convinced and gave a thumbs up: "Amazing!

In this world, there are also "People Are Scary" and "Ghosts Fighting Ghosts", but they are also unknown, only the senior supernatural film fans know this film history, Lin Mu listened to this dialogue, and the effect of comedy in his heart was no longer the main thing, but a faint nostalgia rose.

It's just that this nostalgia was soon triggered by the first top comedic effect in the movie, and together with the rest of the audience, he fell into an embarrassed and laughing expression.

In broad daylight, because of eating Oriental food, and the sequelae of falling, at this critical juncture showed the consequences, the three masters and apprentices, one did not fall, all had a severe stomach pain, pulled an afternoon, still unhappy, when the terrifying zombies came out, this generation of zombie Taoists, they had to face the dilemma of dealing with zombies while having diarrhea.

If that's all, that's it, but his ramming apprentice Wencai is still chattering, and he still pointed a gun at the zombie, saying something "Don't move, if you move again, I'll shoot you, if you're afraid, I'll ask you if you're afraid...... Hey, the zombie in front of me, you listen to me, I've already pointed a gun at you, and now there is no way out, so if you are smart, you will raise your hand and surrender obediently...... You obediently let me pull my teeth, I haven't finished my sentence yet......" or something like that.

At this moment, the situation is at a critical juncture, and the other three are trying their best to control the enemy, but they are followed by such a guy who is funny there, if it weren't for the loud fighting at that time, which disturbed the clarity of his words, I am afraid that this dialogue can be as good as Tang Seng's verbosity in "Journey to the West".

On the one hand, there is a fierce and incoherent zombie, on the other hand, there is Uncle Ying who is looking for a jar to have diarrhea after two moves, and then there is a literary talent who chirps crookedly with a gun, and then a handsome Lou Nanguang who is afraid of pretending to be a little daughter-in-law, plus Qiusheng who is desperately blocking it, a play has distinct roles, each is responsible for different scenes, and each has its own duties in the chaos.

Even Lin Wu, a person who has been in contact with the script countless times, still can't suppress the laughter on the corners of his mouth when he sees it at this time, let alone those viewers who see it for the first time?

……

In his previous life, Lao Guo said cross talk, which once attracted countless doubts, one of which was to scold him for being too vulgar.

So in a performance, he once countered, "They all say that, pee, and fart are vulgar, but even if they are 20 years old and delicate, which one can live without it?" Those who say these dirty things are not dirty, but his heart is dirty......

There is also a saying in the two-person turn, saying that the female professor laughed in the audience and had a stomachache, but as soon as she finished reading it, she scolded "vulgar" in the blink of an eye, which is the same reason.

Based on what Lin Mu saw, the children in the theater didn't have anything abnormal about it, they just thought it was ridiculous, and the other audiences laughed so much, and none of them said "disgusting".

This made Lin Mu feel like "I am not alone" and put his mind at ease.

From an outsider's point of view, this may be Lin Mu's fuss, but in all fairness, if the plot in this area is not played well, it will indeed make the audience feel uncomfortable and can't watch it directly.

Like a "Saiqiang 1992" that Lin Mu liked very much in his previous life, the video was originally issued as a must-see in every issue, but he made a commentary "Boys like girls, so every time the girl puts her fingers in her mouth, puts her saliva on it, and then feeds it to the boy" The video of the anime directly made Lin Mu feel uncomfortable and directly canceled his attention.

These "old things", there is no need to talk about it anymore, Lin Mu hugged Xiao Lori, and let her dig into her clothes from time to time to find a sense of security.

And at the ticket office, the theater manager was already smiling from ear to ear, the reputation of a movie has always been easy to establish, and those gold-absorbing films are like this, and the sincere "New Mr. Zombie" is the same. It's only been half the effort, and the fans who share and watch the movie on social software have already made this movie a judgment that makes other filmmakers blush.

After arranging the audience to buy tickets, the theater manager came to the theater, found the remaining four or five seats, and sat there to watch.

Tengteng Town, corpses are everywhere!

As night came, teams of zombies jumped out of the coffins, one by one in Qing Dynasty official uniforms, rotten and arrogant, bringing people the most fundamental fear.

"This kind of terrifying atmosphere can be called a zombie movie!"

As soon as he sighed without a word, the theater manager couldn't cry or laugh, Qiusheng and Wencai, who came to find zombie tooth powder, were wearing zombie clothes and applying zombie oil, wanting to blend in with the corpses, not to mention, in the case of a young zombie grinning and signaling to follow, they really let them get in.

"Haha, I suddenly feel that this zombie is very funny, it looks like Guo Qilin, this page of the book, can always bring people a different feeling in the details of a look and action......"

is obviously surrounded by a group of zombies, and the tyrannical appearance of the corpses, the audience is so nervous that they can't stand it, but these two rammed goods have a way to activate the mood of fans in an instant.

How do you rank zombies?

In many online novels, the realms are divided by iron corpses, bronze corpses, silver armor corpses, and gold armor corpses, but in "Mr. New Zombie", there is only one evaluation method, that is......

than nail length!

than the length of the teeth!

So there was a shot like this:

The zombie king smelled the corpse oil on their bodies and regarded them as foreign kinds, so he stretched out his nails to show his status as kings, causing the surrounding zombies to jump up to him and get closer to recognize the eldest brother.

In the face of such a threat, Qiusheng directly stretched out a finger of fake nails, just like those women in the Qing Palace, and the pointed and long fake nails on his hands were three or four times longer than the real thing?!

The zombies around him suddenly jumped to his side and bowed to recognize the eldest brother!