Twenty-three, how to chat with thousands of girls
Bao Xiaoming couldn't go to school, he was supposed to fish for three days and dry nets for two days, and Hangnan University didn't care about him, as long as he stayed in the school for 4 years as a university student.
He was given a graduation certificate, he is the signboard of Hangnan University in the past 4 years, and if there is no accident in 4 years, he is still the signboard of Hangnan, thousands of second-rate universities in the country, if you can catch a famous person in the literary world, then this school can borrow his fame for decades.
After venting his boring conversation with the drifting bottle, Bao Xiaoming thought to himself, either he would post Zhu Xian on the Internet, so that everyone could be sad and depressed, and he would be stuck in chapter 84.
Doing it when you think of it is Bao Xiaoming's habit. This time, the book was on the front page as soon as it was released, and it was published directly.
It seems that Singularity has set up Bao Xiaoming's book. After sending Zhu Xian, Bao Xiaoming went to find Lin Wu and was moved by the love in Zhu Xian.
Bao Xiaoming felt that he was about to have a vigorous love. I'm a successful person anyway. When I think of love, I think of Zhang Min, Zhang Min should be regarded as the girl she fell in love with at first sight.
Grinding hard, Lin Wu was afraid of Bao Xiaoming and gave him Zhang Min's Qianqian number. Bao Xiaoming got the Qianqian number and returned to his room, unable to hold back his impatience. I knew my pounds and two, and hurriedly asked in the WeChat group.
"If you want to add a girl as a QQ friend, how can she not refuse?" Bao Xiaoming knew that QQ was used on WeChat.
1 minute passed.
"Ask someone for his QQ number and then add it. Then I said I didn't know him and made friends, but it's better not to say that.
Girls are disgusted by people they don't know saying they want to make friends. It's almost a kind of unreasonable attitude.
When you add QQ, you say that it was introduced by a friend of yours. It's best that she knows this friend. That might be better.
And you've got to collude with that friend, or you're going to be miserable. ”……
After Bao Xiaoming got the cheats, he went to harass Lin Wu again, Bao Xiaoming saw that Lin Wu was not interested in himself at all, if it weren't for the lawyer's case, and I liked this profession and didn't want to take care of myself for a long time.
After getting Lin Wu's help, Bao Xiaoming thought about how to chat with her again. Let's ask WeChat.
"May I ask if one is a law major, currently a paralegal, how to chat with her on QQ, she doesn't know, I know her in reality. ”
"Tell her detective stories. ”
"Detective Conan, Sherlock Holmes and the like, and horror mystery microfiction......
Bao Xiaoming sent a private message to his WeChat friend After learning that Detective Conan is a cartoon and Sherlock Holmes is a world masterpiece, he chose to let his WeChat friend send a horror mystery micronovel to himself.
"Hello, I'm a friend of Wu Mei Niang, because Wu Mei Niang has been busy with a case recently, and I'm embarrassed to disturb her.
I asked her for a connection with studying law. She recommended you to me, are you available?"
Zhang Min happened to be playing Qianqian, and he didn't want to pay attention to strangers when he saw him. Seeing that the explanation was Lin Wu's Qianqian friend, and it was introduced by Lin Wu, he let him pass.
"Well, it's okay, I'm usually free at 5 p.m., you have something to ask me for. "Extravagant.
"Youthful, wanton, good name. "Conan, Bao Xiaoming's new application for Qianqian, just about to pick a name, saw on WeChat, Detective Conan and Sherlock Holmes, so they took Conan's nickname at will.
"Thanks, do you have something?" said Zhang Yangnian.
"Well, yes, I'm a detective lover, and I want to solve the case after knowing such a story, so I need legal knowledge, especially lawyer's reasoning. ”
"It's not convenient for me to meet you about this. Sorry it couldn't help you. "Extravagant.
"Don't, I'll just communicate with you. "Conan.
"Oh well. "Extravagant
"I boarded an express train, and at 12 midnight about 10 minutes away, a man at the halfway station also got on the train, and after the doors closed, he began to look around at the faces of the passengers around him, as if he had suddenly regained consciousness.
"Forgive me for being foolish, are you 28 years old?" he asked me, "yes, but how do you know?"
I asked him this, but he ignored him and just talked to others on his own.
"You're 45 years old, aren't you?"
"Yes, that's right. ”
"Are you 62 years old?"
"How do you know?"
Repeating conversations like this with seemingly unfamiliar passengers, it seems that this man has a special ability to know the age of others just by looking at their faces.
There were about 15 minutes left until the next stop, and all the passengers in the car, including me, looked at the man curiously, until he asked the last woman.
"Are you 50?"
"Yes, but I'll be 51 years old in five minutes!" replied the lady with a smile.
Suddenly, the man's face turned pale, as if he was shocked beyond words, "Conan."
"I'll look first. "Extravagant.
Bao Xiaoming asked WeChat friends for analysis and reasoning, and of course, the final answer.
Almost 10 minutes later, Bao Xiaoming sent a message.
"The story mentions that there are about 15 minutes left at the next stop, so what will happen to this car in 15 minutes?"
"No, no, don't bother me, I'll think about it. "Flourishing......
"It's 12 o'clock in 10 minutes, and I'm 51 years old in 5 minutes, but there's 15 minutes to go and it's past 12 o'clock.
What was the man frightened about? If he hadn't known it was going to happen, what had happened to him?"
"This man should be able to see the age of death of the people around him, this woman's 50 means that she can't live to 51, that is, she can't pass 12 o'clock,
But the next stop is 15 minutes later, so he's going to have an accident too."
"Well, I'm thinking. "Extravagant. Zhang Min hurriedly sent the question to the law school's thousands of groups.
"Dive out and help me figure out the answers. ”
"In"
"In"......
"I caught an express train, and I ......was about 10 minutes away at 12 midnight," he said.
"There will be an accident in this car in 15 minutes"......
"The man has the ability not to see the age of the other person, but to live the lifespan. The woman turned 51 in five minutes, and there were 15 minutes to go to the next stop, which meant that all the people on the train would die in a major train accident within the next five minutes. ”
"Well, that's right. ”
"Yes. ”
After Zhang Min got the answer, he immediately replied to Bao Xiaoming.