Chapter 1 (Pseudo) Zhuang Zhou Mengdie

Early in the morning, when Tang Zhihang opened his eyes, he found that he was facing an unfamiliar ceiling......

Tang Zhihang sat up and found that he was not sleeping in his bedroom, but in the ...... Tang Zhihang looked down, there was a laptop on the table below that he didn't know whose it was, and when he looked around, he saw three other people, but they were not his roommates, they were all three extremely strange people...... Who are these people?

Tang Zhihang didn't panic, he found the mobile phone next to him, although it didn't look like his own mobile phone, but if it could be opened through his fingerprint, it meant that the mobile phone could be used by himself, right?

Turning on the front camera of the camera, Tang Zhihang looked at himself on the screen - his face was the same as always, but it seemed to be a little ...... Is this Tang Zhihang himself?

He looked down and saw the strong muscles on his body, Tang Zhihang touched the muscles and said, "This dream is really a bit strong...... No, the muscles are really strong, and the dream is quite real...... Go to sleep. ”

said that Tang Zhihang lay down and continued to sleep, isn't there such a saying - if you fall asleep in the world of dreams, you will wake up in the real world.

However, after Tang Zhihang lay down, he found that he couldn't sleep at all, at this time he felt that he was full of energy and didn't need to sleep at all, and his fast-running brain kept thinking about what was going on with his dream.

And just as he was lying on the bed in a daze, the phone suddenly rang.

Tang Zhihang picked up his mobile phone and saw that the message from Wang Junjie was displayed on the screen, and he couldn't help but wonder why Wang Junjie suddenly sent a message to himself.

But since it's a dream, anything is possible, right? So Tang Zhihang opened his mobile phone and looked at the message sent by Wang Junjie: "Haven't you come yet? What's wrong?"

Tang Zhihang sent a message suspiciously and asked, "Where are you coming?"

"Where are you coming from, gymnasium, aren't you going to do morning exercises? Don't tell me you're still sleeping in bed, it's not like you. ”

"It's true in bed, but I didn't sleep, I just stayed for more than ten minutes. ”

"Oh my God, come here, we've been waiting for a long time. ”

Who are you? Is there anyone else? Although he felt puzzled, Tang Zhihang still got out of bed and found the toiletries on his desk, seeing that the toothbrush had not been disassembled, was this a new purchase?

And how can most of his clothes be casual sports? Don't you have jeans? In desperation, Tang Zhihang had no choice but to find a sportswear to wear.

After washing, Tang Zhihang left the dormitory and was about to look for the gymnasium, but found that there were three people standing not far from the dormitory, and the person wearing sportswear and carrying two tennis rackets on the side was naturally Wang Junjie, who had just sent a message to him, and the two beautiful girls in tennis uniforms around him had never been seen by Tang Zhihang. But after seeing Tang Zhihang, one of the girls hurriedly rushed over and hugged Tang Zhihang's arm and said, "What's wrong with you today? Is it because you sleep lazily every day during the holidays?"

Tang Zhihang didn't know who this person was, and Tang Zhihang couldn't react when he saw her so intimate with him. Although there have been more opportunities to contact with girls recently, Tang Zhihang is still a little bad at dealing with girls, he feels a little embarrassed and says, "I ...... I felt like I was having a strange dream, so I lay down in bed and thought about it. ”

"Giggles, it's been so long to think about it...... We thought you were asleep again, and we were about to ask Wang Junjie to call you. The girl looked up at Tang Zhihang and suddenly said, "Bend down." ”

Tang Zhihang bent down suspiciously, and then before he could react, the beautiful girl he had never seen before leaned over to the corner of his mouth and kissed it, which made Tang Zhihang, who had been single for nineteen years, feel as if his world had been hit by a comet for a moment, and his first kiss was taken away as if it was so simple?

He stared at the girl in front of him with round eyes, and the girl couldn't help but smile when she saw his expression: "What do you see?

Before Tang Zhihang could speak, Wang Junjie said: "Okay, okay, if you have something to talk about, let's go to the gymnasium first." ”

Tang Zhihang, who was full of doubts, was walked over by the girl's hand, Wang Junjie suddenly threw a pair of tennis rackets to Tang Zhihang, and the panicked Tang Zhihang hurriedly reached out to catch it, but he only had one hand to use at this time.

It's over, it's going to be hit. Tang Zhihang thought so, but his left hand seemed to be out of his control and caught the tennis racket without authorization, and then turned the tennis racket in his hand, Tang Zhihang said to Wang Junjie: "Do you want to stone me to death?"

Wang Junjie smiled: "If you can be stoned to death at this level, are you still called Tang Zhihang?"

When the four of them came to the gymnasium, Tang Zhihang didn't even know what was going on, he only felt that this dream was indeed quite real.

The four of them divided into two teams and started playing tennis, and Tang Zhihang was naturally on the same team as the girl who had been holding his hand. Tang Zhihang looked at the girl beside him and wanted to ask her if she was his girlfriend, because he seemed to be having a very wonderful dream now, but how could the shy Tang Zhihang say such a thing.

The girl noticed that Tang Zhihang was looking at herself, and she couldn't help but ask Tang Zhihang, "What's wrong?" ”

Tang Zhihang's eyes rolled and then said: "No, I just remembered it, I thought a long time ago - if only my future girlfriend could be so beautiful......"

The girl's cheeks flushed when she heard this, she pinched Tang Zhihang's arm and said shyly, "What do you say...... You said I was stupid before......"

Did I say that? Tang Zhihang looked dazed, but hurriedly reacted and said: "There is no conflict between stupid and beautiful, of course, you are the kind that is stupid and cute." ”

The girl lightly punched Tang Zhihang's chest again and said, "Have you said that about your girlfriend......"

It's over, it's really my girlfriend...... I don't know what happened to have my first girlfriend in my life in this dream world.,Although it's a dream, it seems to be good......

"Are you two tired of being crooked?" Wang Junjie on the other side teased: "If we don't prepare, we're going to kick off." ”

Tang Zhihang hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, let's kick off." "I can't hit it anyway.

Tang Zhihang was thinking about when he would be able to end this game without suspense, but at the moment when Wang Junjie's first ball hit, Tang Zhihang's body moved, raised his hand, and waved his racket as if he had reacted, and then he heard a "snap", and the tennis ball was photographed back by Tang Zhihang.

Tang Zhihang felt that he should have no intention of moving, why did his body act without permission? It seems that this is indeed a dream, and only in a dream will his body act like this?

Before he had time to think about it, the girl in the team with Wang Junjie hit the ball back, Tang Zhihang's girlfriend who didn't know what the name was hurriedly hit the ball back, and then Wang Junjie slapped the ball back.

When it was Tang Zhihang's turn, he hurriedly ran in the direction of the tennis ball, and at the moment when he stepped on his feet, Tang Zhihang found that everything around him seemed to be slowed down, and he shouldn't have been able to hit it back even if he caught up with the speed of the tennis ball, right? But when Tang Zhihang ran to the expected position, the tennis ball was still some distance away from him, and Tang Zhihang seemed to be able to swing the racket during this time.

Tang Zhihang jumped up and waved the racket without hesitation, and the racket swung by Tang Zhihang, who was supposed to be weak, hit the tennis ball, and the tennis ball broke the sound barrier as if it was hit by the protagonist in a murderous tennis animation, and hit the ground at Wang Junjie's feet for a moment, and then bounced up and didn't know where it jumped......

Wang Junjie looked at the marks of tennis at his feet, and he couldn't help but scold: "What do you mean! What are you doing so seriously playing tennis? Do you want to kill me or what?"

Tang Zhihang looked at the traces at Wang Junjie's feet...... Is this really my own fight? Is it really my own dead fat house that has no power to tie the chicken?

Although Wang Junjie was scolding there, Tang Zhihang's girlfriend happily ran over and hugged Tang Zhihang's arm and said happily: "Yes, yes, yes, Zhihang, you are amazing!"

Tang Zhihang raised his hand and felt that his girlfriend was hanging on his arm as if it was a small pendant without any weight at all, and his other hand went around his girlfriend's knee and picked it up in the way of a princess, but his girlfriend looked like she should be at least about 30 kilograms, but at this time it was as easy as holding a cat in her hands.

was suddenly picked up by Tang Zhihang like this, she was also a little panicked, and the girl who was a little surprised asked Tang Zhihang: "Zhi, Zhihang...... What are you doing? Still playing......"

When Tang Zhihang heard this, he hurriedly put the girl down, but he didn't notice the shy but satisfied expression of the girl who put it down.

Wang Junjie whistled and said: "I get up early in the morning and tell me about me, it's really love." ”

"You have the ability to take care of me, and you can take care of me. Tang Zhihang immediately shot back.

"Do you think I don't dare?" Wang Junjie said and suddenly pulled the girl beside him and kissed her without saying a word, and although the girl was a little shy, she still stood on tiptoe obediently and hugged Wang Junjie's neck.

"it...... You didn't say ...... to me."

……

After playing tennis, Tang Zhihang went back to the dormitory to change clothes, and when he walked into the dormitory, he saw that the roommates in the dormitory had already left, probably going to class, right?

Tang Zhihang sat at his desk and flipped through the address book of his mobile phone with his mobile phone, but he didn't see anyone he knew. Let's not say that Liu Lang and Tang Yihan don't have phone numbers, Zhao Min, Syrup and Wu Xuan don't have anything, except for their parents, all of them are people who have no impression of themselves.

Tang Zhihang covered his face and felt that this dream was a little too real, what was the situation? Then Tang Zhihang entered a phone number according to his memory, which was Tang Yihan's number, and after dialing, Tang Zhihang put the mobile phone to his ear and muttered: "Quick connect, fast connect, fast connect......

Then a voice rang on the phone, but the voice was indeed a voice that Tang Zhihang didn't want to hear: "Hello, the phone you dialed is empty, please check it and dial ......"

"Click", the mobile phone in Tang Zhihang's hand slipped off, he felt that he should not have entered the wrong phone number, but why...... Why is this happening?

"No, this should be just a dream, this ......" Tang Zhihang's hand couldn't help touching his lips, the soft touch of his girlfriend's kiss on his mouth when he just separated didn't look like a dream, although he had never kissed before, but that feeling shouldn't be fake......

But if all this is not false, then why are I here? I should be at the University of Commerce, why am I at the University of Fujian? I should be sitting in the classroom of the University of Commerce today...... Classes!

Thinking like this, Tang Zhihang suddenly remembered a person, he once again relied on his memory to enter a phone number, obviously he didn't pay attention to it except for the first time after entering this number, why did he enter the number so smoothly this time?

After ringing a few times, the phone was connected, and a familiar female voice came into Tang Zhihang's ears: "Hey, who?"

As soon as Tang Zhihang heard the familiar female voice, he hurriedly said: "Syrup! It's me, I'm the soup!"

"Soup, who is Soup?" Syrup wondered, "And how did you know that my previous nickname was Syrup?" and how did you know my phone number?"

"I'm Tang Zhihang! Don't you remember? When I was in high school, I was in the school's animation club. And the cowherd, don't you remember me?" Tang Zhihang was a little excited, causing himself to speak incoherently, and he couldn't clearly explain what he meant.

"Sorry, I don't remember, you may have made the wrong call......" Sugar Syrup said and hung up the phone, seemingly unwilling to say another word to Tang Zhihang.

Tang Zhihang spread weakly on the chair, how could this be...... Could it be that everything in the past was a dream? Everything about Tang Yihan was just a dream made by himself? No, there is another person! There is another person to contact, Liu Lang!

No matter what the situation is, Liu Lang must know himself, the friend who grew up with him since childhood, the two who have always been inseparable, Liu Lang must be able to give himself a satisfactory answer, right?

Thinking so, Tang Zhihang dialed Liu Lang's phone number according to his memory, but the final result was the same as when he called Tang Yihan's phone number - an empty number.

No, I don't think so...... Why is Liu Lang's phone number empty? Could it be that he made a mistake? Who else? Who else......

Thinking so, Tang Zhihang dialed another number, it is amazing that Tang Zhihang should not know these phone numbers, but why can he remember these numbers so clearly today?

After this number was connected, a middle-aged man's voice came from there, and the other party asked Tang Zhihang, "Hey, which one?"

Tang Zhihang hurriedly said: "Uncle Liu, it's me, I'm Tang Zhihang!"

"Oh, Zhihang......" Finally, there was someone who knew him, it was Liu Lang's father, and he asked Tang Zhihang, "Is there anything Zhihang?"

Tang Zhihang breathed a sigh of relief, and then said: "It's Liu Lang's business, I ...... it."

"Oh, that's the ......" Before Tang Zhihang could finish speaking, he interrupted Tang Zhihang's words and said: "This year's death day also happens to be on Saturday, if you want to come back, come here...... Thank you for coming and visiting our graves every year......"

What is it? Death day, grave sweeping, what's the situation, this ...... Liu Lang ......

Tang Zhihang didn't know what to say for a while, he couldn't even hear his own breathing, and he couldn't hear anything in the whole room.

"What's wrong Zhihang, what's wrong with you?" Liu Lang's father hurriedly said, "Is something wrong?"

"Nothing...... It's nothing Uncle Liu, by the way, what is the number of this year...... I...... I'll try to put this side of the matter off when the time comes. Tang Zhihang didn't notice that the choked throat he carried when he said this was clearly heard by the other party.

Liu Lang's father sighed and said, "On the eighteenth of next month...... It's okay Zhihang, if something doesn't come, it's okay, you and that child grew up together, we know your mood, in fact, it's better not to come, but you won't think of unnecessary things......"

"I'll definitely come...... That's it, goodbye, Uncle Liu......"

"Hmm...... Goodbye......"

Hanging up the phone, Tang Zhihang looked at his expression reflected on the screen, and he couldn't help but say to himself: "Do you say ...... Is this the real world......

……

In the classroom, Tang Zhihang, who had been looking for a long time to find a classroom, saw his girlfriend sitting in the third row waving at him when he walked in, Tang Zhihang walked over and sat down, and Wang Junjie on the side said: "What's wrong with you today? I'm late for morning exercises, and I'm almost late for class, what's on your mind?"

Tang Zhihang said with a smile: "I had a dream, I dreamed that I became a student of the University of Commerce, and one day a strange scientist suddenly appeared and copied my memory and entered it into the head of an android girl, and then the android girl thought that she was Tang Zhihang who suddenly became a girl, and then a lot of funny things happened." ”

Wang Junjie also laughed and said, "What kind of strange brain hole is this? Do you want to write this dream?"

Tang Zhihang said: "Yes, but what kind of name should I choose?"

Wang Junjie asked, "Does that girl have any characteristics?"

Tang Zhihang gestured with his hand on his chest and said, "Small breasts, airport." ”

Tang Zhihang's girlfriend slapped him shyly, and Wang Junjie thought for a moment and said, "How about calling it "Airport Girl Cultivation Manual"?"