"Good time!"

Lin Mu laughed, he was prepared in his heart, and he didn't waste his cultivation at the beginning!

didn't avoid it, and didn't use force, Lin Mu crossed his two hairy legs, and when he saw that the fish was about to bite him, he directly kicked the big fish in the middle of the head. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The fish scales were slippery, the fish head was round, and it was originally very difficult to bear the force, but Lin Mu was extremely accurate, and when he stepped down, he was kicking in the middle of the opponent's momentum, and the two forces collided vigorously, which shook the boat under Lin Mu's feet.

Stepping on the boat's left foot and shaking, Lin Mu's heart was suddenly overjoyed.

I have practiced kung fu to the current situation, originally just waiting for the use of dragon scales and bamboo to nourish bones, the grasp of strength, has really reached an extreme, standing on the flat ground, even if it is a cat with flexible hands and feet, he can catch it, never missed.

But now on this big river wooden boat, his left foot has not been able to adjust in time, making his body unstable, which shows that his kung fu still has room to rise again.

It's okay to have shortcomings, what I'm most afraid of is immutable perfection.

After Lin Mu kicked the carp into the river again, he saw that it made a splash on the water, and with a flick of its tail, it was about to leave!

"I don't the carp, and changing to a crocodile can also stimulate my lewdness, sexuality, and what to run!"

Lin Mu scolded with a smile, turned his body vertically, and jumped directly into the river, a little more flexible than on the shore, kicking the body of the fish next to him from time to time, and rushing forward with strength.

I saw that on the big river, the water splashed violently, and a huge carp rolled its body, trying its best to get rid of Lin Mu who was buckled on his cheek, but how could it be so easy, from time to time, Lin Mu saw the opportunity and kicked him in the stomach, so that it kept rolling in the water!

I don't know how long the fight lasted, every time Lin Mu turned back on the boat, and when he saw that the fish dared to run, he would jump into the water again and beat him fat.

This time, it is said that the fish with only seven seconds of memory does not seem to be reflected in the carp that has been tuned and taught, and after being beaten by Lin Mu many times, he did not dive away again, but swam in a circle around the boat.

Lin Mu took out some more fish feed and threw it beside it, and saw it rolling in the water excitedly, showing a great desire for this fish feed.

"Today is the last day of July, after the author finishes coding today's words, he can get this month's full attendance, well, just call you 'full attendance'!" Lin Mu jumped out of his mind and gave it a random name.

But after a while, Lin Mu found that he had made some mistakes.

"I made some mistakes, I just wanted to see the fish when I came, and after I had a good time, I just abandoned the boat and went ashore and took the car back. I didn't expect to be so lucky, I met this 'full diligence', going against the current, I don't know how long it will take to go back, and I can't take this fish with me when I go ashore, give up this time, the ghost knows if I can have today's good luck next time, after all, there are so many North American waters......

It's not a good idea to call the fishing boat, after all, I want live fish......"

For a while, Lin Mu was really a fish and a bear's paw, and he couldn't have both, thinking of giving up this fish, Xinru no longer stopped the water, but began to cut with a knife!

But fortunately, I didn't walk late, just went downstream, if I changed to this fish swimming, it is estimated that in the morning, I will go back.

After being depressed for a while, Lin Mu also had a choice, tied his mobile phone and wallet to his wrist with a plastic bag on the boat, and then used the rope to tie the boat to put a circle on the head of the "full attendance", grabbed the end of the rope by himself, and took advantage of the power brought by its swimming, plus his own water to rush back.

It's a little troublesome, and it's estimated that I'm a little tired, but I blame myself for not being prepared!

……

Perry put down his binoculars and marveled at the fading boat.

I thought that I was playing yachting, and it was enough to be hilarious, but I didn't expect to meet a more prodigal wreck just now.

I've tried swimming naked myself, and I've tried basking naked, but why haven't I ever thought about swimming naked in the river?

In comparison, those who are in the protest ranks and go straight to the fruit are not half a point behind.

After a few hours of noise, the yacht has been quiet, when the artilleryman is the artilleryman, basking in the sun, Perry and his friends played cards for a while, and then stood on the deck to breathe and enjoy life, it was originally a very peaceful day, but his eyes were getting bigger and bigger!

The brother who was lying on the boat before, with his legs crossed and drying birds, is now ...... Right now......

I saw that on the big river, Lin Mu was lying on the water, the same legs of Erlang, the same bare buttocks, just an extra knot in his hand, the whole person was lying on the water like this, and his body was floating upstream against the river!

According to CCTV's translation, Perry's words should be translated as: "Oh, buy Ka! God, how did your glory come to an Oriental?"

But if you talk about human words, it is easy to translate.

"Damn!What the hell is this B?!"

Perry swears that he has never seen such a supernatural picture in his life, looking at this speed, if nothing else, your nose is floating and sinking in the water, and choking on the water will choke you to death!

What's more, how did you rush forward without moving your hands and feet?!

"Brother, brother, do you know martial arts?

Perry didn't say a word, jumped on the motorboat next to the yacht and chased after him, the huge sound caused Lin Mu to react before he could react, and the "full attendance" under him jumped into the air all of a sudden, and Lin Mu, who was lying on him, was thrown into the water to the side, if it wasn't for the rope in his hand, I don't know how many meters away he would be thrown away!

To appease the "full attendance", the carp is not good at this, and when it hears any sound, it likes to make a splash, and it is much cooler to replace it with a crocodile.

"It's a fish!brother!How did you train?This yacht is for you, you teach me how to do it!" Perry's eyes were already a little red.

I've seen luxury cars, planes, and Titanics, although the boat capsized in the end, it's nothing.

But who has ever seen a fish?

Train a carp to be as well-behaved as your wife, if you ride it out, it is much more awesome than any global limited luxury car!

"Wait, you're a page, I know you, Ryushima, that's right, you know Duluth, don't you? I'm his friend, Master, Master, teach me how to train fish!"

Perry was directly convinced, I thought it was just an ordinary oriental fisherman, but I didn't expect it to be a page of books that my friend was extremely obsessed with, he was not interested in kung fu, and he usually only liked drag racing, but now racing fish seems to be a more fashionable thing.

Lin Mu re-fixed the knot in the water, fed the fish material he brought with him, and waved his hand: "Don't sell it! You can train more if you have nothing to do! Don't come along, if you startle the fish again, I'll throw you into the water!"

With a flick of his tail, he took Lin Mu upstream again, and saw that Perry's neck was stretched behind him, with a look of envy.

"This group of Orientals likes to hide good things! Don't teach me yet! By the way, I remember just now that someone took a photo of him drying birds, if you don't teach me, don't blame me for posting the photo on the Internet!"

The thoughts of white people are incomprehensible, and in the rabbit's house, even if they fail to study, they will be respectful to Mr. and dare not resist it.

But in North America, even if they call you "Master", they seem to think that because they have already paid, the two sides are a fair deal, and they never give up when it is time to clean you up.

With the girls on the boat, I asked for the photos they had taken before, and Perry picked a few that looked relatively clear, and sent them directly to the major North American forums, until he was out of breath, and then he turned around satisfactorily.

He's got a car to run tonight.

……

The next night.

At the door of the movie theater, Cheng Long waited anxiously, Lin Mu, who had promised to attend the premiere with him, didn't even see a figure at this time.

"It's okay, you can make a phone call to Xiaolin, I guess he has something to do at this time. Uncle Ying explained, he could understand Cheng Long's feelings.

Cheng Long smiled, took out his mobile phone, and dialed it, but the phone was turned off, and he tried it several times, and it was like this.

Until the movie started playing, Lin Mu was still missing, Cheng Long sighed and walked into the cinema with Uncle Ying and Uncle Da.

At this time, he was extremely hopeful, expecting Lin Mu, who had unearthed him from the grassroots, to appear, and he wanted to see if Lin Mu was satisfied with his performance when he saw "Drunken Fist".

But the reality is cruel after all, and Lin Mu did not appear.

"Perhaps, he never cared about my performance, just like he never cared about whether Chinese film and television could gain a firm foothold in Hollywood......"

was in a complicated mood, Cheng Long was a little distracted watching the movie, until Chen Shaofei next to him handed him his mobile phone.

Cheng Long laughed when he saw it, but fortunately, it was also a laughing point in the movie at this time, and it did not cause dissatisfaction among others.

Seeing that on the mobile phone screen, two snow-white and strong thighs were resting on the cabin, and the face was not very clear, Cheng Long immediately recognized that this was Lin Mulai.

"A page of the book on the river fruit tour, was caught red-handed!"

After knowing that he would be released in Hollywood, Cheng Long began to learn English, and now he has a good foundation.

In this news, there are not only photos taken of Lin Mu at the beginning, but also shots taken by Perry back on the yacht later, these photos are even more excessive, two open thighs facing the camera, between the ups and downs of the waves, a large pile of suspicious things, floating between the legs.

In the photo, it can be seen that Lin Mu is lying on the body of a carp, if it weren't for Lin Mu's appearance being too eye-catching, the comments would not have stared at Lin Mu one-sidedly, and most of them were North American women.

"What's in the little red circle? A page of a book looks so big......"

"Is it popular to swim like this in the East now? I feel itchy to see it, licking my tongue ......"

"I heard that this one-page book is also in the entertainment industry? Which sister knows his alimony? These two legs are so sexy, I don't know how exciting it will be when I cross my waist!"

"A $100 reward for H novels with a page of books as the male protagonist......"

At a glance, Cheng Long only felt that the three views were refreshed quickly, and just looking at the price codes offered by those female netizens, he was able to calculate a result in his heart.

If Lin Mu stays in North America as a duck, he may earn more money in a year than he earns in three lifetimes......

……

What a society!

Shedding blood and tears, working hard day and night, risking his life to jump into the fire pit, it was not as much as Lin Mu to make as much money as a rich woman on the bed.

This kind of thing, in the past, Cheng Long might have been unwilling and uneven, but now looking at the photos of Lin Mu being taken on the water, he almost laughed in his heart, where would there be any jealousy?

"I heard that many young people in the East have recently become addicted to the bad habit of playing with carp, which has harmed their country and made a bad business for dolls. Do you like a page of books like that?"

Looking at such a comment, Cheng Long couldn't imagine Lin Mu's expression after he found out.

It's normal to turn off the phone, don't even want the boat to run with the fish, can you not turn it off?

It's a shame that he can still walk on the waterway like this, but the fish is so easy to ride, it is estimated that he often overturns along the way!

After Uncle Ying took the phone and looked at it, his originally decent face was also helpless, his friend was such an unreliable guy, it only made people's faces dull!

Who has ever seen a billionaire with a net worth of tens of billions be secretly photographed like this?

Uh, it seems that there really is, I heard that the boss of the stick three stars is still a high-level, and he was photographed when he was a big sword, and now he is still having a headache about this.

But people are big swords, and they don't wear pants like Lin Mu, right?

What's more, you still put on such a ecstatic pose, for fear that these North American women don't look funny?

"Don't tell Lin's father and mother about this, if they let the two of them know that their son is like this, it is estimated that North America will be embarrassed to stay for a moment! Shaofei, when you go back, tell everyone, keep your tone tight! This Xiaolin, don't let people worry about it all day long, what kind of news is it coming out!" Lin Zhenying set the tone.

Chen Shaofei smiled and agreed, as a little friend in the same village, his ability is really great, his temperament is really open, and Xiao Gougou is really eye-catching!

Several people were in a very happy mood, not only because of Lin Mu's affairs, but also because in the cinema, everyone's response to this "Drunken Fist" was extremely powerful.

The difference between Eastern and Western cultures makes it difficult for Oriental martial arts films to enter Hollywood, and many Westerners, when they see ancient costumes, will even suspect that this is fake, because under the propaganda of many media in the past few years, many Westerners still think that Orientals are still wearing pig's tails and driving carriages, black and thin.

This is ridiculous, but it is true, the propaganda of the West to the East in the last century, that is all the blackening.

But in today's theater, many viewers don't care about those details, although at the beginning of the movie, it was the chaos of the Republic of China and the crowded train.

In it, the foreigner is the uncle, who is regarded as a guest by the warlord, and the carriage he takes is also clean and tidy, which is completely different from the messy Chinese carriage.

Just like Cheng Long said: "These are simply two worlds!"

There are also many Chinese people watching in the theater, and they also know that these are the real scenes of the last century, that dark era, not smeared by Lin Mu's charter, not like some famous directors, in order to pursue foreign film awards, they spent their best to fix Chinese society on thieves and wild partners.

After such a historic beginning, a small climax was soon ushered in.

In the whole play, the most tragic Wu Zhuangyuan came out!