Chapter 55: Monkey Wine (Part II)
"Little Wu, are you ready?" asked Liu Mang. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Alright. Five-eyes nodded, leaned down, tied the cuffs, tightened the laces, and then removed the cauldron behind his back and put it on his head.
Seeing that he was ready, Liu Mang took out a jar of green juice and began to smear it on him.
"Oh my god! it stinks!" Seeing Liu Mang open the cap of the jar of green juice, Wu Jing hurriedly covered his nose and dodged.
"What the hell is this, it can't be!" Wu Jing looked horrified.
How do you describe the foul smell of this jar of green juice? Let's put it this way, this stench is like fermenting a large number of dead fish in a commode barrel and then exposing it to the sun is several times stronger.
Compared with this smell, the smell of sweat on his body can be described as fragrant.
"This is the juice of the deer spirit, also known as the stinky elixir grass, the monkey's sense of smell is much sharper than that of people, if you want to get the monkey wine silently, you have to do this. Do you want to apply some too, and the monkeys won't chase you later. ”
Liu Mang spent the whole day yesterday preparing the materials recorded in the "Food Treasures", and this stinky elixir grass was one of them.
"Even if the Buddha is scratched to death by a monkey, don't paint this ghost. ”
"Whatever you want. ”
After Liu Mang's five eyes were painted, he also wiped them himself. After wiping it off, I sniffed and found that it really stink, so I wanted to find something to plug my nostrils.
But when he looked back, he found that Goyan had already taken out two cigarettes and inserted them into his nostrils. With his fat size, he looks like a wild boar with its fangs sticking out.
"Boss, give it!" Five-Eyes handed over two cigarettes.
"You kid, you've never treated yourself badly. Liu Mang couldn't help laughing, took it with his hand, and plugged his nostrils.
After the two of them were ready, the cat bent over and touched the depths of the dense forest.
The sound of "shivering ropes" sounded in the woods, and from time to time black shadows jumped over the branches above them, making a "squeaking" sound.
"Boss, if this monkey finds out that someone is beating them, it won't tear us apart, right?" asked Wuyan timidly, lowering his voice.
"Don't be afraid, we are not greedy, if we only take a little, we will not be entangled by them. ”
"What if we chase after them, we can't outrun them in this woods. Five-Eyes asked worriedly.
"You've got everything I've given you, right? If it's not right, light it and throw it out. ”
"Yes, but boss, are you sure it works? Monkeys are no more than hornets, and they are weird. ”
"I'm not sure, let's take it one step at a time. ”
Soon, the two walked out of the dense forest. Outside the dense forest was a cliff, and in the clearing in front of the cliff face, dense monkeys were crouching. Some are basking in the sun, some are catching lice from each other......
As far as the eye can see, it looks like piles of yellow mushrooms growing on the flat ground.
"What should I do, boss?" Liu Mang and his five eyes were behind a big rock, poked out half of their heads, and secretly looked out.
"Don't worry, let's take a look, we don't know where the monkey's wine is hidden. ”
The two pressed their anxious hearts, squatted quietly behind the boulder, and waited patiently.
After waiting for almost two hours, Liu Mang and Wuyan felt that their whole bodies were numb, and the monkeys suddenly became agitated.
It turned out that the monkeys who had gone out to forage for food had returned. Most of them rushed out of the woods with all kinds of wild fruits and plant tubers in their hands, and their mouths let out excited cries.
In the middle of the clearing, a particularly large male monkey let out a long howl, and the noisy monkey group suddenly fell silent.
The monkeys who had returned surrounded him, put the food in their hands in front of the monkey king, and soon piled up into a small mountain.
The monkey king ate slowly and methodically, and from time to time a monkey sneaked up and ran away. Some succeeded, but most of them were bitten by the monkey king.
After waiting for almost an hour, the Monkey King seemed to have finally eaten enough. It patted itself on the belly, jumped left and right excitedly, then grabbed a bit of fruit and staggered towards the cliff.
The other monkeys rushed up and snatched the leftover food from the Monkey King, and from time to time they got into a mess.
"There!" Liu Mang's eyes lit up.
"Where?" asked Five-Eyes hurriedly.
When he saw that the big stone was gone, the Monkey King went there. When it came out empty-handed, it must have put the fruit behind the big rock, which must have been the place where the monkey wine was made. ”
"So what now?"
"Act according to the original plan!Xiao Wu has wronged you, remember!In case the monkey pounces on you and bites you, you must protect your eyes first!" Liu Mang patted Wuyan's shoulder heavily.
"Just wait for my good news!" Five-Eyes smiled, lowered his body, leaned against the big rock on the ground, and touched forward.
The monkeys were still more than thirty meters away from where they were hiding. The monkeys in the clearing were busy snatching food, and the five eyes were coated with juice to hide the smell, so no one was noticed.
Five-eyed touched the closer, then pulled out a string of firecrackers from his bag, lit it, and threw it into the monkeys.
"Crackling!" a loud bang exploded in the clearing!
Immediately afterward, Five Eyes jumped out from behind the stone with the big black cauldron in his hand, and while striking hard, he tore apart his duck and sang.
"The end of the vast world is my love! A sea ...... under the long white clouds"
The smell of gunpowder smoke and the sudden sound in the air made the whole group collapse, and they fled in all directions.
The monkey king also jumped over from the big rock, beating his chest desperately, roaring loudly, and running quickly around the clearing, beckoning his monkey monkey grandchildren, ready to repel the enemy.
"Good opportunity!" Liu Mang was overjoyed, and hurriedly ran to the big rock where the Monkey King had been.
Before he could get closer, a strange aroma of wine wafted into his nose. The aroma is sweet, sweet, sweet and charming.
"There's a play!" Liu Mang's heart 'fluttered', and he hurriedly turned to the back of the boulder.
There was a small puddle behind the boulder, about the size of a foot basin, which was full of wild fruits of all colors, and the strange smell of wine emanated from the fruits.
Liu Mang hurriedly took out a large plastic pot and took out a large melon scoop. Gently press the fruit pile with a melon scoop, and a golden liquid seeps out from the bottom of the fruit.
Liu Mang scooped a large scoop of wine and poured it into the big pot. This large white plastic pot is used to hold wine in the countryside, and one pot can hold up to five catties.
Liu Mang brought a total of three pots this time, and when he loaded the second one and was about to install the third, there was a scream of a five-eyed ghost crying wolf in the open space.
"Boss! I can't resist!
ps: Today's three watches are over, and tomorrow we will continue to walk on the three watches. Thank you for the tips of the two brothers Pu Pu Pu = Diao Chan and Lu Bu and your recommendation votes.