Tang Seng is going to blow up the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television!"

Just after being teased by Tang Seng to bring the new jokers who had deviated from their thoughts, when they were pinching their cheeks that were sore with a smile to recover their thinking, they saw that there was already a message from a well-known joker in the industry, and they were shocked. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

They were so affected by this TV effect that they didn't want to work, but these old-timers could endure these jokes, pay attention to the small words on a sign, and recognize that it was the signboard of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television.

However, bombing the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television?

Haha, how many people are thinking about things, you really dare to do a page of books!

"Ladies and gentlemen, the New Year's Day party of "Journey to the West", composed of four Tang monks and apprentices, is about to start!"

Under the background sound, in the dark background of the city's high-rise buildings at night, the rainbow flies, and it is not careful, showing that the special effects artist is also very cheerful and joyful, and the background is not completely in line with the real "five-mao special effects" on the rainbow, all the gods and goddesses are assigned to come.

There is even a lazy special effects artist who directly drew a few colored red stripes of the rainbow on one side, and a small arrow next to it marked the word "rainbow"!

"Now from the sky, there are the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, the Taishang Laojun, the Tota Heavenly King, the Fulu Shou Sanxing and other immortals from the Heavenly Palace, and the Buddha, Guanyin, Manjushri, Fuxian, Lingji and other Bodhisattvas from the Western Heavenly Victory Realm......"

"There are dragon kings of the four seas, dragon sons and dragon grandchildren, shrimp soldiers and crab generals, ......"

"Hmm, there are also the monsters and demons that Tang Seng and his apprentices encountered on the West Heaven Road, and they are coming out one after another!"

The fairy family flew in the cloud of five cents, but the monster came out of a originally eerie and terrifying, but now it seems to be extremely funny Batu Cave door, one by one strange little monsters, barearmed, you slap me and play out of it, it looks extremely funny.

Huli Daxian, Yangli Daxian, and Luli Daxian were dispatched one after another, especially Yangli Daxian, the goatee couldn't cover his mouth with a big smile, and one by one there was no villain image in the original TV series, and he came out laughing as if he was rushing to the market.

The yellow-robed monster with its big mouth open is like a frenzied emoji.

The nose is pointed, a black dot vixen that grows the smell of a husky.

The yellow-eyed old Buddha called friends, and the Bull Demon King brought his son and wife......

With such a strong lineup, all the gods and Buddhas, demons and monsters all appeared, bringing a strange sense of laughter, and some of the audience whose laughter was not very harsh was already laughing straight up.

This is not the end of the story!

A beautiful Monkey King jumped out and commanded a group of little monkeys in Huaguo Mountain to beat gongs and drums, adding another cheerful scene.

"Ladies and gentlemen, what is entering the venue now is the representative team of kings of various countries headed by Li Shimin, the son of heaven in the Tang Dynasty, who are the great powers of the Tang Dynasty, the Baoxiang Kingdom, the Wuji Kingdom, the Chechi Kingdom, the Daughter Country, and the Sacrificial Country...... Well, there's also the Gao Laozhuang team!"

One by one, the kings and queens, who are either virtuous or playful, are held by palace maids holding national signs, and several guards open up the aisles, swaggering through a small but extremely lively aisle, just like the athletes of the Olympic countries appear again.

However, the various countries of the Olympic Games are too unfamiliar to most of the people in China, and they are all the same at a glance, and they are still a little interested at first, but after an hour or two of appearances, they are boring to watch.

But these kings in "Journey to the West" are different, when every country and every king appears, even the old birthday stars who are illiterate can immediately emerge relevant plots from their minds.

"I'd rather love my hometown than love another country".

He ordered the monk to be arrested, but he and his daughter-in-law were also shaved into bald kings by unscrupulous monkeys.

Hey, the little girl of the king of this daughter country is very beautiful, and her grandson is so old that she hasn't taken a daughter-in-law, if this fairy-like little girl is my granddaughter-in-law......

It's obviously just a casual catwalk, but it has detonated the emotions of countless audiences, one by one, joyful, and a New Year's Day that I don't usually pay much attention to, it's really like a New Year's Day.

There are children drooling at the monkey's clothes.

There are uncles who watch Li Shimin and Tang Seng drooling, and control young girls.

There are single guys who watch the king of his daughter country drool.

There are also a group of monkeys beating gongs and drums, and with the familiar drum beat, they unconsciously want to dance a joke of the eighth set of radio gymnastics......

Especially after the appearance of the king of the daughter country that has not yet been broadcast on TV, almost all male netizens' heartbeats are half a beat slower, and the temperament that can be called "handsome" passes by in a hurry, which makes people want to get into the TV, press the photographer's head, and let him follow the footsteps of the goddess.

Remembering a lifetime at a glance is not an exaggerated description, but a real narrative.

"Zhu Lin, the king of the daughter country!"

In the newspaper screen, the true face of Lushan was finally revealed, and a group of netizens who like to see beauties screamed even more, with the intention of taking them away directly.

It's just that although her daughter is beautiful, she was robbed of the spotlight by Lord Yama.

"According to the people in Tang Seng's office, they didn't send an invitation to Lord Yama, because on such a festive day, his arrival seems to be unlucky~~"

Burst!

What the hell is it that you don't invite Lord Yama, have you taken into account the mood of others, all of you have a New Year's dinner to eat, how uncomfortable is it for your family to be alone in the corner?

It is not strange that many people have ceremonial, although it has caused a lot of netizens to grit for Lord Yama, but even the family of Liu Jiang, the actor of Lord Yama, does not feel anything bad.

"Pigs, monkeys, where are you going? Go and congratulate the TV audience on the New Year......

Through Tang Seng played by Xu Shaohua, he reported the "progress of learning scriptures" to the Buddha and told everyone where the filming went, and the festive opening music of "Little New Year> sounded.

It turns out that the previous catwalk is still not the opening show, the following is it!

The Buddha and the Jade Emperor sprinkled flowers one after another, and although they appeared for only 20 minutes, they still remembered the characters, and they sang songs to congratulate everyone.

The parents of Tang monks represented by traditional talented and beautiful women, the graceful foreign queens, just flicking their toes, as if they were about to chase the moon in the wind Chang'e Fairy, and the cheerful and smiling Guanyin Bodhisattva with a little more cheerfulness and joy......

These immortals, who were high in everyone's hearts in the past, stood on and off the stage one by one, and gathered together to greet everyone for the New Year, which made people happy when they saw it.

The old lady who was happily watching the TV with her little grandson in her arms glanced at her son with a wry smile on her face, and said with a smile on her face: "Xiao Jiang, is it funny for your crew, this Chinese New Year is a festive celebration, and it is good that God, Buddha, and Bodhisattva have been invited! This red boy is tiger-headed, haha, he is wishing his grandparents to be old birthday stars! This little guy is delightful, when you see him again, help me stuff a big red envelope for him!" (To be continued.) )