Chapter 10: A mushy onion fart
As soon as the two of them left the school gate, they saw a blue Audi parked on the side of the road. At this time, the car door opened, and a handsome boy in a casual suit stepped out of the driver's seat.
"Wushuang! I've been waiting for you for a long time, let's go to dinner together in the evening, I'll treat you to pick up the wind and wash the dust. ”
"Chen Mu?"
Chen Mu walked quickly in front of Ye Wushuang and took the review materials in her hand with a smile. glanced at Lin Xiao lightly, turned his face and smiled and said to Ye Wushuang: "I booked a booth at Blue Mountain International! The onion steak there is delicious, and the unequaled beauties will have dinner together!"
Ye Wushuang pursed his lips, glanced at Lin Xiao out of the corner of his eye, and said helplessly: "Chen Mu, I'm really sorry, I have an appointment tonight." Or another day!"
"Who, who?" Chen Mu was quite surprised, because Ye Wushuang's friend Chen Mu knew him, and he hadn't heard that anyone wanted to invite Ye Wushuang to dinner. Immediately, Chen Mucai looked at Lin Xiao next to him in amazement, and frowned: "You won't be with him, right? Who is he? Don't make friends indiscriminately, some people know people and don't know their hearts!"
Then Ye Wushuang introduced the two to each other, it turned out that Chen Mu was also studying in Qingyang No. 1 Middle School, in the same grade as Lin Xiao, in the fifth class of high school. Lin Xiao still had some impressions of Chen Mu, but it was only time to meet him.
"Since they are all classmates, it's easy to say, classmate Lin Xiao, where are you going to take Wushuang to eat, bring your buddies with you!"
Saying that, Chen Muhao put his hand on Lin Xiao's shoulder and patted it lightly.
"Yes, it's just multiple people with more than one pair of chopsticks. Lin Xiao looked at the red signboard across the road that was mottled and about to be weathered, and said, "Oh, Sister-in-law Li's home-cooked restaurant, the environment is elegant and there are private rooms, and the taste is good and affordable!"
Chen Mu opened his mouth wide, with an expression of disbelief, and pointed to the restaurant across the road and shouted, "What?
Suddenly, Chen Mu hugged Lin Xiao's shoulders hard, looking like he hated iron but not steel, and said earnestly: "I said brother, didn't buddy say you, do you think everyone deserves to invite Wushuang to dinner? Let me tell you the truth, one more of you is not more, and one less of you is not a lot." You're a vague decimal place at most! How dirty it must be for me to wipe the wall with my ass when I turn around, and I don't even feel a chill in the middle of a fly!
Seeing Chen Mu shouting to teach Lin Xiao a lesson, Ye Wushuang couldn't help but smile, and he was extremely proud in his heart. Previously, Lin Xiao was unforgiving to herself, threatening step by step, but Ye Wushuang hated her so much that her teeth itched. Now that someone has come forward to crusade against Lin Xiao for himself, Ye Wushuang is naturally happy.
"That's it!"
Ye Wushuang suddenly came to his senses, and he echoed the fire. Looking at Ye Wushuang's aggrieved appearance, Chen Mu's heart softened. He could be sure that Lin Xiao must have used some insidious tricks to bully Ye Wushuang and coerce and lure Ye Wushuang to accompany him to dinner.
"I said Lin Xiao, if you don't do this, I've already booked a booth in Blue Mountain, if you have a treat, let's go there, if you don't want to, then you get out." I'll take Wushuang to dinner!"
Chen Mu observed that Lin Xiao was not like a rich person, and deliberately said this to make Lin Xiao retreat, he didn't want to eat with Ye Wushuang by himself, and there was a light bulb eating and drinking on the side.
Lin Xiao didn't think about it and said with a smile: "Okay, then go to the Blue Mountains to eat steak." I haven't tasted it yet, but it's nice to have the opportunity to try something new. ”
Chen Mu glanced at Lin Xiao disdainfully: Sure enough, it was a dirt bun. Just like that, I still want to rely on the toad to eat swan meat, and I will let you show your true form tonight.
Coming to the side of the car, Lin Xiao deliberately slapped Chen Mu faster and opened the door of the back seat, Ye Wushuang was just about to go up, but Chen Mu opened the passenger door at this time.
The innocent Ye Wushuang looked at the two of them and felt funny. 'Near the water' is in front of her, how can she go 'seek far'? That intention is too obvious. could only smile apologetically at Chen Mu, and Chen Mu saw Ye Wushuang sitting in the back row, opening his mouth and just about to speak, Lin Xiao also came at the right time: Dude, don't charge for taking your car! choked Chen Mu's words back alive, and disgusted Chen Mu without a trace.
Chen Mu glanced at Lin Xiao angrily, shook his hand to close the car door, and walked to the driver's seat. Lin Xiao didn't say a word and sat directly next to Ye Wushuang in the back row, and the two chatted with laughter. Along the way, Chen Mu looked at the rearview mirror from time to time, and the more he looked, the more angry he became. Not only did he become a driver, but he also became a 2500 light bulb.
Angry light bulbs.
Along the way, Chen Mu turned anger into motivation, and with one foot on the accelerator, the modified Audi flew out like a sharp sword, scaring the two people in the back seat. Along the way, the two caught Chen Mu and criticized him severely. In this way, it takes ten minutes to drive in half an hour.
Blue Mountains International Hotel.
Walking through the luxurious and extravagant hall, several people stepped into the elevator, and there were only three Lin Xiao in the elevator with a luxurious interior at this time. Chen Mu pressed the fifteenth floor, but just as the elevator door was about to close, a man and a woman squeezed in.
These two, the man is fashionable and avant-garde, and the woman is tall, wearing a black dress and a pair of large sunglasses. The two whispered in the elevator.
As the elevator slowly ascended, a muffled sound broke the silent atmosphere in the elevator. Then a foul smell spread.
The stench was like a poisonous gas, which made several people in the elevator agitated. The woman in black just covered her nose with her hands, but she didn't make any exaggerated moves, but the man turned around and glanced at Lin Xiao and the others, and complained angrily: "It's so bad, it's disgusting!"
Ye Wushuang also covered his nose and turned around to glare at Lin Xiao and Chen Mu.
Finally, the fifteenth floor arrived. At the moment when the elevator door opened, Lin Xiao suddenly said, "Chen Mu, you like to eat onions very much, right?"
Chen Mu glanced at Lin Xiao, didn't take it seriously and said, "That's right, what's wrong?"
Lin Xiao glanced at Chen Mu meaningfully, "It's okay, eat less next time." ”
After speaking, Lin Xiao stepped out of the elevator and took a deep breath.
When the sissy who was walking in front heard this, she turned around and said viciously at Chen Mu: "Why are you eating so many onions if you don't digest well? Your onion fart is too bad, a mushy smell!"
Chen Mu thought that Lin Xiao asked him if he liked to eat onions and had something to do with the food he was waiting for, but now he found out that he was yin by Lin Xiao.
Although he was put on a stand by Lin Xiao, there was actually someone in front of him who dared to frame him, and he counted himself openly, which was unreasonable.
"Who are you talking about, sissy? I warn you, I didn't put that fart in the elevator!"
Not to be outdone, the sissy pinched her waist with one hand and pointed at Chen Mu, and shouted in a sharp voice: "You still dare to scold me, hum! I'll tell you, that fart must have been released by you, only you ate onions, and you still want to deny it? My nose is smart, your fart is an onion fart, and others can't release it." Besides, it's not you, what are you blushing for, you are clearly doing a bad thing of moral corruption, and you can't hang it on your face when you are exposed. Now that you know you want to be embarrassed, why can't you bear it in the elevator? If you put it now, you can still suffocate and?"
Lin Xiao and Ye Wushuang were really amused by this strange girl, and inadvertently Lin Xiao saw Ye Wushuang holding back a smile, and glanced at him with a little shame, just at this glance, in an instant, Lin Xiao seemed to really appreciate the different style of a girl in the mood for love.
Chen Mu was so angry that his mouth trembled, and he pointed at the sissy with a red face and a rough neck: "Dead sissy, let your mother's fart! If you talk nonsense, I'll fucking kill you! Believe it or not?"
Chen Mu rolled up his sleeves and was about to do a big job, when two beautiful waiters came to him, and after some persuasion, the two of them gave up, and when they left, they didn't forget to give each other a 'I'm going to kill you' look.
Chen Mu, who came back to his senses, thought carefully in his heart. The reason why he was so embarrassed and humiliated was completely due to Lin Xiao. Chen Mu secretly hated Lin Xiao in his heart.
Several people came to the restaurant, and after finding the booth, Chen Mu seized the opportunity to sit down directly next to Ye Wushuang, and Lin Xiao sat opposite the two. But soon Chen Mu reacted, don't men and women usually sit opposite each other on dating, what's going on with him at this time? Is it Ye Wushuang's good friend, or is it a best friend? Seeing Lin Xiao and Ye Wushuang chatting so speculatively, completely ignoring themselves, Chen Mu was annoyed.
After a while, the fried steak was presented in front of several people, looking at the excellent steak Lin Xiao couldn't help but feast, his mouth full of oil stars, and he didn't pay attention to his image at all. In less than two minutes, one steak was solved by Lin Xiao gobbling it up, full of fragrance, still unfinished, without saying a word, Lin Xiao directly ordered two more steaks.
Chen Mu watched coldly, and secretly mocked in his heart: Eat, eat more! Anyway, it's not Lao Tzu's treat. As soon as he thought of this, Chen Mu smiled and asked Lin Xiao if he drank red wine? Lin Xiao nodded without hesitation: Whatever!
Chen Mu smiled even more, for fear that Lin Xiao would suddenly change his mind, so he hurriedly called the waiter over and asked for a bottle of authentic French original red wine.
Chen Mu swayed the red wine glass in his hand while chewing the beef in small bites, as long as he thought of the embarrassment of Lin Xiao and the others when they would pay the bill, Chen Mu couldn't help but laugh cheaply.