There is an embarrassment.

When the leader was in public, such as holding a department meeting in a conference room, or taking the elevator accompanied by several male and female subordinates, he suddenly became high-spirited and released a P.

What is commendable is that the leader also adhered to the consistent pursuit of perfection in the work style, and when dealing with this physiological problem, not only ensured enough decibels, but also grasped the rhythm and momentum similar to the opening movement of the Symphony of Destiny.

In this situation, as a subordinate, how should I be good?

It's definitely inappropriate to laugh, and letting the leader lose face is definitely an act of looking for death, unless you're a girl, and you have to have a pair of tsundere breasts.

Holding it back is a must, and it is also necessary to pretend to be sick with sudden deafness and nasal congestion, with blank eyes, and the whole body and mind are immersed in thinking about work.

As a rookie in the workplace who has just completed a year, although Shi Mo has enough IQ, the second pulse of Ren Du has not yet been opened, and his skills are still weak. When this guy was faced with this situation, he really wanted to hold it back, but after only two seconds, he couldn't hold it back.

Not only laughed out loud, but also laughed back and forth, and at the end, he also self-righteously made up for himself: "A leader is a leader, this aura is simply one in a hundred!"

Countless workplace martyrs have proved a truth, patting a horse's ass is definitely a technical job, if it is slapped on the horse's hooves, it may be fatal.

Shi Mo's sentence of mending, we have every reason to believe that he is patting the ass from the bottom of his heart, but to the leader, this sentence does not sound good.

This is Chiguo Guodi mocking the leader!

The leader's heart was filled with incomparably sourness.

So, the leader did not hesitate to talk to the human resources boss on the phone, and shouted twice on the phone.

Poor Shi Mo hasn't passed the probationary period yet, so it's like this.

After completing the resignation procedures and going to the finance department to settle the last month's salary, Shi Mo suddenly stood up when he walked out of the company's door.

It's too embarrassing to end like this, I think that when Shi Mo was in college, he was also surprised, how could a proper scumbag D leader-level figure stand this bird spirit?

Standing still, Shi Mo slowly turned around, word by word, gritted his teeth: "Tell the guy surnamed Hu and your boss, I'll be back, and, must fire them!"

This was ruthless enough, and Shi Mo's expression and tone fully matched the content, especially in the end, Shi Mo unswervingly raised his middle finger, which showed the anger in his heart and his determination not to give up until he reached his goal.

However, as the listener of Shi Mo's cruel words, the beauty at the front desk of the company burst out laughing, slapped her face and responded: "Okay, okay, when that day comes, my sister will hug your thigh." ”

The beauty at the front desk took Shi Mo's gritted oath as a joke, which made Shi Mo very discouraged, and hurriedly used the best of the thirty-six plans, and immediately flashed into the elevator.

Shem is right, if you are entangled with the beauty at the front desk at this moment, I am afraid that you will not be able to recover your face and may turn a small joke into a big joke. However, today's Shi Mo's ideas are too much, on the elevator, the dismissal compensation that has just been settled from the Finance Department, a full thirty-eight Grandpa Mao, was actually taken away.

Frustration is a must, but helplessness is also a leverage, powerless grass people, for the sake of 3,008 to report the case, not to mention whether the police accept it or not, just say that after the report is made, it is to record the record and take evidence, which is really unbearable. Shi Mo could only eat Huang Lian to cover his mouth, and the bitterness in his heart had to be stuffed in his stomach.

Indignantly braved the 38-degree high temperature weather and walked more than 500 meters to the bus station, luck was good, only waited for five minutes to wait for the bus to go home, but, Shi Mo, who was unlucky, never imagined that the bus broke down just after two stops, and the last bus that had been waiting hard was originally a lot of passengers, and then stuffed into the passengers of this bus, the car was crowded - the P released can squeeze you back.

Office workers in big cities have the ability and endurance to squeeze the bus, and Shi Mo is of course no exception, but the key is that this guy finally squeezed into the bus, but he got into a mess with a stinky buddy.

I'm not afraid to look disgusting, it's a big deal to close my eyes, but this fox stinks...... Why don't you close your nose and breathe only through your mouth?

I'll endure, I'll endure it again!

Shi Mo could only sacrifice his life's mastery.

After enduring more than half an hour, the bus left the city, there were fewer people on the bus, and the fox stinky buddy was gone, Shi Mo was finally able to take a breath.

It's just three things, no matter how bad luck you get home, it will pass, which is the theoretical basis of the idiom Noji Tailai. Therefore, Shi Mo then picked up a seat on the bus and sat comfortably listening to music for the second half an hour of the journey. When I got out of the car, I was honored to be selected as a target by a porcelain toucher.

Can it still be regarded as Tailai if it is entangled by touching porcelain?

Must count!

First of all, if he didn't lose money, Shi Mo might have a luxury and call the car home, then he wouldn't be able to catch the bus and break down and delay the time, and he would lose the opportunity to be touched this time.

Moreover, the porcelain toucher is really cute, with a fat little face that is white and tender, and blue-eyed blonde hair knows that he is a foreign child at a glance.

Isn't it an honor to be blackmailed by international friends?

Also, the foreign children's porcelain touching skills are really average, and the conditions for blackmail are even more ordinary, only asking Shi Mo to get him some water to drink and some food to eat.

Generally, if you don't touch porcelain, it's called a failure, but the conditions offered by the child Shi Mo met were at most a few dozen yuan, so if you settle the account, doesn't it mean that he Shi Mo saved hundreds of yuan? If you think about the porcelain touching more ruthlessly, isn't it equivalent to earning back the three thousand eight lost on the elevator?

It's both honorable and profitable, what can it be called if it's not called Ji Tailai?

Whether you approve it or not, that's what Shi Mo thinks anyway.

It is very simple for foreign children to drink water, Shi Mo has half a bottle of mineral water in his hand, and he handed it over, and the foreign children don't mind, so they take it and drink it with a bang.

The problem of eating is a bit complicated, there is not much cash in your pocket, Alipay or WeChat payment is okay, but Shi Mo's mobile phone traffic has already been closed, at the end of the month, it is really not cost-effective to buy traffic now, Shi Mo pondered for a while, and decided to think of another way.

"What's that? Brother has no money, I can't invite you to the restaurant, or go home with my brother, and my brother will cook for you to face and deal with?" The foreign children spoke fluent Chinese, and Shi Mo was embarrassed to drag him in English. In this way, it is more convenient to mix with this child in Chinese, and the expression is more in place, in short, it is an attitude, want to lie to the brother?

But I didn't expect the foreign child to agree freely.

The sorrow of touching the porcelain world!

Shi Mo sighed from the bottom of his heart for the vast number of porcelain elites.

In order to save money, Shi Mo's rented house is located on the outskirts of the city, although it is a little simpler, but there is no shortage of furniture and electrical appliances in the house, only it is a little old. This did not affect Shi Mo's cooking skills, and when he got home, it was only ten minutes or so that a large pot of hot and fragrant noodles was served on the table, with two poached eggs and two ham sausages in it. The freshly cooked noodles must be too hot, Shi Mo took this opportunity to go back to the kitchen, a good man must have good living habits, and the used pot and stove must be cleaned up in time.

After a while, when Shi Mo wiped his hands and walked out of the kitchen to the living room, he couldn't help but be stunned.

Two packets of instant noodles, two eggs, and two ham sausages boiled out a large pot of noodles that only soup remained.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, burp-" The foreign children didn't know that this kind of behavior was actually very immoral, and their faces were full of satisfaction and comfort, and they couldn't see a trace of guilt at all: "My name is Cupid, let's make a friend." ”

"Cupid, this name is so familiar!" Shi Mo's brain spasmed for a while, he couldn't think of which character this Cupid was in the anime, and he was full of Bikachu's appearance.

"You are a warm-hearted person...... the foreign child who called himself Cupid didn't even plan to leave some soup for Shi Mo, and after drinking the last sip, he slammed his mouth and said: "Out of curiosity, I came to the mysterious East from the Western world, but the old woman called Hongniang on your side regarded me as an enemy, and gathered a lot of helpers to hunt me down, I finally got rid of them, but I didn't eat or drink for three days, and no one was willing to help me, of course, except for you." ”

The foreign children were chattering, but Shi Mo regarded all this as a new routine for touching porcelain. At this time, he had soothed his spasmodic brain and remembered that the name Cupid originally belonged to the goddess of love in Western mythology.

However, what is the meaning of a foreign friend who is professional in porcelain, pretending to be Cupid, the goddess of love?

In just a moment, Shi Mo made up his mind to break the jar, no matter what routine this foreign child used, this pot of instant noodles was the absolute bottom line, and if he wanted to blackmail him for a penny, Shi Mo would turn his face and deny people.

"I want to repay you, say, who is the goddess in your heart, I can make her fall in love with you today. The foreign children's expressions were very relaxed when they blew out this awesome sentence, obviously they had been professionally trained.

"What, if you're full of food and drink, hurry up and find a cool place to cool down, I'm just a silk man, I haven't eaten the last meal, so you can't get any benefits from me except for this pot of instant noodles!"

Shi Mo's categorical cut attracted the super surprise of the foreign children: "Why?¥%@......&*(crackling a divine language), oh, I understand, you don't believe me, do you?"

Without waiting for Shi Mo to react, the foreign children shook their bodies, and a pair of wings were born on their backs. "You should trust me now, right?"

Shi Mo's eyes widened: "You are a magician, why do you have such a unique skill, why do you still want to play such a hurtful thing as touching porcelain, and you will have a child in the future without an eye?"

"You still don't believe it?" The foreign child was a little anxious, turned around in a circle, and with a flap of a pair of wings, the whole person flew up: "Then you should believe it, okay, tell me who the goddess in your mind is, and I promise to make her fall in love with you this afternoon." ”

Isn't it magic! Shi Mo had to believe it.

But the goddess in my heart...... Shi Mo was surprised why he thought of Teacher Cang.