Hello everyone, I'm Tang Yihan -- don't you feel like this opening sentence hasn't appeared for a long time? Why does it appear now? Obviously, I want to make up the word count again, no, there are more than 60 words, isn't it?

But there's another reason why I'm suddenly saying this opening sentence, and I'm sorry now!

What do I regret? What do I regret is naturally that I agreed to Wu Momo to go with her to save her sister.

Of course, I'm not cowardly.,I'm not afraid of being caught.,Although it's likely to be a dead end after being caught.,If it happens in the eighteen forbidden works, something more terrible may happen.。 But that's not the reason I regret it.

Why do I regret it......? Remember the latrine we mentioned? It's the thatched hut under the walls of the palace we invaded. It was suddenly ignited by an unlucky guy some time ago, causing the nearby "Ten Miles of Fragrance" to stop smelling.

Originally, I was absolutely reluctant to go near that neighborhood, even to find out if Dahei was in this palace, I didn't want to go near the wall. But Wu Momo told me that she had a way to keep us from smelling the stench of the thatched house, and I didn't have too many doubts at the time and believed Wu Momo......

Now that I regret it, I even began to suspect that Wu Momo was actually a nine-thousand-year-old subordinate, and she was a goblin sent by nine-thousand-year-old to assassinate me. Use my identity as a lolita to let Wu Momo, a cute loli, get close to me, and then kill me with one blow......

At this time, Wu Momo and I were by the wall, Wu Momo stood on my shoulder and tried to climb over the high wall, I only felt like a year below, and there was only one thought in my heart - you hurry up!

It's not that Wu Momo is very heavy and I can't support it, Wu Momo is very light, even I can easily lift it. The reason why I wanted Wu Momo to crawl over quickly was because of the smell I smelled at this time......

This smell is not the smell of the thatched house that is being held, after all, Wu Momo made a package ticket and said that she has a way to keep us from smelling the thatched house, and naturally we don't smell the smell of the thatched house now, even though the thatched house is just opposite the wall - but the other smell I smell now is only half a catty and eight taels for me.

That smell is fox odor......

Wu Momo is a very cute Lori, Wu Momo is a very cute goblin Lori, Wu Momo is a very cute fox Goblin Lori - Wu Momo is a fox.

The way she said I couldn't smell the hut was to wrap me in my own fox smell, so that the outside stench wouldn't get into my nose — instead, I would inhale a strong fox smell with every breath.

"Count me begging you, eldest sister...... You hurry up!" I shouted to Wu Momo who was standing on my shoulder: "If you don't go over, I won't be able to hold on." ”

Suddenly, I felt a lot more relaxed on my shoulders, and when I looked up, I saw Wu Momo lying on the wall and stretched out his hand to me, saying, "Sister Tang, come up, the guards will come back in a while." ”

I hurriedly jumped up and grabbed Wu Momo's hand...... However, this is just a fantasy, and I was not able to catch Wu Momo's hand. With a height of 1.54 meters, with that miserable jumping ability, even if I jump with all my strength, it is estimated that it is only about 1.7 meters, right? Plus the length of my arm can barely be 2 meters, right? But Wu Momo only dared to stretch out a hand to pull me in order not to fall, but this wall has a height of at least 2.5 meters - it can't reach it!

I staggered around the corner to grab Wu Momo's hand, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach the other party's hand, so I gave up and said, "No, no, no, I really can't reach it, why don't you go in and find it yourself?" If you see a blonde girl dressed in a suit, just take her out with you." ”

Wu Momo said anxiously: "Sister Tang, what are you talking about? Without you, I wouldn't be able to do anything if I went in alone...... Come, grab me by the tail. ”

Saying that, Wu Momo lay on the wall and put his body down, and the tail dangled in front of me like this.

What the hell is this...... Is it sturdy? Will it be torn off for her? Questioning it like this, I grabbed Wu Momo's tail and was about to climb up. And just as I grabbed the tail and tugged at it, a tragic cry came into my ears: "Babble!"

I hurriedly let go of my tail and said to Wu Momo, "What are you doing?!"

Wu Momo said aggrievedly: "It hurts, ......"

"Then you still let me grab your tail - do you have two feet here as decorations?" I hurriedly grabbed Wu Momo's two feet and climbed up, using Wu Momo's body as a fulcrum to climb up the wall, and then pulled Wu Momo hanging on the wall.

Just as the two of us were on the wall, I suddenly heard a sound of footsteps, and I said to Wu Momo, "Jump!

Wu Momo sat on the wall and said in fear: "I don't dare...... It's too high!"

"How tall is this, you don't dare to jump?, why are you so cowardly?" I said to Wu Momo, "Do you still want to save your sister?"

Wu Momo glanced at the ground, obviously only two meters and five meters high, she leaned on the wall and said, "Sister Tang, why don't you jump down and catch me first......?"

"Are you still a fox?" I said, looking down at the ground, and then said, "What...... I think we can find somewhere else to go down, don't you?"

"Aren't you afraid of heights? ”

"Shut up, I'm ...... I ......" for a long time, and I said, "You are a fox, you can jump around as you please." I'm a tree, do you think a tree can be good at jumping around?"

Wu Momo heard that it made sense, so he said: "Then what should I do? Neither of us dares to jump down......

I was desperate, I didn't know how I was going to jump off this two-meter-and-a-half-meter-high wall.

Just as the two of us were struggling, the footsteps were getting closer and closer, and I hurriedly leaned on the wall in the hope of avoiding it. At this point, we can only hope that the guards who came over will not look up at us - since ancient times, CT doesn't look up, does it?

The patrolling guard appeared in our field of vision, and in the dim light we saw the guard approaching—a white chicken essence.

The head of the chicken essence was kept on a horizontal line and never swayed, no matter how his body swayed, it seemed as if it was fixed in that straight line and could not move left and right...... That's the nature of chickens.

I made a silent gesture to Wu Momo, and Wu Momo quickly covered his mouth and nodded to me.

Although Wu Momo can endure it, I feel that I have no way to restrain myself - the fox odor on Wu Momo's body is too serious!

I think if this chicken essence doesn't leave, I may be stinky to death by Wu Momo's fox smell......

And the chicken guard happened to walk by the wall below us, and when this guy walked here, he couldn't help but cover the nose on the chicken's beak and mutter, "Ouch, that's ugly...... When will it be cleaned up......

And just when the chicken essence came to this side, suddenly something on the chicken essence fell to the ground, and the chicken essence bent down and groped on the ground: "Alas, where is my waist card?

Isn't it right at your feet?!Are you blind or what?? I looked at the waist card that fell at the feet of the chicken essence but was not found by him, and I was anxious, but I didn't dare to remind him. If we jump down and leave now, it will definitely alarm this chicken essence, and Wu Momo and I can only honestly lie on the wall and wait for the chicken essence to leave.

And the chicken essence seems to be really blind like a real blind man on the ground to find a long time still did not find the waist card at his feet, at this moment, just now the chicken essence came to the direction of another figure appeared - this figure is the pigeon essence and I chatted at noon today.

Pigeon essence, like chicken essence, always stretches its head forward when walking, and then continues to walk with its body. But no matter how much you shake your body, your head won't move from side to side, which looks extremely weird.

The pigeon spirit continued to walk, but it seemed that he had not noticed the chicken essence in front of him, which was searching for something.

Wu Momo and I watched the pigeon essence come step by step, and finally tripped on the chicken essence and then fell down, the pigeon essence and the chicken essence hurriedly shouted: "Who is it?!"

"Huh, this voice...... Is it a fiery phoenix?" said the pigeon.

The chicken essence also replied: "It turned out to be a Dapeng bird, who did I say......?"

The two birds sat on the ground laughing, and the pigeon spirit asked, "What is Brother Phoenix doing here? Isn't this the location of the thatched house? You are still here...... Is it foraging?"

The chicken essence said: "Don't talk nonsense, my waist card has dropped, I don't know where it is, I'm looking for it - can Brother Dapeng help me find it? I can't find it." ”

"Alright, I'll help you find it. ”

So, a strange scene happened - a person with a chicken's head and a person with a pigeon's head were bending over the ground as if looking for contact lenses.

Suddenly I realized one thing - chickens and pigeons...... There seems to be night blindness. In other words, without the guidance of moonlight and starlight in this dark night, these two goblins are simply blind!

It's really lucky, if this is changed to another goblin, won't Wu Momo and I die?

And just as I was relieved, I heard another footstep - another guard approached.

My heart couldn't help but chuckle, these two are night blindness, it's okay, I don't have to think of a way, they can't find me and Wu Momo, but wouldn't it be bad if there was a goblin who could see at night?

Although I was worried, I could only lie on the wall with Wu Momo and pray for a miracle to happen, and then the figure of the third guard approached, and I saw the appearance of that guy again - a bat spirit......

I remember, what ...... Most bats don't have very good eyesight, and bats seem to rely on ultrasound to determine their routes, if that's the case...... Oh no! Wouldn't Wu Momo and I be found by him lying on the wall like this?

The bat stopped when he came and shouted, "Turkey, pigeon, what are you two doing there?"

The two elves looked up at the bat, but whether they could see the bat or not was another matter.

Chicken essence said: "My waist card has fallen, and Brother Dapeng and I are looking for a waist card here." ”

"Yes, if you find it, go on patrol...... By the way, is there something on the wall over there, you two? I seem to 'see' something strange up there. ”

Although it was discovered, Wu Momo and I still didn't dare to act, the chicken essence and the pigeon essence looked up at us, the eyes of the two birds blinked, and then the chicken essence said: "No, I didn't see anything." ”

"Really? That's weird...... I guess something exploded on it when the thatched house exploded before...... And ah, isn't your waist card at your feet, turkey?"

Hearing this, the chicken essence lowered his head and said, "Ahh ”

The bat said, "I have such good eyes, but I don't notice my feet, and I can't laugh at the dead when I say it?" ”

"Okay, okay, you go. After the bat left, the chicken spirit bent down at his feet and touched his waist card to pick it up, and then breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's not exposed—if the flying squirrel knows that we can't see anything for two nights, he won't laugh to death?"

The pigeon spirit also said: "Yes, that guy has such good eyes, he can see where your waist tag is from so far away......"

"Don't say it, be careful to be heard...... Let's go, keep patrolling. ”

Then the chicken essence and the pigeon essence left, Wu Momo and I witnessed everything here, and it was summed up as - three blind people pretending to be fairies here......

Seeing that they were all leaving, I said to Wu Momo: "Okay, let's go down quickly." ”

Wu Momo said, "Then you should go down first...... I didn't dare jump. ”

"So why are you little vixen so cowardly?" I thought for a moment, and then said, "You give me your body as a ladder like you did just now, and I'll catch you when I go down." ”

"Okay, you go down and catch me. ”

"Why is there so much nonsense? Hurry up. ”

So Wu Momo lay on the wall as if he had just pulled me up, and I grabbed her body and slowly moved down, so I jumped off the wall with difficulty that ordinary people could jump off with one jump......

After I landed, Wu Momo said to me: "Sister Tang, you must pick it up, I'll let it go......"

I put my hands behind my back and said, "Jump, jump, I'll pick you up." ”

"Really?" Wu Momo couldn't turn around to look at me because of her posture, so she hung on the wall like that and said timidly: "Can you really catch me?"

"Don't worry, I'll pick you up for sure - it's not human to lie to you. ”

"Okay, then I'll ...... You're not human!" Wu Momo cried even more.

I hurriedly said, "Then if I lie to you, I'm a human, how can I?"

Wu Momo breathed a sigh of relief, but after she didn't feel that she was caught by anything after she let go, Wu Momo probably would never believe the words "I will catch you" after that, right?

"Bang", Wu Momo fell to the ground perfectly, and he didn't stand up when he lay on the ground like this, Wu Momo pouted aggrievedly and cried: "You said you would catch my ......"

"I said yes I'll pick you up - just because I can catch you......"

"Wow!"

After comforting Wu Momo for a long time, she finally persuaded Wu Momo, and then she wiped away her tears and followed me to the palace.

Sneaking into the palace, I asked Wu Momo, "What now, do you know where your sister is being held?"

"In that case, I should go to the nine-thousand-year-old, right? Maybe my sister is being pressed under the nine-thousand-year-old now......

"So you can't have some normal thoughts in your head?" I said to Wu Momo, "But do you know where the Nine Thousand Years Old's room is?"

Wu Momo shook his head and said, "I don't know...... Will it be on the highest building? Generally, this kind of big demon likes to set his residence in a relatively high place, so that it is more convenient to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon. ”

"Then how good would it be for him to go to the top of the mountain to live?" I thought about it, and I suddenly found the female goblins walking around in the living room, so I said to Wu Momo: "Do you see if there is your sister among those goblins?"

Wu Momo looked at it for a long time, and then said, "No, it can't be that the nine thousand years old who specially arrested my sister to be a servant, right?"

"That's right......" I took a deep breath and shouted at the servants in the living room, "Oh no! the room of the nine thousand years old is on fire!

As I shouted, the pile of servants instantly messed up, and a group of servants hurriedly ran upstairs with buckets and basins, among which there were a few with bowls, and what made me feel even more amused was a guy carrying two small wine glasses, did this guy think that little water would work?

I immediately said to Wu Momo, "Follow along!" The place where they went was the room of the nine thousand years old. ”

So he followed a group of goblins upstairs, and finally the goblins gathered at the door of a room.

When we arrived, we found that the group of goblins were standing there with their heads bowed, and in front of them was an old Wang Ba who was wet and carrying a shell on his back, shouting and scolding: "What are you doing?! What do you want to rebel against? I usually pay you a lot of wages, and if you want to rebel, you have to give a reason, right? Don't you think Lao Wang ...... Old turtle, I'm old and can't walk anymore, so you can bully me casually?"

One of the goblins said, "No, my lord, we heard someone say that your room is on fire, and we are here to put out the fire......"

"My room is on fire, do you need to save it?!Have you forgotten what I am?