Let me tell you a joke: the festival of white rising

Kazami Yuka was too competitive, and when she lost to Shiraki, she wanted to win it back from another battlefield. However, on this battlefield, Bai Qi's experience and combat effectiveness are much stronger than her.

Round 1.

Kazami Yuka used tui pour for the white sky.

Strength determination begins.

The strength verdict is over, Shiraki wins, and Kazami Yuka is poured down.

Bai Qi used armor-piercing on Kazami Yuka, and Kazami Yuka entered the armor-piercing state.

Kazami Yuka used a weak bite on Bai Qi, and Bai Qi was slightly injured.

Shiraki launches a weak attack on Kazami Yuka.

Bai Qi launched a vital attack on Kazami Yuka.

The number of hits continues to rise: 100hit!200hit!500hit!1000hit

Shirai's mana decreases.

Kazami Yuka loses her combat power and is defeated.

Second round.

"I'll give you something to eat. Bai Qi said to Kazami Yuka.

"What kind of noodles to eat. Kazami Yuka said dissatisfied.

"No, I mean," Bai Qi leaned into Kazami's ear and whispered softly. Kazami Yuka blushed suddenly.

"Hooligans. ”

Saying so, Kazami Yuka's body is still very honest.

Kazami Yuka used a vital attack on Bai Qi.

Bai Qi enters a state of congestion.

Bai Qi launched a counterattack.

Shiraki used riding skills against Kazami Yuka.

Kazami Yuka is suppressed.

The number of hits continues to rise: 100hit!200hit!500hit!1000hit

Kazami Yuka was defeated.

Round 3.

Fourth round.

Round N.

After N defeats, Kazami Yuka finally lost her combat power completely and fell into a coma.

Looking around the messy living room, Bai Qi sighed helplessly.

"White cleaned up. ”

Because the battle was so fierce, the entire living room became a battlefield, and the sofa table and everything else were swept in. Two big monsters fighting, that scene of storm? No, no, no, no, it should be called the destruction of the world.

As Bai Qi said, others play car (harmony) earthquake, he plays earthquake.

In this case, there is no reason for things like tables and chairs to be spared.

Bai Qi sent Kazami Yuka back to the bedroom and cleaned the house again. Originally, most of Youxiang's things in the house were thrown away by him, and after such a toss, there were only a few left. Fortunately, he had a lot of miscellaneous items in the Qingqiu Treasure House, and he got a few pieces of furniture out to put them away, which finally made this home look less empty.

Bai Qi sat on the new sofa and suddenly wanted to get a cigarette to smoke.

I have mixed feelings.

It's a pity that even if it's a Qingqiu treasure house with countless groceries and claims to have everything, this time it can't be satisfied.

Sitting on the sofa for a while, Bai Qi suddenly said: "I won't go back tonight." ”

House of Yakumo.

Yakumo's purple and silver teeth, who were peeping through the gaps, clenched: "I suddenly woke up when I said how to sleep, and I felt an ominous sign, so it turned out to be like this." ”

I don't know how long it took, wearing only a pair of pajamas, and the barefoot wind saw Yuka walking down the stairs silently.

"So you're here. ”

"Wake up, aren't you a little scared if you don't see me when you open your eyes?" Bai Qi quipped.

Kazami Yuka raised her head proudly: "I'm afraid! ”

Originally, I was worried that after the first time a girl, the man who woke up and didn't see her might be frightened, Blue Shiitake mushroom, so I stayed here and waited for you to wake up. Now it seems like I'm getting emotional. In that case, then I'll go back. With that, Bai Qi stood up and pretended to go back.

"Stop!" Kazami Yuka suddenly shouted.

Bai Qi turned his head and looked at her playfully.

"Well, I'll admit, a little worried. Kazami Yuka whispered.

Bai Qi smiled like a fox. He sat back down, opening his arms to Kazami.

"Come here, give me a hug. ”

"Who is going to listen to you. ”

The wind that was not honest in her mouth, but her body was very obedient, came over obediently and sat down against the white rise.

"You've really got a problem for me!" Bai Qi hugged her and sighed.

Kazami Yuka suddenly hairy.

"Why, you don't want to take responsibility? If that's the case, I'm going to pop your balls and pull your thing off and feed it to the dogs. She said viciously.

"Don't say such vulgar things to girls. Bai Qi said sweating profusely.

"Then you will take responsibility for me. ”

"Huh, that's a surprise to me, I thought you were the kind of woman who would say, 'You go, I don't need you to be responsible.'" ”

"Boom!"

Kazami Yuka elbowed to Shiraku's belly.

"Poof!"

A mouthful of old blood spit out, and his eyes bulged out. He clutched his stomach and shrunk into a shrimp.

Feng saw Youxiang's face full of frost: "Don't talk about him left and right, you say that you are not responsible?"

"I didn't say I wasn't responsible, if I weren't, I wouldn't be waiting here. Bai Qi shouted.

Hearing Bai Qi's words, Kazami Yuxiang's face immediately turned cloudy.

"Good!" she said, lifting the hem of her pajamas and riding them onto her white legs. "Give you a reward. ”

"What?"

"I still want it. ”

Among the opponents that Bai Qi has encountered, Kazami Yuka is definitely the strongest, especially in melee combat.

Shiraki's other women, whether Yakumo Murasaki, Yuyuko, Alice Phil, or Mikasa, are far inferior to Shiraki in terms of physical fitness, so it is difficult for them to make Shiraki "fight" in that kind of thing.

Fengjian Youxiang is different, her physical fitness is almost not under Bai Qi, and she can completely "fight" with Bai Qi. In the beginning, due to her lack of experience, she was not a white opponent at all, and the battle was always one-sided. However, after doing it a few more times, Bai Qi couldn't easily defeat her.

Although Bai Qi's strength is above Kazami Yuka, however, in the battle between men and women, men always suffer. There is a good saying: there are only tired oxen, not ploughed fields. It's better when he's outside, but when he's in Gensokyo, he's working hard every day. I'm not tired to death now, I can only say that I'm in good health.

The next morning.

Kazami Yuka opened her eyes and found that Bai Qi had woken up. He was holding his head on his hands, looking at her quietly.

"What are you looking at?" she asked.

"Look at my wife. Bai Qi smiled.

The word wife scratched the itchy flesh of Fengjian Youxiang, her heart was sweet, and the corners of her mouth involuntarily hooked. Suddenly, a question occurred to her.

"Who is better-looking, me or Yakumo Murasaki?"

Bai Qi: ""

Kazami Yuka looked at Bai Qi with a smile, but Bai Qi knew that if her answer did not satisfy her, the consequences would be disastrous.

Sadly, don't bring this!

MD, if this chapter is 404, I will lose my full attendance, and I will never write this kind of content again.