Chapter 581: Coward!
In the era when dynamic pictures on the Internet were not so abundant, among the countless handsome and funny pictures, there was a picture like this. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Looking from afar, across the road in the endless stream, there is a young man in a white shirt and black trousers, waving his hand to himself, and then holding down the guardrail with his left hand, a beautiful rollover, according to his inertia, this pretend to be a prisoner will be very handsome to climb over the railing, and the pretend is definitely 90 points.
But just when it was about to turn over, a bus roared by, and after running with a gust of wind, only the pretending to fail at the scene, his feet were still hanging on the railing, and his upper body was taken by the bus and fell to the ground.
This picture is taken from the paragraph of "The King of Destruction", which is such a funny and classic bridge, so much so that in the later "Thai Embarrassment" directed by Xu Da, he asked Huang Bo to come to such an almost identical plot, which can be regarded as a tribute to his idol when he was young.
However, the scene of "Thai Embarrassment" is not perfect, and it is obvious that Huang Bo's feet are not hung on the railing, but are carried by a steel wire to his ankles.
And now, such a classic episode is just the beginning of a series of laughs.
Just when the audience was driven by this wave of forced pretending to fail to laugh emotionally, Lin Mu, who struggled to get up, pressed one hand on a piece of poop, and the goddess came over the next moment and wanted to shake hands with him, but where was Lin Mu embarrassed to reach out?
It can be seen that the heroine is a very thoughtful girl, and she has to shake Lin Mu's hand, forcing Lin Mu to stretch out his foot and shake him with him, but he can't extinguish the other party's heart, so he dragged Lin Mu's hand out, and saw ......
The hand with a large piece of black dirt was directly amputated in front of the pair of slender jade hands, and was replaced by a palm with wide knuckles and fat like a bear's paw, Lin Mu fixed his eyes and saw which one was not the villain "Black Bear" at the beginning? !
It's just that the black bear hasn't found out about his miserable situation yet, and asks with a sly smile: "How are you guys?"
Lin Mu swallowed his saliva, and said fearfully: "We're okay, thank you!"
"Why do you say thank you?"
"Anyway, thank you!"
The more afraid Lin Mu was, the more triumphant the black bear was, the more miserable the audience in the movie theater laughed, how could there be a little emotional stiffness in winter?
But Lin Mu seems to be determined to let today's audience remember this picture for the rest of his life, and the black bear with only those dirty thoughts in his mind, after a burst of arrogant words, finally attracted the dissatisfaction of the heroine.
"Ah Yin is my friend, please be respectful!" the goddess was furious.
The black bear's face, which was still smiling, suddenly became vicious: "Unconvinced? What about it? You want to hit me? You hit me? You come to hit me?"
Just like the little hooligans on the street, he took Lin Mu's hand and kept slapping it on his face, if according to everyone's normal psychological expectations, after such an action, he would be like those little hooligans, suddenly hit hard and knocked Lin Mu to the ground.
But Lin Mu's hands are now stained with a big killing weapon!
In the provocative sound of cheap laughter, Lin Mu's hand had already been grabbed and slapped the black bear a few times, until his face was covered with Yoneda Gonghou, and the black bear realized that something was wrong.
"No more! I can't do it! This black bear is so funny! The villain can be so funny? I never thought about it, haha, no way, Xia Li, do you have water in your bag? Give me some drink, I laughed so hard that my cheeks hurt. Give it to me, haha, Lin Mu is so bad, one shot can be like this, no one has ever done it before......, right?
In the end, the female teacher in front of Wang Peng was already with tears in the corners of her eyes, and her lips couldn't adjust the arc of her smile, so she fell on the lap of the girl next to her, constantly moving around, and finally got the water, and drank it directly, which stopped the laughter on her face.
His companion, naturally no exception at this time, hugged the other party's shoulders and smiled like a lady at all, looking at her quiet appearance, it is estimated that she smiled so unscrupulously, she has not been twice since she was a child.
Not only him, but now the audience in the entire movie theater is laughing so loudly that it almost lifts the roof of the theater.
The audience who has not left until now has fully adapted to the changes in Lin Mu's temperament, in addition to being dissatisfied with the psychological expectations at the beginning, after this series of laughs, they can be said to have completely remembered Lin Mu's weak and funny temperament, even if they watch "Tangshan Brother" a hundred times, they can't erase this impression.
Laughing in the theater, and even the sound of the movie is so vibrating that the sound of the movie has to be masked, which in other types of movie halls, is an act of influencing others, and it will be looked down upon.
But a comedy movie, what you ask for is such a reaction from the audience, the more you laugh, the better, just like the biggest praise for a chef, not to give him a large tip or appreciation, but to make him noodles without any image, and eat the soup base in one go!
There is no doubt that "The King of Destruction" has conquered the audience in just one or two minutes at the beginning, and when other movies are still paving the way and desperately opening the audience's hearts, Lin Mu has already left an extremely deep impression in the hearts of the audience.
Even Wang Peng, who had watched some shooting scenes intermittently, couldn't laugh at this time.
He had seen the live shooting, but under the influence of the scene, the machine, and the noise of the outside world, although the characters also spoke and dialogued, it was not as clear as in the movie.
There is no background sound effect, no picture details, light and shade processing, the front is obviously just a shot of two or three people, but the back is twenty or thirty people around the camera shooting, stretching out long-arm microphones, light meters, and lighting equipment, making people unable to focus on the atmosphere that the actors want to express.
It is precisely for this reason that although Wang Peng has seen a lot of scenes, he doesn't understand what kind of effect these shots can be achieved after post-production, and he doesn't know what kind of effects he uses in the movie every day to receive and send by car.
Therefore, he is now like other viewers who know nothing, as if he has been laughed at, and he can't stop it.
……
No one else can stop the laughter of the audience in the theater now, but ......
Lin Mu can.
may be affected by the funny elements shown at the beginning, even if Lin Mu behaves like a good old man again, no matter how timid he looks, but in the hearts of the audience, he is still the "Zheng Chao'an" who moves forward bravely and knocks down all the bad guys with a pair of fists.
However, the black bear's angry punch beat the goddess away and Lin Mu shrank to the ground in horror, and at the same time, he also told all the audience mercilessly.
The male protagonist of this movie, the new role that Lin Mu took over, is actually a ......
(To be continued.) )