Chapter 46: The Feet of the National Football Team
The fear in those big black and white eyes was like a basin of cold water, which made the volcano wake up instantly, remembering that this was not the woman he usually brought home that could go to bed with a few strokes. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Scratching his head, he said in a joking tone lightly: "Silly Nier, do you want to call a pervert again? I'm the most handsome pervert!"
Sure enough, Lu Liangren thought he was joking, relaxed, pouted and said, "Don't be a hooligan." ”
Volcano looked speechlessly at Lu Liangren, who sat back next to him and wiped his hair again, is he brain-dead these days, how can he suspect this stupid girl who has a tendon to the end.
"Where have you been these days?" said that he did not doubt it, but he still had to ask.
"I'm home. Lu Liangren replied very casually, "I forgot to wipe my hair when I took a shower with you last time, and I was scolded by my brother for having a high fever when I went back, but I remember it this time." As he spoke, he wiped his hair vigorously twice.
"Go home?" Volcano looked at the woman beside her in surprise, "How did you get back?"
"That's how I went back, I wanted to bend down and pull you that day, but I got home in a blink of an eye. Then they wouldn't let me come back, saying I had to wait three days. ”
Volcano looked at Lu Liangren silently for a while, and said dryly, "Nier, are you an alien?"
"No!" Lu Liangren shook his head innocently, then stared at the volcano and said, "Why did your voice suddenly become weird, are you thirsty? ”
As he spoke, he flipped over his hand, took out a tomato and handed it to the volcano, "For you to eat, it's delicious." ”
Volcano: "......" looked at Lu Liangren blankly, unable to say a word.
Lu Liangren looked at the stunned volcano, and then at the tomato in his hand, his eyes widened, and he said in a panic: "It's over, it's over, it's over...... I forgot, in vain I said that I should not take things out where there are people. ”
Feeling that he was in trouble again, Lu Liangren hung his head in frustration, with a loveless expression.
Seeing her like this, Volcano came to his senses, smiled and said, "It's okay, if we don't tell your brother, he won't know." ”
Lu Liangren's eyes lit up, and he suddenly came to his senses again: "Yes, don't tell him, so that he won't scold me." ”
The two looked at each other happily and smiled, Lu Liangren was really happy, and Volcano hid all the shock and speculation behind the smile.
……
Because the volcano's hands and feet were injured and could not be wet, he didn't wash for the past few days, and his appearance was naturally sloppy, so Lu Liangren volunteered to help him wash his hair and shave.
Twenty minutes later.
Lu Liangren apologized to the volcano with three band-aids on his chin with a stunned face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”
Volcano stood in front of the mirror, touched his poor chin, and sighed, "Nier, I really believe that you have no ill will towards me now. ”
"Huh?!"
"Otherwise, it wouldn't have been my jaw that you just cut, but my throat. ”
Lu Liangren: "......"
She looked at the dirty and bloodstained combat uniform on the sofa, rolled up her sleeves energetically and said, "I'll help you wash your clothes!"
Ten minutes later.
Lu Liangren said with a broken face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to." ”
Volcano lifted the battle uniform with a big hole in it, and looked at her with an extremely strange look: "I can't even cut my clothes with a knife, how did you wash them?"
Lu Liangren broke his fingers in shame, and suddenly saw cigarette butts and cigarette ashes all over the ground, and said with high morale: "I'll help you sweep the floor!"
Five minutes later.
Lu Liang stood in front of a piece of broken porcelain with a weak heart, closed his eyes and kept saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to." ”
Volcano first looked at the fragments, and then at Lu Liangren, his eyes widened: "My cupboard is nailed to the wall higher than your people, how did you even overturn the cabinet with bowls for me?"
Lu Liangren bit his lip: "I'll clean up, I'll clean it up immediately!"
"Don't move!" Volcano hurriedly rushed up to stop: "Stand still and never move!"
With a serious face, he stretched out his uninjured hand to wrap his arms around Lu Liangren's waist, sandwiched her to the sofa, bent down to look at her, and said in a very serious tone: "You just sit here, you are not allowed to go anywhere, understand?"
Lu Liangren nodded.
I saw the volcano limping and struggling to clean up the debris. He couldn't scoop them up because one of his arms was inconvenient, so he had to sweep them all into the corner, pick up the tattered suit and throw it over and cover it, and when he was done, his forehead was already sweating.
Lu Liangren bit his lip stubbornly, and tears fell down one by one.
After resting for a while, Volcano turned around and was startled, "Why are you crying again, silly Nier?"
Lu Liangren pulled up his shirt and wiped it on his face, and said sharply: "No!"
Volcano stood up and watched as she didn't speak.
Lu Liangren realized that the tears he had just wiped away flowed out again.
Pull up the placket and wipe it again.
Reflow.
Rub again.
Reflow.
……
"Wow~~ My eyes are broken......" cried profusely.
"Flutter!" Volcano laughed, touching his chin with a band-aid to play with the taste: "In this way, you tell me why you cry, and I will teach you how to use it to stop crying quickly." ”
Lu Liangren thought about it and felt that this deal was very fair, so he nodded and said, "I obviously came here to apologize, obviously I just wanted to take care of you, but I couldn't do anything well." In vain, I said that my hands are like the feet of the national football team, although he scolds me every time he scolds me, but in the end, the facts will always prove that he is right, and I am so useless. Volcano, I'm sorry, but please rest assured, I won't trouble you again in the future, I came here to apologize to you this time, and since you have forgiven me, then I will not come again in the future. ”
Volcano was originally quite happy to hear it, but the more he got back, the more his face sank: "Why didn't you come? Could it be that such a setback defeated you? You can't do it, you can learn to do it, no one is born to do certain things." Don't underestimate yourself, you have your strengths, do those women who do housework well dare to face the lickers? Do they dare to knock their shoes on the head of the lickers?"
Lu Liangren was stunned: "Volcano, don't you hate me?"
"I hate it!" Then under Lu Liangren's loveless crying, he laughed again, and the corners of his eyebrows and mouth stretched out like a spring breeze: "Do you know why you are annoying? Because you are not hypocritical enough and not pretentious enough, you will not talk nonsense with your eyes open." Nowadays, people like to play virtual, what they can do is not as good as what they can say, and what they can say is not as good as what they can pretend, you don't know how to let others like you. ”