"Slow down, turn right, right, stop, stop and stop, take a bottle of vinegar first, oops, stupid, I want the third row one, yes, yes, keep walking~" Qi An sat in the car and shouted, Xiao Zheng had to avoid the shopping guide, but also listen to Miss An's command, trotting all the way. Qi An was very happy, and after a while, his arms were full of fruits, vegetables and snacks.

Xiao Zheng found gummies on the shelves and said, "Why did my mother let me buy so many snacks?"

"Ah, it's not on the list, it's what I want to eat, hehe. Chen Qi'an smiled brightly.

Xiao Zheng rolled his eyes, picked up a bag of ten kilograms of rice and threw it in Qi An's arms, Chen Qi'an was pressed by the rice, and he couldn't get out of it when he twisted around like a snake. Xiao Zheng swayed in front of her, taking space dance steps.

At this time, I passed by a mother with a child, the little boy was only about six or seven years old, and he was led by his mother. He saw Chen Qi'an sitting in the car and twisting around, very curious, and clamoring to sit in the shopping cart. Mom glared at Xiao Zheng and Qi An dissatisfiedly, and put on an expression that the world was declining and teaching our children badly.

"Get in the car, we're faster than anyone. Qi An said to the children.

After listening to Qi An's words, the children were about to climb up to the shopping cart as soon as their calves took a step. Mom saw Hou Qi posing and was ready to reason with Qi An. Seeing this, Xiao Zheng pushed Qi An to run away.

Qi An was still shouting excitedly in the car, "I won, I won." Completely ignoring the little boy's crying in the back. Li Zheng originally wanted to blame Qi An, but seeing that Qi An was rarely smiling so happily, he also laughed.

"I'm sorry, we don't allow this in the supermarket. A young female shopping guide looked at the pink atmosphere between Xiao Zheng and Chen Qi'an, thinking that it was a young couple in love, and hurriedly came up to dissuade her.

"Sorry, only small children up to 20 kg can be accommodated in the shopping cart. The shopping guide said with a smile.

Xiao Zheng was just about to speak, Qi An jumped out of the car and bowed deeply forward, "Buckle Ni seven digging, Wadasiwa hooks a hemp silk ......"

The shopping guide paused for a moment, thinking that he had met a foreign friend, so he hurriedly bowed and said in English, "Sorry, this kind of behavior, no, no." She tried to explain in broken English, with both hands and feet.

Chen Qi'an learned Han Qing's Northeast dialect, "Such an aunt, I know." Then he calmly pushed the cart and drove away. Xiao Zheng looked at the aggrieved and angry expression of the female shopping guide, for fear that she would cry. Hurriedly said to the shopping guide, "I'm sorry, my sister has mental problems, don't mind." ”

Li Zheng pushed Qi An to the cashier to check out before the shopping guide called the security guard, and happened to run into the young mother and the little boy when checking out. The little boy sat in the shopping cart as he wished, happily calling Sister Qi An, and Qi An also responded to the little boy's warm smile and high-fived the little boy.

"Eldest sister, can you not be ashamed. Xiao Zheng grabbed Chen Qi'an's hand and pulled her to the counter next door. At this time, the cashier's aunt said, "Hello sir, this product is now doing activities, buy two boxes and get one box free, do you want to take another box." ”

Qi An and Xiao Zheng looked up, and the cashier's aunt waved a box of condoms at them with an obscene expression.

Xiao Zheng was eager to find a crack in the ground to get into, and hurriedly shook his head and said that he didn't take this. Just as Li Zheng was explaining, Qi An glanced at the little boy, who stuck out his tongue and grimaced at Qi An.

"It's okay, we just want a box, it's enough for a few months, right, husband. After Qi An finished speaking, he bumped Xiao Zheng with his shoulder.

Xiao Zheng's whole body was petrified there, but Qi An casually filled the shopping bag with things. The people around looked at Xiao Zheng quietly, Xiao Zheng threw his bank card to Qi An, lowered his head and trotted all the way to the parking lot first.

"You newlyweds can't have such a quality of life, listen to Auntie, find a time to take your husband to see. After Xiao Zheng left, the cashier's aunt whispered to Qi An.

Qi An held back a smile, looked at the aunt, made an aggrieved expression, and nodded seriously at the aunt.

After settling the bill, Qi An carried a large bag and threw it in the trunk of Xiao Zheng. As soon as he closed the trunk door, Xiao Zheng kicked the accelerator and drove the car away. Xiao Zheng controlled the speed of the car, driving neither fast nor slow, so that Qi An could just catch up.

In the end, Xiao Zheng suddenly accelerated, stopped in the place with the most people, opened the car window to show his head, and shouted at Qi An, "You won't have an affair in the future?"

Qi An really can't run, as the saying goes, a hero doesn't suffer losses in front of him. Ignoring the eyes of people at the entrance of the mall, she shouted, "No, no, I was wrong." ”

Xiao Zheng nodded with satisfaction, and reversed and stopped next to Qi An, "This is called a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye." ”

"Count you ruthless", Qi An gritted his teeth and fastened his seat belt fiercely.

After arriving home, Luo Yumei put away the contents of her shopping bag and prepared to cook. Suddenly I saw a box of Durex. Luo Yumei was about to ask what was going on, but Chen Qi'an was next to her and quietly pointed to Xiao Zheng, who was going to the toilet in the bathroom.

After Xiao Zheng went to the toilet, as soon as he opened the door, he saw Luo Yumei standing at the door of the toilet and was startled.

"Mom, what are you doing, you're going to scare your eldest son to death. ”

"When you grow up, your mother doesn't care, but you can't take it home, let An An see how bad it is. Luo Yumei threw the box of Durex to Xiao Zheng, turned around and continued to cook.

Xiao Zheng looked at Durex in his hand, and didn't know how to explain it to his mother for a while, so he simply sat on the ground and played Lai, saying that Chen Qi'an framed him.

Chen Qi'an couldn't help but laugh and watched Li Zheng, a young man of more than 1.8 meters, rolling on the ground and playing tricks.

The sound of the door opening came, and Chen Sheng walked in with his bag. Recently, Chen Sheng has been very idle at work, going at 8 o'clock in the morning and leaving work at 12 o'clock at noon. As soon as Chen Sheng put down his bag, Luo Yumei took the spatula and was about to tell him about Wang Zheng's cheating on buying condoms. Wang Zheng was frightened and pounced on Luo Yumei, held her mouth down, and didn't allow her to speak.

Qi An and Luo Yumei cooperated, Xiao Zheng went to cover Luo Yumei's mouth, Qi An said, Xiao Zheng went to cover Qi An's mouth, Luo Yumei said. In such a chaotic situation, Chen Sheng actually understood, and he didn't know what to say for a while, standing there smiling awkwardly.

Xiao Zheng rushed to the culprit Chen Qi'an, Qi An dodged Xiao Zheng and pounced, simply sat on the ground and continued to play Lai, "You slander my reputation! I'm not alive, I want to hire a lawyer, ah~"

Chen Qi'an laughed and pointed at Xiao Zheng, "Oh, our family's Xiao Zhengbao just played like this." ”

The family was talking and laughing, and Qi An's mobile phone rang, and it was two text messages.

The first is Sheng Gongzi's: "Find out who the gecko's tail is." ”

The second is Zhao Qingzi:

I'm pregnant.