19. Failed to hook a girl
Lu Ming sang the Cantonese song in a straight voice:
"The sorrow lingers, and the depression does not disperse
Why is my heart empty?
Affection has been lost, everything has been lost
Full of hatred and sorrow cannot be eliminated
Why do you always have that sentence in your mouth?
Why My Heart Doesn't Die"
Lin Wu's eyes widened, how can he lose his memory Cantonese singing is more positive than the last time "Like You", like people in the authentic Cantonese region, amnesia still has such a function, seeing Lin Wu stupid, Lu Ming is not polite to follow the evil wind illusion to chase love a few steps, hugged Lin Wu and kissed her on the face, and then let go of Lin Wu very gentlemanly.
Seeing that Lin Wu was still stunned, he said with a smile: "Dancing wife, do you want to continue." ”
Lin Wu didn't come back to his senses in the shock of "I Just Like You", and nodded instinctively.
Lu Ming continued to sing: "A hundred thousand points of cold and drizzle
Envelop a cold coffee shop
The coldness permeates your face
It's like a red light flashing wildly at my heart
Wordless stares at you
Understand that love has come to an end"
Lin Wu looked at Lu Ming's Cantonese, he couldn't figure out the state, Lu Ming hugged it and went to see it himself, Lin Wu instinctively closed his beautiful big eyes, Lu Ming still let go of Lin Wu very gentlemanly, and then asked if he would continue?
Lin Wuge is enjoying listening to it, it is completely a cappella, and it is absolutely first-class, as the head of the entertainment company, he still focuses on music, and he can't control it at all, if Lu Ming says that the game is not played, Lin Wu will not be happy. "Lu Ming has proved that he is a gentleman, and when he is kissed on the face, his sister should reward the children."
Urging Lu Ming to continue.
Lu Ming was already laughing in his heart, it was completely strange for his uncle to trick little Lori into watching the rhythm of the goldfish, and the dancing wife obediently asked me to eat you, wahahaha!!
Seeing that he couldn't control the strange smile in his heart, he quickly straightened his face and slowly sang this most classic Chinese version of the love song:
The past has become a cloud and dissipated in front of each other's eyes
Even after saying goodbye, I can't see that you have some grievances
Everything you gave me was nothing but perfunctory
The more innocent you laugh, the wilder I will love you."
Lin Wu listened to the song and heard that he was stupid, Lu Ming didn't care if you were stupid or not, he hugged and kissed, a kiss woke Lin Wu up and his eyes widened, this time Lu Ming was no gentleman, the shallow kiss turned into a deep kiss, and his paws also stretched out on the high ground of Lin Wu, Lin Wu's sensitive area was caught, he forcibly held back his crispy and numb body, slapped Lu Ming, turned his head and walked to the 2nd floor.
Lu Ming watched Lin Wu run away in embarrassment, reminiscing about the feeling just now, as if he had lost something. touched the slap that was dumped, and sent three messages in WeChat in a row: "
Evil wind illusion, you come out. ”
"Evil Wind Illusion, you come out. ”
"Evil Wind Illusion, you come out. ”
Evil Wind Phantom immediately replied: "What's the matter, Xiao Ming?"
Lu Ming sent a message fiercely: "You cheat me." ”
The evil wind is strange, I haven't even opened my mouth yet, why have I already tricked him and hurriedly replied: "?"
Lu Ming reviewed the steps he gave him: "You taught me step by step, I was slapped in the face in the end." ”
Evil Wind Fantasy: "Where did you get slapped in the face?" ”
Lu Ming was confident: "I kissed her lips and touched her breasts." ”
Evil Wind Fantasy: "You kissed a few times, and then ****." ”
Lu Ming thought about it for a while, as if he didn't control it, and directly kissed and touched it for the first time, so he replied like this.
Evil Wind Fantasy then asked, "In what environment is your game playing?"
Lu Ming knew that he was wrong and was too anxious, so he replied helplessly: "Living room." ”
Evil Wind Phantom asked, "In the living room, are you two in the room?"
Lu Ming: "There are two other girls in the room. ”
Evil Wind Fantasy summed it up: "First, you didn't choose a good environment, could it be that at the end of the game, you will do something shameful in the living room." The second is that there are no control steps, not only to control the steps but also to control the time, you have to control each step for half an hour, such as kissing the face, you will kiss three or four times, so that the woman's body remembers you, and she will subconsciously not be defensive against you. This is still a woman who has a crush and affection for you, this is all messed up, what do you want me to say?"
Lu Ming hurriedly begged for advice: "Big brother, brother, teach me, what should I do next?"
After waiting for about 5 minutes, Evil Wind Illusion replied: "Brother, I have something to do now, I'll solve these little things and give you a good reference." ”
Lu Ming couldn't wait, he knew his appetite, who knew when he would reply, this kind of thing couldn't let too many people know, and hurriedly asked: "What's the matter, see if I can help?"
Evil Wind Fantasy, but I have waited for Xiao Ming to say this sentence for a long time, "Those in the group want to catch a few bags all day long, chat with him, solve the problem of pickling girls for him, find songs for him, don't ask for any hard work, just wait for the big fish."
Like the post-80s group in Zhejiang, Yu Xiaochun, who has been chatting for more than 1 month, has even passed a "Love Apartment", and the **/silk that can't grasp the opportunity will always be **/silk. What can you do with 10,000 yuan, hugging your thighs is the king, and my brother's 1000000000 assets are not about hugging my thighs. ”
Evil Wind came back to his senses and said, "Small problem, there is something wrong with the company that needs to be solved." ”
Lu Ming didn't care, he wasn't in the same world, and he couldn't help him, so he replied politely: "Brother, I can't help anything else, if you need funds, you can still help." ”
Evil Wind Fantasy understated: "Well, a small problem, the company encountered an audit by the tax department and froze the cash, and there was a small project just this month that needed 50 million funds." Xiao Ming has loose hands, you can invest, forget if it's inconvenient, the company's finances should be unsealed in a few days. ”
Lu Ming has lived in the past few days, and he has not used money at all, Lin Wu said that his company is tens of billions of dollars, and he can't understand how much 50 million is at all, and the evil wind fantasy is an understatement, his personal account has been rising more than 1 billion, and he doesn't take 50 million seriously at all.
transferred 50 million to the evil wind illusion, and said: "You use the money first, and then pay it back when you have it, you help me solve this problem first." ”
Evil Wind Fantasy received 50 million arrival information, and then there was information that the bank had paid taxes, and happily danced disco in the office, this Xiao Ming even got the transfer tax of funds, it was too ******, and the secretary's office was on the edge of Evil Wind Illusion.
Lin Zhilin, the beautiful secretary who always pays attention to the boss's information, heard that the boss was dancing disco, and immediately put her heart in at this time, and then went in to spread a cute and cute girl, and the new LV bag was there, and gently pushed away the office of the evil wind, and wrapped the evil wind like a goblin.
Evil Wind Phantom looked at the fairy secretary, and took advantage of the excitement to push Lin Zhilin to climb on the desk, and then he got high, no one dared to enter the office of Evil Wind Phantom casually.
PS: After Lu Ming lost his memory, the number density was cured, and he would not be able to retrieve his memory in the future.
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