Liu Zixuan There are a total of three people at their table, and the one who spoke just now is very tall and very white-skinned, if he wears a woman's clothes and wears a little makeup, he can't find it at all when he stands in the pile of women, and more importantly, his words are relatively light, and his demeanor and conversation are like a sissy.

And sitting on the side and smiling at the two of them was a guy who was not very tall and slightly chubby, and he looked honest.

Liu Zixuan smiled when he heard this, took out the folding fan, and also had a scholarly atmosphere: "Since there are only three of us at this table, let's start." ”

"Okay, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you. ”

The sissy man glanced at Liu Zixuan, and then said, "Who came out first?"

"I'll come first!" The honest man sneered all his life and looked around: "There are indeed many families who come here today, but there are also many people who come with the daydream method to make up for it, then I will make this move, and say that if you two come out first, that is, who wins!"

"No problem. Liu Zixuan nodded with the sissy man.

"Listen up, my uplink is: Yelang daydreams!"

Liu Zixuan smiled when he heard this: "It's so good, Yelang's arrogance is taken from a story, which has the meaning of mocking people, and daydreaming makes the meaning of ridicule more obvious, brother, don't swear when you scold people." ”

"You dare to curse?" the sissy said angrily: "Look at you like this, I think you are the daydreamer!"

"Two, please start the couplet, since you say that I am scolding, you can come back!" said the honest man with his hands spread.

The sissy man frowned and began to ponder.

Liu Zixuan touched his chin, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he put away the folding fan: "There is, my lower link is a Chinese girl's virtual dark ghost!"

"Yelang is right to a Chinese girl, and daydreaming is right to dark ghosts, what a good pair!" The honest man smiled: "This is also an allusion to someone who is like that female ghost!"

"Hahaha!" Liu Zixuan smiled and glanced at the honest man, and the two of them also tacitly agreed. In this way, they are all scolding the sissy in this couplet.

The sissy was stunned for a moment, but also reacted, and slapped the table: "You guys are really vulgar!"

"If you don't come up, then you lose, it's time for you to come up, if you come up against one of us, you have to be eliminated!" said the honest man.

"Swearing, who wouldn't!"

The sissy thought for a while, looked at the fan in Liu Zixuan's hand, and immediately smiled: "My uplink is: Little scholar, wearing winter clothes, holding a summer fan, can a spring and autumn book be read?"

"Ouch, it's kind of interesting!" The honest man smiled: "This is undoubtedly scolding this brother for being an ordinary person, who has to take out a fan to pretend to be a cultural person, and mocks you for reading Spring and Autumn books." Absolutely, not in the next place!"

glanced at the man's help to analyze, and said that he couldn't get the next link, and the sissy man became even more proud.

He smiled sarcastically: "What's the matter, I'm not right, right? I just said that I am a female ghost, what about you now? Not a garbage pretending to be a cultural person?"

"Who is the garbage scolding?" Liu Zixuan replied.

"Trash scolds you!" replied the sissy without thinking. directly provoked Liu Zixuan and the honest man.

reacted and glared at Liu Zixuan angrily: "You ......"

"How about me?" Liu Zixuan smiled playfully: "Isn't it just a Shanglian, the master will give you the right one!"

"Well, I'm going to see what you can do with it, and if it's the slightest asymmetry, you'll lose!" the sissy man scolded.

Liu Zixuan pondered for a while, he heard from the sissy accent that this guy should be from the country of sticks, shook the folding fan a few times, and said with a smile: "My next link is: Little sissy, born in the north, come to the south, is that thing still there?"

"Hahaha!" After the honest man heard Liu Zixuan's downlink, he laughed directly.

And the sissy man's face turned even bluer, Liu Zixuan's next link was undoubtedly to scold him for being a eunuch, and the sissy breath was too heavy. The last sentence 'Is that thing still there?' directly increased the forcing of the entire lower link several times!

"It's vulgar!" sissy scolded with a blushing face.

"Everyone is each other, how good do you think you are!" Liu Zixuan raised his eyebrows: "We Huaxia people, we don't have a good impression of people like you, you want to marry a Chinese girl?

"Hmph! I'll see you in the martial arts arena!"

The sissy was verbally attacked by the two of them, and immediately became angry, but she was also worried about being disqualified, so she walked outside with her sleeves up, believing that she was eliminated.

The honest man gave Liu Zixuan a thumbs up: "Brother, admire it again, the two couplets will make the guy in the stick country embarrassed!"

"Concession. Liu Zixuan arched his hand: "Then what about the two of us, do you want to continue or what?"

"Go on, there are no foreign people now, so we don't have to scold people. The honest man said.

Liu Zixuan waved his fan: "Please ......"

The honest man thought for a while: "Brother, my Shanglian was written three years ago, and no one has ever been out in the past three years. ”

"Let's hear it!" Liu Zixuan knew that this honest man was going to take out the things at the bottom of the box. But he also became cautious, after all, he blew the bull out with Bai Jingjing, if it was really Wendou who lost in the first round, it would really be a slap in the face.

The honest man got up slowly, walked around the table for half a circle, and said: "My upper link is: the hook is old, the hook is the test, the old test is the child, and the child is old." ”

The first two sentences are somewhat similar to the split word couplet, but the trick is that one hook is above. It's really a difficult downlink.

"Dude, you have to think about it carefully, I have met many knowledgeable characters in this couplet and can't match it!" The honest man said with a slight meaning: "Even if you can't be right, it doesn't matter, there is still martial arts." ”

Liu Zixuan frowned and fell into deep thought.

After about a minute, he smiled: "This couplet is really difficult!"

"Did that brother admit defeat?" The honest man smiled: "Actually, it doesn't matter if you admit defeat, such a difficult uplink, Sensei said that it was you, looking at the audience, I don't think anyone can say it." ”

Between the words of the honest man, there is naturally some pride, after all, he also relied on this link, which discouraged many literati and talents.

Liu Zixuan folded the folding fan little by little, and said with a faint smile: "It's difficult, but it's not so bad as to stump me." Naturally, there is no such thing as admitting defeat. ”

"Can you come out?" The honest man's expression changed immediately, if Liu Zixuan was right, then he would have to be eliminated!

(End of chapter)