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Chen Nan said weakly, and turned around with a somewhat stiff expression.

Lan Yuqin snorted coldly, and said angrily: "You bastard knows about absenteeism in three days, I haven't troubled you yet, you started to slander me behind my back, and I'll see how I clean you up." ”

Chen Nan's face was full of innocence: "Great Teacher Lan, I respect you so much, how can I slander you, you heard it wrong, you must have heard it wrong." ”

"You don't have to quibble, come with me!"

Lan Yuqin didn't allow him to say more, so she grabbed his hand directly, dragged him and rushed to the office.

In the back, both girls burst out laughing.

Especially Su Qingqing, he shouted with schadenfreude: "Cousin, this time the cowhide is blown up, right?"

Chen Nan didn't want to mention how depressed he was.

Knowing that Lan Yuqin was behind, he wouldn't brag in front of Su Qingqing if he said anything: "Hey, hey, teacher, be gentle, men and women don't kiss, what do you look like like this, you won't let go of me anymore!"

Lan Yuqin turned around and glared at him fiercely: "Call, you call! I warn you surnamed Chen, my aunt and grandmother are very angry now, don't provoke me!"

"Is your aunt here?"

Chen Nan asked without knowing whether he was alive or dead, and only after saying that he felt that he was cheap, but it was too late to regret it.

"Bastard, your aunt is here!"

Lan Yuqin became even more rough, directly pushed Chen Nan into the office, and then locked the door with a "bang", grabbed the whip and strode towards him, waving his hand.

This tigress is really powerful!

Chen Nan saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly dodged away: "Teacher, if you have something to say, don't hit people, we are all civilized people, and we are reasonable." You are a teacher, you have to convince people with reason, how can you be so rude. ”

"There's a kind of don't hide!"

Lan Yuqin was as if she had exploded, pointed at Chen Nan and shouted, and chased after him again.

Chen Nan was speechless.

Where does this Lan Yuqin look like a teacher, even the legendary spicy female teacher is not so cruel!

Chen Nandong hid in Tibet, and Lan Yuqin waved the whip to chase after him.

Throughout the office, the sound of messy footsteps kept ringing, and those who didn't know thought that there was a third world war.

Ten minutes later, Lan Yuqin was panting tiredly, and sweat broke out on her forehead.

Seeing that she was so tired, Chen Nan really couldn't bear it: "Teacher, don't chase it, you can't beat me." ”

"Humph!"

Lan Yuqin took a sip of water and threw herself at him again.

"Fight, fight. ”

Chen Nan sighed, didn't run away, and planned to let her play a few times to get angry.

Lan Yuqin grabbed his arm, waved the whip and whipped him a few times, the first time was quite heavy, the second time was a lot lighter, the further back it was, the lighter it became, and finally he couldn't bear to beat it, and said angrily: "You run, why don't you run?"

Chen Nan's head was raised: "I can run if I want to, stop when I want to, and I am in charge of my body." ”

"You!"

Lan Yuqin stared at him fiercely: "Cheap!"

Of course, she could see that Chen Nan saw that she was too tired, so she deliberately stopped and let her fight.

Count on you bastard for a bit of a conscience!

Most of the anger in Lan Yuqin's heart has disappeared, but she still sneered coldly, sitting at the desk: "Say, what have you been doing these days, why don't you ask for leave and don't come to class?"

"Prostitution went, a total of three and a half days, found forty young ladies, ten girls every night, it felt refreshing. ”

Of course, this was said by the black-haired chicken.

But what's worse is that this undisciplined chicken actually imitated Chen Nan's voice, and Lan Yuqin happened to look at the table just now, not knowing that Chen Nan didn't speak, so he suddenly misunderstood.

"Smack!"

With a slap on the table, Lan Yuqin jumped up, pointed at Chen Nan's nose and said angrily: "Chen Nan, you bastard!"

"No...... Not what I said. ”

Chen Nan stretched out his hand and grabbed the black-haired chicken in his hand, threatening: "Dead chicken, shut up for me, otherwise I will steam you later." ”

"Oh oh, oh oh ......"

The black-haired chicken crows, but does not speak.

Lan Yuqin was almost mad, pointed at the black-haired chicken and roared: "You want to tell me, did this chicken say what you said just now?

"This chicken really can talk. ”

Chen Nan pinched the black-haired chicken hard and said, "Dead chicken, hurry up and say something to prove my innocence." ”

The black-haired chicken didn't say a word, and he didn't even chirp.

"Fuck you, talk!"

Chen Nan glared at the black-haired chicken, but the latter ignored it, making Lan Yuqin feel that it was really just a chicken and couldn't speak human words.

"Chen Nan, what else do you have to say?"

Lan Yuqin's anger that had just subsided a little bit suddenly multiplied, and she was even angrier than before, even if this bastard student skipped class to prostitute Miss Miss, she still dared to say it, and she was too dismissive of her as a teacher.

While Lan Yuqin was angry, she also felt a little sour and vinegar in her heart.

This guy actually went to prostitution, prostitution, he is not very old, how can he do such a morally corrupt thing!

"Teacher, wait a minute. ”

Chen Nan really had no choice, he didn't expect to be pitted by the chicken, he smashed the black-haired chicken to the ground, and then stepped on the head of the chicken with one foot, and stepped on it with the other foot.

"What are you doing, stop!"

Lan Yuqin was startled, but found that Chen Nan had two feet down, and the chicken had not been trampled to death, so she couldn't help frowning again.

"Bang ......"

Chen Nan kicked one foot after another, and after stomping more than ten feet one after another, the black-haired chicken couldn't help but scream anymore: "Oh, oh...... boy Chen, if you let go of me, Grandpa Chicken is about to fall apart. ”

Lan Yuqin was dumbfounded.

A chicken can really talk.

"This ...... How is this possible!"

Chen Nan bent down and grabbed the black-haired chicken and said, "This product is a hybrid breed of chicken and parrot, not only can speak human words, but also has a super high IQ. ”

The black-haired chicken flapped its wings, but it couldn't break free from Chen Nan's claws, "Boy, you fart, Grandpa Chicken is a pure chicken, and it has nothing to do with that bullshit parrot." ”

Lan Yuqin was dumbfounded.

Even a parrot can only learn human words, but this chicken can actually speak on its own.

"Teacher, you should believe it now, this chicken is cheating me, right?" Chen Nan looked at Lan Yuqin and said.

Lan Yuqin came back to her senses: "Then where have you been in the past three days?"

"This ......"

Chen Nan's mind was racing rapidly, and he soon found an excuse, and said with a sad face: "Actually, my master died three days ago, and I went back to wear linen and filial piety for him." ”

After speaking, two tears were squeezed out of his eyes.

If Xuantianji heard this, it is estimated that he would either be angry to death, or jump up and scold the unfilial traitors.