September 1st, afternoon, Baixian, Chengzhuang No. 1 Middle School.

The two teenagers sat under a tree opposite the school gate, watching the men and women coming in and out of the door in a daze.

"Do you want cigarettes?" the fat man sitting next to him pulled out a cigarette and handed out the cigarette case.

"Yes!" the boy casually took the cigarette case and stuffed it into his trouser pocket.

"Are you a bit of a tiger? Lao Tzu is asking you to take out one yourself, not a whole pack of cigarettes for you!" The fat man depressedly took out a cigarette case from the boy's trouser pocket, took out one, and handed it over.

The young man reached out and took it, put it to his mouth, and continued to stare at the flow in front of him in a daze.

The young man's name is Li Haoran, and the fat man next to him habitually calls him "mouse." The nickname "Mouse" was given by the fat man next to him, and the partners in the village all called Li Haoran "Haozi." Although the pronunciation of the words consumption and hao is the same, with his understanding of the fat man for many years, the purpose of giving Li Haoran this nickname is to damage him, because the fat man has a pair of squinting eyes. This is often genetic, usually born like this, the fat man's small eyes with a round head, no matter how you look at it, it's funny. Looks are all given by parents, in the fat man's opinion, looking like this, he can't get along with himself, since he can't get along with himself, he can only get along with others, so the fat man found Li Haoran.

Both of them are the same age, and they can't talk about who is older than the other in terms of age, so the fat man has played his physical advantages very well, and the fat man's small body is still quite capable of bluffing. Since elementary school, the fat man has had more small followers, and slowly the two have become friends, and when the fat man is bored, Li Haoran next to him has become the object of damage. The joy of life of fat people often happens to Li Haoran, such as the following situation.

"Look, there's a row of rat holes at the base of the wall. The fat man touched Li Haoran with his elbow, pointed to the root of the opposite wall, and tried to open a pair of squinting eyes that could never be opened.

"Just talk, why are you scolding me?" Li Haoran scolded dissatisfiedly, and moved to the side by the way.

"Who stabbed you?" the fat man twitched Li Haoran with his arm again as he spoke, "I just told you that there is a row of rat holes there, why are you scolding?"

", if there is a mouse hole, there will be a mouse hole, what does it have to do with me?" Li Haoran increased his tone dissatisfiedly, causing the men and women around him to turn their heads one after another.

"Now, I didn't say it had anything to do with you, but you admit it. The fat man turned his head to look at Li Haoran with satisfaction and laughed, laughing enough, he didn't forget to comfort Li Haoran's emotions, took out a lighter and lit a cigarette on Li Haoran's mouth.

The two of them are small, both from the same village, the fat man's family is in the east of the village, and Li Haoran's family is in the west of the village. Li Haoran also gave the fat man a nickname, and the fat man had more nicknames, such as chubby, chubby, chubby, second fat, and so on. He is the second in the family, and there is an older brother who runs a repair shop in the town, his brother's name is Li Dazhuang, and he was originally called Li Xiaozhuang. Before going to school, his father felt that the name Li Xiaozhuang was too cheesy, so he thought that the whole thing was more connotative, and he specially found a few older people in the village at that time. When giving names in rural areas, they all like to find some elderly people, and the older generation of others are educated, but the fat man and his father don't understand this.

Originally, there were three old people with relatively high qualifications in the village, and I heard that they used to be at the level of division commanders, and they had fought little devils on the battlefield, and the three of them were lifelong friends. Just because of the name of Xiaopang, there was a conflict, and the two died within a few years, leaving an old man still alive. The rest of the one according to the seniority, I and Xiao Fat have to call him Uncle Grandpa, this uncle is tough, when he was young, he was a practicing style, it is said that at that time, he was a guard next to the old man who had passed away.

Here's the thing, at that time, these three old-timers had nothing to do every day, so they often got together to talk about the mountains, which meant that they often talked about calves. It was afternoon, and when the fat man father took the fat man over to look for them, the three of them happened to be together. The eldest named Xiaopang *, and the second oldest named Li Zhongguo, who named the fat man, and then it was his uncle's turn to name him, and he casually named Li Jian.

Originally, according to the meaning of Chubby's father, the old man picked out one of the three names and it was over, and the bad thing was here. The three old men disagreed, they all felt that the name they gave was a good name, they each held their own opinions, and the more they made trouble, the more fierce they became, and in the end there was no way, in order to prevent the three old men from fighting, they had to ask the village chief to come forward.

The village chief was only in his early fifties at the time, and at that time he had not yet begun to lose his hair, and every day he saw him go out, his hair was neatly combed. At that time, he always had a Nokia 1011 pinned to his waist in the village, and his habit was to take out every five minutes to check the time, and the place where the village chief often haunted was the village. Sometimes people are unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth, the village chief and the widow of the village have a leg, the village people didn't know before, the villagers are relatively simple, just think the village chief to do good deeds.

The village chief did not do a lot of good deeds in the widow's house, often came out of the widow's house, sometimes picked up two buckets of dung, went to the vegetable garden in front of the widow's house to fertilize, the village chief's own vegetable garden was not neat and tidy, that day to the village chief's house to find the village chief, the village chief happened to be not at home.

The three old men made a fuss about whose name did they call Xiao Fat, the oldest old man in the grade took out a rusty * from home, and the old man in second place in the grade took out a * from home, which was seized from the little devil back then, and the uncle of the youngest grade saw that this was going to make a big fuss, and went back to get a sword without saying a word.

This incident alarmed the whole village, the whole village spontaneously mobilized to find the village chief, the two old people are stubborn, when they were young, the two of them went to the battlefield together to fight devils, and the friendship of life is over, and now they threaten to blow up each other for a name, and the boat of friendship will overturn. The most sturdy is the uncle, when he saw that the two were going to fight, he turned his head and went home to get a sword, and he stepped forward with the sword to chop off the hands of the two, and the uncle had no one to solve the crisis.

The village chief slept in the widow's house in the afternoon, and after coming out of the widow's house, he was still standing at the door to sort out his trouser belt, and he happened to be seen by Xiaopang, Xiaopang shouted, there were villagers at the intersection, it was not dark yet, and the whole village knew about the adultery between the village chief and the widow Wang.

After the village chief found out, he rushed over in a hurry, the village chief is also young, has a primary school education, and can't speak in front of the three of them, so he has no choice but to call to report the case.

The town police station drove three broken bread trucks, all of them came, and the town's leadership team came, and they persuaded vigorously, and they handed out cigarettes and alcohol for two hours, and finally quieted down the three old men. The two oldest in the grade were suspected of possessing weapons, and in view of their age, they focused on persuasion and education. The friendship that has been fatalized on the battlefield, because of this, has not been in contact with each other, and has passed away one after another after a few years of anger.

The daughter-in-law of the village chief's family quarreled with the village chief almost every day because of the matter between the village chief and the widow Wang, and sometimes quarreled directly on the street. The village chief also became bald in less than a few months because of this incident, and then the village chief's daughter-in-law drank pesticides, and after a period of time, the widow Wang lived in the village chief's house.

When the fat man reported in elementary school at that time, the head teacher temporarily gave him a name, and he was called Li Xiaozhuang.

"Hey, buddy, do you have any cigarettes?" Just as Li Haoran and the fat man were squatting on the ground and smoking, a tall and thin boy with short shaved hair came over and squatted down and asked.

"Baisha, as long as you don't dislike it. The fat man kindly took out his cigarette case and gave one.

The boy thanked him and took it, "My name is Qiangzi, from the second and third classes of junior high school, and if anyone bullies you at school in the future, they will mention my name." ”

At that time, Li Haoran and the fat man thought that they had not yet gone to school, and they had already met a big man who was awesome and coaxing, and later learned that this boy named Qiangzi was this sentence no matter where he went, and the name "Qiangzi" was very rotten.

Of course, at this time, the two didn't know it, they both thought that the strong son was very bad at school just now, and the strong son asked for a cigarette and left. The remaining Li Haoran and the fat man continued to squat on the ground and smoke, talking about the characters who bombarded the sky like Qiangzi, and they were still complacent in their hearts, and they met a powerful character before they officially went to class.

"What are you two doing squatting here?" Just as Li Haoran and the fat man were thinking about how awesome the strong man was just now, an angry voice came from behind him.

Li Haoran and the fat man immediately stood up and rushed forward, and there was another angry shout behind them, "Stop!"

Li Haoran looked at the boy in front of him and didn't speak, the fat man licked his face and stepped forward, "Brother, why are you here? Do you smoke?" The fat man handed over the cigarette case in his hand in embarrassment.

It was Li Haoran's brother who taught Li Haoran and the fat man a lesson, his name was Li Hao, and he was always taciturn. He immediately went to the third year of junior high school, and originally said that he was going to come with Li Haoran, but at noon, a classmate came to play with him, so Li Haoran and the fat man came first. Originally, Li Haoran and the fat man were waiting for Xiaochuan, but they didn't expect to be caught by Li Hao, "Stealing your father's cigarettes again?" Li Hao took the cigarette case handed over by the fat man, raised his eyebrows and asked.

"That,My dad put it on the table when he played mahjong.,I came over.,There's only three of them.,Just now I and the mouse have one person.,Now there's only one left.,Really,You don't believe it.,You can ask the mouse.。 The fat man saw Li Hao open the cigarette case and quickly explained.

"When did you two learn to smoke?" Li Hao raised his eyes and glanced around Li Haoran and the fat man, and finally his eyes stayed on the fat man.

"Today is really the first time, I wanted to pretend to compare, but I didn't expect to be bumped into by you, this thing is really a coincidence. The fat man continued to weave with embarrassment on his face.

"Don't let me see you two smoking again in the future, otherwise, if you see you once, do you hear?" Li Hao said angrily.

"I heard, I heard. Li Haoran and the fat man agreed repeatedly.

When Li Hao left, he also confiscated the lighter in the fat man's trouser pocket, and when Li Hao taught Li Haoran and the fat man a lesson just now, many students were watching from the sidelines, including the strong man just now. Now that Li Hao is gone, Qiangzi came over and raised his hand to say hello: "That person's name is Li Hao, he used to be in the second and third classes of junior high school, why did you two provoke him when you just came? Don't say I didn't remind you two, don't mess with him, otherwise my strong son won't be able to cover you!" Qiangzi looked stunned, looking like the eldest brother was teaching the younger brother a lesson.

"Damn, that's going to be difficult. The fat man glanced at Li Haoran and continued: "If you look down and don't look up, you won't have a good time in the future." ”

"You two are really stupid, why don't you just hide away when you see him?" said Qiangzi with a look of disgust.

"Mouse, you tell him, what is the relationship between the two of us and Li Hao. The fat man stretched out his hand and pulled Li Haoran.