"Is there anything to drink?" Wu Xiaowu touched Han Han's head, showing a completely relaxed expression, and sat next to him. Probably because today's work is over, he has plenty of time to relax as if he wants to communicate well.

"Oh...... You wait. Yoyo went to the kitchen to help him get a can of Coke, but he still clung to Wu Xiaowu's workbook like a ghost exorcism talisman. In the midst of everything that happened in just a few minutes, she was full of curiosity about everything. "Except for Coke, it's white water. ”

"Thank you!" Wu Xiaowu opened the Coke and poured a few sips, and the elegant and calm gentlemanly demeanor just now suddenly turned into a market atmosphere. In the face of instinctive needs, most people can't be personable. "Before you ask about the benefits, I need to know what you need, concrete things, or abstract emotions, you can be my client. ”

Yoyo sat down in the chair across from him, holding the workbook in his arms, and pushed the frame of his glasses in disbelief. "If what you say is true, can we use a more popular method to make me 'understand'...... Understand what you and what you said?" In front of Wu Xiaowu, she felt that her words, deeds and IQ had been lowered.

Wu Xiaowu raised his eyebrows, "Okay, in a more intuitive way - you start by turning the smoother side of my workbook up," he said as he walked over, and Yoyo suddenly stood up and raised his guard. "Don't be nervous, I just need to open it. He held his hands up in the pose of a surrenderer, a mocking smile on his face.

Yoyo sat down again, did as he said, with the smooth side of the workbook facing up, on his lap, and pressed both sides with both hands to prevent the other from attacking. Wu Xiaowu didn't mean to rob, maybe as he said, he wanted her to be his customer, although Yoyo didn't know what the so-called customer meant. He just pressed his palm against the surface of the workbook.

There is a "jingle bell", and a gray interface appears on the surface of the workbook. Yoyo then realized that this thing was a tablet from another world - although it looked like a black tile before it was turned on. "Okay, I can teach you how to operate it, first of all, the most urgent need you've ever had, or the most recent one, or what your desires are. We've got you covered. You first click on the fourth red icon on the right, and then select the last item. ”

When you look closely at the workbook's screen, familiar windows and buttons appear, but there are two very strange characters on the main body of the interface - one of which is a bit like ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, and the other is Chinese characters. The two scripts are arranged more according to the translation structure, i.e., the upper line is the unidentified script, and the lower line is the Chinese characters. But the strange thing is that she knows every single word of those Chinese characters, but she can't understand the phrases and sentences composed of these Chinese characters.

For example, the red icon that Wu Xiaowu said, with "Ge Yuan Zhipei" written below, and several items appeared after she clicked in, all of which were "Ya Trap Road Song Flower Sandwich Side Jue Fei", "Yabo Lu Gudu Flower Riding Luo Xi Zuo", "Yalong Quail Side Jar Side Jar Net Fei" and other "Chinese character garbled characters". But out of the work quality of the editors, she is sensitive to Chinese characters, and she still sees some clues:

All entries on this page begin with the word "ya", perhaps meaning something like "please", "you", "choose", etc.; some words are repeated in different entries, indicating that it is not a random fabrication, but has its own set of combinations...... Youyou guessed that with her fixed knowledge of Chinese characters in the past, she would not be able to understand these sentences, or even any of them, but if she took the time to just do statistics and compare the way the characters were arranged in garbled characters with the normal Chinese she used, maybe the difference in entropy between them would be about the same......

Wu Xiaowu sensed her heart from the change in Youyou's brows, "Don't think about it, those Baste scripts you don't know are for non-human races, the Chinese characters you know are actually a set of passwords, and you can't understand them without learning the secret key, and it took me three years to learn this whole set of code scripts used by human burdens." Do as I say and pick the last one. ”

Yoyo pressed the information bar at the end, and an irregular interface popped up with a ding, which was full of dense colored dots, and it only took a few seconds for those colored dots to form a line, forming a surface, and finally forming a three-dimensional real look like a movie screen, and "movie" The protagonist is a very old wooden camera, in which Wu Xiaowu pokes his head out from behind the camera, smiles politely at Yoyo and then hides back in the gate behind the black cloth, his hand symbolically pulls the shutter release line, and with a bang, a strong white light almost blinds Yoyo.

Youyou closed his eyes and twisted his head to the side, and heard Wu Xiaowu sitting back on the sofa in the real world let out a laugh, and thought:! Sister can't be his trick, right? In a panic, he hurriedly opened his eyes to get used to it, and suddenly thought of the collective amnesia of those people in "The Man in Black". But after a long time, Yoyo saw that Wu Xiaowu was still sitting there, Krakala leisurely pinching the can of Coke, and he still remembered all the details that had happened in the past time, except that some kind of progress bar similar to data transfer appeared on the screen of the workbook.

"Sorry! But in order for you to understand intuitively, I need your personal video data. You now click the back button in the upper left corner, click on the third on the left, click on the sixth on the left after entering, and then click on the first ...... on the right after entering" While Wu Xiaowu said these words, Youyou did not make any complaints or questions, but honestly followed his prompts to operate this "love faction" from another world.

Soon, some kind of modeling system-like interface appeared on the screen, and it wasn't long before stereoscopic images of people who could talk and laugh appeared on the workbook like silent films. "If you still want, you can go to the refrigerator and get it yourself. She listened to the noise of the Coke can in Wu Xiaowu's hand, and pointed to Wu Xiaowu's hand holding the can with her chin. At this time, she had already detached herself from the atmosphere of confrontation just now, calm on the surface but excited on the inside waiting for what would happen next.

"Thanks, no need. Now please tell me what you need. Whatever you want, the average customer is reserved when they first learn about the Homus exchange and our services, hehe, we are all the same, always in a hurry to achieve the goal, and try to cover it up. Wu Xiaowu's words were somewhat emotional.

Yoyo also temporarily withdrew from the curiosity and stimulation, thinking about his last two sentences, this feeling used to be something she hated, but I don't know when it started, and she was gradually swallowed up and changed by everything she hated. also because of this sentence that resonated with her, she had an inexplicable sense of trust in Wu Xiaowu at this moment. She glanced at Wu Xiaowu's eyes, his eyelashes were thicker and longer than the average man's, which was one of the more gentle-looking features of a face.

"I want to be an Internet celebrity, the kind that is very popular, almost like Sister Feng, but the grade is higher than her: neither well-known nor angry, neither skinning nor framing, both down-to-earth and unconventional, respectable and highlighting cultural connotation. Yoyo spoke bluntly, and the last two sentences were often on her boss's lips.

Wu Xiaowu listened carefully to her explanation, and Youyou thought he would laugh or despise him, but his expression became serious, his eyes revealed seriousness, and there was a little bit of compassion. After listening to this, he thought about it, and returned to the relaxed expression he had just now. Yoyo pressed Wu Xiaowu's prompt, and clicked a series of buttons, and then Wu Xiaowu raised his voice slightly, and said a short sentence into the workbook, although he spoke clearly, but Yoyo couldn't understand half a word, maybe this was the pronunciation of Bastewen that he just said.

He asked her to align the rough back of the workbook at the position of the bed, and after Yoyo clicked on the front control button, a few rays of light shot out from the back of the workbook, using Yoyo's bed as a hologram of the "stage", and began her demonstration of the appeal of Internet celebrities. Only then did Yoyo be in awe of the intelligence embodied in this inconspicuous "black tile".

Projection is a micro-film-style advertisement, which uses four three-dimensional visual spaces to slowly rotate to show Yoyo a virtual clip of her daily life, the anxiety and humility before becoming an Internet celebrity, the concept proposal to realize her wishes, the busy life after becoming famous, the hypothetical online event and the resulting effects and cultural phenomena, media reports and the benefits obtained by Yoyo with the help of the online platform, the evaluation and rehearsal of future possibilities, and the positive and negative analysis of public evaluation and repercussions...... Of course, there is also the female model who is modeled on Yoyo's appearance at the end, showing a satisfied and comfortable smile to Yoyo in reality.

The eight-minute display, which was extremely informative, ended with a singular symbol, which was the logo of the Hommels exchange house where Wu Xiaowu worked. Even though Yoyo knew that these demos were only based on fiction, the excitement of her long-awaited dream scene suddenly appeared in front of her, and she was even inspired to make more suggestions for adding to the details she had just shown.

Wu Xiaowu, who was closing his eyes and recuperating on the side, opened his eyes, walked up to her as a high-quality professional, handed her a thing that Yoyo didn't know when and where he took it from, and said confidently: "If you are willing to become our customer, then please accept it." Yoyo took the solid silver metallic box, and when he opened it, he saw a black ring inside.

"What is this?...... Ring?" she took it to her hand and looked at it carefully, the ring was obsidian-like and the size of an emperor's wrench.

Wu Xiaowu returned to the sofa and sat upright, "This is the permission ring, in layman's terms, it is both a key and a USB drive - it can open the space barrier to the Hommels exchange house, and it will also submit the relevant data of customers to the exchange house in stages, which is the symbol and voucher after you become our customer." ”

Yoyo understood its first function, although he didn't know where the so-called exchange was, but if he wanted to go, he would use it to open the door. "Data, what data?"

"Oh, and this data will involve privacy, but you can wear it periodically and selectively, for example, if your needs are emotional, then you can wear it when you are in love, and if your needs are workplace, you can wear it at work. It records the customer's thinking logic, language behavior, and mood swings, and submits analysis data to our exchange office database every eight days. Wu Xiaowu introduced familiarly and seriously, and when he spoke and smiled, a dimple often appeared on the left side of his face, which made Youyou wander from time to time.

"Why should I buy it...... Asking someone to send me a monitor is not safe at all. It's pretty good, but I don't think it's cool at all. Yoyo lit an ordinary cigarette and looked at Wu Xiaowu from the ring.

Wu Xiaowu was not polite, he walked over by himself, took out the same lady's cigarette from her ordinary cigarette case, and handed him the lighter leisurely. "When a need is met, there is a sense of security. Of course, in addition to the fact that customers can freely choose to wear the permission ring in stages, the privacy filtering system of our database will filter and encrypt the details of personal privacy. All we need is the analytics provided by these records, and all staff members don't know the specific events behind the data. For example, the database records a series of emotional changes, language behaviors, and thinking judgment trajectories that occur when you meet me today, but what our staff knows is only the value of emotions, words and deeds, and thinking, not details. Of course, I hope you know that the more detailed the record, the smoother the satisfaction of customer needs, the faster the efficiency, and the greater the sense of happiness. ”

Youyou listened to Wu Xiaowu's explanation, on the one hand, he dispelled his doubts, and on the other hand, he generated more problems. "Let me think about it...... By the way, there is a digression, what I want to ask is, if you hadn't stopped your colleague in the corridor just now, what 'extraordinary measures' might he have taken against me?"

"Hehe, that's nothing, he just drops the essential oil of consciousness that plays a role in forgetting in the time interval onto your neck. It is also a way that human beings who cannot be our customers can forget, forget everything that has crossed paths with us for all the time periods. ”

"Don't you have more advanced equipment? For example, if you flash something and people will be stupid or something. While laughing and joking, Yoyo handed the workbook to Wu Xiaowu, and she actually gave up her unreasonable occupation of it. Wu Xiaowu stood up and took it, bowed to her solemnly, thanked her and sat down again, it seemed that he was not in a hurry to leave.

"The Five Spiritual Departments have always adhered to the artistic sense of advanced technology, and in this seemingly chaotic but actually full of design in the universe, the romantic and artistic way of operation is not only a tribute to the rules of the universe, but also one of the spirits of our work. Wu Xiaowu's face was full of pride, and it was clear that his "business training" had been successful as a newcomer to the burden.

Youyou heard him mention some words many times, "What do you mean by Buster, a race with its own civilization?" Wu Xiaowu just kept a smile and looked at her directly without answering. Yoyo admires this kind of person who can refuse to answer with a direct smile, which will instantly put the questioner in an embarrassing situation of being rude, uneducated, or concerned about your.

If an acquaintance usually treats her like this, she will definitely fight back with an indifferent attitude and mean words, but in the face of the man in front of her, in addition to the technician who installed the air conditioner in this room in three years, the first male guest in the real sense, she couldn't be mean. The male guest, oh, she herself laughed at this word in her heart.