If the boys' dormitory is an anime movie that burns the soul of the second in the middle, then the girls' dormitory is a palace fight drama with needles hidden in the cotton.

Regardless of the male and female dormitories, to paraphrase the lines in Mr. Sunglasses's movie, it is a magical place to "see yourself, see heaven and earth, and see all beings".

The young children, by a fate called the college entrance examination, gathered in a river and lake called the university, and then in a Longmen inn called the dormitory, they performed a series of legendary plots and experienced a series of joys, sorrows, and sorrows.

In the first week of entering the school, everyone looked like dogs, polite, almost took out the best tutors, almost in love-like personal habits, dealt with every strange roommate, performed elegant displays, and performed full of tension.

With each other's introductions, acquaintances, hobbies or other factors, after gradually having a tacit understanding of collective communication, as long as one of them reveals the true face behind the disguise, the remaining roommates will be infected one after another.

For example, the trash cans in the girls' dormitory have been changed from once every two or three days to once a week, and the snacks in the boys' dormitory have changed from being made to pears by refugees.

"Maybe that wouldn't be good?"

"Hey, that's the same with TA!"

- The so-called see yourself.

From then on, everyone tore off the invisible costume, and used the most comfortable posture to fart on the bed, or pick their feet at the computer. The comfort of the small team in the dormitory also kicked off from here.

The first time I had a dinner, the first time I got a hangover, the first time I caused a group of conflicts, the first time I hid in a corner and drew circles and waited for others to coax me, the first time I shared everyone's love experience, the first time I stood up for my roommates in the name of brothers, and the first time I divided my sisters into three, six, nine and so on according to various standards...... Friction, compromise, understanding, persuasion.

"There's nothing that can't be solved by good communication. ”

"Everyone has their own strengths, and complementarity and collaboration are king. ”

- The so-called seeing the world.

This laid the foundation for the small circle in the circle that followed. The rules of attraction within the circle are also strange, it can be a common interest and hobby, or it can be a very similar category of the opposite sex, or it can simply trust and rely on a certain brand of mask.

In short, whether because of family background, or because of academic performance, or because of emotional intelligence, if everyone is compared to a ripple, then between each ripple, can stir up more strange, graceful, dark, or bright ripples.

When the short four years are coming to an end, some people find that the person they were most unaccustomed to at the beginning has become the only buddy or friend who can confide in secrets; some people have a small pimple in their hearts, and then for a long time in the future, it will have a far-reaching impact like a knotted rope memory; and some are more free, laughing and crying, making a noise and saying goodbye, and then laughing and laughing on the road to grudge and enmity.

"The feelings of your identification do not prevent me from insisting on vulgarity. ”

"In any case, this is our youth and memories. ”

- The so-called seeing sentient beings.

Since then, I have bid farewell to the youth, sweetness, and dream-like of the campus, and the road that has been prepared for everyone has long been in front of me, leading to the cruel reality. So four years later, the young people, with the imprint of their alma mater, with their humble and insignificant bodies, rationally clamped their tails, or flaunted their ambitions, and walked towards their own lives.

I have just spent a few weeks of freshman life, so naturally I don't have to sigh about it.

Her dormitory is separated from Wu Xiaowu by three dormitory buildings, and the girls' dormitories are all four-person rooms, and the conditions are slightly better than the men's dormitories. Wu Xiaowu's dormitory was originally an eight-person room, but because they were the last wave to be assigned, they were forced to live in a four-person room.

If you use the analogy just now, the four girls in their dormitory have just experienced each other's "seeing themselves" and "releasing their true selves" after the National Day holiday.

It's probably a coincidence that like like gathers together, and several girls in the Yoyo dormitory are very simple and lively, but fortunately, there are no four people pulling out five or six >

This harmonious situation is not due to the efforts of any of them to maintain stability, but to the fan circle culture.

The four of them are fans of Yi Yang Qianxi, Hua Chenyu, Wu Lei, and Bai Jingting.

So since the time of military training, the four girls are like best friends, and they naturally regard all kinds of rice circles as the most important and happy common topic.

The four girls are like professionals in a marriage agency, giving others the advantages and talents of Amway's idols, and like a senior investigation captain, they dispel false rumors and clarify which are the company's hype, which are misunderstood by netizens, which are marketing account tricks, and which are competitors pouring dirty water.

Because of the common mentality of the fan circle, the four of them quickly built a bridge of friendship, and there is a giant ship of friendship under the bridge.

Immediately afterwards, it is the black photos, emoticons, troubles, new and old stalks of various idols, daily lists, voting support, complaints about brokerage companies, criticism of illegitimate meals, siege reports of black fans, and attention to the surrounding collections. Help each other, work together, share weal and woe, and enjoy each other.

"My eldest brother became fluffy today hahahaha......"

"Ahhhh

"I'm going to bed with my husband, so please turn off the lights for any of you. ”

"My orphaned baby has started to reason against the sky again!"

Later, it seemed that something had fallen, and occasionally everyone would talk about the head hair to the foot hair, from the lip peak to the Adam's apple, and guess who was the eagle king from the size of the nose...... Even fantasized about waking up, his idol said in a gentle voice: "Baby, good morning, what do you want to eat?"

Of course, in most cases, in the brains of the four of them, the most standard answer is "eat you".

Yoyo's fan name in the fan circle is Martian, but the other three idols are also her walls, so she has become the core figure of this four-person small collective. Whenever everyone closes the door and turns on the daily bedtime talk mode, Yoyo can always interject a sentence or two just right.

She has a natural affinity, unlike deliberate flattery, and never deliberately despises and excludes anyone, every time she says something, she can get a strong sense of identity with the other three girls. She didn't realize that this intangible skill and wealth was important for the future of socializing.

On the evening of October 12th, after the first rehearsal of the drama club, Yoyo turned around and went outside the school to bring some supper to the sisters in the dormitory. On the way back, I was looking at those group photos over and over again.

On the premise that there has been no progress, Yoyo has not yet shared his good feelings for Wu Xiaowu with everyone. The other three naturally don't know that Yoyo has a crush, which is the roommate of the initiator of the famous "Beautiful Man Movement" some time ago.

She was a little afraid, in case everyone knew, the person she liked would share a bedroom with the mentally retarded man named Sun Zhi, and it would affect Wu Xiaowu's image. Because before this, the girls had already opened countless strange brain holes in that magical dormitory, speculating that the boys in their dormitory might be wearing their faces, cutting their nails, and doing maintenance every night, and they were collectively bent in and out.

Before the lights went out in the middle of the night, the four people in the Yoyo dormitory went to the toilet together, tore off the mask together, washed their faces together, and lay on the bed after coming back.

Between the chattering and laughter, the characteristic voice of the dormitory manager sounded at the door: "It's dry, shut up and sleep!" At the same time, she knocked on the door twice. In my aunt's impression, the girls in this dormitory are very polite, but for some reason, it seems that they have taken laughing medicine in the middle of the night.

The girls had no choice but to post photos of their idols' abs at various stages in the WeChat group. During today's rehearsal, on the one hand, I tried to get myself into the play and not memorize the wrong words, and on the other hand, it was rare to have close contact with Wu Xiaowu, so I couldn't help but spend a hundred and twenty points of my mind and pay attention to the other party's every move, so I felt a little more tired than usual.

She was the first to fall asleep, because of Wu Xiaowu's death design during the night rehearsal, the influence of that mysterious line, not long after she fell asleep, in her sweet dream, had a wonderful effect-

In the dream, in the darkness in front of you, several vertical rows of subtitles appeared:

If the peony is in full bloom and the figure is extinct, the camera is full of dust, and she looks back several times, she bows her head shyly, giving him a chance to get closer, he does not dare to look directly, and leaves her at the best time......

The subtitles dissipated along with the darkness, and the whole glass-like world lit up.

Yoyo is independent of a flat boat, and his clothes are like a fairy.

"Where are you?" she called softly, and the calm river leading to the sky was covered with red maple leaves.

From the loneliness conceived at the beginning of chaos, pushing the snow-capped mountains in the distance, opening a path for her by the riverside.

She chanted softly and called: "Spread your eyes and hang the slanting light, the Xiangjiang River is passing away, Chu Yunfei ......"

The song is poignant and mournful, causing the river to freeze and turn into a yellow sand covered with red leaves.

Between the desert and the snow-capped mountains, above the road, five teenagers rode their swords, chatting and laughing! They noticed that in the shadow of a certain sand dune on the side of the road, there were two cats, one white and one black, who had gained great harmony in their lives in the entanglement of pity and pity!

Half a pillar of incense, the five young men have come to the front, each with a spell to shrink the sword into the sheath.

"The Maple Leaf Fairy urgently summoned me to the Five Uniques of the Snow Mountain, I don't know what is important?" Wu Lei, who took the lead, asked with his fists.

Yoyo stretched out her orchid finger and flicked it to the sides, and a breeze blew around her, and she jumped to her feet, completing six Thomas full spins in the air before slowly landing.

Her lips opened lightly, and her eyes said shyly: "Wu Lei Shangxian forgives, the slave family is cold and lonely, and now I want to find a good person to protect the slave family, go to the back of the bronze gate of the snow mountain, and collect the ancient meteorite turned into a divine mushroom, and I hope to reproduce heirs to relieve the loneliness." ”

At the same time, Yoyo pointed to mid-air, and a beautiful pentagonal structure appeared in the sky, showing the details of the magical big mushroom behind the top of the snow-capped mountain and the bronze door.

"Hahahaha! It turns out that you have been a fairy for so long and have not yet married, because of infertility, what about my 25 million daughter-in-law, Hua Ye!

Bai Jingting lifted his pants and took a bite of the peach he picked casually on the bronze god tree in the clouds just now, "Huahua, I advise you to be kind!"

Yoyo Jiao said angrily: "Hmph! Martian man, big pig's trotters!"

"You're coming to bite me!" Hua Chenyu grimaced as he sang "Jackdaw Boy".

Yi Yang Qianxi stepped forward and said: "Dare to ask the Maple Leaf Fairy, what standards do you want to meet for the lover you are looking for?"

"Those who have eight-pack abs are the destined chosen ones of this fairy. When Youyou said this, a thunderbolt flashed in the sky, and the fifth teenager, who had never said a word, let out a slight sneer behind several people.

Wu Lei turned around and beckoned, "Come, come here, sit in a row and eat fruit...... Stand up for me! Stand in line, one by one...... Oh no, Maple Leaf Fairy look at the abs, I'm not an ordinary high school student now!

The four of them lined up excitedly, and only the fifth teenager stood lazily at the end.

"Please Maple Leaf Fairy to test!" Wu Lei thrust the black gold ancient knife into the ground, ripped off his blue hoodie and still fell to the ground, the black donkey's hooves in the hat rolled to the side and sank into the yellow sand, and the yellow sand instantly turned white.

You took a closer look and saw that Wu Lei's abdominal muscles were in the shape of a seven-finger diagram.

"No, no, Wu Lei is not a good person for the slave family. ”

Suddenly, from the sand dunes not far from a few people, a huge and thick vine stretched out, and the head of a curly-haired man with long hair wearing sunglasses bit Wu Lei's belt, and dragged him into the distance.

Yoyo shook his head and sighed: "Hey...... Yellowfare flowers are piled up all over the ground. ”

Hua Chenyu stepped forward and tore his coat left and right very domineeringly, "Come, see if I hit it?"

When you take a closer look, you can see that Hua Chenyu's abdominal muscles are in the shape of a big chicken leg.

"No, no, Huahua Shangxian is not the beloved person that the slave family is looking for. ”

Suddenly, it rained in the sky, and Hua Chenyu opened his mouth and cried, crying and howling, "She doesn't love, she doesn't love, Martian abs, so he turned around and walked towards the desert." In the dark clouds that drifted quickly, a space-time spaceship with the symbol of Mars and the word 08042 flashed, and in the blink of an eye, Hua Chenyu walked indirectly, and the sky and earth were clear again.

Yoyo shook his head and sighed: "Hey...... It is the first class of flowers. ”

When Bai Jingting left the vine just now, he easily pulled out the ancient unicorn at the head and neck of the sunglasses, gnawed a little bit, the fragrance of coffee beans emanated from his mouth, and he took off the postman's coat quite confidently, "Look, I didn't run." ”

When you look closely, you can see that Bai Jingting's abdominal muscles are in the shape of a large shiitake mushroom.

"No, no, Xiaobai Shangxian is not the good man that the slave family is looking for. ”

Bai Jingting was so angry that he lay down on the ground, kicking and rolling, "I didn't even wear autumn pants, I rushed over when I heard your call, but you are still not either, you have to eat and drink, what am I going to do......" When he was still complaining, a big flag floated out of nowhere, and there seemed to be a man standing on top of the flag.

Because of the dazzling sunlight, several people didn't see clearly who the person on the flag was, only to see him pinching the trick and holding the spell, Bai Jingting swayed like catkins, and floated away with the person with the flag.

You was shocked and shouted, "May I ask which immortal it is, and why don't you show your true face?"

"Tiger lady, you can shut up, Lao Tzu's surname is Wei!" The voice came from afar, and the two of them were already three thousand miles away.

Yoyo shook his head and sighed: "Hey...... The moon shifts and the shadow of the flower comes back. ”

Yi Yang Qianxi danced over with seaweed, and he couldn't suppress the awkward dance soul in his body, and surrounded his figure with Thomas's full rotation like a genius, until the two of them were sweating profusely and panting. Yi Yang Qianxi elegantly unzipped the down jacket, revealing the plain gauze shirt underneath.

Youyou covered her face shyly in slow motion, and after doing this three times, she continued to take a closer look, and saw that Yi Yang Qianxi's abdominal muscles had formed three big characters: Liu Yanfen.

"No, no, Qianxi Shangxian is not the beloved person that the slave family is looking for. ”

Yi Yang Qianxi politely clenched his fists and bowed, his center of gravity was unstable and cold, and he fell headlong, turning into a giant zongzi the size of a hill, and disappeared into a sudden fog.

Yoyo shook his head and sighed: "Hey...... Lunon flowers are thin, thin sweat and light clothes. ”

Only the last one remained, a black-robed young man wearing a hat. He bowed his head and stood face to face with Youyou, if he looked down from the nine clouds, it was like two chess pieces in the desert. The most important thing is the silence that bows his head, which shatters the tenderness of his heart.

"Why is this immortal silent?" the young man's head lowered under the leisurely question.

The boy thought to himself: "There is no trick to win...... Static braking...... Whoever speaks first dies...... One, two, three, wooden man......"

Youyou was anxious, and he turned his fingers into a trick to urge the inside, and from the tip of his right finger, he launched a tornado towards the young man, and the wind was wrapped in colorful petals, blowing away the young man's hat and black robe.

She finally saw Wu Xiaowu, who was dragging and cool, and his eight-pack abs, like freshly baked old bread, exuding an alluring luster and hormones under the sunlight.

The sky remembered BGM: "The heart is burning, the heart is burning, the heart is burning, the heart is open, I can't close it......"

"How?, but you're the chosen one?" Wu Xiaowu asked with his chin raised.

At this time, Youyou, where can you still take care of what is a fairy and what is a slave, the admiration in her eyes formed two bottomless whirlpools, and the corners of her lips flew straight down and fell into the yellow sand.

She took her son's hand and took him on the thief ship, and Fang Cai's saliva turned the desert into a river of maple leaves.

A flock of white doves flew on the north bank, thousands of paper cranes appeared on the south bank, and the riverside was full of stones in piles of three and three, and countless Martians appeared on the river with big eyes, big heads, and small feet.

The whole world turned pink, and the boat left the river and rose into the air, she and he hugged each other and flew away, looked at each other and smiled, and interlocked their fingers, flying to the top of the snow-capped mountain, to the end of time, to the magical mushroom transformed by the legendary meteorite, and to the beautiful vision of the future family of three sharing a happy family......

Wu Xiaowu, who was flying shirtless on the boat, let out a big sneeze, and Youyou on the bed was also "blown up" awake.

At this time, Wu Xiaowu had just walked out of the school gate, and Aunt Tang'er's spirit boat was following behind the two.

Yoyo rolled over, dazed and fell asleep again.

But this dream left a sweet question in my heart:

In reality, does he have eight-pack abs?