Chapter 371: Crazy Selfie

Zheng Xudong knew Du Chen's thoughts, she wanted to repay herself by helping herself sing, but she couldn't use her today to make her remember her favor, so he said: "Sister Du Chen, I can't use you to sing today, you see that you are drunk cat, I am afraid that you will forget the words for a while." ”

"Don't worry, Anton, I will never forget the words. "Duchen Kolos still wants to make a final effort.

"That's not going to work, your English has a taste of the suburbs of Amsterdam, and I'll have to find someone who speaks English a little better." Zheng Xudong made a little joke with her.

When the people next to him laughed happily when they heard him speak Duchen Kolos's English and the smell of the Amsterdam suburbs, Candace Swanepel held Duchen Kohos's face with both hands and said, "My dear, you were really born in the Amsterdam countryside." ”

Duchen Kolos knocked Candace Swanepel off both hands and pouted, "yes, I was born on a farm in Amsterdam, what's the matter!"

Hearing her words, everyone burst into laughter again.

After laughing, these Victoria's Secrets began to compete for the place of rap female singer in Zheng Xudong's new song, and for a while they were chattering, laughing, laughing, and Yanyan was so lively!

In the end, Zheng Xudong decided to use Adriana Lima, a Brazilian model, first, she is relatively old here (born in 81), she became famous early, and her prestige is enough, and secondly, she has a cheerful personality and has a good relationship with anyone. So Zheng Xudong finally decided to use her as this rap female singer.

Adriana Lima jumped up happily when she heard Anton use herself, threw herself into Anton arms, kissed him the cheek, and said, "Thank you! I won't let you down!"

Zheng Xudong saw the disappointed expressions of the Victoria's Secret who was not selected to be a female rap singer next to him, so he said to them: "Sisters, don't be idle, there is a sentence in the middle that you need to co-author, do you deliberately help?"

When the other Victoria's Secret angels heard that they could also participate, they also screamed, "Oh yes!

Zheng Xudong asked for a blank piece of paper from Miranda Kerr's bag, and quickly wrote the lyrics to rap on the paper with her eyebrow pencil.

The song Zheng Xudong wants to use this time is a popular electronic music explosion divine comedy - SELFIE in the early debut of the DJ and the famous CHAINSMOKERS in the electronic music industry, this word means "selfie" in Chinese, and this song is indeed a "selfie" thing. Its lyrics go like this:

When Jason was at the table

Jason was in front of this table just now

I kept on seeing him look at me

I saw him looking at me

when he was with that other girl

When he was talking to the woman

Do you think he was just doing that

You think he does

to make me jealous?

Are you trying to make me jealous?

Because he was totally texting me

Because he's messaging me

all night last night

Almost all night

and I don't know if it's a booty call or not

I don't know if he's trying to date or whatever

Sooo... like what do you think?

That... What do you think?

Did you think that girl was pretty?

You.. Do you think that girl is good-looking?

How did that girl even get in here?

How did she get in?

Did you see her?

Did you just see her?

She's so short and that dress is so tacky

She's really short, and her skirt is still dirty

Who wears cheetah?

Who still wears leopard print now, please

It's not even summer

It's not summer again

why does the DJ keep on

Why DJs always

playing Summertime Sadness?

Play the song Summertime Sadness

After we go to the bathroom

After a short shower

can we go smoke a cigarette?

Let's go have a cigarette, shall we?

I really need one

I really want to have one now

But first,

But

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

Let me take a selfie first~

(Beat Drops)

(Drum beat)

Can you guys help me pick a filter?

Hey, can you help me pick a filter?

I don't know if I should go

I don't know

with XX Pro or Valencia

It is better to use XX Pro or Valencia P diagram

I wanna look tan

I want to bring a tanning effect

What should my caption be?

What should I put in the photo?

I want it to be clever

It's better to make me look thoughtful

How about “Livin' with my ladies

Why don't you add a line of "Hi with my little."

Hashtag LIVE“

#直播中"?

I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes

It took 5 minutes to post only 10 likes

Do you think I should take it down?

Should I delete it?

LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE

Let me take another selfie

(Beat Drops)

(Drum beat)

Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie

Wait, Jason just liked it

What a creep

Damn, what are you doing

Is that guy sleeping over there?

Is he the one who is lying there sleeping?

Yeah, the one next to the girl

Ah, yes, it's the guy next to that girl

with no shoes on

The one who didn't wear shoes

That's so ratchet

What the heck

That girl is such a fake model

The woman had a facelift at first glance

She definitely bought all her

The likes on her Instagram are all bought

Instagram followers

Just her little INS fan??

Who goes out on Mondays?

Who's okay to come out on Monday

OK, let's go take some shots

Let's go, a few more drinks

Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up

Oh no, I feel like I'm throwing up

Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine

It's okay, I'm OK

Let's go dance

Let's go dancing and dance

There's no vodka at this table

There was no wine on the table

Do you know anyone else here?

Do you know anyone else in this bar?

Oh my god, Jason just texted me

Oh my god, Jason messaged me

Should I go home with him?

Should I roll the sheets with him?

I guess I took a good selfie

Looks like the selfie just took a good shot

(Selfie on repeat)

(Keep taking selfies)

Zheng Xudong called Adriana Lima to his side and said to her: "Adriana, when my music starts to play for a while, when you get to this position, you start to read according to the lyrics on this piece of paper, you get familiar with it first, you have to read it domineeringly, just like the feeling that you have just been dumped by your boyfriend and are unwilling, understand?"

Zheng Xudong said that Adriana Lima looked at the lyrics that the big boy had just written, and it did seem that the girl was a little resentful between the lines.

Zheng Xudong said to a few Victoria's Secret angels next to him: "DO YOU GUYS SEE, THE LYRICS SAY LET ME TAKE A SELFIE, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE FIRST, AT THIS TIME YOU CAN SAY THIS SENTENCE TOGETHER, IT'S BEST TO TAKE OUT YOUR MOBILE PHONE WHILE TALKING, PUT OUT YOUR BEST POSE AND START TAKING A SELFIE." As soon as the drums beat on my side, people stopped and waited for Adriana to start rapping again, understand?"

Several supermodels nodded and said together: "It's not easy, we know, you go and prepare for your trip." Then six or seven heads crowded together to look at Zheng Xudong's lyrics.

Zheng Xudong saw Du Chen Kolos standing next to her in a daze, he walked over and patted her head with his hand, "Hey, what do you want? Just read the lyrics, can you keep up with everyone's rhythm for a while? If you drop the chain for me, see if I don't spank your ass!"

Du Chen Kolos was stunned when he heard Zheng Xudong's words, a little aggrieved, tears rolling in his eyes, "Don't you think my English is not good, and you say that I drank too much, and dare to let me sing your song!?"

Zheng Xudong hugged her in his arms and whispered to comfort her: "Du Chen, my silly sister, you are one of us, how can we throw you down, go and read the lyrics with everyone, I will also familiarize myself with the rhythm of this music first." After saying that, he slapped her little ass with his hand.

Du Chen Kolos still shed tears, and said in a choked voice: "Anton, you are a good person, I like you!" After speaking, he ran to the sisters of the Victoria's Secret supermodel with a red face, and was ridiculed by the big guy again, and then looked at the lyrics together, like this kind of electronic dance music, there are usually no lyrics, and the lyrics of this song are considered long, so everyone watched them very carefully.

Zheng Xudong came to the stage, stood behind the DJ booth, and saw that the "long legs" had already seen the lyrics almost the same, so he began to play the song SELFIE, and the drums in the heavy and low rooms sounded, and the autumn party participants who were standing all over the lawn gathered around the stage again, and soon entered the rap part. After all, Lima was rapping to the music for the first time, and the first line of the rap was still a little rusty, the second line was much better, and by the third line, both the tone and expression began to flow.

With the rhythm of the music of "SELFIE", the boys and girls in the audience and these supermodels began to enter that "magical" state again, shaking their bodies and heads, and when the lyrics came to "LET ME TAKE A SELFIE, let me take a selfie first", the supermodels who had just read the lyrics raised their mobile phones in their hands, and began to take pictures of their beautiful faces at a 45-degree angle, shouting LET ME TAKE A while taking pictures SELFIE, and according to the rhythm, there will be repetition at this time, a total of five times, everyone was a little embarrassed when they shouted the first time, but everyone saw their sisters shouting more vigorously, and they shouted harder, especially the youngest Gigi Hadid, Miranda Kerr and Duchen Kolos were the three of them shouted the loudest, and they also changed various poses to take selfies, Zheng Xudong, who was standing on the stage, saw Ivanka in the audience also swaying wildly with the group of Victoria's Secrets.

Originally, this song was only three minutes, but I can't stop looking at everyone's "joyful energy", the most important thing is that there is a selfie action here, at least half of the guests invited by Wendi Deng to add to the party are women, all of them are beautiful, at least every woman thinks she is the most beautiful, beautiful women love to dress up, and they love to take selfies when they are dressed up (the author's own daughter-in-law is a selfie maniac, so I have a deep experience). And this song is sung to their hearts, who will admit that the women present are not as beautiful as others, then it is better to kill her! All the young ladies, Kota, and female stars took out their mobile phones from their bags and began to take selfies for themselves, and even some men began to take selfies.

When the song was not over for the first time, it was like a virus that "infected" everyone on the scene, and when the song was carried out for the second time, the original big-name stars, shopping mall bigwigs, and political veterans also joined this magical circle of dancing. Before they knew it, they all started shaking their heads.

But when this song "SELFIE (Selfie)" will finally come to an end, everyone present is a little unsatisfied, but at this time, Zheng Xudong has already stepped off the stage. As soon as he came, he was surrounded by the group of models, and many people who wanted to know Zheng Xudong couldn't squeeze in at all, and then Ivanka couldn't stand it anymore, so Zheng Xudong was rescued from the girls who had gone crazy.

As soon as he was brought out of the crowd by Ivanka, there was a big man standing in front of him, and the reason why he said this was because this man was taller than him, and he was unusually strong, and his arms could not be attached to his body at all, he could only stand on both sides, and there was not a single hair on his head, as if he had just been shaved and smeared with a layer of grease.

With a serious face, this person stretched out his palm the size of a fan, held Zheng Xudong's hand, and said in a rough voice: "Hello, my name is Dwayne Johnson, I am a professional wrestler who made several movies in my spare time. I love your music, my daughter and I are both fans of yours, and my daughter was supposed to come here to see you in person today, but she had a fever yesterday and couldn't come here, so can you sign my daughter?"

"Okay, no problem, I wish your daughter a speedy recovery!" Zheng Xudong said.

Seeing that Zheng Xudong agreed, the big man showed a smile on his face, then took out a DVD of Zheng Xudong, took out a gold pen from his suit pocket and handed it to Zheng Xudong, "Mr. Johnson, what is your daughter's name?" Zheng Xudong remembered that he didn't know people's names when he picked up the pen to write.

"Simonne, Simon Johnson. The big man said with a grin.

Zheng Xudong wrote on the color page of the DVD, "Give this DVD to my beautiful little fan, Simon Johnson. Your friend Anton. "After writing it, return the DVD to Dahan. Then he said, "Are you with me, aren't you afraid of upsetting Harvey Weinstein?"

"FUCK! What can he do to me if he's not happy! It's a big deal that Lao Tzu is not in the Hollywood film and television circle, anyway, it's tepid now, Lao Tzu goes back to wrestling, how exciting! Tens of thousands of viewers in the audience shout and cheer for you! That feeling, alas! Don't mention it, you can never feel it when you make a movie!" Dahan said indifferently.

"Maybe if you admit your mistake in the past, Mr. Harvey Weinstein will probably forgive you!" Zheng Xudong said with a smile.

"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! WANT ME TO STRIP NAKED AND CLIMB INTO BED TO WAIT FOR THIS OLD FELLOW, HE'S DELUSIONAL, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE IN THIS LIFE, I CAN DIE IN THE WRESTLING, I WON'T DO THAT KIND OF THING, WHAT THE FUCK! IT'S DISGUSTING TO THINK ABOUT! OKAY, I'M LEAVING. BYE-BYE!" Dahan got the autograph for his daughter and wanted to leave, Zheng Xudong grabbed him, thinking "I finally caught you and wanted to leave!", Johnson looked at Zheng Xudong with a puzzled expression, and then said with a disgusted expression: "Anton, don't tell me that you are gay, otherwise I will break this DVD now and let my daughter like others." ”

Hearing him say this, Zheng Xudong knew that people had misunderstood, so he quickly put his hand away and said with an embarrassed face: "Mr. Johnson, I have a movie that is preparing to start shooting, and there is a character that is very, very suitable for you, I think you should try it, this is an opportunity to change your life." Trust me, if you play this role, you'll be thanking me for giving you this opportunity in a few years. ”

Johnson looked at him like a fool, "What, you're a part-time talent scout in addition to singing?" grinned, "How many men am I in your movie?