drunken

In the afternoon, Yang Cang, an iron rooster (ten cents on his body), actually came to the largest restaurant in Xicheng with Ying Meng. Say you want a treat. And as soon as he came in, he ordered three taels of wine. Shadow Dream looked at him suspiciously. I always feel that he wants to pit himself, but he has no evidence.

"What's the matter?

"Are you rich?" said Shadowmont, in a low voice.

"I have a treat, not necessarily I pay. Ying Meng instantly understood what Yang Cang meant, this is to pay for himself. If you don't drink, it's really a big loss. After speaking, he took one or two directly and went down. Yang Cang was shocked and shouted, "Drink slowly, do you know what you're drinking?" After a while, she sat up again. Start drinking one drink at a time. Yang Cang sensed that something was wrong, so he pretended to pour her a bowl of wine, and as expected, the bowl was empty, but Ying Meng still picked it up and drank it. Yang Cang felt that Ying Meng was afraid that he was drunk. So he compared the hand to a number eight. Put it in front of Shadow Dream and ask, "Look, how many times is this?" Shadow Dream struggled to open her confused eyes. He threw himself forward, one left and one right, and held his two fingers seriously. Then I found out that there were two fingers. So you sat back, smiled stupidly and said, "Two!"

Yang Cang patted Ying Meng's cheek, and the corners of his mouth were thirty degrees and he smiled. Thinking of the extremely arrogant and stinky shadow dream in the past few weeks, I feel that I am too sorry for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity not to dig out her shameful secret at this time.

"Listen, now you do whatever I say. ”

Shadow Dream nodded in confusion.

"What do you answer when I ask?"

Shadowdream: "Hmm. ”

Yang Cang: "Did you hide any money?"

Shadow Dream: "Yes. ”

Yang Cang: "Okay, wait, you said there is." How much are you hiding?"

Shadow closed her eyes and raised her hand to cover his mouth. "Shhhh ”

Yang Cang knew now that she didn't recognize herself. But I was still very angry. Her own little brother hid money under the nose of her boss. It's really an insult to myself. originally planned to let her go until now, and not to take advantage of the danger of others to find out her ugly things. Right now......

Yang Cang: "What are you most afraid of?"

Shadow Dream: "Dog." ”

I seem to have heard something very interesting. Yang Cang covered his chest with both hands, ignoring the evil smile on his face. It was as if he was really sad. "Dogs are so cute, why should they be afraid of dogs?"

Shadow Dream retched. "It's disgusting, it's fake. ”

Yang Cang clapped his hands angrily. How do I deal with drunk people. "Say, why are you afraid of dogs?"

Shadow Dream burped and said wryly, "It's not that I'm afraid, it's that I'm hateful." ”

Yang Cang: "Why do you hate it?"

Shadow Dream: "We have to work hard to cultivate and live like an ascetic every day, but the dog can lie there and watch us. And the food in the fairy world is comparable to dog food, no, the dogs eat better than me. I'll tell you, the dog is nibbling on a steak, and I'm holding a bowl of boiled black beans next to me. Finally, one day I couldn't take it anymore, and I robbed him of the meat under his mouth while his master was not there. Later, every time he saw me, he chased me and bit me. Don't you just grab a piece of meat from him? As for him, he has meat to eat every day, so I'll grab it once, what's wrong? [Grievance] The most important thing is that I can't beat him yet, his master's dog is always staring. Finally I took advantage of the dog's absence and slammed his dog hard. I pinched his nose three times. He finally stopped for a while, but then he cultivated his spiritual wisdom and actually called a group of dogs to chase me and bite me. Eventually, I climbed up a tree and had to ask the dog thing to get me. ”

Yang Cang was also speechless. A genius fairy actually had a problem with a dog, and robbed the dog of food, and in the end she had never fought a dog. However, it is no wonder that she is afraid of dogs, and it is strange that she is chased and bitten by a group of dogs at a young age without producing shadows.

Yang Cang: "Who is the dog?"

Shadow Dream: "Dogs are nuisances. He always added lots and lots of tasks to my training, and every time he made my training more difficult. I suspect he's jealous of me. ”

Yang Cang: "Jealous that you were bullied by his dog?"

Shadow Dream: "I'm jealous that I have Jade Girl and Snowball, and he only has dogs." ”

Yang Cang [Khan]: "Jade girl?"

Shadow Dream [Pride]: "A man who will never betray me, my good friend." ”

Yang Cang: "Little snowball?"

Shadow Dream [Pride]: "The one who has my spiritual root." “

Yang Cang ......!?: "The spiritual root was taken by someone else, and you are still very proud?"

Shadow Dream: "Took my spiritual root, mine." I gave."

Yang Cang's leg hair is automatically translated, and if you take my spiritual root, it will be mine. I gave her the spiritual root.

Okay, if you keep asking, you may hear some secrets of the fairy world. Yang Cang is not so mad that he wants to dig out all the secrets of Ying Meng, anyway, this one thing is enough for Yang Cang to laugh at Ying Meng for a year, and the ugly thing will end here. Now it's time to test your little brother's strength.

Yang Cang: "After the aura is dissipated, apart from absorbing other qi, do you have any other self-defense techniques?"

Shadow Dream [Pride]: "Of course, tell you secretly, you can't tell anyone." I once saw in a forbidden book that once you are reasonable, you know everything in the world, you are broad-minded, you are not shocked, you are fearless, you can cultivate yourself, you can work together, you can govern the country, and you can level the world! Although I don't understand a word. But the general meaning should be that there is something called very powerful, as long as you know it, you will be invincible....... Curious...... But those old antiques would never agree to me doing that...... How can I be obedient, whoever is obedient is stupid. So I quietly ...... There are many laws in the world. For example, the law of time. The book says that those who master the way of time...... It can reverse the heaven and the earth, the sun and the moon, and everything throughout the ages...... In the grasp. ”

Yang Cang [unfathomable]: "You have mastered it." ”

Shadow Dream: "Of course....... No. But I know a lot about it. ”

Yang Cang's leg hair automatic translation basically doesn't understand, otherwise she would have come out to blow it with her drunken personality. Okay, the little brother has a clear understanding of his strength, and Yang Cang is very interested in crossing some rules in order to pursue reason when she is sober.

Okay, that's it. Yang Cang looked at the sky outside. Think about it again, let Shadow Dream drink driving, what is the probability of the two of them being injured.