Chapter 1085: The Goat-like Queen of France
Don't take a bath for a thousand years?
Duluth seems to have heard this when he was a child, but such a black history is not a glorious thing, and he has never seen anyone talk about it.
The Black Death was terrible, these people did not take a bath after listening to the words of the church and the medical officer, and the Black Death was indeed slowly disappearing, such a "cause and effect" made them believe that "not bathing can avoid disease", if it was not for the fact that it was too uncomfortable not to take a bath for a lifetime, only those "saints" could do it, I am afraid that other Europeans would have long followed this as a rule of life!
Even if the princess in front of them is really uncomfortable and has to be washed, most of them just wash away those too much filth, those layers of filth that cling to their bodies and have no impact on their ordinary life, of course, they have to stay, just like some left-behind children who don't take a bath for two or three months, as if they are wearing a pair of gray wool pants.
Under the maid's telling, he even learned more secrets.
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The aristocrats would wipe their faces with a dry white cloth when they got up every day, but they would never wash them with water, because washing them with water would damage their eyesight, cause dental problems and colds, make their faces pale, and be more sensitive to the heat and cold of the weather......
Even in the 17th century, during the reign of King Louis XIV of France, the most clean French noblewoman bathed only twice a year without the advice of a doctor, and usually wiped herself with a dry towel.
King Louis XIV himself had to bathe carefully under the guidance of a physician, bathing only once in 64 years, from 1647 to 1711 – an astonishing record that is still preserved in the daily physical records of Louis XIV's imperial physician.
By the 18th century, King Louis XV of France bathed only three times in his life, one on his birthday, the second on his wedding, and three on his burial.
In the previous life, when all kinds of poisonous chicken soup were spread in China, it was said that in some poor mountainous areas of China, people took two baths in their lives, was born once, and married once, and it was obvious that its origin was Louis XV in the Middle Ages.
Such a situation naturally makes those nobles feel very heavy.
"The whole nobility, even the king, stenched like a beast of prey, and the queen smelled like an old goat, both in summer and in winter. ”
In such a situation, the aristocracy was in great demand for perfumes, some of them used petal juice like princesses, and after the establishment of the first perfume workshops in Italy, the French rose to prominence, because the "queen of the smell of old goats" is a close-up of the queen of France.
The world-famous French perfume was originally produced because of this, which is called the real "just need......
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However, there are no absolutes, especially those noble ladies, who have not personally experienced the horror of the Black Death, and some of them like to take a bath and want to be beautiful and not dying, which is naturally normal.
However, it is normal that most of Europe, like the saints who did not bathe all their lives, and the women who bathed when they had nothing to do, were still somewhere in between.
Although understanding, although sympathy, at this moment, Duluth still heard the voice of his own heartbreak.
The castle dream is gone, and the princess dream is even more shattered.
He really can't imagine that if he didn't know this situation, he tried all kinds of tricks to finally please the beauty to the bed, and put his hand into the girl's clothes, and as a result, he kneaded a hand of mud, that feeling, I'm afraid I will never forget it in this life.
It's just a princess, and what makes him even more sad is that the two goddesses in his original mind have also collapsed.
Juliet, Joan of Arc.
Juliet, a well-known figure in the West, but as long as she is a person and a cannibal, then Duluth is sure that this Juliet is probably not much better, maybe not as ashamed as the French queen "goat", but she will never let herself smell any "girlish body fragrance".
I'm afraid that only these "Romeo", who are more dirty and smelly at the same time, and smell like beasts, can do something to her, right?
As for Joan of Arc of France in the 15th century, not to mention.
The French in the Middle Ages were almost the dirtiest country in Europe, and the dirty and smelly appearance of kings and queens has been recorded in history, not to mention Joan of Arc on the battlefield?
On the battlefield, there is no opportunity to take a bath, and even if there is, it is estimated that Joan of Arc, who is rated as a "saint", will not be washed, and the smell of blood, the smell of inferior leather armor that has not been tanned, the smell of horse manure, the smell of sweat, and the smell of not bathing for a long time, this kind of taste ferments......
Just think about it, Duluth's scalp is numb, and the chickens in his pants have to take a vacation and not work overtime......
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Duluth, who was thinking about it, didn't notice that the princess's eyes were getting brighter and brighter when she looked at him not far away.
There is no way, Duluth is dressed neatly and neatly, and his appearance is also middle-to-upper, for a "village flower and town flower" who is rarely close to outsiders, he is already a rare talent, especially the temperament he has cultivated in reality, which is a hundred times stronger than those commoners and princes, which naturally makes the princess's heart hot.
Favorability,Although it's 100 that you can push the girl.,But for the sake of authenticity,,It's not clearly expressed with a numerical value.,It's all up to people.。
Duluth felt a little burned now, and after learning that she was her father's new knight, the princess was almost upside-down to Duluth, and when she saw that Duluth did not eat black bread, but was able to change a steady stream of oriental food, she almost swallowed him and water.
No, Duluth is sure, this favorability is definitely 100, as long as he wants, in this dark little room, he can play this princess with tricks.
But every time he thought of the "gray clothes" under the princess's sleeves, he no longer had the slightest desire or hope, and his whole body was uncomfortable.
In the past two days, because he was pestered by the princess, he had almost no personal time, and he was almost entangled by the princess in his room like an otaku, and he didn't even have time to see the environment in the castle and the lives of other maids.
After two days, the princess seemed to see the annoyance in his heart, and simply took him to a drinking party of a nearby noblewoman.
"Don't worry, Duluth, the princesses and king's women from the neighborhood are all there, and they all want to see what you look like when they hear that my dad has hired a new knight......"
The princess is very confident that she is an absolute beauty in several nearby "countries", and there is no one more beautiful than herself.
This time when he went out and borrowed the strength of wine, maybe the relationship between the two could be further improved, compared to the other crooked princes, Duluth was almost as perfect as a god.
Duluth pouted, just within a radius of dozens of miles, there are several countries, saying that they are queens and princesses, and if you want to say this, it is not enough for those players in the East to laugh at!