"Yes, master. ”

Liu Qing was 1.85 meters tall, burly and tall, looked up at the kendo hall signboard hanging on the door plaque, and then at the two mighty stone lions in front of the gate, and already had an idea in his heart.

In fact, every idea of coming to the stadium is almost the same, it is really two mighty stone lions that are too tempting, and the door plaque is too high, so that people unconsciously want to use their strength on the stone lion to provoke and kick the door plaque.

Liu Qing is no exception, so the same is true for the first thought.

Of course, if he knew what happened to Mr. Tang Zehua yesterday, maybe he wouldn't think so.

Unfortunately, he didn't know.

So he trotted for a while, stomped heavily on the ground, and his body soared into the air, flying up like a crane, and then put one foot on the head of the stone lion in the way of a golden rooster independently.

Liu Qing is very satisfied with his movements, which are elegant, chic, and full of dynamic beauty, without any mud and water.

This crane shape shows that he has practiced at home.

Zhang Mingshan nodded, and was also very satisfied with the performance of the second disciple.

It is the so-called bundle up and hide and fall, shuttle into the forest to pounce and claw catch;

Liu Qing has been focusing on crane boxing for ten years, and his skills have been on fire, and he can almost go out of the mountain.

However, at this moment, I saw Liu Qing's figure swaying slightly, and he seemed to be a little unstable.

Zhang Mingshan frowned slightly, and his eyes glared at Liu Qing like electricity.

He had just praised the second disciple in his heart, but Liu Qing immediately dropped the chain for him, and he couldn't even stand on his feet, where did he have the slightest meaning of standing out from the crowd?

Liu Qing also jumped in his heart, only to feel that the landing place was extremely slippery, and he couldn't stand on the tips of his feet at all.

As a last resort, he didn't care about being handsome, and reflexively landed his other foot on the stone lion, trying to stabilize his body.

As a result, as soon as I landed, I found that the footing was even more slippery, as if all the oil under my feet was unbearable.

Liu Qing let out a strange scream, his feet slipped together, and then a big split came out from the left and the right.

Splitting or something, for people who learn martial arts or dance, there is no difficulty at all, it is easier than eating and drinking.

The problem is that the splitting also has to pay attention to the place, and Liu Qing is now on the lion's head, so the situation is very embarrassing.

As we all know, the stone lion's head is full of manes carved into small round balls, Liu Qing's feet are in the air, and then a split fork falls directly, which just falls on the stone lion's head.

"Bang!"

For a while, Liu Qing's face turned from white to blue, and then to white, cold sweat like a waterfall suddenly gushed out on his forehead, and his big mouth was open, but he couldn't scream.

Zhang Mingshan and his eldest disciple Song De watched Liu Qing's performance in amazement, and when they heard the loud "bang" of their bodies, the two of them clamped their legs together, only to feel that a certain part between their legs felt empathetic pain.

Liu Qing finally screamed out, his whole body lost his strength, and the rag doll fell from the stone lion.

Song De reacted quickly, rushed up in a few steps to intercept Liu Qing who had fallen, and asked in a concerned voice, "Second junior brother, are you okay?"

Liu Qing covered his crotch with both hands, sweating profusely with pain on his face, how could he answer?

Song De and Liu Qing have a good relationship, and when they see this, they have to reach out to untie his pants to see where the injury is. When his hand reached out to Liu Qing's crotch, he suddenly felt that it was not good to do so.

So he asked with concern, "Second Senior Brother, what is that...... Is there anything wrong?"

After asking Song De, he felt that something was wrong, and the second junior brother was speechless in pain, how could it be okay?

So he asked another question: "At least you tell my brother, is it broken?"

Is it broken......

Is it ......

Not......

Liu Qing glared at Song De in disbelief, his mind full of the sentence "Is it broken" just now.

After a long time, Liu Qing squeezed out a word from between his teeth: "No." ”

Song De suddenly put his mind at ease, and said with great joy: "It's good if it's not broken, it's good if it's not broken, it's scared to death." ”

Liu Qing: "......"

Zhang Mingshan: "......"

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air......

For a moment, the air froze, the room was quiet, and no one spoke.

Just when the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing, the door of the kendo hall opened, and Lan Shao walked out with a plastic bucket in one hand and a brush in the other.

At first glance, I saw three other people outside the door, one of whom was lying on the ground with his crotch covered, and his face looked as uncomfortable as constipation. The other two stared at him fiercely, as if they were going to rush up and fight in the next moment.

Lan Shao felt a sigh in his heart, and suddenly had a bad premonition. But thinking that behind him were a few tyrannosaurus rexes the size of women, and twenty-two brothers, he suddenly felt confident.

"What are you guys doing at the door of our kendo hall?"

He roared first, and then pointed to Liu Qing, who was lying on the ground in pain, sweating profusely, and warned: "Touching porcelain again?" Let me tell you, it's enough, it's endless? Don't keep catching a piece of wool, there is a Golden Arches restaurant next to it, where can I touch porcelain?"

Zhang Mingshan glanced Lan Shao up and down, his eyes were fierce, and he said coldly, "Who are you?"

"I ......"

Lan Shao was just about to scold out, but suddenly felt a little chill all over his body, and Zhang Mingshan's gaze made his heart tremble.

"You, you, whatever you want to do, I'm just a cleaner. ”

After Lan Shao finished speaking, in order to win the trust of the other party, he walked to the stone lion with a plastic bucket, dipped the walnut oil in the bucket with a brush, and then oiled the stone lion.

Zhang Mingshan, Song De and Liu Qing watched his movements, and their eyes were straight.

Especially Liu Qing, who stretched out a trembling finger, pointed at Lan Shao and asked tremblingly, "You, you, you ......"

He "you" for a long time, and he didn't say anything else, he was so angry that he didn't know what to say.

Fortunately, there was also the master brother Song De, who supplemented the second junior brother's question, and asked in surprise and anger: "You oiled the stone lion?"

Lan Shao replied as a matter of course: "Yes, what's the matter? When the oil is dry, I still have to wax." ”

Oiling, waxing, oiling, waxing......

These two words jumped back and forth in the minds of Zhang Mingshan's master and apprentice, like a magic spell, shocking the three of them.

Zhang Mingshan glanced at Lan Shao deeply, and then looked down at the second disciple who fell to the ground and covered his crotch and couldn't get up, and deeply felt that he was too wise.

Fortunately, I didn't go on it in person just now, although I'm a little sorry for the dick, but ...... If you get on it yourself, it's your second child who is sorry now.

Song De stood up and walked in front of Lan Shao in an atmospheric manner, and his burly body suddenly set off Lan Shao's thin figure like a weak chicken.

"You oil and wax a stone lion? Who has ever heard of oiling and waxing a stone lion? Do you know how dangerous it is? Do you know that it can hurt people?"