Chapter 142: He Dashao, who learns excavators
I have to say that He Yuan and his father He Yongguang are two completely different people.
He Yongguang is accustomed to disguise, and its essence is disgusting, even scolding. Because that's an old fox who likes to play tricks.
On the other hand, He Yuan is more cute, maybe because of his family, so he doesn't have to worry about anything since he was a child, so he has become a little simple.
Liu Zixuan could see that he didn't have any scheming.
The splashing session continued, but Liu Zixuan did not participate again, because He Yuan was pulled aside to chat.
As for Bai Jingjing, she was very angry with her cousin, and as soon as she came over, she recognized a cousin-in-law, and she called her so kindly.
couldn't persuade her, and it was not easy to scold, so Bai Jingjing had to run back to change her clothes.
Sitting on the side, He Yuan asked seriously: "Cousin-in-law, let's continue the topic just now, you just said that you can teach me, but ...... But what?"
"There are two aspects, one is that your father and we don't have any cooperative relationship, on the contrary, he also pushed my house. Second, if you want to be a man that women like, you have to make some changes!" Liu Zixuan said.
"My dad pushed your house?" He Yuan has very small eyes because he is fat, and when he thinks about things, he feels like he has closed his eyes and fallen asleep.
I was puzzled for a moment: "Then it is estimated that my father has not said these things, pushing the house is a trivial matter, our family is doing real estate, and we will build you a big villa when the time comes!"
Liu Zixuan grinned, this guy is really simple and cute.
After thinking about it, he didn't bother to tell him about the dispute between the He family and Qingxiu Village, so he said, "Then there is a second one!"
"What changes are you making?"
"Your tonnage...... I'm afraid any girl will find it scary. Liu Zixuan pointed to his ham-like figure.
"It's a bit chubby. He Yuan scratched his head embarrassedly.
A little fat?
Liu Zixuan glared at him and took a deep breath: "I'll give you an example, you will understand, do you want to ha, men and women, will they hehehe?"
"Of course, that's a necessary step for love to sublimate!"
"Have you ever thought about it, if you do that kind of thing with a girl at your tonnage, first of all, your pregnant woman's belly will make you unable to do it, and secondly, even if you do it, how many times can you move so fat? Finally...... Aren't you afraid of crushing that beauty to death?"
Liu Zixuan said very seriously.
Although he is not in agreement with the He family, Liu Zixuan has a clear distinction between public and private after all, and this He Yuan has no bad intentions towards him, and he will not harm him.
He Yuan shook his head when he heard this: "No, I'm afraid you are not as good as me at this point!"
"Huh?" Liu Zixuan raised his eyebrows.
"Let me tell you, I have thirty G movies hidden in my hard drive, all of them are that kind of film, with so much experience in watching and learning, fat people can also enjoy that kind of taste, but there are fewer unlocking postures. ”
He Yuan smiled sheepishly: "We are fat, but our physical strength is definitely good!"
"Ahem. ”
Liu Zixuan was defeated by this guy. Thumbs up at him: "You are amazing, then according to what you say, you must have been in the middle of thousands of flowers, and the leaves are not touched?"
"Nope. I'll keep my first time. He Yuan pursed his mouth.
"Then everything you used to do was handed over to your left hand?"
"No, and dolls. ”
"Then you must be playing with a doll one day. Liu Zixuan muttered angrily.
"What are you talking about, cousin-in-law?"
"It's nothing, I said you're very good!" Liu Zixuan pinched his forehead, he was thinking, is He Yuan He Yongguang's own son? How can such a scheming old fox have such a simple and cute son!
"By the way, cousin-in-law, when I came out of the house today, I heard my father whisper that there is a baby here, where is the baby, you can take me to see it. He Yuan suddenly thought of something and said.
Liu Zixuan thought in his heart, there is indeed a treasure.
However, it seems that He Yuan still doesn't know what their He family is going to do.
He immediately smiled and said, "This baby, I haven't found out yet, and I don't know what it is." ”
"Then take me to find it. I'll tell you, I'm a well-known treasure hunter, and I can find it if I tell me the general location. He Yuan said excitedly.
"Treasure hunting machine?" Liu Zixuan was surprised, there are really a lot of new terms he heard today.
"That's right. ”
"By the way, what major did you study in Africa?
"No, I'm majoring in excavators!"
"Dig, dig, dig!"
Liu Zixuan suddenly wanted to scold the street, you learned an excavator and went to Africa, there is a very famous excavator technical school in Dongshan Province, China!
"My excavator is different from what everyone says. ”
He Yuan explained with a smile: "It is a major in soil exploration and cultural relics protection!"
"Soil exploration, cultural relics protection?"
"In the words of the moment, it is to touch the golden captain, who specializes in finding and studying the treasures of the cemetery. He Yuan spread his hands and leaned close to Liu Zixuan's ear: "Tell you a big secret, you can't tell others!"
"You say. ”
"My nose is different from others, my nose is naturally sensitive to all kinds of jade, calligraphy and painting antiques, etc., because of this matter, I helped my father make money back then. He Yuan said proudly.
Liu Zixuan stretched out his hand: "Put your wrist over!"
He Yuan did so in confusion and asked, "What's wrong?"
Liu Zixuan took He Yuan's pulse for a moment, and then opened his perspective eye to observe this guy.
Suddenly grinned, thinking to himself, no wonder, people have five senses, eyes, ears, nose, eyebrows, mouth, five senses are also known as the five senses, some people are born with good eyes, can see the dirt, some people have good ears, others can't hear clearly, he can hear very clearly, some people have a good nose, will have a sensitive effect on something.
This is collectively known as the transcendence of the five senses.
And He Yuan is one of them.
Thinking of this, Liu Zixuan suddenly had a plan!
Didn't the He family want to sneak around here to get the treasure? Then the master will accompany you to have a good time. And let your eldest young master of the He family come to disrupt your situation!
Of course, Liu Zixuan is not using He Yuan, he will give him a big creation!
Then he said, "Since you have this ability, then I'll take you to see if what you say is true!"
"Okay!" A burst of light appeared in He Yuanxiao's eyes, and he followed Liu Zixuan towards the side of the mountain.
When the two of them arrived at the pit that the scorpion and the dog brother had dug earlier, Liu Zixuan pointed over: "Yao~ It's there!"
He Yuan walked over slowly, first grabbed a handful of soil and put it under his nose to smell it, and then put his whole person on the ground and tinkered for a while.
After a while, he suddenly jumped up and shouted in surprise: "I'm Cao, there's a big baby underneath!
(End of chapter)
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